Panda's Postmodern Life

The only thing that made Shen Shen feel gratified was that Qi Jing and Da Mao came here by car, and when the rain stopped for a while, they took Qi Jing's car back. Because Da Mao didn't like wearing seat belts, Shen Shen sat in the passenger seat. Da Mao and Zhu Qing were sitting in the back seat. Qi Jing pressed the play button just after the car started for a while, and a burst of soothing and melodious pure music came from the speaker.

Shen Shen was a little tired, he leaned against the cushion, his head against the glass window, the rain washed over the glass layer by layer, mixed with the sound of the wind outside the car, making the listener a little sleepy, Shen Chen closed his eyes, and drooped a long Eyelashes, planning to take a nap for a while, Zhu Qing sat obliquely behind him, looking at Shen Shen's sleeping face, feeling a little itchy in his heart, wishing to stretch out his fingers to pinch the small piece of flesh on Shen's face, the big hair around him pay attention Seeing Zhu Qing's ferocious eyes, he blinked his big eyes and whispered to Zhu Qing while sucking Wangwang O's fruit milk: "Little God, your eyes are going to be straight."

When Zhu Qing heard the word "little god", his heart suddenly overflowed with infinite inferiority complex. He is not a god, he is just a bamboo monster. There is a huge class difference between him and Shen Chen. If he is not a bamboo spirit but a bamboo fairy, right? Can Shen Chen be treated differently?

Seeing that Zhu Qing didn't answer him in time, Da Mao repeated: "Little fairy?"

"I'm not a fairy."

"Ok?"

"I'm just a bamboo spirit." Zhu Qing smiled bitterly.

Da Mao was stunned for a moment, his amber eyes looked at Zhu Qing a lot up and down, and finally came to a conclusion: "Could it be that I was wrong before? But I can't tell the difference between the gods and monsters in the east. You have to know, I have been studying abroad for so many years, and many things are blurred in my memory."

When Zhu Qing heard these vague words in his memory, his mind moved slightly, but before he could think about it, he heard Da Maoshen mysteriously pulling his sleeve and covering it with an advertising fan from the street. He lowered his voice and said, "Hey, little fairy, I heard that you, Zhu Qing, were named by Ah Chen?"

Zhu Qing said: "Yes."

Da Mao took out a pack of Langwei Xian from the satchel he carried with him and chewed it. While eating, he covered his face with a fan and said furtively, "Ah, Chen actually named you, he is so kind to you!" very nice."

"...?"

Da Mao blinked: "What do you think of the name Da Mao?"

Zhu Qing answered honestly: "It's a bit rustic."

"That's right!" Da Mao yelled in a low voice, then grabbed a handful of Langweixian and stuffed it into his mouth: "I remember that Ah Chen was different from other pandas when I was young. I went to bed after I was finished, only Ah Chen, who went to the small pool on the back mountain to bathe himself every day, and he was interested in human beings since he was a child, and he learned to read early. Panda is so foreign, I figured he would give me a better name, he didn’t bother to care about me, so I was still called Da Mao until now, he actually named you, which shows that he really likes it your."

"Really?" The confusion on Zhu Qing's face flashed away, and immediately changed back to his usual expressionless expression: "I don't think he likes me so much."

Da Mao retorted without thinking: "Doesn't he like letting you kiss him?"

"……Um?"

Da Mao smiled triumphantly: "Don't think I don't know, I saw you all on the Ferris wheel just now! I didn't expect you to be quite amazing."

It was rare for Zhu Qing to feel a little shy. He glanced at Qi Jing who was driving seriously and Shen Shen who was resting his eyes with his eyes closed, and then he responded in a low voice, and after thinking about it carefully, he couldn't help saying: "He asked me to drive next time. Be careful."

Da Mao opened his eyes wide and said, "Unexpectedly, Ah Chen would still be shy! How about it, where is your relationship?"

Zhu Qing looked at Da Mao's questioning eyes, and felt faintly in his heart that he couldn't lose to the other party. He asked blankly, "Wherever you are, we are almost there."

Even the thick-skinned Da Mao, who was as thick as the corner of the Great Wall, felt a little embarrassed when he suddenly confronted this blatant question. He leaned his slender body back on the cushion, and swayed his two snow-white legs: "You have already entered the book!" Is it built?"

