Yongzheng Emperor, Tucao Emperor

Profit! "

Yinzhen Yinzuo felt ashamed inexplicably, but this Teacher Xiaolu held on to the living idol's hand, and he didn't even feel the cold air from the iceberg.

Five seconds after the convulsion, Teacher Xiao Lu also felt that being so excited at the gate would hinder the appearance of the city, so he looked a little more serious: "By the way, Teacher Li, when did you get married? Didn't your wife come?"

You haven't even figured out his sexual orientation yet, how dare you say that you are a fan of Li Shenyan!Or do you think Li Shenyan is the kind of person who would cheat on marriage?He doesn't bother to do such shameless and low-grade things as harming a straight daughter of a good family!

Yinzhen felt that when he met such a person, he would become more and more autistic.

After escaping Teacher Xiao Lu's clutches, the two of them crossed the lawn and sat in the stands of Class One, Grade One, and found a seat covered by a pergola, because he came early, and the stands were barely clean. But because a certain teacher's eloquent skills are too strong, Yinzhen feels that he is now in a state of deafness and tinnitus.

"What event are you participating in?" Yinzhen, a workaholic, did not forget to bring a laptop to type when he participated in the "son" sports meeting. Yinzuo changed his sneakers and even threw a few sanitary balls to "father".

"100 meters, 200 meters and relay races." Wu Qing's body has well-developed motor nerves, and he is much healthier than the medicine pot in his previous life. Yin Zuo tied up his shoelaces, and Yin Zuo moved his joints slightly, "Hey, four Brother, I thought of a very profound question just now."

"?"

"You are my father now, my mother is your wife, and my biological mother—"

Who is Yinzhen? Hearing that this guy practiced in circles, he became black several times:

∵ Yin Zuo's biological mother is Concubine De

And∵Yinzuo is now Yinzhen's son

∴ Yinzhen's wife is Defei

And ∵ Yinzhen's biological mother is Concubine De

∴ Yin Zuo is a product of Chaos X

Yinzhen shook his hand, Huang Ama, I'm sorry for you!There are so many orphans in the world, why did I adopt Wu Qing in the first place!It's not like Zhao Qing, Qian Qing, Sun Qing, and Li Qing didn't exist, they committed crimes...

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The Chinese Games have their own characteristics in different age groups. The younger ones are all about joy. Friendship is the first and friendship is the second. There is no sense of competition. The sports meeting in junior high school and high school is the best place to find the breath of spring. What is the sprint prince high jump? The princesses are all campus stars. When they arrive at the university, they are actually a group of sports students chasing each other lonely towards the sunset...

Yinzuo was very competitive, one gold and one silver returned to his hometown, many parents said to Yinzhen, "Your son is really amazing", "Wu Qing is awesome" and so on. Someone who was interrupted to watch the movie evolved from an iceberg to a volcano, glamorous and noble His outward appearance is almost replaced by a wild and enthusiastic heart. As a person with a great sense of humor, the pain of not being able to watch comedies fluently is that he can't laugh even if he wants to.

During the lunch time, the stands were basically in the scene of being swept into the village by the Japanese devils, only a few class cadres who were forced to stay worked hard to clean up.Yinzhen originally wanted to take Yinzuo to the restaurant, but this autumn the tiger counterattacked, and the fourth master princess, who was always afraid of heat, had a seizure, so she ordered takeaway and hid under the arbor to make ends meet.

After finishing greetings with all the parents, Mr. Lu leaned over with a visor and a sun hat.

"Mr. Li, you haven't written a movie review for a long time, when will you write it?"

I have said that I hate people interrupting my work the most!If you want to read movie reviews, the premise is that I have finished watching the movie. Your kirakira's star eyes are too dazzling, and I can't even see clearly on the screen!

Yinzhen looked up helplessly, and seeing the image of Teacher Xiao Lu, the coffee in his mouth almost sprayed the computer all over his face. The designer boldly used the feature of watermelon with red flesh, black seeds and green skin, making his baby face cute and cute.Yinzhen, who hadn't been caught laughing for a long time, twitched the corners of his eyes. Fortunately, his teeth were closed tightly, otherwise the newly bought Apple computer would be so wet.

"Fourth brother, open the bottle for me." Teacher Xiao Lu's aura was weak, and Xu Zuo automatically ignored it.Passed a bottle of mineral water to Yinzhen, and lazily lay down on the fourth brother, alas, the fourth brother is cool, it is really a must-have product for summer travel and home.

Teacher Xiao Lu petrified: "Er...Mr. Li, what does Wu Qing call you—fourth brother?"

"I'm sorry, this guy wears Mary Suwen too much, he admires Yongzheng, and he likes cosplay and cosplay." Yinzhen couldn't take his eyes off, and a certain child bit his lower lip and glared:

Fourth brother, in your mind, sixth brother, do I like sailor suits, nurse outfits, leather whips and handcuffs? !Fourth brother, I misjudged you!

