I was forced to attack the white lotus

"Di--"

??The loudspeaker began to sound, and the serious voice of the leader echoed throughout the military base.

?? "X Battalion X Company recruit Hao Lan,"

?? "On the afternoon of November 2020, 11, the comrade violated military discipline, left the team at will, and deliberately damaged public facilities, causing considerable property damage to the military base. The nature was extremely serious and the lesson was very profound."

?? "In order to strictly discipline and educate myself and the troops, I decided to give an administrative warning and demand full compensation."

?? "I hope Comrade Hao Lan can deeply reflect on his mistakes, and correct them when he knows his mistakes. Other comrades must learn from them and learn from them!"

??In the dimly lit detention room, several tall, burly men with menacing faces were sitting at the desk and examining Hao Lan.

??They were wearing formal military uniforms and sitting upright, while Hao Lan was sitting in a wheelchair with his back against a wall, like a group of ferocious beasts surrounding a weak, helpless and pitiful salted fish.

??Maybe Hao Lan looked too lazy. One of the middle-aged men with a square face couldn't stand it any longer. He bent his index finger and knocked on the wooden table, making a crisp sound. It is very obvious here, in order to attract Hao Lan's attention.

?? "Do you know what mistake you made?"

?? Hao Lan straightened up slowly. When everyone thought he was going to get serious, he just turned around and switched from left to right. Xianyu paralyzed.

??Maybe it's because I just kept lying in one position for a long time, and it's a little sour.

?? So just change to a more comfortable position.

??Officers: "..."

??The middle-aged man was irritated by his frivolous attitude. He slapped the table and said sternly: "Hao Lan——"

?? "Understood." Hao Lan interrupted his scolding unceremoniously, "Isn't it just a toilet? I will pay you double the price."

??"or……"

??He then showed a smile of wealth, the wind is calm,

??"ten times."

??The officers looked at each other and were speechless for a while, because...

?? Hao Lan gave too much!

?? *

?? "Come, left."

??Hao Lan silently sat in the wheelchair and turned to the left, revealing his uncanny sharp side face.

??A young soldier with a video camera took a picture of Hao Lan. After a "click", he waved his hand and ordered, "Okay! Right."

??Hao Lan turned the wheelchair to the right again, and looked at the ceiling half brightly and half sadly at a 45-degree angle.

??The right side of the face is full of melancholy, and people can't help but want to understand his inner world.

??It looks like a boss with a story.

?? After another "click" sound——

??"front!"

?? The incomprehensible young soldier disrupted this wonderful atmosphere, he just urged, and then stuffed a sign into his hand. Hao Lan turned around and saw that there were three crooked words written on it. The big characters, it is really shocking to read——

??"I was wrong!"

??Hao Lan: "..."

?? "Comrade, you hold up this sign and put it on your chest..."

??Hao Lan silently followed, looking at the camera very dedicatedly.

?? "Oh yes, that's it!"

??The young soldier nodded in satisfaction. When he raised the camera and was about to take pictures, Hao Lan thought for a while and thought that he should maintain his image when taking pictures, so he showed a smile that he thought was very standard, which looked like a superficial smile.

??Young soldier: "..."

?? He put down the camera and scratched his head in some distress, and said, "Comrade, stop laughing, or..."

??Thought for a moment, then said: "Make a heavy expression of repentance."

??Hao Lan: "..."

?? So he drooped the corners of his mouth again.

?? Hao Lan: "▼_▼"

"That's right, that's the expression!" The young soldier slapped his thigh, shouted excitedly, and quickly took a picture of the scene, "Raise the sign higher..."

?? "Hey!"

?? "Crack——"

??Not long after, Hao Lan appeared gloriously on the confession column. He was the only one on the entire blank column. He was a very domineering existence, very conspicuous.

??The confession column stands on the square with a lot of traffic, and people who come and go can see his handsome face in the photo.

?? In the photo, Hao Lan is sitting in a wheelchair against a dark background, holding a sign saying "I was wrong!", leaning against the wall, showing a "▼_▼" expression of repentance, which looks similar to a criminal suspect exactly the same.

?? There is also a detailed introduction next to it, detailing what crimes he committed.

?? "Hao Lan, male, destroyed the largest public toilet in the base on the afternoon of November 2020, 11, which seriously affected the daily life of the soldiers. The circumstances are bad and we strongly condemn!"

??Many people stopped to admire his photos and commented.

??Hao Lan: "..."

??Hehe, it doesn't matter, this is my face as a tyrant.

??As a [beep——] article, the overlord who holds the economic lifeline of the poultry farming industry is doomed to live in a bloody storm.

??Thinking of this, Hao Lan looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, feeling a little melancholy.

?? Is this the price he has to bear?

?? "Paji——"

??Before he finished his narcissism, Hao Lan felt a chill in his head. He looked up and saw a carefree bird slowly flying by.

??Hao Lan: "..."

?? Let's wash your hair first.

?? *

?? After washing his hair, in order to express his deep remorse, he decided to sponsor a whole bird feast for the military base.

??The officers were naturally happy to agree.

?? "Comrade Hao Lan has such a deep awareness, the spirit is commendable!"

