Yongzheng Emperor, Tucao Emperor
Chapter 34
Write an extra zero on it.Familiar with the old man's character, he would never talk to him with his first name and surname unless something important happened, Yinxiang restrained himself silently, and sat on a low futon stool.
"Take a good look." The old man pointed to a certain Weibo that had been forwarded hundreds of times, "I don't worry about you driving at night, if you plan to go out, you can find Uncle Yan."
I don't believe you can survive after reading this Weibo!Even the driver has been prepared for you, if you remain indifferent, I will be completely disappointed in you...
Yinxiang, who was already annoyed by the fact that the fourth brother followed the starlings for a honeymoon rehearsal, watched the "Li Shenyan live broadcast" one after another, completely calmed down. If he still cowers and cowers, patiently looking for opportunities and waiting for the relationship to come to fruition, he is really sorry for "Han Feiyang", the rogue skin wrapped in RMB and credit cards.
Saying goodbye to Mr. Han, who was watching the show with a smile and waiting for the good news, Yinxiang sat in his luxury car. He believed that when necessary, he had the obligation and selfishness to extend a humanitarian helping hand to the fourth brother, a refugee living in dire straits. .
Of course, Yinxiang was not alone in this war. Yinzhen, who was hit by mistake, abruptly stopped a physical activity that was on the rise with a phone call. Three or 10 minutes later, he hugged each other in an apartment in Deep Water Bay. The hugging young couple received a depressive version of the roaring phone call, and the superior's instructions were concise:
Find Fourteen and beat me hard!
Yin Zuo, who was sitting at the desk, bit the tip of his pen and carefully completed the homework of filling in the blanks of ancient Chinese poems.The titles of the ancient poems are serious and responsible, which makes people wonder whether the author of the title is living a cold and bleak married life. What is the intention of asking an innocent, lively and lovely primary school first grader to fill in Du Mu's famous harem mourning poem? !
"The sky is as cool as water at night, sit and watch Altair Vega."
This seems to be the true psychological portrayal of some people at the moment. Most of the lonely nerds who have long-term sexual disharmony and unrelieved desires will have distorted personalities. If you are depressed and decadent, you will know how to count the stars and talk about life, and it will be gone in the blink of an eye.
By the way, I heard that the second brother and his high-ranking friends who are engaged in tourism development have gone to a field trip to a ski hot spring resort.
The sound insulation effect of the small hot spring hotel does not meet the national standard. Passing through the long corridor, Yinrong's ears can hear the harmonious mosaic sound that seems to be mixed in the TV program.
With sweaty palms, Yin Reng kept moving towards the target, standing at the door, and the sound from the wall across the wall leaked out of his ears.
"Fourth brother, don't move!"
"Stop, stop, stop! Thirteen, it won't work over there, take it away quickly! It's uncomfortable!"
"Fourth brother, don't make useless resistance, it's better to accept the reality."
"Why did you help that bastard Shisan! Eighth brother!"
What is this doing?The legendary 3P?It also seems to be compulsive!Are they using small props, playing with bondage?Back then, the leader of the Eighth Master Party and the followers of the Fourth Master Party actually worked together to share a big meal? !A series of questions made Yinfeng feel top-heavy. He hurriedly compared Mao Xuan and sighed: My poor fourth brother, your fortress certainly followed what Mao Zedong said, but it was broken from the inside by your own people... Don't worry, the second brother is here come to save you!
"You stay with me—"
When Yinfeng kicked open the door of the double room impatiently, even without the cooperation of sound and light behind him, it still brought out the majestic and majestic majesty of the prince, and he was ready to catch the adulterer in bed and kill the adulterer with a club Prepared, but the scene in front of me was unexpected: three brothers sitting on the bed with different images, two younger brothers surrounded Yinzhen's body, and after close-up of the camera, it is not difficult to see the forehead, nose bridge and cheeks covered with white stripes, Yin Xiang, who was facing the door, reacted the fastest, and waved: "Second brother, we lack three mahjong and one, so we can only play cards. It's just right for you to come~"
Yinzhen looked at the person with a gloomy face, his face was like a stove that hadn't been washed for many years, it was black all the way, and the culprit was the small white stripe on the tip of his nose, which moved up and down regularly with his breathing.
