Yongzheng Emperor, Tucao Emperor

The nearest Yinhu turned his head, and inadvertently glanced at the remaining strawberry marks on his neck, his eyes darkened instantly, "Fourth brother, what's wrong with your neck?"

Yin Reng shook his hand, milky white soy milk splashed all over his body, the unlucky ghost Xiao Shi, who was unfortunately hurt, covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look at him, second brother, don't take me with you if you want to get wet, I have normal sexuality, no S/M cross-dressing, etc. Bad habits, longing to marry a modern and beautiful lady, I really can't say anything to the cold and hard fourth brother.

Thirteen years of imperial career taught a loyal and honest young man how to make up lies without changing his face: "Oh, a mosquito kept biting me last night."

It's already November, why don't you find a mosquito for Grandpa to come out and have a look!

"Could it be that fourth brother likes to raise mosquitoes?" Yinhu pressed every step of the way.

"Well, I kept mosquitoes as pets recently."

You want to show how good your relationship with the opposite sex is, right?Let the female mosquitoes all over the world love you and make you itch to death!

"By the way, second brother, what happened to you just now? The outside of the cup is too slippery to hold firmly?" Yinhu changed the target of the attack, "I guess Xiao Shi didn't work hard and didn't clean the glass."

"It's none of your business." Yinfeng's face was expressionless, ignoring the words in his eyes that said "one person does things and the other person is responsible, the second brother is doing a good job", "I have Parkinson's disease temporarily."

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Yinzhen is a good brother who loves to worry. After half a night of intense ideological struggle, he suddenly found out that the brothers around him are all single!According to the girlfriend of Aunt Zhou's sister's son's girlfriend downstairs, homosexuality can be hereditary.All of a sudden, the alarm bell rang in his heart, he must start working on ideological education as soon as possible, and kill all the young seedlings that are about to grow crookedly or have already grown crookedly in the bud.

Although in terms of closeness, his first stop should be thirteen, but there are three in front of him, the old eight, the old nine, and the young ten. According to the tactical arrangement of "capture the thief first, capture the king", after finishing the last mouthful of porridge, he , finger lightly on the table: "Yinhu, are you free later?"

"No work in the morning." Are you kidding me, for all the invitations from the fourth brother, even if he is busy, he will be fine!

"Well, then you can walk the dog with me for a while, and I'll tell you something.

Yinyi sat and waited for someone next to him to have Parkinson's again, but unfortunately the crown prince had a long memory, saying that he only needed to have Parkinson's in his little heart. Anyway, the frequency of vibrations and tremors in the days when he had a crush on his fourth brother was comparable to earthquakes in Japan, construction accidents in China, and accidents in the United States. The cycle of terrorist attacks is the same.

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"Xiaoba," Yinzhen put his brother's shoulders on his shoulders, with a serious and painful expression, "I heard that there are quite a few people chasing you in the hospital."

Yinhu panicked, what's going on with this posture of talking about marriage?

"Xiao Ba, I know you are usually busy with work, and you have to come to me every three days to see if Yin Qu is doing well. Thank you for your hard work." Yin Zhen continued the topic, "But don't delay your life. event."

"What is the big event in life?" Yinhu vaguely had a bad premonition.

"Look, pickles and dried radishes have been on a blind date for the past two days, and you are not too young. Although men have no age limit, and some young girls still like the strange tone of the bearded and sloppy uncle, it is better to find a girlfriend earlier. ——" Saying that, the two dogs jumped up and down very cooperatively.

Yinhu interrupted quickly with righteous words: "Fourth brother, I don't plan to get married in this life."

"Aren't you going to get married? Who did you learn from!" Yinzhen frowned.

"Isn't that what the fourth brother told Huang Ama last time, why can't I if you can?"

"Aren't I in a special situation? Everyone knows that Li Shenyan is gay. Which woman will marry me?"

Yinhu stopped and approached the fourth brother, his eyes flashed a little sharply: "The fourth brother means that you still want to marry a woman?"

"Xiaoba, don't you like women—"

"If I'm telling the truth, the fourth brother won't want me." Yinhu just took a fancy to the soft-hearted side of the fourth brother, and his threat was just a promise, "I, like the second brother, like men .”

Yinzhen's nightmare has come true, Huang Ama!Have your genes been mutated by radiation?Look at how sweet the eighth brother was to Guo Luoluo in his last life, why he opened the cupboard door in this life and still refuses to repent? !Don't tell Erchen that ten 34 is the same!

"Xiaoba, you know, even though homosexuality is popular now, it seems to be a trend, life is still very difficult."

Yinhu was in a dilemma: "Homosexuality can't be cured with medicine, I was born like this, and I can't change it.

"..." Yinzhen's earnest words were completely useless, "Hey, then you should pay attention to yourself, if you have someone you like, just stay with him, don't play around like the second brother, by the way, you have someone you like Is it?"

How do you want me to answer!

