Panda's Postmodern Life

This cognition greatly impacted Shen Shen, the expression on his face remained indifferent, but there were ten thousand muddy horses galloping in his heart.

It is better to teach a man to fish than to teach a man to fish. The bamboo he wants to eat now is actually the snail girl he has been thinking about all the time. Thinking of the delicious meals that the snail girl cooks every day, Shen Shen hesitates a little more.

Is this bamboo goblin pretty good?Is it useful to stay by yourself?

Maybe he should think about it.

Let's raise this bamboo first, let him cook for himself, clean up the house and be a babysitter. It's a good choice.

Shen Shen nodded slightly to Zhuzhu: "Morning." Then he took out the morning newspaper from the crack of the door, looked at Zhuzhu who was busy, coughed lightly and said, "Thank you."

After washing up, Shen Shen took the newspaper to the dining table as a matter of course, and flipped through the news of the day.

After a while, Zhuzi brought the vegetables and porridge to the table. Seeing Zhuzi with such good service, Shen Shen felt a little embarrassed. He nodded with a reddish face, and carefully looked at today's dishes.

A pot of fragrant white rice porridge, a stack of stir-fried bamboo shoots, a poached egg, and a cup of fresh milk, the smell makes people feel their index fingers move.

But why is there only one copy?Shen Chen was puzzled for a while, then his eyes moved to the bamboo standing there, and he asked, "Aren't you going to eat it yourself?"

"...I'm not hungry." Although he had been in the kitchen for nearly a whole morning, and he was still wearing a poor-quality T-shirt from 'I'll open my mouth and kill flowers', it didn't smell of oily smoke, on the contrary, it was still that A refreshing look.

Shen Chen didn't say much, he picked up a mouthful of bamboo shoots, he felt articulate as soon as he put them in his mouth, he ate several slices in a row, and took another mouthful of porridge, he felt that the porridge was also soft and delicious, sweet and slippery , couldn't help but said to the bamboo: "Your craftsmanship is really good. You used to do this when you were a monster?"

Zhu Zi shook his head, he took out a book called Daily Diet from the pocket of his underpants, and said, "Learn from this, I have never transformed into a human form before."

Shen Shen looked at him in disbelief.

Is this bamboo a natural cook?Is it possible to be so good after learning to cook for the first time?He Shen Shen has not forgotten that after he bought this book "Everyday Diet" from the bookstore, the kitchen at home was in a mess almost every day as if swept by a typhoon. The taste in his hands seemed to have changed, not only the appearance was ugly, but the taste was as rough and unique as their appearance. Fortunately, he finally figured it out. He would rather be hungry than eat those messy restaurants and the ones made by himself. meals.

But this bamboo is so powerful, and it only takes a few days to make such delicious food. After a few inhalations, the white rice porridge is consumed, and the egg that is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside is swallowed. Indecent."

...Shen Chen, who was drinking milk, almost spit out the milk. He swallowed a mouthful of fresh milk, raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhuzhu: "Oh, what's so indecent?"

Zhuzi lowered his head in distress, thought carefully, raised his eyes and said, "Eat slowly."

Shen Chen really wanted to rush over and peel off the bamboo's clothes to see if it was a goblin or a squeamish young man who lived inside, it was just a monster, so there was so much fuss, but thinking about it, Shen Chen was drinking the second bowl of porridge At that time, the movements were obviously much slower. While chewing the vegetables carefully while looking at the bamboo, he suddenly remembered something and said, "Hey, what's your name?"

"Name?" Zhuzi repeated in surprise, but he quickly raised his eyes in trouble: "It seems to be bamboo."

Shen Chen felt that he bought a fool monster and came back.

"Bamboo? There are so many bamboos in the world. This one is also called bamboo, and that one is also called bamboo. How can you tell them apart?"

"Indeed." Bamboo's troubled look gradually mixed with a trace of sadness, which made Shen Shen feel very unpleasant. He thought about it and said, "Well, how about I give you a name?"

Hearing this sentence, Zhuzi couldn't help but looked up happily and said yes, but unconsciously saw the spring color of Shen Shen's chest unconsciously exposed on the side because of wearing a large sleeveless vest, and his heart jumped immediately, that kind of blood The familiar feeling of upwelling came back.

Want to pinch?

Zhuzi was taken aback by his own thoughts, deeply despised himself, and heard Shen Shen say: "Well, you are a bamboo, so your surname is Zhu, and the color of your body is green again. How about Zhu Qing?"

Zhu Qing?It's red and green again, why is it so obedient?Zhuzi hesitated for a moment, but seeing that Shen Chen's face was still so indifferent and serious, but there was a faint light of expectation in his eyes, so he could only pretend to be happy and nodded: "Okay."

"En." Shen Shen looked at him with satisfaction, then looked up at the clock, frowned, and said to Zhu Qing: "I'll go to work first, you stay at home, don't go out casually if you have nothing to do."