"Hey, prince, why are you here to join in the fun this big night? Could it be possible to investigate the tourism market in this area for investment like Thirteenth Brother?"
Lao Ba, who held Yinzhen's shoulders, smiled slightly, and the high-frequency sound of teeth grinding approached the ultrasonic wave, and everyone who heard it was accompanied by adverse reactions of nausea, retching, nausea and fear.
The author has something to say: there are two more chapters later~
34
Punishment Games for Adults
The biggest advantage of adults is that they can have some color when joking, and there is no taboo to play punishment games.
Yinzhen's unexpectedly good luck tonight came to an abrupt end after he took off the coats, sweaters and trousers of the three brothers in succession. The three gentle scum saw that they were going to imitate Adam and use leaves to cover key parts, and immediately launched a Jedi counterattack.They are obviously the successful attackers of the Fourth Brother Yurou, so how come the one sitting on top is still fully dressed, but he undresses himself silently and powerlessly?
This is not a good sign.
The three of Yinrong, Yinhu and Yinxiang opened the encrypted midnight channel, and secretly communicated with the songs, so that they would not let Yongzheng benefit the common people.Modern society emphasizes a win-win situation. Since there is a great win-win situation waiting for you and me to create together, those who do not cooperate with each other should be dragged off to study junior high school politics to see if other underage children understand the importance of cooperation. With the absence of the film king Shisi who was unable to summon his biological brother after every response, they should work together to open up the situation and add a lot to their respective records.
Turning around, Yinzhen fell from the throne of General Changsheng, and seeing Yinreng's inquisitive face, he knew that something was wrong: "Fourth brother, second brother's human leather coat is really a bit cold. Speaking of which, when you were young How many times have I helped you through clothes, or let you help me this time?"
Yinzhen is a real warrior, he doesn't bother to face the miserable life, how difficult it is to put on a dress, I'm afraid it will be too late for you to regret it.Picking up a pair of pants from the ground with a blank expression, squatting down/body up: "Second brother, lift your feet."
As soon as Yinreng lowered his head, he could clearly see that someone's back was showing off because of bending over. What's more terrible was that this fourth younger brother was wearing low-waisted jeans which was rare for a show!Although it's just an obscure curve, but combined with the feeling of the bathroom last time - can you stop giving him Shiquan Dabu soup as soon as he comes up!If you eat ginseng every day, it will be strange if you don't eat ginseng!
Second brother, even Sima Zhao is clear about your evil intentions, only Xiao Shi's level will drill into it.
Comrade Yinzhen has a small mind, and he should severely crack down on this kind of people's public nuisance who only knows how to tease himself, and kill the chicken for the other two monkeys to see.Deliberately slow down the speed of putting on the pants, and deliberately look up at the second brother who is in a trance from time to time, so that you can taste the tingling feeling of feathers across the soles of your feet.
Shisan and Laoba stared at the visual feast with bated breath, and repented for being wrong. The fourth brother is actually not the queen, but a natural stupefier. He didn't realize that his irritating behavior was purely suicidal. Fortunately, he had him The two are supervisors so that a small chrysanthemum will not wither and no one will sleep tonight.
"Second brother," Yinzhen chuckled and slowly got up, "Are you satisfied with my brother's service?"
Chinese characters are extensive and profound, puns kill people...
The biggest difference between poisonous mushrooms and poppies is that the former is not easy to be addicted to. People who eat them by mistake and send them to the doctor will be more careful. They will automatically detour three feet when they see the mushrooms that have just come off the catwalk of Paris Fashion Week, while the latter are very addictive, knowing that Don't touch it at will, it's still hard to let go, once you have it, you want to do it a second time.
