Idol behaviors do not increase fans

"Ah, it's too bad, it's too bad. Don't do it, stop it, I really can't do it."

"Call me twice, and I'll let you go."

"I don't~"

"If you say I won't mess with you, say it quickly, otherwise I will never end."

"Fuck, don't do it," followed by a series of male voices: "Ahahahaha"

The car jerked and jolted, and the faces of passers-by turned red with shock. They covered the child's eyes and ears and cursed in a low voice, and hurried away, "In public places, alas, people in broad daylight are, alas, immoral!"

"No, no, no, my face is frozen with laughter, don't mess with me anymore, don't play Guochao's sand sculpture music, don't send me text emoticons anymore, let's end today's conversation, I'm tired. "Jiang Yang covered his stomach and laughed and collapsed on the back of the car seat.

"No, it doesn't count if I don't say it's over. Come again, I haven't done enough." Han Xiu said, going up to pull Jiang Yang again.

Jiang Yang laughed so hard that he was really bored. He slapped Han Xiu's outstretched hand and said with a smile, "Let's fight again next time. This time we really won't move. We have been fighting for half an hour. From Xia, Shang, Western Zhou to Ming and Qing Dynasties, from sperm//zi egg//zi shou//jing// egg to the little old man with white beard, from head to toe, from leather to bone, I am really tired, Kneel down, little man, oh, no, it's Xiao Han." After speaking, he remembered the little man who had slipped his tongue just now and smiled again.

"Hahaha." Han Xiu also laughed.

"Really, let's go back to the simple money transfer relationship in the past, I beg you." Jiang Yang laughed so hard that his throat hurt, and he held his mobile phone to show Han Xiu. The chat record between the two of them today is almost breaking the record. Scrolling up is full of words, emoticons, funny jokes, sand sculpture videos.

Who can imagine that two people face to face use WeChat to fight each other and post emoticons, and they can't stop at all.

Jiang Yang yelled at Han Xiu to stop posting, and he would not reply to his message again, but he couldn't hold Han Xiu's hand and let Han Xiu send it first, and then he went back with the brackets.

Han Xiu also repeatedly said that it was the last time, but Jiang Yang sent him a funny joke in the next second, forcing him to stop at all.

"Brother, stop, don't show off. I'm going to laugh so hard, ah, my face." Jiang Yang turned off the phone and still rested his chin on the side to rub his face stiff from laughing.

"The dog barks twice, or I will fight endlessly, and the music will start." Han Xiu said and played the classic soundtrack from the sand sculpture dance video with the supreme logo of Guochao again to make him laugh.

He knew that Jiang Yang was sensitive to this song, so he made sure that Jiang Yang would twist up and dance awkwardly when it was played.

"I called me, the music stopped, stopped, don't make me laugh anymore." Jiang Yang was curled into a ball by Han Xiu, growling and barking twice indiscriminately

Han Xiu was also amused by Jiang Yang's call, his eyes were filled with tears, and then he slightly turned off the music with trembling hands.

"Let's be more mature and prudent. After all, we are considered stars of tomorrow. There will be tens of millions of fans in the future. This is not okay. Public relations will cost money, money! Now please pay attention to your image and don't let people use it to threaten us after it is photographed. We want to save money!" Jiang Yang suddenly sat down and said seriously.

Han Xiu looked at him with poking eyes, and burst out laughing out of his mouth.

"Hahaha." Seeing Han Xiu's small appearance, Jiang Yang bent over and laughed for a second.

The two laughed wildly again, laughing so hard that Jiang Yang wanted to hit the window.

"Hey, this one doesn't work either." Han Xiu pulled Jiang Yang's fist to prevent him from touching the glass, and then said, "The car is more expensive than you."

"Fuck" Jiang Yang punched Han Xiu, but it didn't hurt.

"I rented the car, and I have to return it later." Han Xiu explained.

"So down and out?" Jiang Yang joked.

"No way." Han Xiu shrugged, thinking of something, he suddenly suggested, "Would you like to go for a drive before the car is returned?"

"Let's go." Jiang Yang gave him a walking gesture.

Han Xiu started the car with a smile and took him around the small area of ​​Jiang Yang's house.

"It's expensive to rent this car, isn't it?" Jiang Yang asked Han Xiu as he looked up at the structure of the car comfortably.

"It's okay, it's much cheaper than buying." Han Xiu replied.

"Aren't you farting?" Jiang Yang yelled at him.

