door to door

Small Theater [-]: Sex Toys

Ever since Geng Le injured three ribs, his sex life with Wang Hai has entered into a vicious cycle.

Both of them tried their best, but the result was not satisfactory.

Geng Le lay on the bed and sighed.

Wang Hai: Little Ancestor, is that muscle of yours misplaced again?

Geng Le: I think I'm going to be impotent, Xiao Hai...

Wang Hai: That's just right, it will save the people of the motherland.

Geng Le: Damn it!Don't you think you can't get High no matter what you do recently?

Wang Hai patted the back of his head: Uh~ a little...

Geng Le: Then let's buy some sex toys?

Wang Hai smiled.

Geng Le: What are you laughing at?

Wang Hai: You are like a tortoise, you can't even turn over, and any sex toys are useless!

Geng Le blushed and had a thick neck: You are like a turtle!Your whole family is a turtle!

Four days later, Wang Hai was busy in the office when he suddenly received a call from a stranger, saying that it was STO Express.

Wang Hai wondered what he didn't buy on Taobao?Could it be Lele?So I went downstairs to pick up the package.

After taking the package, Wang Hai originally wanted to call Lele back to tell Lele that his purchase had arrived, but he accidentally saw the sender of the package—an adult sex store.

Wang Hai unpacked the package with black lines all over his head, the packaging inside was quite delicate.

A piece of paper fell down, which read: Please equip yourself with a No. 5 battery.

Wang Hai had already guessed what was on the seventh and eighth floors.

fall!The real test is definitely not a fun hypermarket!Life is always full of surprises.

At this moment, a dark green object suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.On closer inspection, it turned out to be a turtle-shaped vibrating egg!

Wang Hai suddenly felt that it might be difficult for him to get a natural erection this year.

Geng Le picked up the phone: Hello~

Wang Hai: What do you buy? !Also sent to my company? !

Geng Le: Hahahahaha, that is my shrunken version!

The phone was hung up mercilessly by Wang Hai...

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Vol.18

Wang Hai was taking a bath when suddenly the bathroom door was slammed and slammed. He pushed the door open and saw Su Yingying standing at the door, and then subconsciously went to block it, but was rolled his eyes by the other party.

"Come out quickly, Geng Le's parents are here."

"What?!"

"Hurry up, pack up the things at home. His parents are already at the door of the unit. They just rang the doorbell on the ground floor. I asked Jiajia to go down and pick it up."

After speaking, Su Yingying turned around and went to tidy up the room.

Wang Hai grabbed a bath towel to wrap around it, and rushed out to pack his things, as if the instructor raided the dormitory when he was studying many years ago.

I don't know what method Li Weijia used. In short, Geng Le's parents didn't come up so fast, but after about five minutes, they heard the sound of opening the door.

Su Yingying pushed the disheveled Wang Hai into the study, and said, "The balcony!"

Wang Hai can't laugh or cry, it's only been a few months, sister!The balcony is not freezing to death!The water droplets on his body had already started to evaporate, and Wang Hai felt that the air-conditioning covered him like a hood.

The old lady of the Geng family frowned as soon as she entered the house. Is this still a house?Why is it so messy.

But thinking of his son's virtue, he didn't say anything.It's just that I didn't expect that my daughter-in-law who looked so clean and beautiful was also a person who didn't like to clean up.

Geng Le was even more flustered now, because he couldn't get out of bed, and he didn't know what was going on outside. He only heard his parents chatting with Su Yingying for a while. In a word, still take care of?

After talking with Su Yingying, the old man and old lady went straight to Aiko's room, Geng Le heard the footsteps as if he heard the voice from hell.

"Dad, Mom... why did you come here suddenly..." Geng Le felt his voice tremble a little.

"Come and see you, your dad and I just went to your uncle's house."

"Oh, the room is very messy, huh."

"I know that's how you live." The old lady looked around again, saying that she couldn't find a place to look at, and the ashtray on the ground made her frown again.

Seeing that the old man had been silent, Geng Le was about to make a joke, when suddenly the old lady looked from him to the pants on the floor.

fuck it!Those were Wang Hai's trousers. When he went out in the morning, Geng Le felt that the pair Wang Hai was wearing didn't match his jacket, so he asked him to change them. He was in a hurry and threw them on the ground.

