Panda's Postmodern Life

Wait, the ingredients at home?

Shen Chen thought back for a while, and remembered that he went to the supermarket yesterday to raid a lot of fresh bamboo shoots, and bought a catty of safe meat. Could it be these so-called ingredients?

He immediately went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, only to find that all the things he bought were gone, and there was a small note lying on the top shelf.

Still the same font.

'I've washed the things many times and they are all clean. '

What a caring 'snail girl'!

Shen Shen was stunned.

Since the advent of television in the mortal world and the popularization of many variety shows and science and education programs, Shen Shen habitually turns on the television every day for entertainment. He has studied the animal world for many years.

He gradually discovered that every panda has the nature to be tamed.

Just like now, facing this table of bamboo shoots made by an unknown 'snail girl', he tried his best to restrain himself for a long time, so he didn't go straight to eat them.

suspicious.

So suspicious!

Who actually did it for him?

Shen Shen forced himself to forget the delicious food on the table and the corresponding hungry stomach. His sharp eyes scanned the living room, kitchen and bathroom one by one. After finding that they were all empty, he finally went to the bedroom.

Flicking on the switch, the warm chandelier instantly tilted to emit a dim light. Shen Shen's bedroom is decorated in a very simple and refreshing way. There is only a king-size bed in sight, because Shen Shen feels that the most important thing about being a panda is the Besides bamboo, the most important thing is this place for sleeping.

He doesn't put any modern appliances in the bedroom except lights.

In this way, in addition to avoiding radiation as much as possible, he can also have absolute private space, but it is different now.

There is a small pot of bamboo on the window sill of his bedroom.

As soon as he entered the room, he saw the little bamboo shivering a little, rolled his eyes and realized that the window had been forgotten to close.

Strange, he obviously closed the window when he went out.

He stroked the poor little bamboo soothingly, and began to look carefully for that 'snail girl' again.

Not in the closet.

Neither was there under the bed.

bed?The quilt on the bed was neatly folded like tofu cubes, and there must be none.

Where exactly?

He looked at the empty rooms everywhere with deep trouble.

Obviously, I am the only one in this room.

If it doesn't work, use the magic value to look for it?

Not good, the value of fairy art is so precious, he still plans to save it until the end of the month to go to the little fairy house in the South China Sea for vacation.

Little Xianju is a resort project newly developed by Tianting recently. It takes half a month of fairy magic value to go there, but it is worth the money. The home-cooked restaurant in the purple bamboo forest of Little Xianju The taste of the bamboo shoot set meal is really great, which deeply attracts every panda who has become a fairy. Besides, Shen Shen feels that he must go. A seven-day tour of Juju will give you a free admission ticket to the popular lecture of Guanyin Bodhisattva "On the Connection between Bureaucracy in the Mortal World and the Inefficiency of the Heavenly Court". I heard that in Xianniu, the VIP seat for this lecture 1 celestial art points have already been fired, and 1 celestial art points can be used by Shen Chen for a year. Therefore, after hesitating for a long time, Shen Chen decided not to spend the few celestial art points to find "Snail Girl" '.

Glancing at Xiao Zhuzi, Shen Shen turned around and walked into the dining room again.

The table is still there.

Fragrant.

The innocent and alluring appearance lures every panda.

Swallowed.

Nothing! !

He is so useless as a panda!

He is Shen Chen, he is a panda who has become a fairy, how can he eat food made by someone who has even seen his face once? !

Although, because of the scent, he hadn't eaten properly for a whole day, and now his hungry heart twitched.

Even the eyes are a little blurry.

"Let's eat." A panda that was full of bamboo and still gnawed looked at him with relish: "Why don't you eat it? You see, these things are all taken from your own refrigerator, and they look very clean." Ah, we have to remember bitterness and sweetness, think about when you were not a fairy, you ate the bamboo you ate every day without washing it, didn’t you still survive at that time?”

nonsense!When he was a panda, he was the cleanest in the clan! ! !He remembered that when he was a little panda, he would take the bamboo to the spring water every day to wash it clean before eating it! !

"Ah, that's it." The panda who was gnawing on the bamboo paused, and wiped his big mouth: "But the food on the table looks really delicious, you haven't had a good meal for so many days, Don't you feel moved?"

"Brother Big Mao, why are you as annoying as before? I get it. I'll eat later." As soon as the words fell, Shen Shen paused. Big Mao was a good friend in his former clan, but he didn't become a genius. He didn't become a fairy either, so he should be gone long ago.

