Yongzheng Emperor, Tucao Emperor

The little MM panicked and reported a series of numbers, and Yin Ni grabbed the land with his head. He was trying to be quick just now, and took whatever he wanted without looking at the price, so the long bill was seriously overrun, and the last bit of pocket money was posted upside down. He got away in a hurry.

Dejectedly, he slipped back to Deep Water Bay, and when he entered the gate, he was stopped and questioned by the dedicated security uncle.

Is Master so like a thief!Master looks so sneaky!

Yin Qu almost grabbed the other party's collar and shook it desperately, and finally fell gorgeously over his shoulder, causing a concussion and cerebral hemorrhage or something.Maybe after the security guard dies, his brothers who have not yet passed away will be reunited with their corpses and have a happy reunion.

Opening the door, there was no one in the house, and even pickles and dried radishes were taken by the club to observe the dog wedding.

"Ah, how desolate..."

He tore open a bag of potato chips, turned on the TV, and there was a joyous song and dance program on the screen.

"Maybe if I keep eating like this, I can become fat and break my fourth brother's house, and then tomorrow's newspaper headline will be 'a man ate junk food, his body suddenly swelled and his house collapsed', oh, it's not in vain Come to this world for a stroll, we can't do it for a thousand years, but at least we don't need to leave a bad smell for ten thousand years..."

Depressedly, he took a gulp of beer and started daydreaming in a daze.Her head was getting heavier and heavier, and before she put herself down, Yinyi still took a piece of clothes thrown on the sofa as a quilt, and fell asleep curled up against the feet of the coffee table.

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"Tenth brother, tenth brother, wake up."

As soon as Yinzhen came home, he saw his younger brother pretending to be a corpse, squatting close to someone's peaceful sleeping face, poking the suffocating little face with his fingers maliciously, again and again, the more he played, the more addicted he became.

"Oh, look at your thin face, it's not as interesting as before, and it doesn't feel good when you poke it."

Unbearably disturbed, Yinyi rubbed his eyes, and looked at Brother Jiu who was muttering to himself inexplicably: "Ah... Brother Jiu, you... are you back?"

"Who do you think this person is in front of you?"

"Feng Qihan."

Yinzhen was furious, you are not well-trained, you sleep so badly that even Brother Jiu, who loves you and takes care of you the most, chooses not to know him!He made a decisive decision on the left and right cheeks, slapped each cheek, and barely woke up the shaking Yinji: "Tell me again, who am I!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, you are my ninth brother, Yinzhen!"

Inhale and exhale, take a deep breath, let it go.

Yinzhen said that he didn't have the same knowledge as this stupid bully, and sat on the carpet next to Yinzhen, picked up the unfinished chocolate packaging bag that was thrown on the ground and opened his mouth: "You are fighting against the United States and aiding Korea, so hoarding food shouldn't be all This kind of unhealthy stuff."

"Master, I am happy!"

"Eat so many sweets and be careful of tooth decay." Looking at the sluggish appearance, you can tell that this kid is in a bad mood, and it seems that the date is not successful... Yinzhen is secretly happy.

"Huh, I brush my teeth obediently every day, okay?" Yinju, who was drunk, degenerated into Yinzuo's level of thinking, and took the opportunity to play with his petty temper, so that he would not be alone all his life, watching the fourth brother and his unknown lover Shuang Su Shuang Flying, said to himself that the sky is cool in autumn, "Ninth brother, if you get married in the future, no one will accompany me."

"What are you thinking about, Brother Jiu won't do it."

"Really not? Brother Jiu will watch TV with me for the rest of his life."

"it is good."

"Then Brother Nine will eat potato chips with me for the rest of his life."

"it is good."

"Ninth brother wants to drink a glass of beer with me."

"it is good."

"Ninth brother wants to accompany me to eat chocolate for the rest of my life."

"it is good."

"Brother Jiu, if I have tooth decay in the future, you will accompany me to the dentist."

"Okay, okay, brother Jiu will be with you for the rest of your life. You are not allowed to throw it away after you use it up." Yinzhen shook his head and smiled emotionally. You said that this stupid person has a stupid blessing, but he didn't know that he sold himself just like that after packing it. Where is the luck in the two lives to pick up such a living treasure.

"Brother Ninth—" Yinyu became addicted to pretending to be a repeater, and was tired of relying on Yinzhen.

"Hey, look at your virtue, don't quarrel." Yinzhen turned his head to look at Yinyu, suddenly the atmosphere was very beautiful, and his heart moved, before Yinti could react, he lowered his head and kissed the lingering chocolate aroma lip.

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The night outside the window is like water, fireworks are blooming, and the lights are brightly lit.

In the large open-plan living room on the 15th floor of Deep Water Bay, two men enjoy this moment of peace and serenity.