Yinzhen is not a poisonous mushroom, because Yinhu and Yinxiang didn't learn from their predecessors and insisted on savoring the glamorous beauty of the deadly poppy. On the one hand, they blamed themselves for asking the fourth brother to help them dress and put on their pants, and on the other hand, they felt that the fourth brother moved too fast. Before he had a good time to think about it, he returned to his appearance of a beast in clothes.
In order to increase the excitement and unpredictability of the game, the three of them got along with a bad idea. The four of them drew lots to collect numbers before each card draw, and then asked the winner to designate one of them to do something. Of course, the winner's character is not good. Sometimes he will commit evil by himself, and if he wants to watch other people's good show but is watched by others, he is destined to be ridiculed.
"Thirteen!" Yinhu took the first round after winning the new rules smoothly, and pondered for a while, "Please No. 3 to perform a strip show in public."
At this time, the clock was pointing to exactly 12 o'clock, and the rest of the three people trembled: the hospital is indeed a place that depresses human nature. I always thought that the pink nurse in the island hospital's love action movie was dedicated to art, but it was not the case. A prince like Yinhu, who has received traditional feudal education, can be so large-scale, it really is suffocating...
Opening the ball of paper tremblingly, Yinhu let out a long breath first, then Yinxiang also felt relieved, then——
"Second brother, you shouldn't have asked me to help you get dressed just now." Yinzhen spread out the piece of paper in his hand with a calm heart, and the blood red 4 was written in the center, which became the last straw that crushed Yinreng.
Yinreng took off efficiently, quickly and openly, without a trace of posturing or affectation.Why be envious and jealous of a figure that can be directly dragged to the Louvre as an exhibit, Ye is the ultimate dream of all men, Yin Reng is full of self-confidence, leaving only a pair of small underpants, blowing on the hot air conditioner and struggling at the mahjong table.
Of course, a man's self-esteem is still relatively noble and fragile. Yinfeng was determined to save face, and vowed to beat the old eighth to the ground. The sky is as one wishes, and it will be his turn to win the second lap, breaking the boat and breaking the boat. Open the mouth: "Please No. 2 perform a striptease in public."
It seems that the prince really spent his money
"Take a good look." The old man pointed to a certain Weibo that had been forwarded hundreds of times, "I don't worry about you driving at night, if you plan to go out, you can find Uncle Yan."
I don't believe you can survive after reading this Weibo!Even the driver has been prepared for you, if you remain indifferent, I will be completely disappointed in you...
Yinxiang, who was already annoyed by the fact that the fourth brother followed the starlings for a honeymoon rehearsal, watched the "Li Shenyan live broadcast" one after another, completely calmed down. If he still cowers and cowers, patiently looking for opportunities and waiting for the relationship to come to fruition, he is really sorry for "Han Feiyang", the rogue skin wrapped in RMB and credit cards.
Saying goodbye to Mr. Han, who was watching the show with a smile and waiting for the good news, Yinxiang sat in his luxury car. He believed that when necessary, he had the obligation and selfishness to extend a humanitarian helping hand to the fourth brother, a refugee living in dire straits. .
Of course, Yinxiang was not alone in this war. Yinzhen, who was hit by mistake, abruptly stopped a physical activity that was on the rise with a phone call. Three or 10 minutes later, he hugged each other in an apartment in Deep Water Bay. The hugging young couple received a depressive version of the roaring phone call, and the superior's instructions were concise:
Find Fourteen and beat me hard!
Yin Zuo, who was sitting at the desk, bit the tip of his pen and carefully completed the homework of filling in the blanks of ancient Chinese poems.The titles of the ancient poems are serious and responsible, which makes people wonder whether the author of the title is living a cold and bleak married life. What is the intention of asking an innocent, lively and lovely primary school first grader to fill in Du Mu's famous harem mourning poem? !
"The sky is as cool as water at night, sit and watch Altair Vega."
This seems to be the true psychological portrayal of some people at the moment. Most of the lonely nerds who have long-term sexual disharmony and unrelieved desires will have distorted personalities. If you are depressed and decadent, you will know how to count the stars and talk about life, and it will be gone in the blink of an eye.
