Yongzheng Emperor, Tucao Emperor
Chapter 43
Salvationally assimilated by the laughing audience.However, I sincerely believe that the vast majority of your film reviews are more willing to read your relationship history than to read your analysis of the basic love in Ha 7. 】
Although the film's skill in storytelling is low, the strategy of moving people with emotion still keeps the audience from peeing all the way, and successfully avoids the unfinished end of the dog's tail.But there is no doubt that the biggest highlight of the movie is not "love", but "cheat".
The protagonist's law of immortality has a long shelf life. From birth to the end of the war, Harry enjoyed the benefits of Golden Finger.Take Ha 7down as an example, the Gringotts roller coaster without any danger, using the dragon as a mount to escape safely after destroying the building, taking Draco with him when escaping from the fire in the room of emergency and still narrowly escaped death, and jumping off the building with the Dark Lord" In the process of "sacrificing love", destroying the house by hitting the wall with the head can still ensure that there is no injury. The skill of Shaolin Iron Head Kung Fu may even be ashamed after watching it. Even the ultimate showdown that thousands of people are looking forward to is so hasty, the production team is really lazy. suspicion.
[Fourth brother, you also have to think about the wealth and life of JK and the crew, right?If the savior just hangs up like this, it's really cheating! 】
In the eyes of tolerant audiences, the protagonist omnipotence is nothing more than Tom Sue's tendency towards the stallion, which is more or less acceptable, but the No. 7 golden finger random opening in Ha 1 is the chubby Dunaway Longbottom!First of all, the slimming effect of Xiaopangdun is remarkable, and he was reborn overnight as a chic, handsome, upright and mature handsome guy, which made the majority of male compatriots in the world have a little fantasy about their future appearance. Who said that there are only "3 female big changes" in the world?Here is a living example!Secondly, let’s not mention the old hero, Crucible Killer is possessed by the law of immortality. Three minutes ago, he was laughing at the Death Eaters who could only stare at the protective net. Three minutes later, he was flooded by the evil forces of ants Flooded, but the ending is that the death of the ants is not a pity, and Neville, the golden bell cover, bravely ventured into the world, silently climbed up the wooden board with a small hand, with a silly smile on his face and a boundless aura.In the end, Neville successfully embraced the beauty Luna back, which is really surprising
[Hong Guoguo's jealousy. 】
[Jiu Ye messed in: Fourth brother doesn't need to be jealous, countless beauties want to fall into his arms, but it's a pity that fourth brother refuses. 】
[Fourth brother is not so broad-minded, and the four of them can't be killed together. 】
[Yongzheng: Screen swiping is prohibited!Ban version chat! 】
And the most unified laughter in the audience remembered that when "19 years later" was played on the big screen, Harry's demeanor remained unchanged and his height remained the same, but why did Ginny's middle-aged women's attire not feel out of place at all?Hermione has grown into a generation of capable British strong women, but Ron is an old man with a beer belly and a faint bald head.As for the platinum family, Draco and his little scorpion were completely marginalized, and passer-by had more roles than him.I sincerely pray that their youngest son Albus Severus Potter will not follow his father's old path, Scorpius Malfoy will pass on the platinum glory, the young ladies are all potential stocks, and the next Hogwarts legend will be made by They create.
Ten years of Harry Potter, seven novels, and eight movies have brought us countless laughter and tears. Whether it is wonderful or not, it will definitely be recorded in the annals of world film. We will cherish the first touch and the last trick .
[Actually, I think the word "cheat" is really inconsistent, more so than Ginny. 】
42. Listen to Dad
Little Suzi's nightmare came true, who didn't know if he was reincarnated or not. He neither threw a bowl nor yelled at the top of his voice to run away from home. The result of a night of passion was that Yinzhen returned to a paralyzed expression. He ate three meals a day. Must answer with a respectful attitude, just like a person who has nothing to do, eat delicious food, drink spicy food, the sun rises as usual, the moon waxes and wanes, the sea tide ebbs and flows, no matter if there is one more person or one less person, the earth still rotates silently in the universe.
