Idol behaviors do not increase fans

Han Xiu dressed in gold and silver and left chicly. Jiang Yang was bullied instead of revenge, but his hands were tied behind his back and his long legs were twisted around on the bed trying to untie the bondage.

Jiang Yang twisted his shoulders and buttocks to loosen the bindings on his body while cursing Han Xiu loudly: "Han Xiu, you son of a bitch with a white eye, I'll fuck you, I've worked so hard to take care of you all night, how dare you slander me!" .”

"Your grandfather, I'm going to take your skin off to make leather balls, boots, fur coats and leather gloves, and then wear you all day long and kick you and rub against the ground."

"When I am relieved, the first thing I will do is kick you to plant potatoes in Siberia."

"Ah, what crime have I done?"

Jiang Yang shouted tired and didn't loosen the data line sheet, and finally he lay on the bed hoarsely and twitched.

"I will spend my whole life to support you..."

An old song that outsiders laughed wildly after listening to it and Jiang Yang listened to it intoxicated suddenly rang in Mr. Jiang Yang's residence.

When Jiang Yang heard his cell phone ringing, he suddenly raised his head to look for the location of the phone, but he felt a little dizzy when he raised his head suddenly. He was dizzy and judged the location, so he wriggled pitifully to reach the phone.

The phone rang for a while, then Jiang Yang crawled to the side of the phone.

Jiang Yang glanced at the caller ID, it was a stranger.

He stretched his chin to answer the phone: "Hello? Who are you?"

"Your boss! Why did you forget the voice after a while?" Han Xiu leaned on a pillar and said leisurely.

"Fuck, you still have the face to call me, come back and untie it for me, do you hear?" Jiang Yang roared.

"Jiang Yang, you can't, I've been away for so long and you still haven't opened it, alas, no, no." Han Xiu clicked his tongue twice.

"Don't you know what the hell you are wearing yourself?" Jiang Yang roared again, "Come back and let me loose."

"I thought you praised me in the first half of the sentence." Han Xiu replied with a smile, "I didn't hear what you said in the second half."

"I'll tell you to come back and untie it." Jiang Yang repeated.

"What? I can't hear you. Isn't the signal bad?" Han Xiu deliberately straightened up to look for the signal.

"Untie it, untie this messy data cable" Jiang Yang yelled into the phone.

"What? What sister, your sister?" Han Xiu pretended to be stupid and stunned, speaking in a wrong way.

"Han, you did it on purpose." Jiang Yang finally understood.

"Then what can you do?" Han Xiu looked like a villain.

"Han Xiu, the way of heaven is reincarnation, I advise you to be kind." Jiang Yang said through gritted teeth.

"Sorry, I don't believe this." Han Xiu replied with a smile.

"Did you fucking call me just to see me laugh?"

"No, I don't want to see some hot searches tomorrow, like a teenager being tied up and starving to death in a rented house, so I will provide you with a way out." Han Xiu said innocently and kindly.

"Get out!" Jiang Yang wished he could use all his lifelong knowledge of swearing on Han Xiu, a bitch, and let him know what it means to be a bully.But now he can't remember anything.

"Don't yell at me!" Han Xiu almost choked Jiang Yang to death by imitating the sentence in the movie.

Jiang Yang was stunned for a full five seconds, how should he answer this? !

"You beg me, say you are wrong, and I will go back and save you." Han Xiu asked for a condition.

"I was wrong, brother, please." Jiang Yang followed the pole and got off.

"OK, wait for me." Han Xiu was very happy.

Jiang Yang felt that Han Xiu was really naive.

"My house key is on the door, you can reach it." Jiang Yang did not forget to remind him at the end.

"Got it." Han Xiu hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

Jiang Yang hung up the phone without saying anything else.

He sighed and tilted his head to the side of the phone, waiting for Han Xiu to turn back to rescue him.The tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs!

Han Xiu kept his word and arrived after a while.

He easily got the key on the door, opened the door and entered Jiang Yang's cabin.

He went in and saw Jiang Yang lying on the ground with a blanket wrapped around his body, looking funny.

Han Xiu walked over and pulled off the blanket that was in the way, and then went to untie the messy data cables. Who knows what happened, he obviously didn't bother too much, but now he can't even find an exit.

"Fuck" Jiang Yang cursed with a chill on his body, and suddenly let out a pain: "Hey, my wrist."

"Oh my god, you're fine and messing around. You can't even untie it now." Han Xiu pulled the ball of thread for a long time and didn't come up with a trick. He looked at the ball of thread seriously and complained to Jiang Yang.

