Panda's Postmodern Life

Shen Chen felt that something was wrong with his bamboo recently, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

For example, let's get up in the morning, Zhu Qing always gets up earlier than him, he usually wears a set of ten yuan and three pieces at home, and the new clothes that Shen Shen bought for him have long been neatly folded by him. In the closet, he was only willing to wear it when he went out.

Shen Chen complained about this, what does this bamboo think of him?Is he that kind of panda who can't even afford clothes?But when he proposed to buy new clothes for Zhu Qing, there would be an imperceptible expression of resistance on Zhu Qing's face.

"No, this is enough for me to wear at home."

Shen Shen was almost mad at it!

Sometimes the so-called tactful rejection of a person's kindness will often make the person who gave it feel embarrassed, so it is better to accept it openly. At first, Shen Shen felt that Zhu Qing was embarrassed, but after a long time, Shen Shen became aware that Zhu Qing Qing is serious.

He seriously rejected Shen Shen's kindness, but he blindly paid for Shen Shen.

However, overall, Shen Shen was satisfied.

The pattern of breakfast will not be repeated for two weeks. He even bought a book of snacks because the heavy and light dessert is a pastime after dinner. He downloaded videos from the Internet and learned while watching. Xiao Wu's mouth is watering, and eating quietly with Zhu Qing at night is a rare enjoyment in this noisy world.

Zhu Qing even started to take care of the housework, the floor of the house is always spotless, the clothes in the cupboard are also neatly sorted by color and type, even...

Shen Shen, who was brushing his teeth, looked at the reddish face of the man in the mirror while cleaning his teeth.

This Zhu Qing... even prepared a toothbrush and toothpaste for herself.

When going out, Zhu Qing said thoughtfully to be careful on the road while reading the newspaper, and Shen Shen hurried out with his briefcase under his arm.

In Shen Chen's heart, there is no better day than this.

However, the center of gravity of the bamboo seems to be slowly changing.

Although the three meals a day are still so delicate, but he seems to have a lot of private space, no longer pestering Shen Shen to ask this question, more often, he will silently flip through the newspaper, or face the computer seriously, Write down something in the notebook.

One day, Shen Shen secretly opened Zhu Qing to read the rest of the newspaper, and found that there were circles in the column carefully drawn with a red pen, and the history web page was also full of addresses for talent recruitment.

Shen Shen, who was chewing the big green ball made by Zhu Qing, was taken aback.

Is this bamboo still thinking about finding a job?

No.

Absolutely not.

This is his bamboo, the little elf he raised, although it is much taller than him in real life after taking human form, but in Shen Shen's heart, Zhu Qing will always be that little bamboo trembling in the breeze.

Sure enough, after a day's dinner, Zhu Qing put down the bowl and chopsticks after eating, and looked at Shen Chen seriously: "Shen Chen, I want to go to night school."

"..." Shen Chen had just finished wiping his mouth when he heard his little Zhuzi say such a sentence, his lake-like eyes suddenly opened wide: "Are you going to night school?"

"Yeah." Zhu Qing stared at a grain of rice at the corner of Shen Shen's mouth, the crystal round rice moved with the opening and closing of Shen Shen's light-colored mouth, which made Zhu Qing feel a little itchy in his heart, and he didn't even think about it When he thought about it, he stretched out his finger and gently wiped the heavy chin.

After being taken aback for a moment, Zhu Qing said, "Here, there is rice."

Shen Chen turned his head in embarrassment: "Yes, yes. No, tell me, why are you going to night school?"

Zhu Qing took out a clean piece of paper from the pocket of his clothes, pointed to the words on it and said, "I read in the newspaper that those job resumes all required a bachelor's degree or above. This evening school, I think, uses the evening hours to enrich myself."

"No."

"Why?" Faced with Shen Shen's gloomy expression, Zhu Qing was also a little unhappy, he couldn't understand why Shen Shen was always like this, and tried every means to prevent himself from going to work.

"It's not safe to leave home."

"This night school is in the office building opposite."

"Or not."

"It'll be there in 10 minutes."

"That's not right!" Shen Chen flicked his chopsticks.

Just kidding, what night school is he studying, his bamboo is not staying at home at night, what is he going out to do when he has nothing to do?