Yinzhen's performance is quite remarkable. After all, Aixinjueluo is also a bloody man who entered the pass on horseback. Playing passive and pretending to be an ostrich has never been their strong point.While squeezing his own sleep time to complete the filming work, and reporting to Deep Water Bay every day, Yinzhen felt that it would be best to be vented by the fourth brother as a human sandbag.
"Why bother." Looking up at the door of the master bedroom on the second floor that slammed shut, the second brother patted Fourteen on the shoulder like a brother in distress, "Do you have lunch here? It's from the Jiangnan cuisine series. If not Eat or go home, look at it like this, the fourth brother is still locked in the room to watch a movie today."
To be honest, the few of them really agree with the fourteenth brother’s preemptive approach. Although Bawang’s aggressive behavior violates various laws of the People’s Republic of China, if he wants to take the newly enlightened Yumu’s head, he still has to do it. They really need some tricks: they are not blessed to endure the sadomasochism of parting from life and death. If Yinzhen just drives west, they would rather stay by his side silently for the rest of his life; It's just that the speed is hard to control. If it is done well, the husband and wife will both change their homes. If it is not done well, Yinzhen, who is more rational than emotional, will directly shave his hair and become a monk, hide in some deep mountain and old forest to see through the red dust and become immortal.
The status quo of the "four nos" of "no resistance, no fighting back, no crying and no trouble" is obviously not the best ending, but there is still some distance from the snail and turtle retracting into its shell. The fire of hope is not extinguished, and there is still tomorrow ahead.
The first priority now is how to get the fourth child to let go of his psychological defenses. If they can accept the incest and immorality, it doesn't mean Yinzhen can too. Wake up the sleeping Troubleshooter: Kang Dae.
In this life, Kangxi is determined to be a 24-year-old filial father. He can find this exclusive consultant for any work, emotional, and financial problems. Of course, he still has some old naughty thoughts in terms of income and expenditure. He can support anyone, but he can’t Giving financial subsidies to Yinyu, every time I meet my sons, I think Xiao Shi, who looks like a husky, is really cute.
Yinfeng has nothing to hide, and his feelings will finally be revealed in the light of day. To be honest, he explained the basic situation and expressed his wish that the Almighty Emperor Ama can help enlighten his fourth brother.
"It's all evil fate." Kangxi opened the curtains of the guest room, and the night of New York burned under his feet.After pondering for a long time, I can be considered to understand a lot, "Forget it, let these boys do it themselves."
It is impossible to say that there is no entanglement, but let’s avoid the matter of beating mandarin ducks. After a hundred years of cultivation, we can cross the same boat, and after a thousand years of cultivation, we can sleep together. Yes, it is really a crime.
The next day, I will take the flight back to China. If the business is postponed, you can look for it again. If the business collapses, you can come again. The son is gone—well, he can’t find a second concubine Tong Guifei to help him pull out such a walking one. hormones.
Saturday afternoon.The weather is overcast.
It is advisable to watch DVDs, read books, watch TV at home, play various board games, couples roll sheets, roll sofas, roll bathrooms.
It is advisable to go out to buy vegetables, shoes and clothes, take a nap in a cafe, chat with friends and girlfriends, drink tea and go shopping.
Kangxi took his four sons to walk the route of being close to the people, pushing a trolley and carrying a small basket, and experienced the life of ordinary people at home in the supermarket.
"Huang Ama——" There was five seconds of silence, and Yinzhen felt that he was talking too much.
"Call me Dad." Kangxi seemed to be indistinguishable from the modern people, and the modern vocabulary spoke fluently, "I am not an emperor through the ages, and you are not the Yongzheng who works hard on the desk, so there is no need to be so serious."
"Well, Dad...Dad." Tongue tied, "I want to say, you bought too much."