"Hey, you tied me and blamed me for untying it?" Jiang Yang was taken aback by his forceful words.

"Don't move!" Han Xiu slapped Jiang Yang's twisting buttocks, trying to get in the way.

Jiang Yang only felt that his butt was hot, and he didn't dare to move too much. Han Xiu said whatever he said, so why should he ask others now!

Han Xiu wanted to take out the lighter several times, light it and cut it with a knife, but he was so frightened that he cheered up and shouted to his brother not to, so he gave up.

The data cable is tightly tied to the wrist. If you use a knife or fire, you can't guarantee that you won't cause any life problems. It's scary to think about it. Jiang Yang doesn't dare to mess around, and he hasn't married a wife yet.

The two discussed how to solve it, and finally solved it.

When he untied it, Jiang Yang had a deep red mark on his wrist.It's easy to say once the hand is released from the leg.

Han Xiu saw that he had nothing to do, so he wandered around in Jiang Yang's room, opened the refrigerator, um, there is Coke, let's get a bottle, so he sat on the sofa of Jiang Yang's house, drinking iced Coke and playing with his mobile phone The appearance of the second uncle.

Jiang Yang put on his clothes and came out. He had complicated emotions towards Han Xiu. He looked at the back of Han Xiu's head and thought: Should he be beaten up or covered in a burlap bag?In the end, they were all rejected, hungry and boring.This cruel reality!

"I saved you, you treat me to dinner." Han Xiu said.

"Please eat a fart, you are the chief culprit." Jiang Yang said viciously.

"Turn your face and deny people, right?" Han Xiu looked at him and sneered.

"My family only has instant noodles, so you can eat it if you want, and forget it if you don't." Jiang Yang didn't want to have any conflicts with him anymore, and the morning was boring.

"Eat." Han Xiu replied immediately, and then said: "Get me an egg, a sausage, and some cabbage in the instant noodles, or I won't be able to eat it."

"You think this is a restaurant, and you want fried eggs, sausage, and cabbage? Tell you what to cook and eat." Jiang Yang's tantrum suddenly came up, and he went into the kitchen angrily.

"At least there is an egg." Han Xiu whispered behind his back, he didn't dare to speak loudly for fear of being yelled at.

Jiang Yang puts cabbage, eggs and ham sausage into the boiled instant noodles.

"Come over here, why are you still waiting for me to bring it to you in person!" Jiang Yang shouted confidently after he realized that he had done a good job.

Han Xiu hurried over to bring the instant noodles, and when he saw that there were vegetables and eggs in the noodles, he immediately showed a flattering smile like a puppy.

Jiang Yang has seen through Han Xiu, and turning his face is faster than turning a book. When you need you, you are an angel, and when you don't need you, you are a slave!

Jiang Yang tried his best to keep a straight face while he still had some confidence, and decided not to say a word to Han Xiu during the meal.

Unexpectedly, Han Xiu always wanted to steal the ham in his bowl.

"My surname is Han, I suspect that you just want to have a meal when you come back." Jiang Yang said while holding the chopsticks that Han Xiu stretched out.

There was a slight pause in Han Xiu's eyes, well, that's almost the reason.

Jiang Yang glared at Han Xiu, pushed Han Xiu's chopsticks hard, and ran to a corner of the room to eat while holding the bowl.While eating, he guarded the bowl with his hands, and his small eyes kept glancing in Han Xiu's direction.

In this way, eating a meal is like acting in a spy war drama.

"I cook the rice, you wash the bowls." Jiang Yang handed two bowls to Han Xiu for him to wash.

"I won't." Han Xiu refused with his hands behind his back and his head raised.

"You can eat, but why can't you wash the dishes? Is my bowl not worthy of your hands?" Jiang Yang picked up the short sleeves Han Xiu was wearing and asked.

"Go, brush it right away, or I'll yell at you." Jiang Yang frightened Han Xiu fiercely.

"Are you willing to put your hundreds of thousands of clothes into the kitchen?" Han Xiu asked

He glanced at Jiang Yang.

"You you you..." How dare you threaten me with my clothes?Jiang Yang felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, okay, you won.

"I'll brush, you take off my clothes." Jiang Yang made a compromise.

"Okay." Han Xiu spread his hands.

So Jiang Yang took the bowl and went to wash it.

The Tao is one foot tall and the devil is one foot high, but Jiang Yang was still defeated.He entered the house with his front feet, and Han Xiu's child wiped his mouth with his back feet and slipped away. By the way, he took away the important items in his vomited clothes, and also took away the keys of Jiang Yang's house.

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