Yin Qu blinked, and his brain, which was about to be depleted of oxygen, jumped out of eight words:

every dog ​​has his day.

sealed with a kiss.

The author has something to say: a good product is old, so a pair became like this~

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27. The Spring Festival special chapter is getting better...

1 month 1 day.

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seven in the morning.Dining room.

Yinyu Yinyu sang "Husband and wife both return the house", unwilling to have a bunch of tens of millions of high-power light bulbs shining brightly as a little sun, sneaking out of the house in the middle of the night, I don't know where to find a good place to spend the night.

This sneaky behavior directly caused the breakfast at Yinzhen's house to be overwhelmed on the first day of the new year.The old men stare blankly, you look at me and I look at you, starving for thousands of years, wanting to be courteous and have no capital, regret not learning how to cook well at the beginning, even if there is rice but no clever wife.Of course, there are also volunteers, such as:

"Brother, why don't I try? I practiced cooking before filming."

Yinzhen's stern eyes shot Fourteen's forward foot: "Are you sure I don't need to call a fire truck or riot police for you?"

"Probably...you should call." Yinzhen twisted the corners of his clothes with both hands, and stood back on the spot.

"Old Fourteen is disgusted." Thirteen gloated.

"I slapped the horse's leg." The prince added insult to injury.

"Hey, so you think so too~" The two of them looked at each other and smiled, as if they were talking about cross talk, what is the dignity of a prince?They had already given Dorgon Huang Taiji who was asleep in some corner.

"Fourth brother, I bought breakfast." Yinhu appeared at the door carrying a small paper bag, ignoring the wretched duo, "It's your favorite soy milk and steamed buns, and Yinzuo's favorite pancakes."

Yin Zuo took the delicious egg pancakes, and said with a smile: Sure enough, the Eight Wise Kings are more up-to-date, having been immersed in officialdom for so many years, they also know how to bribe to be level.For some people who only know how to be cute and watch good shows, the only way out is to keep their heads down and get down to business.Hmph, let you continue to laugh internally, and don't even look at the fact that the tenth younger brother is already married, you have no progress at all now, if you are not careful, I will have a new father.

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08:30 am.living room.

Yinzhen watched the show in front of the TV, and Yiyi's performance was really lively.I suddenly felt thirsty halfway through, so I got up and went to the kitchen.With the help of the garbage left over from history that Yinxi didn't clean up in time yesterday, Yinzhen, who stepped on the packaging bag with an infinite friction coefficient tending to zero, slipped, and his unbalanced body rushed forward.

It was too late and then soon, I saw a tall and handsome man holding a thin iceberg beauty in his arms, his clothes fluttering, his eyes full of affection, standing still after a difficult 1080° rotation, the background is the long wind and the willow branches and flowers, It truly reproduces the classic passages in the ancient martial arts works of Dan X.

"Fourth brother, do you think you understand when you throw yourself into your arms?" The white-skinned, black-hearted Yinreng hero saved the beauty, with quick eyes, quick hands, extraordinary skills, and actions faster than the brain. A tease.

Yinzhen's face turned red, holding back his energy, he gave Yinreng a "slap" gift on the first day of the new year: "Second brother, you have a good memory..."

Yinfeng is also the master who has seen big winds and waves. After these days of arduous thinking and the reminder of the world famous song "Brothers' Love", he decided to change the secret love mode that kindergarten children who usually play around and eat tofu secretly don't even bother to use. , slashing and slashing without stopping, stalking and beating thick-skinned.

The lyrics say it well: younger brother, you sit on the bow of the boat, and older brother walks on the shore, swinging the rope affectionately.

"Fourth brother, I really don't have a good memory, so I need you to remind me~"

"If you want someone to ask you again, 'Why did you put on too much rouge this morning', I can remind you two more times." Yinzhen spoke righteously.

Yinreng smiled calmly, and showed the left cheek in front of Yinzhen: "Here."

Yinzhen was short of breath, and the second elder brother's old habit of being ignorant had recurred. He just casually said that it's not okay to hit him now, and it's not okay if he doesn't hit him anymore. "Don't do this to me again—"

"Zhen'er, I don't mind if you remind me of other places on my body." As he spoke, Yinfeng's eyes rolled down.

Yinzhen is stuck, don't you say that pornographic jokes will lose a piece of meat!Struggling to break free from the octopus, the interest in drinking water was completely wiped out, and the phrase "Zhen'er", which was banned repeatedly in the beginning, was also mentioned and ignored.

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nine in the morning.balcony.

Because of the damn packaging bag, Yinzhen decided to kill the killer and carry out a general cleaning, trying to make the windows clean and spotless, leaving no hope of survival for the four pests. The cleanliness is comparable to Zhongnanhai, which receives foreign friends.

Yinzhen and a team of partners who clean the windows