"The clothes are thrown all over the place." The old lady picked up Wang Hai's trousers, probably feeling that something was wrong, but she didn't ask any more questions. She shook and was about to hang them in the closet .

Geng Le didn't want to cover his face anymore, he knew his mother's next move would be to open the closet, which would be tantamount to detonating a bomb, and there wasn't a single piece of women's clothes in the closet, all belonged to him and Wang Hai.

The old lady turned around and scolded, "You don't know how to clean up, why Weijia didn't clean up for you, look at the things in this place, and you don't wash your socks. Can you live in such a mess?"

Geng Le swallowed his saliva, waiting for Mars to hit the earth.

Unexpectedly, Li Weijia suddenly stepped forward. When he was in front of the closet, he snatched the pants from the old lady's hand, and smiled awkwardly, "Mom, don't open the closet. It's more messy. I'll turn around Just tidy it up, don't look at it, it's just a nuisance."

Geng Le was not slow to react, and immediately nodded in agreement, "That's right, Mom, leave it to Jiajia."

The old lady turned her head and glared at Geng Le, but she still handed the trousers to Li Weijia.Li Weijia immediately picked up other clothes on the ground and went to the side to fold them.

The old lady wanted to nag a few words about Geng Le, but she didn't want the old man to speak first.

"Geng Le, look at your style of life! The room is not ventilated, and it smells like smoke."

"I won't smoke in bed anymore."

"Just treat our words as deaf ears."

"No, Dad."

I thought that if I had a correct attitude, I could fool the old man, but the old man changed the subject and said: "You are injured now, don't play too crazy. You are not so young, what is there in the closet? Huh? Did you tidy it up for a few minutes just now?"

Only now did Li Weijia and Geng Le know what it means to be on pins and needles.Does Geng's father need to be so sharp? !The son is not a fugitive!

Geng Le pursed his lips unhappily, and began to act coquettishly to the old lady, "Mom, look at what my dad said, I'm such an obscene and shameless person!"

The old lady smiled, and her strong curiosity drove her to reach out and open the wardrobe.She doesn't care if her son is embarrassed or not, the people here are her own family.

There was a sudden silence in the room for a few seconds, and the old lady of the Geng family turned her face and asked, "Why are all your clothes?"

"Oh, Weijia's is in the study room. I have too many of mine. She still dislikes me for keeping things in disorder. She can't find hers. So she put a new cabinet in the study room. It's convenient for her to do makeup there. .”

Geng Le ran the train with his mouth full, while Li Weijia stood outside the door and broke out in cold sweat.

"You two, why do you feel like you're separated?"

The old lady was very dissatisfied, and the suspicion in her heart deepened.

Fortunately, the old man said: "Don't clean it up for him, it's not enough to clean it up for more than [-] years, wait for them to do it themselves."

"That's right, Mom, you should take a break. Every time I see you working, I feel like a corrupt capitalist."

"Does your back still hurt?"

"A little bit, but with medicine, it's okay."

Although Geng Le felt that his explanation was quite smooth and there were no doubts, but the listeners didn't feel that way.No matter how outrageous the answer in this world is, as long as the listener is willing to believe it, it can be reasonable.But if the listener listens with an unbelieving attitude from the beginning, no matter how reasonable the excuse is, it will sound full of mistakes and omissions.

Geng Le didn't know that his parents were extremely confused at this moment, and they really didn't understand what he was hiding.

After watching the son and the two old people, they returned to the living room and sat down, saying that they wanted to chat with Li Weijia.Poor Wang Hai is alone on the balcony, without even a piece of clothes.

The old man first asked about Li Weijia's arrangements for the Spring Festival. Li Weijia said that he had only returned to his hometown in the countryside when he got married.

After the master had finished speaking, the old lady asked, "Xiao Jia, is your school going to be on holiday soon?"

"It's almost almost there. After the students are released, we still have a few meetings. It looked like it could be released for ten days a year ago."

"Look at Lele's waist, the plaster cast will be removed soon, and it will take a while to recover. He also happens to have a vacation, why don't you go out for a vacation, you see, he is also busy when he gets married, and he is also a good person." If you are sensible, you should go out for a walk. We think it is good to go to Australia, where it is warm."

"Huh? Mom, why are you being polite to me? The honeymoon was originally said not to go. The doctor said that even if the plaster cast is removed, you still have to move less. How about it? I'll discuss it with him. In case he wants to go out to play If so, as long as there is no problem with the body."

