Yongzheng Emperor, Tucao Emperor

A little eunuch was missing, pinching his throat and shouting, "If there is something to play, there is nothing to retreat to the court".

"Fourth brother, do you still remember the last time you talked to me?" Yinhu decisively interrupted the long talk, and brought up the past again, "I said that when it is appropriate, I will naturally tell you who the person I love is—"

Yinzhen supported his forehead, feeling powerless in his heart that the sky is dark, the sky is falling, the sky is shaking, the earth is shattering, and the earth is destroyed. There is no beauty that lasts forever, and the only thing he wants to do now is to put all the evils that the seventh brother has brought down into the stomachs of their respective foreheads. If you can't give birth, don't give birth. If you can't, hurry up and force marriage.Everyone is not worried, they have to get together and swear to the sky, a second brother is enough for the excitement, the passionate battle in the bathroom is almost going to be offered a small chrysanthemum by the owner of the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, and later that guy Thirteen doesn't know How could he be so bold that he would intimidate everyone with his domineering aura at the blind date meeting, and in the end he had an inseparable fight with Xiao Ba, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

Hurrying the most tolerant super-endurance now, the door of the eight sage kings' capital is opened, and the countdown to the time when Yinzhen, who is far away in the sky, will meet sooner or later can be counted down by the second.

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There are three advantages of a hot spring resort: beautiful scenery, health, and many tourists.

Hot spring pools have three advantages: slippery, foggy, and easy to knock down.

Humans are advanced mammals with two legs, and are naturally more adaptable to land. Because of this, when life forms with high IQs without gills and fins enter the water, especially landlubbers that sink twice, they want to stand up. Stability is not an easy task, especially when someone pushes you and suppresses you, the time has come for the organization to test the development of your cerebellum!

The battle situation is usually reversed between strength and weakness without paying attention. Yinhu, who was greatly irritated by Shisan, took a sip of wine and put it directly into the other party's mouth with a slight suspicion of plagiarism. The overflowing sake slid down the corner of his lips to his chin, A small path winds out, directly reaching the chest where the water surface has not passed.

"Fourth brother..."

Yinzhen stretched out a hand to wrap around Yinhu's neck, and at the moment when the atmosphere was suddenly charming, he suddenly opened the dangerous distance between the two of them.

Everything in life should be revived once, familiarized twice, and fell down again three times, which is mentally handicapped, and the matter of forced kissing is no exception, especially after being attacked by a master kisser, Yinzhen is also a person with emergency plans. Cooperating with Li Shenyan's wisdom, he can still handle such shameless emergencies properly.

It's a pity that Yinhu's plan was more detailed and far-sighted than Fourth Master's. He was really afraid that Fourth Brother would have no reaction, so he let him grow strawberries smoothly.

Stretching out his hand, Yinzhen was put down on the stone platform beside the pool, his hands were pulled above his head, and were tightly shackled on the surgeon Yinhu's fingertips.This picture is a good interpretation of what is meant by "the fish is on the chopping board and has to bow its head".

At this critical moment, Hong Kong demon boy Huang Yaoming slammed on the brakes again:

"I am afraid that the tragedy will happen again, my fate is hit, the more beautiful things are, the less I can touch..."

Taking advantage of Yinhu's one-second pause, Yinzhen quickly turned around and climbed ashore. Because of the excessive struggle, he accidentally choked on two mouthfuls of water, and picked up the call without looking at the call display: "cough cough—cough, Hello, I am Li Shenyan."

"...Brother, it's me." Yinzhen stared blankly at the phone in a daze, "What happened just now, I kept coughing."

"Ahem——you heard it wrong." Yinzhen felt embarrassed to tell the truth, so it is possible that he wanted to tell this fried-haired brother that the truth was because his good starling kissed him forcibly. Irrigated with water?Let's not talk about whether this matter is embarrassing or not. According to Fourteen's temperament, he is thankful that he didn't kill him with a kitchen knife. "Why did you call me at this time? What happened? Did today's filming go well?"

"Can't you find brother if you have nothing to do?" Yinzhen chuckled, and the lingering sound lingered.

Yinzhen looked at the waning moon, and swore sincerely: Although you are not very welcome at ordinary times, but in view of your precise harassment today, I reluctantly thank you.

"Brother, do you know who I met today?"

"Don't be tricky." Being regarded as a traitor by his younger brother is always unpleasant, so Yinzhen pulled the white towel around his waist.

"Huang Ama came to visit the set today, and actually told me that Wu Zhi is the eldest brother!"

Master Kang, please believe that with your incomparable gold finger, you can definitely show off on TV shows like Xing X Rubik's Cube, Heart X Garden, etc. The name is also thought of for you, so let's call it:

The love of a father is great, and it is a long way to find a child in a hundred years.