"Home plate?" Zhu Qing repeated it strangely.

"Well, it's just... going to bed..."

Zhu Qing didn't know whether he should nod or shake his head now, he could only pretend that he was not affected by Da Mao's words at all, and hummed flatly.

Da Mao immediately exclaimed: "It's amazing! My master and I... are only one step away."

Zhu Qing nodded solemnly, and he was slightly relieved. He realized that he hadn't lost at the starting line, so he became a little happy. My heart is also itching, all in all, as soon as he gets home, he will go to Sister Gu to search for some information about how men and men get in touch with each other. Kissing Shen Shen's mouth already made a big step towards success, which made Zhu Qing full of confidence in the future.

Lihu Park and Kangzhuang Royal Court are not very far apart. After a 10-minute drive, the four of them arrived at the entrance of the community. Qi Jing drove the car into the underground garage, and Shen Shen and Zhu Qing got out of the car first. The distance between Zhuang Yuting and Lihu Park is only more than ten kilometers. There was heavy rain at Lihu, but when it came to Kangzhuang Yuting, the rain was so slight that it almost stopped. The air after the rain was fresh and humid. In the big bamboo forest, he greeted the passing neighbors in a good mood, and then went upstairs with Zhu Qing. Zhu Qing was silent all the way, so he didn't care, took out the key and turned the lock, As soon as the front foot stepped into the door, Zhu Qing suddenly said: "Shen Chen."

"Ok?"

Zhu Qing smiled lightly: "It's nothing, but I feel that you feel a lot better when you get home."

Shen Shen pushed his glasses habitually: "How should I put it, I always feel more comfortable staying at home."

Zhu Qing immediately answered, "That's what Sister Gu said about homeboys."

Shen Shen's face immediately darkened, and repeated in his mind over and over again... He must demolish Sister Gu's headquarters! !

Zhu Qing said thoughtfully again: "Sister Gu also said that it's not good to stay at home all the time, why don't we go out more next time?"

Shen Chen was still under the attack of the otaku. Hearing such an obvious invitation from Zhu Qing, he felt a little unhappy in his heart. He felt as if he had entered a trap set by the other party. Zhu Qing seemed to be affecting his life little by little. The recognition made Shen Chen even more unhappy, but he could only say on the face: "Of course I know this." After he finished speaking, he glanced at Zhu Qing with the corners of his eyes slightly raised, and then said: "I'll take a bath first, wait Take a nap and don't disturb me during this time."

Zhu Qing was taken aback, and immediately took out the bento box that the two of them hadn't opened in the future: "Don't you want to eat?"

Shen said in a dull voice: "I just got caught in the rain and I feel uncomfortable all over. I'll go take a shower first. You can eat first."

Zhu Qing realized that his joke was a bit too much, so he didn't want to say anything more. He was about to go to the bedroom to find bath towels and pajamas, but Shen Shen raised his hand and refused—"I don't need your help with this trivial matter, you do your own thing go."

A trace of imperceptible disappointment flashed across Zhu Qing's face, and he still smiled slightly: "I see, but the bath towels are in the second drawer, and the pajamas are in the wardrobe on the left. The top tier, the light blue sleeveless one."

Shen Chen turned his head, but there was a little blush on his neck: "I see."

In the next few days, Zhu Qing suddenly felt an unprecedented sense of frustration. Although Shen Chen seemed to treat him the same as usual, but Zhu Qing could always sense Shen Shen's deliberate indifference and alienation towards him in his words and attitudes, and finally came back again. One time I called Shen Chen to ask when he would come back for dinner. The other party was silent for a while, and then said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I have to work overtime tonight, and I may not come back until ten o'clock. You still have to work tomorrow, so you should go to bed early." Bar."

After Zhu Qing hung up the phone, he sat on the sofa in a daze, his eyes flashed, and he made a secret decision in his heart.

It's time to do something, like hitting the home plate that Da Mao said...

On the second day, Zhu Qing thought of a good idea to make Shen Shen close to him again, he pretended to realize something strange and said to Shen Shen who was reading the morning newspaper: "Shen Chen, I found out how to separate my body from my body. "

"Huh?" Shen Chen, who was immersed in the financial section, immediately raised his head: "You said you can change back to the bamboo?"