"It's hard for you, Lele is too troublesome."

Li Weijia smiled slightly, and said to himself, Geng Le is indeed quite troublesome, and it is Wang Hai who is making trouble.

After seeing off the two elderly people, Li Weijia yelled, and Wang Hai got the amnesty order, and immediately ran out crazily, rushed into the bathroom, turned on the hot water and washed it up, he was almost frozen into a popsicle.

Wang Hai was still squatting in the bathroom, he vaguely heard someone knocking on the door.

Perhaps he heard it wrong, and Wang Hai ignored it.

Geng Le, who was surfing the Internet on the bed, yelled several times and opened the door, but no one responded, so he had to get up by himself, moved to the door, and looked through the cat's eyes, and unexpectedly the second group of guests today was Lan Dan.

He hesitated and opened the door.

He hasn't contacted Lan Dan since the day of the car accident. How does this person know that he was injured?

Lan Dan brought a bouquet of flowers, yellow and white roses, originally a very vulgar thing, but the packaging was very elegant, a little eye-catching, Geng Le didn't take it, but ordered Lan Dan to fetch some water, put it on into a vase.

After Lan Dan finished it, he looked around at Geng Le's living environment, but he really couldn't say anything.

The house is not bad, and the decoration is also very tasteful, but—however, it looks like a dump.Clothes, hats and scarves are everywhere, and cups are placed on the tea table.

"Why are you free to visit me?"

"I rushed back right after the film was finished. In fact, I heard that you were injured early in the morning."

"Come in and sit down. My back hurts and I have to lie down."

"Is it okay?"

"Can't die."

"Can you talk well?"

Geng Le rolled his eyes at Lan Dan, said nothing, and moved his clumsy body back to the bed.

With his hands in his trouser pockets, Lan Dan walked around slowly before entering Geng Le and Wang Hai's bedroom.This bedroom is not bad, the bed is very big, 3p is absolutely no problem, 4p is probably spacious enough.

"Where's your family?"

"It's taking a shower, what are you doing?"

"It's okay, I just came to see you. I heard that you have fallen down all the time. The number 1 in our circle is very panicked. They sent me here to express their condolences."

Geng Le was amused, and after laughing for a while, he felt out of breath, so he panted heavily.

"Okay, don't laugh anymore, how can you explain to future generations after you die laughing in a while."

"Who told you I was in a car accident?"

"Why do you like to get to the bottom of things so much? You hit such a big news. I can know it even on Baidu. Why do you need to ask? Why are you driving so carelessly? I didn't think you were bad at driving before. Your skills are not good. Is it good?" Lan Dan knew that Geng Le didn't want to hear the name Zhang Peng, so he didn't mention it, and took a detour to change the topic.

"My only car skills are good, and my driving skills are average."

Wang Hai came out of the bathroom when Geng Le said this...

Vol.19

"What's going on here?"

Hearing Wang Hai's voice, Geng Le immediately laughed like a sweet potato flower, and said nastyly: "Xiao Hai, come here quickly, I want a drink of water."

Wang Hai glared at the King of the Mountain on the bed, turned around and went out to pour water for him.

Here, Geng Le lowered his voice and said to Lan Dan: "Hurry up, hurry up, I'm going to spend the night, you stay here all the time thinking about 3P?"

"Is it okay for me to watch, but it's a pity that it's not a car shock."

"Look at your sister, hurry up."

"Hey, this is the attitude towards people who come to visit the doctor. Mr. Geng, you can't be so rude."

"You don't even give any red envelopes, so you should go quickly."

Said, Wang Hai came in with water, Geng Le came to go crazy, opened his mouth and asked Wang Hai to feed him, because Wang Hai was frozen on the balcony for a long time, and now such an annoying person came again, he was very angry Shun, so he pretended not to see Geng Le acting like a baby, and put the cup directly on the bedside table.

"You've been hurt for so long, it seems that Wang Hai has lost weight."

Geng Le rolled his eyes, and he didn't disagree with Lan Dan's provocative words. He knew that Wang Hai's cold face was an order to chase away guests, and he had to cooperate.He didn't want to see Lan Dan either, and he was still very nervous.If he hadn't made that move, nothing would have happened to him.

Wang Hai glanced at these two people, turned around and left.