By the way, I heard that the second brother and his high-ranking friends who are engaged in tourism development have gone to a field trip to a ski hot spring resort.
The sound insulation effect of the small hot spring hotel does not meet the national standard. Passing through the long corridor, Yinrong's ears can hear the harmonious mosaic sound that seems to be mixed in the TV program.
With sweaty palms, Yin Reng kept moving towards the target, standing at the door, and the sound from the wall across the wall leaked out of his ears.
"Fourth brother, don't move!"
"Stop, stop, stop! Thirteen, it won't work over there, take it away quickly! It's uncomfortable!"
"Fourth brother, don't make useless resistance, it's better to accept the reality."
"Why did you help that bastard Shisan! Eighth brother!"
What is this doing?The legendary 3P?It also seems to be compulsive!Are they using small props, playing with bondage?Back then, the leader of the Eighth Master Party and the followers of the Fourth Master Party actually worked together to share a big meal? !A series of questions made Yinfeng feel top-heavy. He hurriedly compared Mao Xuan and sighed: My poor fourth brother, your fortress certainly followed what Mao Zedong said, but it was broken from the inside by your own people... Don't worry, the second brother is here come to save you!
"You stay with me—"
When Yinfeng kicked open the door of the double room impatiently, even without the cooperation of sound and light behind him, it still brought out the majestic and majestic majesty of the prince, and he was ready to catch the adulterer in bed and kill the adulterer with a club Prepared, but the scene in front of me was unexpected: three brothers sitting on the bed with different images, two younger brothers surrounded Yinzhen's body, and after close-up of the camera, it is not difficult to see the forehead, nose bridge and cheeks covered with white stripes, Yin Xiang, who was facing the door, reacted the fastest, and waved: "Second brother, we lack three mahjong and one, so we can only play cards. It's just right for you to come~"
Yinzhen looked at the person with a gloomy face, his face was like a stove that hadn't been washed for many years, it was black all the way, and the culprit was the small white stripe on the tip of his nose, which moved up and down regularly with his breathing.
"Hey, prince, why are you here to join in the fun this big night? Could it be possible to investigate the tourism market in this area for investment like Thirteenth Brother?"
Lao Ba, who held Yinzhen's shoulders, smiled slightly, and the high-frequency sound of teeth grinding approached the ultrasonic wave, and everyone who heard it was accompanied by adverse reactions of nausea, retching, nausea and fear.
The author has something to say: there are two more chapters later~
34
Punishment Games for Adults
The biggest advantage of adults is that they can have some color when joking, and there is no taboo to play punishment games.
Yinzhen's unexpectedly good luck tonight came to an abrupt end after he took off the coats, sweaters and trousers of the three brothers in succession. The three gentle scum saw that they were going to imitate Adam and use leaves to cover key parts, and immediately launched a Jedi counterattack.They are obviously the successful attackers of the Fourth Brother Yurou, so how come the one sitting on top is still fully dressed, but he undresses himself silently and powerlessly?
This is not a good sign.
The three of Yinrong, Yinhu and Yinxiang opened the encrypted midnight channel, and secretly communicated with the songs, so that they would not let Yongzheng benefit the common people.Modern society emphasizes a win-win situation. Since there is a great win-win situation waiting for you and me to create together, those who do not cooperate with each other should be dragged off to study junior high school politics to see if other underage children understand the importance of cooperation. With the absence of the film king Shisi who was unable to summon his biological brother after every response, they should work together to open up the situation and add a lot to their respective records.
Turning around, Yinzhen fell from the throne of General Changsheng, and seeing Yinreng's inquisitive face, he knew that something was wrong: "Fourth brother, second brother's human leather coat is really a bit cold. Speaking of which, when you were young How many times have I helped you through clothes, or let you help me this time?"
