Panda's Postmodern Life

In the middle of the night, Shen Shen was woken up by a phone call. When he opened his eyes, he realized that he had slept on the sofa for most of the day. He grabbed his messy hair, put on his glasses, touched the phone and pressed the green call Button: "Hello."

"Xiao Shen." A slightly deep baritone voice came from the other end of the phone line, and Shen Shen's scalp exploded. The other party listened to him and said with a low smile: "Why, it's only 100 years, and the younger brother has forgotten Me? Huh?"

Shen Shen's eyes dimmed, and he quickly hung up the phone. He was in a daze for a long time, until his mind almost completely calmed down, before he moved to the bathroom.

The little bamboo moved, and he had already taken advantage of the moment when Shen Shen opened his eyes to retract into the original body of the bamboo. He could hear the panic and bewilderment in Shen Shen's voice clearly, and he poked his head Seeing Shen Chen enter the bathroom, he waited uneasily for more than ten minutes before seeing Shen Chen come out of the bathroom. Seeing this, Xiao Zhuzi felt his blood surge again, and only saw Shen Chen's upper body was naked, thin water droplets along the With his white neck slowly flowing down, he was only wearing a big bath towel, with bamboo leaves, he knew that he was not wearing anything inside, and his white toes were clasped with dark wooden boards, and the little bamboo's heartbeat suddenly accelerated Many, he twisted his body a little uneasily, narrowly avoiding that slender and flexible body.

Shen Shen, who was tilting his head and wiping his hair, didn't notice the funny appearance of a small bamboo that was no longer slender in the room without a breath of wind.

He leaned on the sofa silently, his thoughts still stuck in that phone call.

He had lived a comfortable life for too long, and many things were blurred in his memory. If it wasn't for the call from his senior brother, he would have almost forgotten about this person.

The way he gets along with senior brother Ziyang, others just think that they are very harmonious brothers and friends, but only he knows the inside story.

Brother Ziyang's body is a hydrangea flower, which was born in the imperial garden of the heaven, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, and it was very beautiful and beautiful, which was loved by the queen mother. The emperor took a fancy to him and planned to accept him as a disciple, but his master Qinghua Shangxian took the lead. In fact, he often thought, if his senior brother went directly to the disciple of Emperor Ziwei, would his life be easier?

Seeing his silent appearance, Xiao Zhuzi tilted his head, his heavy nerves were as thick as a needle for calming the sea, and he also found something wrong with this pot of love bamboo.

Strange, he clearly remembered that he put this pot of bamboo behind his teacup, why is it almost jumping to the edge of the coffee table now?

He stared at Zhuzhu for a long time, and Zhuzi couldn't help being shy, and moved back quietly.

A flash of surprise flashed in his deep and dark eyes, he counted his fingers quietly, and his face changed accordingly. He pressed Xiao Zhuzi's emerald green body, and said word by word: "Don't pretend."

Xiaozhu's body trembled.

A deep and flat voice came slowly: "Where are you evildoer——"

This bamboo is clearly filled with immortal energy, but no immortal bones can be found, instead there is a trace of ghostly energy mixed in it, it is really strange!

Little Zhuzi shook his body pitifully.

evildoer!He is not a monster!

"If you don't tell me, I'm going to eat you."

...! !Xiao Zhuzi raised his head in surprise. Although he had vaguely known that Shen Shen bought him back to eat him, but he still felt very sad when he heard such a sentence.

The soft tongue has already licked the small green leaves. The little bamboo didn't react for a while, but felt his heart beating suddenly. The wet feeling brought from the tip of the leaf made the bamboo twist unbearably, and his heavy brows twitched , a blue tendon appeared faintly.

He just tasted the taste of this bamboo, but he didn't expect the other party to be so shy, dodging left and right, making him sink like a big hungry pervert.

Panda eating bamboo is a matter of course, what's more, the bamboo in front of him may be a little bamboo demon. As a panda fairy, swallowing a little fairy can be regarded as doing justice for the heavens, right?

The mind that was disturbed by the senior brother just now gradually calmed down.

Every depressed panda needs a delicious bamboo meal to comfort, so Shen Shen continued with peace of mind: "I've changed my mind."

Um?Little Bamboo raised his head.

"Whether you say it or not, I will eat you too."

Shen Chen smiled slightly, and walked towards the kitchen with the basin in his arms. The cold tap water rushed past Zhuzi's body, making him tremble unexpectedly.

No, if it goes on like this, it will really be eaten.

Feeling the slender bamboo trembling slightly in his fingers, a trace of pity flashed across his heavy face, but soon, when he thought that he could eat the fresh and tender bamboo, he immediately forgot this feeling .

Who cares, this bamboo is bought for eating, if it tastes good, next time I go to that little fragrant garden to buy a few more pots, put them full on a window sill, it must be very eye-catching.

After thoroughly cleaning the small bamboo, Shen Shen was thinking whether to start eating from the bamboo leaves, or to bite down from the bamboo joints, when suddenly the weight in his hand became heavy, and a tall and slender man stood impressively where the bamboo was originally held.

No, no clothes? !

Shen Shen's eyes widened suddenly, and the other party seemed to be aware of this, and an embarrassed expression appeared on his handsome and gentle face: "May I ask if there are some people here who don't need clothes so I can cover them up?"

...? !Shen Shen narrowed his eyes and glanced at the man in front of him. This man was tall, half a head taller than himself, with very fair skin, and a slender and strong body. His dark eyes gave people an unconscious sense of oppression.

Very familiar.

But for a moment he couldn't remember where he had seen this face.

It has been more than 1000 years since he was a fairy, and he has met so many people, how can he remember all of them in his heart?

Finally, he snorted out his nose: "Bamboo?"

"Exactly."

...Shen Shen raised his face slightly, why does this bamboo fairy speak so politely, he has lived in the modern life of ordinary people for nearly 100 years, but he is not used to the tone of bamboo.