"Hey, my husband is upset, let's go, can you have some good eyesight!"

"Don't be in the dark about what your little lover is doing outside. That Zhang Peng started a company and is cooperating with their unit."

"Damn it! I've only been lying at home for two months, how come the world has become like this." Geng Le started to use his special skills of emoticon emperor again, making Lan Dan bend over with a smile.

"Your regime is at stake."

"Die Sanba, get out, I get annoyed just looking at you."

Lan Dan laughed again, seeing Geng Le losing his temper, he really thought it was cute.Let's think about this matter, if you think about it too much, you won't be able to guarantee that there will be any qualitative change, so he said a few words in vain and left.

Wang Hai jumped into the bedroom as soon as he saw the person leaving, pulled Geng Le's face, and kneaded it.

"Mr. Geng, when did you master your car vibration skills?"

"You must be jealous. It's right to eat."

"You have gained weight, and you have more flesh on your face."

These words can definitely kill Geng Le. He is a person who has strict requirements on his body. He is even crazier than women. He treats himself like a piece of meat every day. The first thing he does when he wakes up every morning is to weigh himself. .

"It's all about you, you let me eat and sleep every day, and eat when I sleep!"

"Okay, just like this, you still seduce people everywhere."

"How can it be a seduction?! Even if there is, the guy just now is not a person, but a dog."

Wang Hai was happy, the serious expression on Geng Le's face was so cute, he bowed his head and kissed, Geng Le immediately melted into a puddle of spring water on his body, softened to the boneless.

Geng Le looked at Wang Hai in fascination, with his lips half parted, looking like he was waiting to be fed, and Wang Hai's lower body reacted immediately.

He grabbed Geng Le's hand and touched it under himself, and Geng Le could feel the heat of that thing through his pants.

"It's spring?"

"Isn't it? Ever since you became impotent, I've had a hard time."

Geng Le was so teased by Wang Hai that he blew his beard and stared, and pinched Wang Hai hard with his hands, making Wang Hai's whole body tense, and he broke out in cold sweat.

"do it……"

Geng Le stretched his hand into Wang Hai's crotch while panting, Wang Hai couldn't resist such a temptation, turned on the bed, carefully avoiding Geng Le's injury, the two rolled together and kissed.

Breathing is uneven.

Wang Hai also reached out to masturbate Geng Le, and the two soon reached climax at the same time.

Geng Le wiped the semen on Wang Hai's neck suddenly, Wang Hai waved that paw away unhappily, and asked, "What's the matter, ancestor?"

"Why don't you come in?"

"Wait until you remove the plaster cast."

"Fuck! You are annoyed because you saw my parents coming just now. I don't know you yet. You are smaller than a woman."

"You know you still ask?!" Wang Hai was not polite, and Geng Le felt even more wronged.

He turned his head, regardless of whether his lower body was sticky or not, he closed his eyes with an unhappy face.Wang Hai lay beside him for a long while before turning over, got a hot towel and wiped Geng Le's lower body.

Speechless for a whole night, Geng Le had another matter that he wanted to discuss with Wang Hai, but the two of them wrangled and neither of them spoke.

Geng Le even wondered if it would be better if he didn't tell Wang Hai.

Cook raw rice first?

Wang Hai was really tired and thin because of Geng Le's injury.It can be seen even if he is not famous, his face is a little smaller, and his waist is also a little smaller.The time he spent in the gym has also dropped sharply, and things at work have been one after another, making him look like a grandson every day.

Life is nothing more than this, and he doesn't actually have any complaints, it's just that sometimes he is too tired, but feels that there is nowhere to escape, which is not a good feeling.

He even began to fear facing Geng Le.

In the past, Geng Le's capriciousness could also be understood as fun, or if it was too much, he just wanted to push it back.But now that Geng Le is a patient, and the situation has worsened, he still can't say no.

Physically and mentally exhausted, that's about it.

Of course, this doesn't mean that he doesn't love Geng Le, it's just that he loves Geng Le very tiredly.

Before Geng Le removed the plaster cast, he won a business trip at his work unit and went to Beihai.

Geng Le was unhappy at home, saying that no one would collect the body when he died, and Wang Hai packed his luggage alone, smoking a cigarette.The atmosphere was indescribably strange, and there was even a smell of divorce and separation.

In fact, Geng Le was also a little flustered, it was only a business trip for seven or eight days, but he just felt that Wang Hai was avoiding him on purpose.