Sure enough, Kangxi, who persevered in getting Maidun dog food from the shelf, came back to his senses, and half of the food in the trolley went to the dinner of that delicate dog with dried pickles and radishes.
"Don't you think they've lost a lot of weight recently, and they should supplement more nutrition." Kangxi calmed down, "Today is just our father and I chatting, so don't be too nervous. Speaking of which, I am not qualified to be a father. I don’t care too much, so I’ll take some time to talk to you, by the way, those guys have caused you a lot of trouble.”
"It's okay." Yinzhen said contradictoryly, now the whole family is working together, united and friendly, and there is also Xiao Shi as a joke maker, life is going smoothly and laughing often, it's too late for him to snicker at this situation, but brother It's another thing for younger brothers to think about climbing on him every day. People, being too popular is also a disaster.
"Actually, you also know why I'm looking for you today. I guess your second brother and the others are really desperate, so they only think of me, an old man who doesn't exist." Kangxi shrugged and raised his eyebrows, teasing himself, causing the corners of Yinzhen's mouth to twitch, Speechless, "Yinzhen, with your temperament, you must have read a lot of history books. Come, tell me, later generations comment on the reason why the Qing Dynasty was lonely at the end?"
The trolley turned and turned into the fresh food area. A group of middle-aged women chatting and gossiping seemed to be looking at a rare national treasure, and from time to time they said "new man..." "I don't know which girl is lucky to marry them" to the father and son. emotion.
"The harem intervenes in politics, the country is closed to the outside world, and the foreign powers invade."
Kangxi looked at his confused son, and was not in a hurry to explain: "Then what objective laws did Dayu control the water and Li Bing build Dujiangyan follow?"
"Dredging the river, not blocking the flood." Yinzhen, who has a lot of experience in water control, answered eloquently, "——Dad, are you here to ask me about history? Actually, if you don't want to look up information on the Internet, you can just make a phone call. That’s fine, there’s no need to rush back from work in the U.S. Air tickets are expensive now, fuel surcharges have increased, and flying around increases carbon emissions.”
It's not because of you that I traveled so far and worked tirelessly to come back!cannot
Although the film's skill in storytelling is low, the strategy of moving people with emotion still keeps the audience from peeing all the way, and successfully avoids the unfinished end of the dog's tail.But there is no doubt that the biggest highlight of the movie is not "love", but "cheat".
The protagonist's law of immortality has a long shelf life. From birth to the end of the war, Harry enjoyed the benefits of Golden Finger.Take Ha 7down as an example, the Gringotts roller coaster without any danger, using the dragon as a mount to escape safely after destroying the building, taking Draco with him when escaping from the fire in the room of emergency and still narrowly escaped death, and jumping off the building with the Dark Lord" In the process of "sacrificing love", destroying the house by hitting the wall with the head can still ensure that there is no injury. The skill of Shaolin Iron Head Kung Fu may even be ashamed after watching it. Even the ultimate showdown that thousands of people are looking forward to is so hasty, the production team is really lazy. suspicion.