Yinzhen is a real warrior, he doesn't bother to face the miserable life, how difficult it is to put on a dress, I'm afraid it will be too late for you to regret it.Picking up a pair of pants from the ground with a blank expression, squatting down/body up: "Second brother, lift your feet."
As soon as Yinreng lowered his head, he could clearly see that someone's back was showing off because of bending over. What's more terrible was that this fourth younger brother was wearing low-waisted jeans which was rare for a show!Although it's just an obscure curve, but combined with the feeling of the bathroom last time - can you stop giving him Shiquan Dabu soup as soon as he comes up!If you eat ginseng every day, it will be strange if you don't eat ginseng!
Second brother, even Sima Zhao is clear about your evil intentions, only Xiao Shi's level will drill into it.
Comrade Yinzhen has a small mind, and he should severely crack down on this kind of people's public nuisance who only knows how to tease himself, and kill the chicken for the other two monkeys to see.Deliberately slow down the speed of putting on the pants, and deliberately look up at the second brother who is in a trance from time to time, so that you can taste the tingling feeling of feathers across the soles of your feet.
Shisan and Laoba stared at the visual feast with bated breath, and repented for being wrong. The fourth brother is actually not the queen, but a natural stupefier. He didn't realize that his irritating behavior was purely suicidal. Fortunately, he had him The two are supervisors so that a small chrysanthemum will not wither and no one will sleep tonight.
"Second brother," Yinzhen chuckled and slowly got up, "Are you satisfied with my brother's service?"
Chinese characters are extensive and profound, puns kill people...
The biggest difference between poisonous mushrooms and poppies is that the former is not easy to be addicted to. People who eat them by mistake and send them to the doctor will be more careful. They will automatically detour three feet when they see the mushrooms that have just come off the catwalk of Paris Fashion Week, while the latter are very addictive, knowing that Don't touch it at will, it's still hard to let go, once you have it, you want to do it a second time.
Yinzhen is not a poisonous mushroom, because Yinhu and Yinxiang didn't learn from their predecessors and insisted on savoring the glamorous beauty of the deadly poppy. On the one hand, they blamed themselves for asking the fourth brother to help them dress and put on their pants, and on the other hand, they felt that the fourth brother moved too fast. Before he had a good time to think about it, he returned to his appearance of a beast in clothes.
In order to increase the excitement and unpredictability of the game, the three of them got along with a bad idea. The four of them drew lots to collect numbers before each card draw, and then asked the winner to designate one of them to do something. Of course, the winner's character is not good. Sometimes he will commit evil by himself, and if he wants to watch other people's good show but is watched by others, he is destined to be ridiculed.
"Thirteen!" Yinhu took the first round after winning the new rules smoothly, and pondered for a while, "Please No. 3 to perform a strip show in public."
At this time, the clock was pointing to exactly 12 o'clock, and the rest of the three people trembled: the hospital is indeed a place that depresses human nature. I always thought that the pink nurse in the island hospital's love action movie was dedicated to art, but it was not the case. A prince like Yinhu, who has received traditional feudal education, can be so large-scale, it really is suffocating...
Opening the ball of paper tremblingly, Yinhu let out a long breath first, then Yinxiang also felt relieved, then——
"Second brother, you shouldn't have asked me to help you get dressed just now." Yinzhen spread out the piece of paper in his hand with a calm heart, and the blood red 4 was written in the center, which became the last straw that crushed Yinreng.
Yinreng took off efficiently, quickly and openly, without a trace of posturing or affectation.Why be envious and jealous of a figure that can be directly dragged to the Louvre as an exhibit, Ye is the ultimate dream of all men, Yin Reng is full of self-confidence, leaving only a pair of small underpants, blowing on the hot air conditioner and struggling at the mahjong table.
Of course, a man's self-esteem is still relatively noble and fragile. Yinfeng was determined to save face, and vowed to beat the old eighth to the ground. The sky is as one wishes, and it will be his turn to win the second lap, breaking the boat and breaking the boat. Open the mouth: "Please No. 2 perform a striptease in public."
It seems that the prince really spent his money
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