Seeing Shen Shen's eyes suddenly lit up, Zhu Qing smiled bitterly, but his voice remained steady as usual: "Yes, Shen Chen, do you want to take a look?" The only way to let go of his guard against himself is to sacrifice his pure and clean bamboo body a little. When he thinks of Shen Shen's appetite for his disappearance, he feels faintly uncomfortable.

Shen Chen said: "Then you can change back and show me."

"It's not changing back." Zhu Qing seriously corrected: "It's to separate my body from my body. I haven't found this method before, but now I can." He said while chanting a spell, After a beam of light, a small and cute pot of bamboo appeared in Zhu Qing's arms.

Shen Shen immediately looked at the bamboo, met Shen Shen's impatient eyes, the little bamboo bent its leaves a little shyly, Shen Shen carefully looked at this pot of little things he had missed for a long time, and suddenly frowned: "Zhu Qing, he——no, why are you still so thin? Shouldn’t you grow up a bit after raising him for so long?”

Zhu Qing was also a little confused and said, "I'm not very clear either."

Shen Shen said thoughtfully: "Then we have to wait a while before eating it."

Zhu Qing breathed a sigh of relief somewhat fortunately.

Shen Chen suddenly said: "Why do its leaves look a little yellow?"

Zhu Qing lowered his head and found that there were a few small leaves on his body that were slightly withered and yellow, and the tops of the leaves were curled up, staring at some of the smiling scrolls, and said to Zhu Qing: "Did you recently Always delivering express outside, exposed to wind and sun every day, has it become like this?"

Zhu Qing's work is not easy, no matter it is windy or rainy, he always has to drive Little Sheep out to deliver goods, he got a little tanned, which made him a little less bookish, but more sunny and handsome, which made him He has won the hearts of more female customers, and he is much more relaxed than Shen Chen who cares so much about his body. In his heart, bamboo is not a relatively expensive thing at all. It was a little withered, and I believe it will slowly grow back in a few days, he expressed his opinion to Shen Shen tactfully, who knew that Shen Chen countered him with an unhappy face: "What do you know?! The freshest and tender bamboo I want to eat, what is the difference between your appearance and the wild bamboo that can be seen everywhere on the roadside?"

Wild Bamboo Wild Bamboo Wild Bamboo...Zhu Qing looked at Shen Shen a little dumbfounded, and saw that the other party finished his breakfast in high spirits, wiped his mouth and said to him: "You have to take care of your body in the future, you know, you This body is not only yours, it is my property."

Zhu Qing was blushed by what he said, but found that the other party went out after wiping his hands and changing his shoes like a normal person.

In fact, Shen Shen was also very unhappy.

Ever since he became aware of Zhu Qing's conspiracy, he felt a little uneasy. In his eyes, Zhu Qing's desire to control seemed too strong, and he always took a step back on the surface but In fact, he got along with him in a way that achieved his wish. Every time he rejected him, he always opened a pair of innocent eyes, turning around silently like a puppy, leaving him a place to let him go. The ashamed Xiao Suo's back made Shen Shen always easy to soften his heart.

This is very bad, he doesn't know where Zhu Qing learned this, it makes him Shen Chen always feel that he has been cheated.

He purposely didn't give Zhu Qing a good look these days, he just wanted Zhu Qing to calm down a bit, but seeing Zhu Qing's sad appearance made him feel uncomfortable, he never showed it at home, only when he was in the company That's why he turned black, which made his iron-like devil director nickname spread. God knows how many days he hasn't had a good meal and a good night's sleep.

Every time Zhu Qing asked him if he wanted to eat, he always lied to the other party that he had to work overtime, and then wandered the streets by himself until late before going back, and had to get up early in the morning to go to work. He is having a hard time.

His melancholy appearance quickly attracted the attention of the women in the company. They all speculated whether Director Shen, who was still high-spirited a while ago, had lost his love. Why has he maintained a dissatisfied expression every day recently, especially Assistant Fang, She has been secretly in love with Shen Shen for a long time, and as soon as she caught the wind, she felt that she had an opportunity to take advantage of it, and every day she found some excuses to get close to Shen Shen.

