Panda's Postmodern Life

Shen Chen stepped into the company's gate. As soon as he stepped out of the elevator, he saw Feng Guangtou pointing at the new assistant Fangte and scolding non-stop. The poor little girl kept bowing her head and apologizing. His makeup was stained by tears, but Baldy Feng still didn't intend to let him go, his bloody mouth opened and closed, and there was a smell of garlic.

Shen Shen frowned imperceptibly, thinking to himself that Baldy Feng didn't brush his teeth in the morning, so luckily he didn't bring his beloved bamboo to the company. Don't you want to make the fragrance disappear?

After standing there for a while, he roughly understood why Baldy Feng was so angry. It turned out that Fang Tezhu accidentally threw a very important advertising project yesterday into the shredder as waste paper. Baldy Feng found out this morning. He immediately jumped into a rage, pointed at Fang Tezhu and cursed now.

Listening to that ugly croaking voice, Shen Shen was also a little depressed.

The room type of this company failed at the initial design—the aisle is too narrow. In fact, when it comes to narrowness, it depends on the person. If everyone in the company is as fat as Feng Guangtou , I'm afraid it will cause traffic jams every morning. It's no problem for two normal-sized people to walk side by side on weekdays. But now, Feng Guangtou stands there like a big meat mountain, and the flesh on his face follows him. The movement of the mouth was trembling, and the heart skipped a beat.

Shen Chen had to go through this corridor to get from the elevator to his office, but such a big bald Feng stood there, blocking his way.

In fact, it's not impossible to go through like this, just to feel wronged and close contact with Feng Guangtou, but looking at the oily forehead, Shen Shen denied this idea from the bottom of his heart.

That's the only way to do it.

Feng Guangtou was still scolding Zheng Huan, and Shen Shen suddenly said, "President Feng, are you looking for this project?" He pretended to take out a folder from his briefcase while talking, Handed it to Feng Guangtou.

Feng Guangtou quickly flipped through a few pages, Mung Dou's small eyes gleamed, he swept away his previous displeasure, and said with a smile on his face, "That's right, that's it, why did Director Shen have it?"

"Oh." Replied, glanced at Fang Tezhu who was relieved, and smiled lightly: "I knew the importance of this plan to the company before, and I specifically asked Director Li of the planning department to print a few more copies, just in case In case, I also kept a copy."

Feng Guangtou was grateful but also somewhat suspicious: "Director Shen, you are really comprehensive, but this is no longer within the scope of your responsibility..."

Shen Shen nodded expressionlessly: "Indeed, but I am a member of the company, so I naturally have to contribute to the company. In order for our company to defeat the big lemon advertising company opposite, I think we must mobilize all members to work hard together. "

Feng Guangtou is most annoyed by the Big Lemon Advertising Company. The wife of Big Lemon's president, Wei Wei, is his first love. He stomped the big lemon under his feet.

Shen Chen naturally knew what Feng Guangtou was thinking, when he said this, Feng Guangtou immediately let go of his guard, and happily patted him on the shoulder: "Yes, Shen Chen, what you said is really good! I just like your attitude, if everyone in the company wants you to be so dedicated and responsible, then I won't have to worry so much!"

Shen Chen didn't raise his eyebrows, but agreed very calmly: "Boss Feng is absurd."

In fact, Shen Shen has no interest in the war between the big bald head and the sanitary napkin, and he has already consumed a lot of magic points when he 'changed' the project that had been thrown away as garbage.

Immortal skill value is a layer of restraint imposed by Heavenly Court on immortals like Shen Shen who are stranded in the mortal world.

Recently, more and more immortals have come to the mortal world. In order to prevent immortals from abusing immortal arts and causing chaos in the lives of ordinary people, Heavenly Court specially promulgated the "Use and Restrictions of Immortal Art Points", which roughly means that in the Immortals in the world are given corresponding magic value every month according to their level. If the usage rate exceeds this range, the magic value for the next month will be reduced.

For this reason, Shen Shen was very dissatisfied. His original official title was not high, and the magic value he gave was not much. Every month, he saved money like squeezing toothpaste. He even conjured up a delicious bamboo meal Meals have to think twice before making a decision.

Seeing Feng Guangtou walking away with the plan in his hands, Shen Chen showed a slightly satisfied expression.

Fortunately, his fairy art value was not in vain. Originally, he planned to use the fairy art value to make the little bamboo grow up quickly.

Fang Tezhu trotted along with Feng Guangtou, and she turned her head from time to time, looking at Shen Shen gratefully.

As soon as Shen Shen's footsteps approached the office, he heard the bustling conversation, and he couldn't help frowning.

Are these bastards starting to be lazy while they are no longer there?What if Feng Guangtou couldn't finish today's task and had to work overtime?He sullenly, and when he was about to open the door and enter, he heard his name with the tip of his ear.

Um?Although he has no habit of eavesdropping, when people encounter this kind of situation, they can't help but stand outside the wall and listen to other people's opinions and dissatisfaction with them. Even pandas are not immune.

"Did you watch If Odds Are the One last night? The male guest No. [-] in it looks a bit like Director Shen."

Do Not Disturb If You Are Strange?Shen Chen rolled his eyes, and immediately remembered that this is a popular blind date show recently. The host and guests in it have a pair of bald heads, but it is quite comfortable to watch, although he is too big for this show. In his deep heart, only older single women and housewives with nothing to do are interested in these things.

"Xiao Li, look at it too. Did they succeed in holding hands in the end? I was caught by my girlfriend to play mahjong last night. I didn't see anything behind it."

The corner of Shen Shen's mouth twitched, isn't this voice Xiao Zhang?Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhang, who looks masculine, also likes to watch it?

"Of course I succeeded. That man is so handsome, with good conditions, and his father is an entrepreneur. Which woman would not want to go with him?"

"Xiao Li, actually I still think Director Shen is more handsome, but he is a little colder, but this is also cute. I don't know if Director Shen has a girlfriend."

...It seems to be the voice of Xiao Zhou who is in charge of printing the document.

"Shh... Actually, I think Director Shen may be an idiot who said, you see, he has such good conditions and looks so handsome, why haven't I heard of having a girlfriend until now, but he doesn't seem to have had a relationship with a man either. What intimate contact..."

"...I hate it, you say this so that people will have a crush on Director Shen in the future~~ Don't all good men be lovers?"

……calcium? !Shen Shen's heart sank.

Your mother is calcium!Your whole family is a calcium!How could such a hard-working giant panda, Shen Chen, be a calcium?Although hard work and calcium seem to have nothing to do with it, it still makes him feel very, very uncomfortable that he was turned into calcium by someone else.

What do these superficial people know?

He Shen Chen is not a gay panda!

He has no interest in men or women, because in the heart of a panda who is in a state of starvation all day long, only the fragrant bamboo is the most important.

Didn't you say that you are full of warmth and lust?He couldn't even solve the problem of eating, so why would he want to find a partner?

As soon as Shen Shen stepped into the office, there was no sound inside. He sat at the desk with a cold face, turned on the computer, and started to work on the day's work.

Hey, the only way to get off work and leave quickly is to hurry up.

Touching his flat belly, he couldn't wait to go back and see if his little bamboo had grown up.