[Fourth brother, you also have to think about the wealth and life of JK and the crew, right?If the savior just hangs up like this, it's really cheating! 】
In the eyes of tolerant audiences, the protagonist omnipotence is nothing more than Tom Sue's tendency towards the stallion, which is more or less acceptable, but the No. 7 golden finger random opening in Ha 1 is the chubby Dunaway Longbottom!First of all, the slimming effect of Xiaopangdun is remarkable, and he was reborn overnight as a chic, handsome, upright and mature handsome guy, which made the majority of male compatriots in the world have a little fantasy about their future appearance. Who said that there are only "3 female big changes" in the world?Here is a living example!Secondly, let’s not mention the old hero, Crucible Killer is possessed by the law of immortality. Three minutes ago, he was laughing at the Death Eaters who could only stare at the protective net. Three minutes later, he was flooded by the evil forces of ants Flooded, but the ending is that the death of the ants is not a pity, and Neville, the golden bell cover, bravely ventured into the world, silently climbed up the wooden board with a small hand, with a silly smile on his face and a boundless aura.In the end, Neville successfully embraced the beauty Luna back, which is really surprising
[Hong Guoguo's jealousy. 】
[Jiu Ye messed in: Fourth brother doesn't need to be jealous, countless beauties want to fall into his arms, but it's a pity that fourth brother refuses. 】
[Fourth brother is not so broad-minded, and the four of them can't be killed together. 】
[Yongzheng: Screen swiping is prohibited!Ban version chat! 】
And the most unified laughter in the audience remembered that when "19 years later" was played on the big screen, Harry's demeanor remained unchanged and his height remained the same, but why did Ginny's middle-aged women's attire not feel out of place at all?Hermione has grown into a generation of capable British strong women, but Ron is an old man with a beer belly and a faint bald head.As for the platinum family, Draco and his little scorpion were completely marginalized, and passer-by had more roles than him.I sincerely pray that their youngest son Albus Severus Potter will not follow his father's old path, Scorpius Malfoy will pass on the platinum glory, the young ladies are all potential stocks, and the next Hogwarts legend will be made by They create.
Ten years of Harry Potter, seven novels, and eight movies have brought us countless laughter and tears. Whether it is wonderful or not, it will definitely be recorded in the annals of world film. We will cherish the first touch and the last trick .
[Actually, I think the word "cheat" is really inconsistent, more so than Ginny. 】
42. Listen to Dad
Little Suzi's nightmare came true, who didn't know if he was reincarnated or not. He neither threw a bowl nor yelled at the top of his voice to run away from home. The result of a night of passion was that Yinzhen returned to a paralyzed expression. He ate three meals a day. Must answer with a respectful attitude, just like a person who has nothing to do, eat delicious food, drink spicy food, the sun rises as usual, the moon waxes and wanes, the sea tide ebbs and flows, no matter if there is one more person or one less person, the earth still rotates silently in the universe.
Yinzhen's performance is quite remarkable. After all, Aixinjueluo is also a bloody man who entered the pass on horseback. Playing passive and pretending to be an ostrich has never been their strong point.While squeezing his own sleep time to complete the filming work, and reporting to Deep Water Bay every day, Yinzhen felt that it would be best to be vented by the fourth brother as a human sandbag.
"Why bother." Looking up at the door of the master bedroom on the second floor that slammed shut, the second brother patted Fourteen on the shoulder like a brother in distress, "Do you have lunch here? It's from the Jiangnan cuisine series. If not Eat or go home, look at it like this, the fourth brother is still locked in the room to watch a movie today."
To be honest, the few of them really agree with the fourteenth brother’s preemptive approach. Although Bawang’s aggressive behavior violates various laws of the People’s Republic of China, if he wants to take the newly enlightened Yumu’s head, he still has to do it. They really need some tricks: they are not blessed to endure the sadomasochism of parting from life and death. If Yinzhen just drives west, they would rather stay by his side silently for the rest of his life; It's just that the speed is hard to control. If it is done well, the husband and wife will both change their homes. If it is not done well, Yinzhen, who is more rational than emotional, will directly shave his hair and become a monk, hide in some deep mountain and old forest to see through the red dust and become immortal.
The status quo of the "four nos" of "no resistance, no fighting back, no crying and no trouble" is obviously not the best ending, but there is still some distance from the snail and turtle retracting into its shell. The fire of hope is not extinguished, and there is still tomorrow ahead.
The first priority now is how to get the fourth child to let go of his psychological defenses. If they can accept the incest and immorality, it doesn't mean Yinzhen can too. Wake up the sleeping Troubleshooter: Kang Dae.
In this life, Kangxi is determined to be a 24-year-old filial father. He can find this exclusive consultant for any work, emotional, and financial problems. Of course, he still has some old naughty thoughts in terms of income and expenditure. He can support anyone, but he can’t Giving financial subsidies to Yinyu, every time I meet my sons, I think Xiao Shi, who looks like a husky, is really cute.