One after another, large trucks full of poultry drove into the military base, and the workers hired by Hao Lan carried the chicken on the trucks to the kitchen.

?? That night, all the soldiers ate Hao Lan's chicken!

??"too delicious."

??The soldiers who usually train hard are already very hungry, and they started to eat.

??Although the food in the military base on weekdays is not bad, even very rich, and chicken is often eaten, but compared with the seemingly ordinary chicken in front of me, it pales in comparison.

?? Did not expect such a delicious chicken!

??The meat is fat and tender, and there is still juice, bite the lips and teeth to leave a fragrance...

??Hao Lan nodded with satisfaction when he saw this. This is not an ordinary chicken. It was carefully bred by his company after a lot of research, so it is more expensive than ordinary chicken.

??Because in order to fully demonstrate his overbearing style, Hao Lan spent a lot of money, basically one chicken per person.

?? Except for very few people.

?? At this moment, Bai Lian was looking at the "fat intestines" royal chicken in front of him, his face was slightly pale, as if he remembered the fear of being dominated by the royal chicken that was stuffed with aphrodisiac and exploded when he poked it. The chopsticks did not dare to move.

?? Upon closer inspection, his fingers were tightly pinching the body of the chopsticks, his fingertips began to turn white, and even trembled slightly.

?? Seeing this, Hao Lan said kindly, "Why don't you eat it? Does it not suit your appetite?"

??Bai Lian: "QAQ"

?? He bit the bullet and poked the plump royal chicken lightly with chopsticks, and it exploded in an instant, and a pile of messy things flowed out. In addition to the necessary aphrodisiac ingredients such as bullwhip and lamb kidney, there were many more aphrodisiac ingredients than before. Nothing!

"Brother Lan... what are these?" Bai Lian clenched her lips, swallowed, and forced a smile, "Why haven't I seen it before?"

??Hao Lan glanced casually and said, "Oh, this, I don't know what it is, but my five-star chef said that they have developed new dishes that can be more beneficial to your health."

?? "In this case, as experienced chefs, they are right."

?? After finishing speaking, he patted a certain part of Bai Lian's back meaningfully, which happened to be the kidney, and then showed a meaningful smile.

??Bai Lian felt a little terrified at his laughter, her already fair face became even paler, and then began to tremble.

?? "This dish has been upgraded." Hao Lan said solemnly, "It is no longer called Royal Chicken, it has a more noble name."

??Bai Lian licked his lips and asked softly, "What's that called?"

?? Hao Lan: "Royal Chicken Plus."

??Bai Lian: "..."

??Hao Lan: "Eat it, hello, hello, hello everyone."

??Under the watchful eyes of the devil Hao Lan, Bai Lian could only swallow the Royal Chicken Plus, which was bigger than his head, with tears in his eyes. It made his mouth greasy, as if painted A thick layer of lipstick, even the beauty effect of the face with watery skin, looks more than a female star.

??Bai Lian's performance was very good, eating the chicken diligently, Hao Lan was very satisfied, so he turned his head to look at the next door in a good mood, and greeted the two next door.

?? "Are you happy eating?"

??Kong Yanqing: "..."

??Shen Fan: "..."

??Kong Yanqing silently looked at the chicken head staring at him in the bowl.

??The chicken head still had its eyes open, and it looked like it was dying. The temperament around him instantly became as cold as ice.

??Kong Yanqing gritted his teeth and said, "Hao—Lan—"

??Damn it, how dare you give someone a chicken head when you eat a whole chicken?He, Kong Yanqing, had never been so perfunctory before!

??But when he saw the chicken butt in Shen Fan's bowl——

??Kong Yanqing: "..."

?? In fact, the chicken head is quite good, at least it tastes better than the chicken butt.

??Kong Yanqing suddenly felt refreshed. He glanced at Shen Fan indifferently, with a trace of imperceptible complacency flashing across his eyes, and then actually gnawed the chicken head in his bowl.

??It may be because I have never eaten this stuff before, so the movements seem a little clumsy.

??Looking at the alluring chicken butt in the bowl, Shen Fan's face turned blue and then pale, and what was even more frenzied was——

?? There is a hair growing on the chicken butt!

??He tentatively poked the hair with his chopsticks. It swayed with Shen Fan's movements, but it was still rooted in the chicken's butt and refused to fall off.

??Seeing this, Shen Fan felt so sick that he was about to vomit.

??Thinking of the entire cafeteria, he is the worst treated, only a chicken butt with a root hair.

??Shen Fan's mood was very complicated, especially when Kong Yanqing gave him a mocking look, he was completely blown away.

?? What qualifications do you have to despise my chicken ass?

??At this time, Hao Lan deliberately turned his head to provoke him in a strange way, Shen Fan sneered, thinking: "Don't you just want to see me joke?"

??With a strong self-esteem, he was not as good as Hao Lan wished. Instead, he calmly stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the chicken butt, put it in his mouth gracefully, and then...

?? Swallow it in one gulp!

??Then he took out a fragrant white handkerchief and wiped the oily stains on the corner of his mouth, showed a perfect smile, and said, "Not bad."

??Hao Lan: "..."

?? Big brother, do you want to fight like this?