"That's right, Qing Chuan novels are very popular now, especially recently, Kowloon BL is becoming more and more popular," Teacher Xiao Lu was excited, "Kang four two four eight 4344 four ALL four are flying all over the sky..."

Teacher Xiao Lu has already been cut into pieces in Yin Zhen's heart, and he will never be able to reincarnate.

Who said you can only be a boss!Never heard of Emperor Gong!

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There are several ways to deal with the cold noodle emperor Yongzheng:

The second brother of the crown prince followed the route of childhood sweetheart, the eighth master followed the route of loving each other, killing each other, defeating bones and raising ashes, thirteen took the route of being a loyal partner with his left arm and right arm, and the fourteenth took the route of loving you and fighting with you. Teacher Xiao Lu is also very capable. Patients with gross nerves are usually not conscious, their cold receptors fail, and they can't control their mouths.

So after the first day of the sports meeting, the teacher pushed the last straw on the camel: "Mr. Li, I will bring Wu Qing's mother to participate tomorrow~"

Yin Zuo chose to keep his mouth shut. The police uncle said that when crossing the road, he should look forward and backward to look at the traffic lights. If he is not careful, he will be hit by a car. He has already played the ancient times and experienced the harmony and greatness of socialism. There is no need to wear it back.

Xiao Ten was taken to the set by the old witch, and the burden of dinner was once again reduced to the takeaway phone number starting with 400.While Yinzhen went straight to the bathroom to take a shower as soon as he entered the door, a group of wolves whispered concern around a little wolf.

"Yin Zuo, how was the game today?"

"Yinzuo, are you having fun?"

"Yinzuo, are you injured?"

"Yinzuo, you don't have heatstroke, do you?"

Call me "Brother Six" and you will die!You bastards!

—— Yin Zuo had a small face, squeezed out a smile for a long time, and was sincere and frank: "Second brother, eighth brother, thirteen, fourteen, today our head teacher asked fourth brother who my mother is and why she didn't come, and then he I also want fourth brother to bring his mother to participate tomorrow."

The wolves regretted that they didn't listen to their mother's words and respect their elder brothers, and they would be punished.

"Yeah, yum, I see." Yin Zhen got out of the bath and looked more and more cool. This time, he walked into the living room naked with a towel wrapped around his waist and talking on the phone. If the beauty can smile at this time, he will definitely be overwhelmed All beings, it's a pity that Yinzhen is faintly exuding anger now. Judging from the experience of Su Peisheng, who has been lying underground for many years, and I don't know if there is reincarnation, this master is very angry now.

Thirteen was the first to react: "Fourth brother, what happened?"

Click on the Weibo of "Foundation is Everywhere", "Fayer Li Shenyan has a son? Is he the second brother Kun?" The photos of Xia Yinzhen and Yinzuo are overwhelming. Although they are candid shots, the quality is clear. I want to Even if you want to deny it, you can't do it.

"I don't know what this guy wants to do, but it's better not to touch my bottom line."

It is said that the cold air will heat up a few degrees before it goes south, but today coincides with the high temperature.

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21. The Tucao Emperor Appears ([-])...

There are four famous novels in the rivers and lakes: Princess Returning Pearl I, Princess Returning Pearl II, Princess Returning Pearl III, and Princess Returning Pearl IV.

The major radio stations cycled back and forth, and the ratings were blockbuster. It can keep pace with "Love in the Rain" and become a long-lasting summer feast in China's summer vacation.

As a senior film critic and a promising young man who grew up under the banner of New China, Yinzhen watched the film with a critical eye for a week. During the third part, he refused to admit that that wretched old man was his son even to death!

After non-stop, all night long, night clothes and food, a film review of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" was immediately hung on the homepage of the blog in blood red characters, and the momentum was unstoppable, like a rising superstar. , The Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha.

Thirteen looked at the fourth brother who rolled back to the master bedroom with a haggard face and fell asleep, and said to the fourth brother that you should take a good rest. I really don't have the money to support you for the rest of my life!But now it is important to read the text, patiently waiting for the maxed-out webpage to slowly open, Thirteen once again worshiped under the skill of relying on the text without adding a little bit of horses.

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Do you remember Nanny Rong on TV?

——Thinking about "My Fair Princess"

There are two brothers and sisters in the literary world, Jin Yong, a master of martial arts, and Qiong Yao, a saint of love. The former has normal three views but is a bit chauvinistic, while the latter has no chauvinism but has a problem with three views. The root cause of the anti-QY phenomenon.

Qiong Yao's works are equal, and the old sayings are grasped with both hands. The former represents "Yi Lian You Meng", and the latter is the example of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" mentioned here. The reason why Qiong Yao's works are popular in this "anti-Mary Su" modern society Still occupying a place is because her handsome, unrestrained, affectionate and domineering male number one and Yushu Linfeng's infatuated and gentle Wannian male number two fully satisfy the princely dreams of young children, girls, young women, and grandmothers.