Although Shen Chen has always felt that the other party's special assistant didn't have much feeling, but when he thought of the way the bamboo at home kissed him that day, he suddenly had the idea of ​​giving it a try. He also secretly searched for "adolescence" with Sister Gu. Key words like 'same-sex love' lead to the conclusion that during adolescence, same-sex people are easy to have a good impression of each other, but this is just an illusion. Shen Shen seriously thinks that the bamboo in his house is so strange. The action is nothing more than the arrival of puberty.

Fang Tezhu's high-heeled shoes began to frequently come and go in and out of Shen's home. When she first saw Zhu Qing, she was a little surprised. Before she asked anything, Shen Chen introduced him indifferently as his cousin. The special assistant has already regarded herself as Shen Chen's girlfriend, and she doesn't care about this cousin at all, and when she brings some bento clothes to Shen Chen, she always doesn't forget to give the cousin a copy, although Zhu Qing is always polite She accepted them with a smile, but she didn't know that there were already ten thousand grass mud horses galloping into a mess in this gentle and elegant cousin.

Shen Chen actually made a girlfriend!

How could Shen Chen have a girlfriend! !

Zhu Qing angrily stared at a man and a woman who were chatting and laughing in the living room. The man among them received his cruel and sad eyes, paused slightly, and then the other special assistant said: "It's not too late, I want you to go back What? Xiaofang?"

Special Assistant Fang looked at him with some reluctance, and suddenly said as if he was going all out: "I can stay tonight."

Hearing her words, not only Zhu Qing, but even Shen Shen froze slightly. For a moment, a little smile appeared on Shen Shen's usually indifferent face. His light smile made Fang Tezhu feel fascinated Get up: "Why is this so embarrassing? Men shouldn't take advantage of these things before they get married."

Fang Tezhu's big eyes overflowed with a little moisture. She finally mustered up the courage to invite Shen Shen, but she didn't expect that the other party just rejected her like Tai Chi. Could it be that she is so unattractive?She remembered seeing a post about the same wife on the Horizon website a few days ago, and couldn't help but wonder if the man in front of her was just a gay cheating marriage like in the post. She reached out her hand and grabbed Shen Loose Sleeve: "Shen Chen, can you tell me the truth?"

"what?"

"Are...are you gay?"

"...!!!!" Shen Chen didn't react, but Zhu Qing stood there as if struck by lightning. After a while, Shen Chen frowned and said, "Don't think too much, I just think premarital sex It's just an irresponsible performance, just like Kaka who plays football. He believes in religion. Although he loves his wife deeply and he and his wife are childhood sweethearts, he didn't do any overstepping before getting married. I think that It is the standard of a good man." He was really taken aback by Fang Tezhu's shocking words just now, but after a while he remembered the report about the star Kaka he had read in the newspaper, so he simply used this example To eliminate Fang Tezhu's doubts.

After hearing this, Assistant Fang said excitedly, "Is what you said true?"

Shen Chen immediately showed the expression he often showed in the office: "Why am I lying to you?"

Only then did Assistant Fang stretch out his small fist in satisfaction and hit Shen Shen: "It's just a joke, don't be angry, okay, I won't bother you anymore, I'm going back."

Although Shen Chen was quite dissatisfied with such small actions that were said to be between lovers, but when he heard that Fang Tezhu finally planned to go back, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he stood up and said to Zhu Qing: "I'll send Fang Fang back first. , come back later."

Zhu Qing was sitting at the other end of the living room. He looked at Shen Shen with a blank expression on his face. His whole body was covered with the dim light from the desk lamp, making him look a bit cold.

Shen Chenxiao shuddered, and a bad premonition suddenly appeared in his heart.

After finally sending Assistant Fang, who stopped at one step and three times, to the door of her apartment, Shen Shen rejected Assistant Assistant Fang's invitation to go in and sit down, and turned back.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the house, he just took out the key, and the door suddenly opened by itself. Shen Shen was slightly startled, and saw Zhu Qing standing by the door frame, a handsome face painted eerie by the sensor lights in the corridor.

"Are you willing to come back?" Staring at Shen Chen's somewhat frightened face, Zhu Qing suddenly opened his mouth coldly.

Shen Chen heard the coercion and dissatisfaction in his tone, and his face was also concentrated: "I am reluctant to come back and ask for your consent."