He couldn't bear that face to question, so he could only use different methods to toss people.

If Wang Hai showed the slightest impatience, he would be like gaining the upper hand, making a mess of things.

Su Yingying told Wang Hai that he just wanted to prove that he is the most attractive in the world, and you are the only one who loves him.

But Wang Hai laughed, and replied, I still love him the most in the whole world?I really can't move, does he have so many days every month that something is wrong.

Wang Hai left, cleaned up the house, prepared food reserves for several days for Geng Le, and bought a basket of snacks.

Geng Le is like an ant on a hot pot at home, having no energy whatsoever.

It was already the 23rd of the first lunar month when Geng Le removed the cast.And the New Year trip that his parents arranged for him and Li Weijia was temporarily canceled because he was too busy and delayed removing the plaster.

Unfortunately, Wang Hai was not in Beijing that day, so he was depressed all by himself.Even the doctor Su Yingying called to collect the sperm was scolded by him a few times.

Li Weijia also couldn't go to the hospital to watch Geng Le remove his armor because the school had a meeting that day.

Su Yingying drove the people back and let her go. Looking at the empty house, Geng Le suddenly missed Xiao Hai who brought tea and water to her.

In the evening Li Weijia and Su Yingying came to see him, he was so wronged as if he had lost his love, and he smoked two packs of cigarettes by himself.

"What's the matter? Wang Hai quarreled with you when he left?"

"No, it's too bad if you don't say anything. I think I'm going to die with him."

Su Yingying was upset when she heard this, and said, "Fuck you, Geng Le, what did you say when you got married? You said that you and Wang Hai would never be separated for the rest of your life, so I agreed to get married."

"Okay, you can believe that kind of words, who can guarantee that you won't break up for a lifetime."

"What did you do to make him hide from you to Beihai?"

"Maybe it's because he's getting old, and he's uncomfortable doing it. Who the hell knows! It was fine a few days ago, but these days he suddenly said that he was going on a business trip, and then his mother left. I made a fool of him. Xiao Xing'er dared to go out for a drink and wouldn't come back in the middle of the night."

Su Yingying shook her head when she heard this, and said, "Geng Le, you are good-looking and fucking good for nothing."

Li Weijia also echoed, "Wang Hai has taken care of you for the past few months. He didn't complain at all. He didn't go home to accompany his parents during the Chinese New Year. Don't go too far. No matter how good a person is, there is a bottom line, Lele."

"He loves me!"

"Love is not RMB, you fucking think love is omnipotent! You idiot."

"Su Yingying, can you not say something so unpleasant?!"

Geng Le reached for the cigarette case, but Li Weijia took the first step and confiscated it.

He is even more depressed now.He simply closed his eyes and laid his body on the sofa.Su Yingying wasn't interested in discussing that matter with him anymore, anyway, Geng Le had already agreed, and as for Wang Hai's opinion, it was out of her scope at all.

When Wang Hai arrived in Beihai, firstly, he was very busy on a business trip, and secondly, he was also hesitant, so he didn't take the initiative to call Geng Le.

In fact, he had been waiting for Geng Le to give in, so he called him first.As a result, Geng Le didn't wait for a call until the day when the plaster was removed.

As a result, he waited and waited, but there was no letter at all, and Wang Hai was also depressed.

He was drinking beer alone on the hotel bed, and the TV was always on Phoenix TV. He suddenly remembered the scene where Geng Le snatched the remote control of the TV from him, and also remembered that Geng Le secretly hid the remote control batteries.

In fact, being with Lele is still very happy.

most of the time.

Of course, none of these joys can make people ignore Geng Le's tormenting character.How did he grow up?How tolerant parents must be to raise such a child!Wang Hai often sighs with emotion.

He reached for his cell phone, and was about to call Geng Le, when suddenly a familiar number called.

If it was Geng Le, Wang Hai would have laughed at this time.

But his expression at the moment is dumbfounding.

Zhang Peng said, "You go downstairs to the second floor of the hotel, I'm hungry, have some supper with me."

Wang Haizhang'er's monk couldn't figure it out, so Zhang Peng said, "I'm in Beihai."

This time Wang Hai was even more shocked. Although Zhang Peng sent him text messages from time to time and made occasional phone calls during this period, he hadn't seen each other for several months.