"Oh, I can't help it. If I don't drive this kind of local luxury car, I'm afraid that my parents, brother, and sister-in-law will think that I live a miserable life outside and have to pay me. I really don't want their money. , Really, I'm serious, at least when my show starts filming." Han Xiu said depressingly.

"I'm sore." Jiang Yang shook his head and looked out the window after hearing this.

"Hey, look, your home court." Han Xiu parked on the side of the road and exclaimed. There was a small square inside, where old men and women were dancing ballroom dancing.

"Hahaha" Jiang Yang remembered the sand sculpture dance video they just played in the car. The supreme logo hit a dozen, the classic soundtrack came out, and the old man and the old woman showed their fighting dance poses, laughing at the skr people!Anyway, as soon as the song was played, Jiang Yang would have a picture in his mind, and then he had to dance to the music, and he couldn't stop. At that time, Han Xiu played it several times and was still gasping for laughter.

"Go, go down and play for a while." Han Xiu smiled and pulled Jiang Yang out of the car.

The two of them stepped on the small stone slabs spread on the grass and passed the square over there, and the street lamp electronic billboards illuminated that area.

On the square, energetic old men and women aged 60 or [-] are dancing ballroom dances to the music, with a regular life pattern of getting up early and going to bed early. At the same time, there are old men who are serious about teaching old women who can't keep up with the speed.

"Jump one?" Han Xiu deliberately pushed Jiang Yang.

"No." Jiang Yang pouted his buttocks and bumped into Han Xiu hard, causing Han Xiu to retreat a few meters.

"I'll play music for you. I just played that music in the car. I'll look for it." Han Xiu pretended to turn on his phone to find music.

"Don't look for it, don't look for it." Jiang Yang went up to hug Han Xiu and pulled his phone with one hand.

Han Xiu made a fuss and turned on the classic music. Jiang Yang's body softened when he heard the sand sculpture song, and he gave up his hand and squatted on the ground laughing wildly.

Seeing him laughing, Han Xiu also smirked as he was infected too.

"?" The sound in the square stopped at some point, and a group of old men and old ladies gathered together to watch the two chattering.

Han Xiu felt something strange at first, but he calmly suppressed his smile and explained: "My friend also wants to dance with you, but he is so thin-skinned that you won't let him."

"Oh boy, what are you embarrassed about? Come on, why don't you come with that boy, we are dancing ballroom dance, two people together." An enthusiastic young and chubby aunt went forward to drag them into the army.

"I'll let it go, he can do it alone. Really, aunt." Han Xiuwan didn't expect such a shot, and there were two eagles in the hidden arrow.

From then on, the double-edged sword in the dark had a hideous face in Han Xiu's heart.

"Ahahaha, okay, okay." Jiang Yang clapped his hands and shouted, regardless of whether he was ashamed or not, he just wanted to see Han Xiu joke.

Jiang Yang stood up with a smile and pulled Han Xiu and the aunt into the team.

Han Xiu kept beating Jiang Yang's hand to make him let go and he wanted to run away, Jiang Yang held it tighter, anyway, he was sure of Han Xiu's joke today.

"Old Sun, I have recruited two young people to our team." Aunt Wang took them to show off to an old man.

"Well, yes, with the injection of new forces, I believe that this competition will definitely win the Linghua Community." The old man looked at them and touched his bald head in satisfaction.Then the old man laughed too, he was just joking.Perhaps this is a kind of old-fashioned humor!

"It's just right, we're going to teach the movements again, young man, you two have caught up with the time, you should follow behind the team and study hard." The aunts of the dance team looked at the two young handsome boys and smiled.

"Ah, um, what a coincidence." Han Xiu smiled politely and awkwardly.

The two of them learned one by one from the flexible and relaxed uncles and aunts around them. The enthusiastic Aunt Wang next to them was still asking if they had a relationship. some type of.

"Ah?" The two of them pretended to be stupid, just kept smiling and didn't say anything else.

"Hey, let me show you the photos." Aunt Wang was so enthusiastic that she stopped dancing. She pushed away her partner, Lao Sun, and took out her mobile phone to force them to see the photos.

Lao Sun habitually touched his bald head and gave Jiang Yang and Han Xiu a helpless expression.

"Xiao Wang, you are not serious again. The competition is about to start. Are you going to slow down our team?" Uncle Li, the lead dancer, walked over fiercely and yelled at Aunt Wang.