Zhu Qing's eyes wandered on his exposed white chest: "Don't you want to change your clothes first?"

Shen Chen was burned by that look, he quickly ran to the bedroom, and said: "Of course I will change it." Then he slammed the door.

After Shen Chen left, Zhu Qing sat on the sofa boredly, thinking about Shen Shen's expression just now, he smiled softly.

Really, what does Shen Chen look like that he hasn't seen before?

He would change his posture from side to side while sleeping, showing his smooth and white legs from time to time to test his bamboo heart. When changing clothes, the whole slender and beautiful naked body was exposed in front of him carelessly, and every mole on his body was red. Qingdu knew it clearly, and sometimes Shen Shen would simply turn back into a fat giant panda dumpling and dangle around the room.

With a 'click', the bedroom door opened, and Shen Shen changed back to his usual attire at work—a suit and tie, a meticulous hairstyle and silver-rimmed spectacles. He looked serious and abstinent. He picked up the official document The moment Bao and the mobile phone lifted their feet to go out, they remembered that there was a bamboo nanny at home, so they turned their heads and said to Shen Shen: "Zhu Qing, remember not to go out if you have nothing to do, and don't open the door casually, wait for me to come back."

Zhu Qing nodded.

"You can watch TV if you have nothing to do. That's the remote control. Press the red one for the switch. Press the left and right buttons to change the channel."

"I know this."

"Then I'll go first."

"Ah."

"Also." After a pause, Shen Shen turned his head and said, "I'll be back for lunch."

Zhu Qing said, "Okay."

Shen Shen added: "Make it delicious."

"Ah."

Hearing this reassurance, Shen Shen went to work in a good mood, smiling all over the company, the assistant Xiao Wu looked at the smiling Shen Shen and couldn't help but said: "Is the director in a relationship, it seems that he is in such a good mood. "

Fang Tezhu, who was sorting out the files, quickly raised his head and looked at Shen Chen.

"No." Shen Shen replied with a smile after eating and drinking in a good mood: "Some good things have happened recently."

"Hey, did Director Shen win the lottery?"

"I never buy lottery tickets."

"Oh, is it the director that you are going to raise your salary again?"

"That depends on Mr. Feng's intention."

"Then what else is there to do?" Xiao Wu felt that his boss was rarely pleasant today, so he talked to Shen Chen intentionally or unintentionally.It has always been Xiao Wu's dream to have a few more conversations with his handsome boss. She seized this opportunity and kept trying to change the subject to chat with Shen Shen.

Shen Chen glanced at her: "Work more and talk less."

Why is this little Wu talking so much?He also wanted to finish today's get off work early and get off work early to go back to eat, and he also wanted to go to the furniture market to pick a bed for Zhu Qing.

Assistant Fang gritted his teeth, turned around and took out a box of snacks from his handbag, and ran to Shen Chen's side in a hurry: "Director Shen, this is the steamed bun I made, try it."

"Oh, Xiao Fang, you know how to make steamed buns? That's amazing. I only know how to make wontons. Can I have a taste?" Before Shen Shen could respond, Xiao Wu said first.

Just kidding, this Xiao Fang obviously has a crush on her boss. Xiao Fang is handsome, speaks softly, and does everything in a gentle manner. It seems that she likes men, and Shen Shen is obviously her immediate boss. According to the logic, it should be that Xiao Wu near the water should be the first to get the moon. How can this special assistant of Feng Guangtou be preempted?

Shen Shen quickly discovered the turbulent undercurrent between the two women. He smiled at Fang Tezhu and thanked him. Hearing Xiao Wu's words, he said in embarrassment: "The things that Fang Tezhu carefully prepared for me How dare I let Xiao Wu take advantage of you?"

The whole office fell silent. Shen Shen was always serious, but today he was very happy. He didn't say a word, and there was a hint of upbeat tone at the end.

Assistant Fang blushed, and the corners of her pink lips curled up slightly.

Then Shen Shen said: "But I don't dare to enjoy the delicious food alone, how about this, do you have breakfast?"

Assistant Fang's face turned slightly pale, Shen Shen had already opened the food box, and suddenly a scent came out of the box.

"Anyone who hasn't eaten breakfast will come here. Only when their stomachs are full can they work hard, but things are scarce, so they can only have one."

Fang Tezhu's eye circles were reddish, Shen Shen picked up a bun with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, and smiled at Fang Tezhu: "It tastes really good."

Only then did Fang Tezhu feel a little better.

During the lunch break, Shen Shen changed his usual habit of taking a nap in the company, put on his coat and hurried out the door. The colleagues beside him who were eating bread looked at each other in surprise.

"Hey, what happened to Director Shen today, he came home at noon."

"Maybe I forgot something."

"No, it's obvious that they have a girlfriend, maybe they're living together."

"Nonsense, Director Shen should have a boyfriend." Xiao Zhou, who was in charge of printing the documents, said while pushing his thick-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, while chewing on fried skewers.

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