Yinfeng has nothing to hide, and his feelings will finally be revealed in the light of day. To be honest, he explained the basic situation and expressed his wish that the Almighty Emperor Ama can help enlighten his fourth brother.
"It's all evil fate." Kangxi opened the curtains of the guest room, and the night of New York burned under his feet.After pondering for a long time, I can be considered to understand a lot, "Forget it, let these boys do it themselves."
It is impossible to say that there is no entanglement, but let’s avoid the matter of beating mandarin ducks. After a hundred years of cultivation, we can cross the same boat, and after a thousand years of cultivation, we can sleep together. Yes, it is really a crime.
The next day, I will take the flight back to China. If the business is postponed, you can look for it again. If the business collapses, you can come again. The son is gone—well, he can’t find a second concubine Tong Guifei to help him pull out such a walking one. hormones.
Saturday afternoon.The weather is overcast.
It is advisable to watch DVDs, read books, watch TV at home, play various board games, couples roll sheets, roll sofas, roll bathrooms.
It is advisable to go out to buy vegetables, shoes and clothes, take a nap in a cafe, chat with friends and girlfriends, drink tea and go shopping.
Kangxi took his four sons to walk the route of being close to the people, pushing a trolley and carrying a small basket, and experienced the life of ordinary people at home in the supermarket.
"Huang Ama——" There was five seconds of silence, and Yinzhen felt that he was talking too much.
"Call me Dad." Kangxi seemed to be indistinguishable from the modern people, and the modern vocabulary spoke fluently, "I am not an emperor through the ages, and you are not the Yongzheng who works hard on the desk, so there is no need to be so serious."
"Well, Dad...Dad." Tongue tied, "I want to say, you bought too much."
Sure enough, Kangxi, who persevered in getting Maidun dog food from the shelf, came back to his senses, and half of the food in the trolley went to the dinner of that delicate dog with dried pickles and radishes.
"Don't you think they've lost a lot of weight recently, and they should supplement more nutrition." Kangxi calmed down, "Today is just our father and I chatting, so don't be too nervous. Speaking of which, I am not qualified to be a father. I don’t care too much, so I’ll take some time to talk to you, by the way, those guys have caused you a lot of trouble.”
"It's okay." Yinzhen said contradictoryly, now the whole family is working together, united and friendly, and there is also Xiao Shi as a joke maker, life is going smoothly and laughing often, it's too late for him to snicker at this situation, but brother It's another thing for younger brothers to think about climbing on him every day. People, being too popular is also a disaster.
"Actually, you also know why I'm looking for you today. I guess your second brother and the others are really desperate, so they only think of me, an old man who doesn't exist." Kangxi shrugged and raised his eyebrows, teasing himself, causing the corners of Yinzhen's mouth to twitch, Speechless, "Yinzhen, with your temperament, you must have read a lot of history books. Come, tell me, later generations comment on the reason why the Qing Dynasty was lonely at the end?"
The trolley turned and turned into the fresh food area. A group of middle-aged women chatting and gossiping seemed to be looking at a rare national treasure, and from time to time they said "new man..." "I don't know which girl is lucky to marry them" to the father and son. emotion.
"The harem intervenes in politics, the country is closed to the outside world, and the foreign powers invade."
Kangxi looked at his confused son, and was not in a hurry to explain: "Then what objective laws did Dayu control the water and Li Bing build Dujiangyan follow?"
"Dredging the river, not blocking the flood." Yinzhen, who has a lot of experience in water control, answered eloquently, "——Dad, are you here to ask me about history? Actually, if you don't want to look up information on the Internet, you can just make a phone call. That’s fine, there’s no need to rush back from work in the U.S. Air tickets are expensive now, fuel surcharges have increased, and flying around increases carbon emissions.”
It's not because of you that I traveled so far and worked tirelessly to come back!cannot
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