Zhu Qing's face was even colder, but his heart was full of sourness and bitterness. He had been treated coldly by Shen Shen for nearly a month, and recently he had to watch Shen Shen and that Fang Fang flirt every day. He felt that he was about to reach a certain point. The critical point was reached, and he would go crazy if he didn't explode. Without saying a word, he clasped Shen Shen's shoulders, lowered his head, and kissed those two beautifully shaped lips fiercely.

"Hmm...Zhu...Qing..." Shen Shen couldn't dodge in time, but was pushed into the corner of the corridor by the other party, the dim sensor light seemed to flicker in surprise, his eyes swept to the round camera above his head, Embarrassed and surprised, he immediately stretched out his hands and pushed the opponent away, but Zhu Qing was as hard as a wall of copper and iron, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move the opponent an inch, he just opened his eyes and looked at him in surprise. Zhu Qing kissed him fiercely, feeling that the other party was crazily invading the city with his tongue.

Shen Shen glared at him fiercely, repeatedly hypnotized the innocent and kind little bamboo in front of him, then opened his mouth fiercely to try to force it down, but was caught before his teeth touched Zhu Qing's tongue. The other party pinched his cheek.

"... Pain..." Shen Shen, who was pinched in some pain, couldn't help complaining, and the corners of his eyes also turned slightly red. Zhu Qing looked at it, and his expression, which was close to ferocity, also changed slightly, but only Some rationality and apology just flashed in his heart. He had endured enough in the past month, and he was already tired of the gentle and gentle mask on his face that occasionally pretended to be pitiful. He is Zhu Qing, he is just a bamboo monster, what he is expressing now is just his true nature as a monster.

Seeing Shen Shen blushing from his own kiss, Zhu Qing felt a little satisfied in his heart, but this was far from enough to make up for the loopholes in his heart and heal the wounds in his heart. He simply knocked him unconscious and hugged him Looking up, even though Shen Shen is very thin for him, he is still a grown man who is only a few shorter than him. Fortunately, he is a monster and has enough strength. This weight is nothing to him. After closing the door, He carried Shen Shen into Shen's bedroom with strides - although he had never spent the night in Shen's bedroom, he knew every corner of Shen's house by heart, and turned on the fluorescent light switch in the bedroom without any effort , the snow-white light illuminated the whole room in an instant, which made Zhu Qing a little unhappy. In his heart, he always felt that the place where the two of them were going to hit home plate should be more dreamy. A little dull.

But when he took off his heavy slacks, he immediately changed his mind. This light is really damn good. It's so bright that everything can be seen clearly.

After a while, Shen Shen was taken off by him until only the white panties and white thin socks were left on his feet. Zhu Qing accidentally did not take off the two socks, and he gently pulled down Shen Shen's panties. While excited, suddenly It was a bit sad to think that he was so despicable and cowardly and could only do these things to Shen Chen when he was unconscious.

Thinking of this in his heart, Zhu Qing still pulled the pure cotton white underwear to his heavy ankles like a boat, and then stood by the bed and looked at this body that he had been thinking about day and night.

Shen Chensheng is very white, with jet-black hair and eyebrows. He is lying on the dark blue sheets, looking a little fragile and helpless. Zhu Qing looks at his two long white straight legs in a daze. He stopped, stretched out his hand fascinatedly, and traced the arc of Shen Shen's body little by little.

He bent down, and reverently kissed his heavy forehead, thin eyelids, straight nose, and those two red lips that had been ravaged, but the movements of his hands were not so honest. With two fingers, he pinched a point on Shen Shen's left side, and when he heard the humming of the person below him, he also felt a slight movement in his heart.

"... Hmm... Feng Yan?" Shen Shen opened his eyes at some point, and looked at Zhu Qing with a pair of watery black eyes in a daze, but he called a stranger's name in his mouth.

Zhu Qing was still engrossed in Shen Chen's delicate skin and tender flesh, when she heard a strange yet familiar name, she couldn't help raising her head, but saw Shen Chen's mouth slightly curled up: "Am I dreaming? "

"...?"

Shen Shen suddenly stood up, stretched out his hand to hook Zhu Qing's neck, and clung to Zhu Qing's body like a vine: "Feng Yan, is it really you? Are you finally willing to come to my dream? "

"..."