The author has something to say: The identity of the elder brother Yinti has been slightly adjusted, which will not affect the effect of viewing the article.

PS Thank you Lisu's Lei and Guijizi for your comments~

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32. The Tucao Emperor Appears ([-])...

In order to once again highlight his lofty status as a VIP member of the Appearance Association, Emperor Yongzheng was swept away by Professor Snape, the dean of the Snake Academy, who was overwhelmed by thousands of people. The unfortunate winner was JK Great God in the "Harry Potter" series A series of male characters, from Mr. Savior to the platinum dragon Draco, the main actors are treated indiscriminately, from the size of the eyes to the height and weight, this sullen film critic will not let go.

The little paparazzi sitting opposite looked at the fourth brother who was inseparable from the computer screen. His pair of slender hands were like two world famous songs, the golden snake dancing wildly, and the wild bee flying.

Convinced by this infinite enthusiasm for work, Yinyi automatically squats in a small dark room facing the wall, and self-reflects inwardly. Films, blogging every week, can be remembered in people's hearts all year round, become an ivy in the entertainment industry, and appear in the newspapers every now and then.

As Yinzhen's first reader after finishing the manuscript, Yinyi took on the role of narration for the thirteenth brother, clutching his stomach and circling the outline: "Hey, fourth brother, you really have no limit to your words and my character." Now, I am not afraid that the savior, Avada Kedavra, will send you back to the Qing Dynasty.

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Harry Potter and the Crooked History

——Talking about the casting aesthetics of the "Harry Potter" series

The ancient Chinese are infinitely wise, and countless ancient sayings have come true, for example, "It's not necessarily good to be old when you're young" in "Shi Shuo Xin Yu".The original meaning of this sentence is "It cannot be concluded that he will be successful in the future just because he is smart when he is young." In conclusion, countless child stars cannot escape the curse, including Shi Xiaolong and Macaulay Culkin. Therefore, behind every child star there is a history of regression from a white swan to an ugly duckling.

[It’s not your fault to abuse idioms, but the last sentence violates Grandpa Darwin’s "Theory of Evolution" and the purpose of the technological society in the 21st century: the words are silent and the power is confusing. 】

Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter, is undoubtedly a bright constellation in the thick and crooked history. The real records of the eight films in the "Harry Potter" series restore how the young lady deviated step by step from the camp of public aesthetics.When watching "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone", the pitiful appearance with big watery eyes embedded in the small face is amazing. How many girls and young women are open to motherhood, but they can be influenced by the endless potato chips and beef in the UK , the little boy gradually opened up, but it is a pity that he patronizes the horizontal development. It is a pity that his height is a mystery after all, but according to comparison and visual inspection, it can be guessed that the mark of 1 meters is difficult to break after all, and this height is in Asia. Men are regarded as the standard for judging whether they are third-class disabled, but in the European and American film circles where there are so many people, what a gaffe.

[Fourth brother, you don’t need to show off your fluent English produced by New Oriental. Chinese people please speak Chinese, thank you.In addition, regarding the height of 1 meters that may hurt some people's self-esteem, you can keep a low profile and keep a low profile. Should a passerby like me who barely broke the barrier due to congenital dysplasia express his inner gratitude...]

Of course, we have to believe that people are more popular than people. As long as there is a comparison, Dong Shi can also be taken away by Sister Feng from the No.1 throne in the reverse order of the beauty list.Therefore, the casting staff was very forward-looking, and gave Rupert Grint the important task of Ron, the male number two who was often robbed by Draco, and he also fulfilled his mission very much: let himself Harley's beauty is brought out by the remnants of his life!Therefore, I recommend that Mr. Ron buy beauty potions from Professor Snape, who he is the most dismissive of. Of course, this good wish will basically be broken because of the few gold Galleons left in the Weasley family.

No wonder the image of Ron in the fan works is usually described as "stupid, frizzy, and brainless". In front of thousands of face control, only a good skin can be overwhelmed by flowers and applause.

[About the Chinese and English questions, I have been unable to explain... As an illiterate, I mean Alexander. 】

As a general rule, any TV series and movies adapted from novels and comics will be severely criticized once they deviate from the original work, but I have reason to believe that if the director is willing to make drastic changes to the script, the well-established jack-of-all-trades will grow. ——Granger Hermione Miss married separately, Harry, Draco and even a lonely life are better than marrying Ron, I sincerely hope that in their wedding photos, the man next to Hermione will automatically put a mosaic on his face, marking "18 Please believe that the inner world of young children is pure and flawless, and seeing too many scary and lewd pictures is not conducive to the healthy development of body and mind.

[It turns out that fourth brother, you are a staff member of the China Children and Teenagers' Fund, and you are always concerned about the next generation of the motherland.