Is it possible to confess "fourth brother, I love you" in the street and then kneel down on one knee to ask you to marry me?

"Fourth brother, I will tell you when the time is right." Yinhu held his breath, "The pickles and dried radish are also tired, let's go back first."

Pickles and dried radishes glared at them, they were not tired!Usually you guys occupy the owner and don't let you get close, but now even the increasingly compressed dog walking time is exploited by you, it's really miserable to be a dog to do this!

Thus, Yinzhen's first love education lesson: failure.

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Blessings are unparalleled, and misfortunes do not come singly.

In the past two days, Yinzhen's heart was full of coffee tables, one tragedy after another, since the second brother attempted to rape him, the gay friends around him have sprung up like mushrooms after rain, and he asked for it all!

He was kind enough to remind Yinxiang and Yinzhen not to get lost on the road of life, but the two guys became more arrogant than the other, and the declaration of coming out of the closet was more formal than the declaration of joining the party. expectations were completely shattered.The most exasperating thing was that when he asked them if they had someone they were interested in, the two brothers fell in line with Xiao Ba.

The answer is the same, a total of two sentences:

I have a favorite person.I will tell my fourth brother when the time is right.

My younger brother is getting older, it's not easy to raise...

He didn't even speak a single word of his heart to my responsible brother.

Yinzhen was speechless and asked the sky, his heart was the desolation of being abandoned by his younger brother.That's all, the only thing he can do now is to educate his younger brother and son Yin Zuo well, so that the thought of having a "grandson and granddaughter" will not make him lose hope in this world.

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The cohabitation life of Yinzhen's family is calm and marching towards Christmas.

The rental period has been extended from one month to now, and now the indefinite extension of the cooking skills, at least two days out of the seven dinners a day, you can see the Master Kong family, one day is tomato scrambled eggs, the other day is egg scrambled tomatoes;

Yin Reng's uneasy emotions also calmed down a little in the performance of the fourth brother as usual, coupled with the fact that he made it clear first, he can touch a small hand and hug a small waist when someone is not paying attention, and bring the broad and profound Chinese to life. The four-character idiom "brazen" is brought into full play;

Yinhu intends to get closer to the permanent residents, but every time when Yinzhen asks "When will I bring my boyfriend back to see", it feels like a stick in my throat, and Yinyu's shoulders shake while eavesdropping, and the number of repairs can be calculated according to the monthly subscription card ;

Yinxiang's vigor is obvious to all, and he wished to become conjoined twins with the fourth brother. He kept performing scenes of "love" between the brothers in front of the brothers who had only hurriedly established a relationship foundation in the second life, and consolidated himself as unique and unshakable in the eyes of the fourth brother. status;

Yinzhen spent all his money, bought a flat in Deep Water Bay to hide his eyes and ears, and then walked into the fourth brother's house in the dead of night, pretending to be a rogue brother who said "brother, I want to be warm", and robbed Yinzuo.

This morning, there was heavy snowfall in the city. A group of troubled brothers and sisters surrounded Yinzhen, who was devoting himself to the movie, with a hot water bottle in his arms, and sat on the carpet to discuss how to have a meaningful and fun Christmas.

"I am afraid that the tragedy will happen again, my fate is hit, the more beautiful things are, the less I can touch..."

Yinzhen took out his Iphone, and when he saw the caller ID, he felt a little surprised: "Yinzhen, what do you need from me?"

There was a lot of chatter on the other end of the phone, and Yinzhen pondered for a moment: "Plane No. 23? I'm free, so let's go."

Everyone was astonished, Yinzhen?What is sold in the gourd?

Thinking about it, Yinji tried her best to shrink her figure, but unfortunately the food has improved recently, and she doesn't have to sleep in the open to catch news, her body has a tendency to gain weight!Now he is in big trouble. The last chat was just a casual talk, why did Brother Nine think about it? !If it is found that the culprits are the two of them, and Brother Jiu is already far away from the emperor...

Huang Ama!I don't want to be a little match girl!

The author has something to say: soy milk is the highlight.

Text is the highlight.

Parkinson's is the bright spot.

It's not easy to be fourth master's brother.

It's not easy to fall in love with fourth master's brother.

It is actually the most difficult thing to produce good products every day!

24

24. Pseudo love consultant...

Jiuye Yinzhen is a master of love.

He has his own way of chasing beauties, first he uses beauty/temptation, hooking his peachy eyes, and your soul is gone; if the other party is not from the Appearance Association, then use money to attack you, throwing gold and silver at you, let You feel the power of capitalism; if the other party is still not tempted, he will show his identity as an elder brother, a son of a high-ranking official, certified by the royal family, and he is the only one here. After passing this village, there will be no such shop.If none of these three mountains can be taken down, use the last trump card:

Overlord puts on the bow!

What?You said that the prince is guilty of the same crime as the common people, and he will be imprisoned if he commits a crime?

Sorry, you are so naive.

Even Comrade Clinton was never pulled down by a Lewinsky