Aunt Wang winked at the two of them and chatted for a while and hurriedly took her partner to dance.

Jiang Yang and Han Xiu were stunned by Aunt Wang's quick movements, and hurriedly moved and twisted. The two imitated the movements of the people next to them. It's a mess.

"You two are not moving right, it should be like this." Uncle Li said with a frown watching the two of them dance carelessly.

Uncle Li said that he pulled Jiang Yang up and showed Han Xiu while driving Jiang Yang, telling them to do this and that.

Han Xiu suppressed a smile and watched the old man and Jiang Yang dance ballroom dance, one, two, three, four...

"Learn, young man." Uncle Li shouted when he saw another child smiling but not learning. At the same time, he yelled at his partner to teach Han Xiu.

"Okay, okay, I will learn." Han Xiu made a standard posture.

This time it was Jiang Yang's turn to hold back his laughter.

Uncle Li's dance partner came over with a smile and taught Han Xiu how to do it.

Jiang Yang and Han Xiu laughed at each other, almost fifty steps away.

"Aunt, I want to learn better than him." Han Xiu suddenly said coquettishly to the aunt who taught the dance.

"Okay, okay." Aunt Liu smiled softly.

Han Xiu froze at Jiang Yang.

"Uncle, I have to learn better than him." Jiang Yang naturally couldn't bear it, so he acted like a baby to the serious Uncle Li.

"Okay." Uncle Li, who was serious and fierce, had never met such a coquettish, he was a little dazed before answering Jiang Yang, his face was a little red.

Aunt Liu also noticed the movement of Jiang Yang and the others. She saw that Uncle Li, who had always been serious, softened his face and smiled slightly.

What follows is the Shura field where the two sides compete to see who is talented, who works hard, and who can step on the right track.

The children in the two parties kept grimacing slightly, and the elderly in the two parties also laughed with them.

Jiang Yang and Han Xiu played in the square until the grandpas and aunts closed their stalls and went home. They waved their hands happily to say goodbye to the grandpas and grandmas. Uncle Li and Auntie Liu even asked them to come next time. If you have time, you can still visit them and Ling Hua District games.

"As long as we are not allowed to participate in the competition, we will go." Jiang Yang and Han Xiu joked.

"You can think about it." Uncle Li is really thinking about this matter, he is very optimistic about the two new apprentices.

"No, no, no, Aunt Liu, take Uncle Li away quickly." The two said, pushing Uncle Li to Aunt Liu's side.

Uncle Li and Aunt Liu laughed and left.

When everyone was gone, Jiang Yang suddenly made a gesture nervously, and called Han Xiu to look at him while dancing: "Hey, why didn't I remember that movement like that?" He didn't remember the ballroom dancing movement like this. , Uncle Li, did they teach wrongly?

"Hey, don't be serious. Where are the uncles and aunts going to do special standard moves? Let's do it, let's do it, don't mess around." Han Xiu held Jiang Yang who was about to dance.

"Hahaha, that's right." Jiang Yang looked up to the sky and laughed a few times.

"Let's go, I'll take you back, and then I'll return the car." Han Xiu pushed Jiang Yang away.

"Okay, Brother Han, thank you Brother Han." Jiang Yang let Han Xiu push forward, then smiled and bowed.

Han Xiu sent Jiang Yang downstairs, and Jiang Yang said goodbye to Han Xiu, and said casually: "How do you go back after returning the car?"

"Let's ride a bicycle. It's not far from my house. Isn't there a small yellow bicycle at the intersection?" Han Xiu replied.

"Isn't the little yellow car bankrupt?" Jiang Yang asked numbly, then remembered something and said, "Hey, have you refunded the deposit? If not, I will tell you a quick refund method, you can use English, Korean, Italian Pretend to be a foreigner in Dutch and apply for a refund of the deposit, it is very fast, and I don’t speak it for ordinary people.”

"Uh, let me try." Han Xiu turned the car and left.

"Hey, I haven't finished talking yet. If not, I can help you. I am proficient in eighteen languages." Jiang Yang stretched out his hand and tried to touch the exhaust left by Han Xiu.

"Oh, you impatient child, Dad will never worry about you." Jiang Yang solemnly made a prayer gesture, as if there was a Buddha's light behind him.

The author has something to say: I didn't make an update every two days, I made a mistake, I apologize actively, and I will work hard to update the next chapter tomorrow!

The classic national music in the sand sculpture dance video plays... dance!crazy liao crazy liao~