door to door

After dinner, Geng Le stopped pestering Wang Hai to continue his night activities, but drove him back.Driving in the car was air-conditioned, and DIDO's song was playing, Wang Hai was also in a relaxed mood.Aside from Geng Le's expression of desire, dissatisfaction and ulterior motives, he is still very happy to stay with this person.

The car was speeding on the Fourth Ring Road, but Geng Le was thinking how could he find an excuse to go upstairs and borrow the bathroom later?Will it be too frustrating?

After much deliberation, there is no good way, Geng Le decided to use this ancient courtship method.

When Wang Hai heard Geng Le say that he was in a hurry and wanted to borrow the bathroom, he didn't think much about it.The main reason is that Geng Le's body wants to fight against him. It is definitely useless to throw an egg at a rock.So he boldly let Geng Le go upstairs to use the bathroom.

Although Wang Hai's house is narrow and small, it is still a two-bedroom apartment shared with others, but it is kept very clean.When Geng Le went upstairs, he asked Wang Hai, "Who are you renting with? A colleague?"

"No, 58.com found a woman."

"Female? Oh, female..."

Wang Hai rolled his eyes, not letting Geng Le see it.

As soon as the door opened, Geng Le rushed into the bathroom in a hurry.After locking the door, Geng Le found that there were still underwear in the bathroom, a lady's suspenders, and two men's underwear.These underwear must belong to Wang Hai, Geng Le reached out and took off a black pair without thinking.Compared with the gray boxer pants, the black briefs are more attractive.

I wanted to put the underwear into the pocket of my trousers, but when I saw it was bulging, it was too eye-catching. In the end, Geng Le could only hide the underwear in his own trousers, stuck in the belt.After finishing it, he pressed the button of the toilet, washed his hands, and cut his hair in front of the somewhat worn-out mirror in the bathroom.

When he came out, he found that Wang Hai didn't entertain him with tea, so Geng Le said goodbye tactfully, and left contentedly, which made Wang Hai a little suspicious.

Geng Le, who stole his underwear and returned home, felt as if he had picked up a 500 million winning lottery ticket.

Although there was no smell of Wang Hai left on the underwear, it was all the smell of Tide laundry detergent, but it still made Geng Le "exuberant".

So Geng Le sniffed Wang Hai's underwear and hit the plane again, shooting all over his hands.

The next afternoon, Wang Hai took the initiative to call Geng Le for the first time.

Looking at the caller ID, Geng Le was so excited that he almost thought that what he saw was a mirage.

Trembling, he answered the phone, but the other party's voice was cold, which made Geng Le very disappointed.

Wang Hai asked, "Geng Le, when you went to the bathroom yesterday...did you...take...a pair of underwear?"

"Ah?" Geng Le was happy, it seemed that Wang Hai was still very shy.

"That... the girl next door to me told me today that her boyfriend's underwear was missing. I thought about it, and you came to my house yesterday. I think... but if it's not, I'll look for it again. ...Maybe I made a mistake."

Geng Le was struck by thunder.

Those were not Wang Hai's underwear! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !It's a passerby's underwear! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Geng Le's mood at the moment is to find that pair of underwear, cut them into pieces, and then burn them clean.

Seeing that Geng Le didn't speak, Wang Hai thought his question was too abrupt and angered Geng Le, so he apologized immediately: "I'm really sorry, I asked too abruptly."

"Does she want that pair of underwear back? Get yours instead! I want the unwashed ones, the smell of fucking Tide is disgusting!" After speaking, Geng Le hung up the phone angrily.

Wang Hai looked at the phone in amazement, not knowing how to react for a long time.He already knew what Geng Le was doing with that pair of underwear, and he couldn't say another word other than obscene.Thinking of Geng Le still using that pair of underwear as his own, he felt a strange feeling all over his body.

He didn't want to get back that pair of underwear!Use your own to replace?To make it easier for that obscene demon to masturbate himself?go to hell!

After waiting for three days without receiving a call from Wang Hai, Geng Le knew that the other party must have regarded him as a pervert and had been blacklisted.Thinking of this, Geng Le was very depressed, he shouldn't be too quick for a while, and enjoy his mouth.

After hesitating for a while, Geng Le decided to forget about Wang Hai and went to the bar by himself.

He also felt that it was too embarrassing, and this incident could definitely be listed as one of the "Ten Geng Le Embarrassments".

After fooling around for a few nights, Geng Le found that he still missed Wang Hai very much, and even had erotic dreams for two consecutive nights, all of which were about being driven to death by Wang Hai.Geng Le, who was drunk, really wanted to send himself to the door, but when he thought of driving so far to Tiantongyuan, Geng Le gave up drunk driving.He didn't want to die in a car accident before he got under the peony flowers.

Lying on the bed tossing and turning and unable to fall asleep, Geng Le was very troubled, and finally he mustered up the courage to send a text message to Wang Hai: Fuck the sheets?

The uneasy mood calmed down after the text message was sent.

He thought that Wang Hai's shy character would definitely not give him back.

As a result, within a minute, Wang Hai's text message came back.Geng Le opened it hastily, and there was only one word in the content: Get lost.

This time Geng Le was even more depressed.

Is this fucking telling me to fuck or agreeing to fuck? !For the first time, Geng Le expressed his admiration for Wang Hai's profound knowledge of Chinese.Originally, Geng Le wanted to text back and ask "Brother, what do you mean?", but he thought that the answer probably meant to tell himself to go away, so he didn't ask any more, and decided to send it through this text message Drunkenness.