Seeing the doubt in Shen Shen's eyes, Da Mao chewed two mouthfuls of bamboo: "Hey, after you left, I was captured by a man with blue eyes and a high nose, and I went to a place called Great Britain. He raised me for a few years, and then I I died and ascended to the sky, and found that the gods there are very strange, they are called angels, and everyone has a pair of bird wings on their bodies. You see, I also made one. It looks a little ugly, but it flies very fast of."

This translucent chubby panda flapped the two tiny wings behind it.

There is also a golden halo hanging above his head, shining with golden light.

... Shen Chen felt that he must be overly hungry, so he silently glanced at Da Mao, and he simply sat down on the chair, took a bite of bamboo shoots with his chopsticks.

tasty!

Shen Shen took another sip of the soup with a satisfied expression, and took a big mouthful of white rice with the dishes in his hand.

Awesome!

Suddenly, the sound of someone swallowing saliva was heard.

It's so harsh.

Shen Shen turned his head and saw that Da Mao was still there, still flapping his wings, looking at him pitifully.

"Shen Chen, actually I came here for one thing." It twisted its body shyly, just in time for Shen Chen to see the chicken heart-shaped birthmark on his buttocks, this nondescript 'bird panda' is really Da Mao, apart from Da Mao, no panda has such a sissy birthmark on its butt!

"Damn, it's not a hallucination!" Shen Shen broke out a very light swearing.

Da Mao nodded fiercely: "I look a little transparent, but I'm really not an illusion." Trying to create his own sense of existence, Da Mao stretched his fat and short limbs and gestured in the air, Shen Shen felt that this embarrassing thing would not be given away Going to the zoo or the circus is just too much money.

"Oh." Replied casually, Shen Shen lowered his head and picked up the vegetables again.

Well, it's delicious!

Da Mao slowly flew over again, and placed his buttocks on Shen Chen's table. Fortunately, he is a panda angel now, not a few weights, and it will not affect Shen Chen who is eating, but Shen Shen still feels very unpleasant. A vein jumped out of his hand holding the chopsticks: "Hey, what are you going to do?"

"Ah Chen, actually, when I go back to China this time, I want to find someone."

"who."

"That's... that's my master. I heard... his soul was assigned here after his death... I want to find him. It just so happens that you are the only acquaintance I have in China."

... The Panda's Repayment?Shen Shen's brow twitched.

"Then how can I help you?"

"It's very simple!" When Da Mao heard Shen Shen's softened tone, he immediately continued excitedly: "I just arrived in China, and I don't have a place to live for the time being. The bamboo pot in your house is the most aura. You just need to let me hide in it." Just put it in the basin! Don't look at me like this, I'm already an angel, I don't need to eat, and can you please help me find someone named Qi Jing when you are free?"

"Why hide?"

"Actually..." The two wings met unconsciously, and the big fat dumpling lowered his head shyly: "My body is still in heaven, I came here secretly, and there is also a hunting order for me ... I found that only your home is safe, especially the place where the bamboo is placed, the immortal energy in this place is the strongest, and it can cover up the angelic energy in me."

Shen Shen looked at him expressionlessly: "No wonder you are so translucent, I'm afraid you won't last long, for the sake of the previous master, is it worth it?"

Da Mao was taken aback, and then said: "Whether it's worth it or not, only I know in my heart. If I really can't stay, I will go back. You know, our pandas are very precious, especially in the West."

After a heavy meal, he felt a little uninspired afterward.

This big hair really pushed his nose to his face, he just nodded slightly in agreement with it, and it actually shrank its fat body into the basin of its heart.

...! !His heart was trembling with fright! !

When he was sleeping at night, half of the big hair's head popped out of the basin, looking at Shen Shen who was changing into pajamas, he secretly smiled: "Ah Chen, you have such a good figure."

With a dark face, Shen Shen casually picked up a pillow and threw it at him, but the pillow flew halfway and was called back by Shen Shen.

joke!This big hair is now in the basin of his favorite bamboo!

He is now playing the game of rats, if the bamboo is smashed, the gain will outweigh the loss!

You must find that Qi Jing quickly, and then drive Da Mao out quickly!

What Shen Shen didn't see was that the moment he turned around, the weak little bamboo in his heart was trying to stuff the big hairy panda head into the basin with two bamboo leaves.

Finally, the big hair was completely stuffed in the soil, and the little bamboo patted the leaves proudly.

Under the gentle light, it looked at Shen Shen wearing a large sleeveless vest and lying on the soft big bed, showing two white arms.

It must grow up fast!

At that time, I can kiss that white arm well and touch those two long thighs!