The harm of chrysanthemum temptation

"I'm so bored, let's watch a plate," Lu Xiaoxu ordered to the person who was dumping things in a certain cabinet.

"Huh? That's a good idea, but before looking at the dishes, let's do something else first." Su Minglang held a tube of toothpaste-like paste in his hand, and stood tall in front of Lu Xiaoxu who was sitting, smiling softly and harmlessly .

It seemed that he saw a ghostly blue fire rising from behind Su Minglang, and an unknown tail wagging behind him, with absolutely malicious intentions.

No way?

Lu Xiaoxu also didn't care about eating ice cream, the cream dripped onto his hands without knowing it, and he said in a stuttering voice, "Yes, what else can I do? I think watching DVDs is more interesting."

Lu Xiaoxu watched in horror as Su Minglang wore blue fire all over his body, sat down next to him, stared at him for a while, and sighed, "This is the ointment for reducing swelling and pain, for you... There are benefits there."

Lu Xiaoxu wondered where he was talking about, when he understood, his little face immediately followed fire, seeing what he said was serious, grabbed the ointment and ran to the bathroom.

Su Minglang pulled him back, with a puzzled expression on his face, "Where are you going? I didn't see anything about you, just ask for it here."

Lu Xiaoxu's face turned red, look, look, the fox's tail is exposed.

"Hey" Lu Xiaoxu smiled, "If you give me medicine, will I still be able to see the stars tonight? Let go, sir, I can't trust you."

"Don't mind me, after all, I did it for you." Su Minglang smiled with eyes like two earthworms, "I have to be in charge, right?"

Lu Xiaoxu felt that his words were really obscene, and he refused to agree, but his physical strength was weak, and it was easy for Su Minglang to untie the belt by his belt. When he staggered, he rushed forward and lay on his lap .

"I'm not as impatient as you, are you?" Su Minglang smiled gently, but in Lu Xiaoxu's eyes, it was also a smug smile, which made Lu Xiaoxu's face flush with anger.

Feeling cold on his buttocks, Lu Xiaoxu thought that it would be too hypocritical to struggle any longer, so he simply watched his nose, nose, and heart, and resigned himself to fate like calm water.

The two round buttocks trembled under Su Minglang's eyes, "Papa..." Three slaps on one side made Lu Xiaoxu tremble all over, Su Minglang said, "Relax, relax, I am giving you medicine, not to Rape you, what are you doing, your whole body is red."

Lu Xiaoxu turned around and stared at him, "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!" After finishing speaking, he wished to slap himself a few times, what kind of talk is this!

Sure enough, there was silence on the top of the head for a while, Lu Xiaoxu thought that his conscience was not embarrassing himself, and the heart in his throat finally returned to its place. Who knew that his ears were itchy, and Su Minglang's low and sexy voice came into the ear canal: "Xiao Xu~ I'll go right now~"

Lu Xiaoxu became angry from embarrassment, and as a result, his body turned redder, resembling a boiled prawn.

Before he could express his indignation, the fleshy hole under the tailbone was squeezed open, and a finger smeared with ice-cold ointment brought convulsive stimulation to the burning intestinal lining.

"Hmm!" Lu Xiaoxu broke out in a cold sweat from the pain.

"Xiao Xu, take a deep breath and relax~ Otherwise, if the ointment is not applied evenly, it will be you who suffers."

Trying hard to relax, I thought that luck and misfortune depended on each other, and the price of happiness last night was today's torture.Next time, the bastard Su Minglang must pay for his debts!

In a few minutes...

"Is it over?"

"What's the rush? Not yet."

A few minutes after the nth...

"Is it over?

"What's the hurry, not yet?"

"not yet?"

"En~"

"Why do I always feel that the ointment is full out of the buttocks?"

"..."

"Su Minglang!!!" Lu Xiaoxu's voice suddenly rose like thunder on a sunny day, he never thought that Su Minglang was playing tricks on him, and he was sorry for the stick on his belly.

Su Minglang was punished in the end, and Lu Xiaoxu strictly prohibited him from approaching within three meters of his body. Su Minglang said forcefully, "Of course I won't be within three meters of you, I will only be intimate with you."

Lu Xiaoxu waved his hand, "Go, go, don't play word games with me, sir. With me as the center and a radius of one meter, if you dare to approach me, I will die for you." Lu Xiaoxu burst into tears, he was really defending Chaste husband, this doggerel is out.

Lowering from three meters to one meter, Su Minglang was delighted by this special kindness, he was about to hug him when he went up, and when he was one meter away from Lu Xiaoxu, the cross pillow flew over and knocked him awake with a "slap", there really was no extrajudicial kindness ?

……………………………… even the dividing line

The super-large LED LCD TV in front of him was playing the latest American blockbuster, and the battered zombies ran rampant on the screen, but Lu Xiaoxu stared straight at the tube of toothpaste, which was round before, but now it was shriveled , was placed on the tea table in front of him.

Lu Xiaoxu stared sideways at him and smiled?Su Minglang, who is laughing, is he drugging himself?This is obviously doping!

Lu Xiaoxu turned his head away angrily, and when he turned his head again, he was kissed by Su Minglang who came to him at some time.

……………………… even the dividing line

Lu Xiaoxu looked at the half-closed bathroom door, wondering if Su Minglang had left it open on purpose, Su Minglang's suppressed voice could be clearly heard inside.

Being attracted by him, Lu Xiaoxu scolded Su Minglang for his vicious intentions. It was already ten o'clock in the evening, and after putting on the ointment, Lu Xiaoxu was more than half healed. Apart from being sticky due to the overdose, walking was basically impossible. There was no problem, so he simply went into the bedroom and locked the door and went to bed.

Su Minglang was outside the bedroom door that night, his heart was filled with bullshit. After he swore that he would never do anything wrong tonight, he felt like he was pardoned. He squeezed to the corner of the bed and sincerely expressed that he would really keep his promise.

It's just that the next morning, Lu Xiaoxu was crushed to death and lost countless tofu. (Don't get me wrong, Lu Xiaoxu was oppressed, that really means literally, nothing else.)