Looking at the gloomy and cloudy face, Zhu Qing lowered her long eyelashes silently, and said, "I see."

After Zhu Qing cleaned up the dishes, he saw Shen Shen sunk in the sofa. Half of his face was buried in the shadow of the desk lamp, and he looked hazy. , Shen Chensheng is slender and slender, with a very fair face, and his facial features are just right, especially his slightly curved lips, as if waiting for someone to kiss him all the time... Zhu Qing Immediately pressed his chest.

kiss up.

Yes, he really wanted to hug this panda tightly in his arms and seal that ruthless and proud lips.

During the day, he took advantage of Shen Shen to go to work in the company. While looking for a job at night, he also went to the famous search site Gu Jie to find a lot of reasons why men like men. Gu Jie gave many answers, some Some said it was congenital, and some said it was influenced by the day after tomorrow. Zhu Qing thought about it for a long time alone, but he couldn't figure out why.

However, he really likes Shen Shen, Shen Shen's eyebrows, Shen Shen's eyes, and Shen Shen's naked limbs that are unintentionally exposed, all of which make him very fond of it. Even Shen Shen has something to do with it.

When he was still a bamboo, he had a great affection for Shen Shen. He didn't want others to get close to Shen, and he didn't like Shen to divert his mind from himself to other things, just like the mother bamboo smelling the fragrance. He sprinkled some toilet water on Wen Xiang's body every night, and even smeared some oil and salt seasoning viciously, that's why Shen Chen showed such an ugly expression when he went to eat her.

Subconsciously, he didn't want Shen to eat him, but he was also unwilling to have Shen fall in love with other bamboos. This kind of contradictory feeling once troubled him as a bamboo for a long time. Faintly noticed something.

This is not something ordinary possessiveness can explain.

This kind of feeling, like the book said, is called love at first sight and love at second sight?However, most of the books are a man and a woman, and occasionally two men are seen, but he has never discovered the pairing of a bamboo and a panda.

A trace of gloom flashed in Zhu Qing's pitch-black eyes.

Zhu Qing stood there for a while, Shen Shen finally noticed his dazed appearance, his eyes moved from the news broadcast to Zhu Qing: "Are you still angry?"

Zhu Qing shook his head: "I'm never angry with you."

Shen Shen blushed: "Who taught you to speak like this? I sound like a woman."

Zhu Qing looked at him seriously: "Every word I say is sincere."

Shen Shen avoided those eyes that seemed to be hiding fire, turned his head to the TV, and seemed to find a topic at random: "Actually, it's for your own good that I don't let you go out to find a job."

"...for my own good?"

"You have to know, it's very dangerous for someone like you who doesn't understand anything to go out alone." After Shen Chen said the first sentence, he felt that he had found a point. It was not very comfortable either. When he was watching the news broadcast just now, he thought of a lot of words in his mind, but he didn't know how to speak for a while. Once he said the words now, he felt much smoother: "The current society It’s not as bad as before. People are sinister. There are scammers and thieves everywhere outside. If you are not careful, you just became a human and you are in a hurry to go out? Do you think you can adapt? Why don’t you just stay at home and wait every day? Is it okay if I come back?"

Zhu Qing couldn't help but frowned when he heard the last sentence: "Aren't you also working hard outside alone?"

"I'm different from you."

"You asked me to wait for you to come back obediently every day, and there was always an illusion that I was a softie."

Eat soft rice is a word that Zhu Qing found by searching for 'the title of a man who does housework at home every day and waits for his wife to come back' on Sister Gu.

"Eating soft rice?!" Shen Chen's eyebrows jumped: "Who told you?"

"I saw it myself online."

Shen Shen was silently thinking, did this Zhu Qing learn too fast?

"Besides, I think I can adapt to this society very well. You don't have to worry about me. I just want to find a job and don't want to be an idler."

Zhu Qing raised her eyes and looked at Shen Shen seriously.

Shen Chen frowned: "I can do whatever I want, anyway, you remember, I will eat it in the end, you can go wherever you like."

After he finished speaking, he stood up, and Zhu Qing said, "Where are you going?"

"Are you my wife? Do you want me to take a shower?"

Shen Shen became irritable.