I was forced to attack the white lotus

"What? Bai Lian is actually his apprentice?!"

?? "This is too strange..."

?? "Their painting styles are completely inconsistent."

?? After hearing what the white-bearded old man said,? Many people were a little shocked, and they started talking about it.

??Hao Lan: "..."

??Bai Lian: "..."

??For some reason, they suddenly felt a little ashamed.

??So Hao Lan turned to look at Tang Ze who was standing in front of the team, and asked seriously: "Instructor, how much did your military base spend to invite this magic stick?"

"I, Hao Lan, will pay three times the price." He stretched out three fingers and said slowly, "Just invite him back as he was."

??Tang Ze: "..."

?? "Dare you dare!" The expert blew his beard and stared, "I can't afford it even if I have money!"

??At the right moment, someone interjected and asked, "Master, what's your name?"

?? "Hahahahaha..." The old man smiled heartily, stroked his white beard, and said with a smile, "Since I am a person born in this world, I have long forgotten my name in the mortal world, but——"

"Pimpedao has a dharma name." His eyes suddenly lit up, filled with profound skill, his breath sank to his dantian, and a shocking moan came out from his throat——

?? "Shen-xu-zi."

??Hao Lan: "..."

?? Kidney deficiency?The name is indeed quite unique.

?? "Spirit gift——" Shen Xuzi Laohuai looked at him with satisfaction, "As expected,? I didn't choose the wrong person."

?? He looked unpredictable and vague.

??Suddenly came such a sentence, and there is no cause and effect.

??Hao Lan's black question mark face, "What do you mean?"

??Could it be...is this the demeanor of a so-called expert??

??Always do not speak clearly, playing tricks.

?? "Master, where did you learn from?" Hao Lan became more and more suspicious of Shen Xuzi's level, so he asked tentatively.

??Shen Xuzi has a good temper, with a heart like a grain,? No matter what, he is able to maintain a kind smile, "Pindao learned from the famous 'Ai Lian Shuo'."

??Hao Lan: "...what?"

?? "Ai--Lian-speak." Shen Xuzi answered his question quite patiently, "What's the problem, little friend?"

??Hao Lan: "..."

??Which pheasant sect is this?The name is the same as it was randomly chosen after drinking fake wine!

??Is it a liar? Sure enough, a liar.

"Instructor, I will pay ten times the price, and I will also sponsor a helicopter with friendship. I strongly request that Master Shen Xuzi be packed overnight and sent back to Mount Everest to continue his practice." Hao Lan raised his hand expressionlessly.

"Wait!" Shen Xuzi snorted coldly, then took out a small red book from his wide cuff, "I am the honorary president of the National Religious Association, if you dare to disrespect me, it will destroy Harmonious religious beliefs, which in turn affect social stability.”

??Hao Lan: "..."

?? Good guy, this uncle can touch porcelain!

"You are..." Shen Xuzi tapped his toes, and quickly came to Hao Lan, leaving only an afterimage, and the onlookers were a little surprised.

??This... Could this be light work?

??Shen Xuzi looked at him carefully, stroked his beard, frowned slightly, and then he asked, "Are you a disciple's... bitch?"

??Bai Lian: "..."

??Hao Lan: "..."

?? "You are the bitch!" Hao Lan couldn't hold back his paralyzed face, and he twitched the corners of his mouth.

??Where he couldn't see, Bailian's face began to turn red, and she bowed her head in silence.

??Shen Xuzi suddenly realized, "Oh!"

A look of apology appeared on his old face, "I'm sorry, I have been in the deep mountains and old forests for a long time, and I forgot the rules of the world for a while. I really shouldn't call you a disciple's bitch. Improper."

??Hao Lan snorted coldly, thinking that this is not too bad.

??Unexpectedly, Shen Xuzi said quite confidently in the next second: "I should call you the lady given by the spirit."

"Or... Brother Qi?" Shen Xuzi looked at him carefully for a while, with a suspicious expression on his face, "I feel that you look a little older, could it be Brother Qi gifted by the spirit?"

??Hao Lan: "..."

"I don't know why... the apprentice daughter-in-law looks familiar?" Shen Xuzi twisted a beard and narrowed his eyes, "Hiss... I seem to have seen it somewhere."

?? Here it comes, the old routine of liars.

?? Pretentious, soliciting relatives. ??

??So Hao Lan pretended to be curious and asked: "Could it be——"

?? "I was your father in my previous life?"

??other people:"……"

?? The melon-eating crowd looked at Hao Lan in horror.

?? No way, this guy dares to disrespect the master and embarrass the master in public. Is he really not afraid of being hunted down!

"Oh!" Shen Xuzi's eyes lit up, he stroked his beard and laughed, "You're right."

??Hao Lan: "..."

??other people:"……"

?? Master, you actually recognized a father so readily?

?? Afterwards, Shen Xuzi leaned closer to Hao Lan's face, looked at it carefully for a while, and nodded repeatedly.

??Hao Lan felt a little baffled.

?? "The apprentice daughter-in-law is somewhat similar to the patriarch I sent!" Shen Xuzi was filled with emotion, "Sure enough, there is a fate in the dark."

?? Hao Lan: "???"

?? Master, are you serious?

?? "You don't believe it?"

??Shen Xuzi saw Hao Lan looking at him expressionlessly, his eyes were full of suspicion, and he clearly didn't believe it.

?? "Wait for me to find the portrait of the Patriarch."

?? He fumbled left and right from the two wide sleeves, and took out a lot of things, including martial arts cheats that were about to moldy, Buddhist beads that were wrapped in oily water, and so on.

??Hao Lan has reason to fully suspect that his sleeve is a different dimension, otherwise how could he hold so many messy things?

??Suddenly, a small card floated out from Shen Xuzi's cuff and landed at Hao Lan's feet.

?? So Hao Lan picked it up and took a look——

??I didn't expect it to be an advertisement for a beauty salon. There is also a smiling beauty printed on the card, which makes people want to buy it.

?? "xxxxx Beauty Salon allows you to relive your youthful dreams."

?? "New store opening big discount! Facelift surgery only 85% off!!"

?? "Sister-in-law stop!" Seeing Hao Lan picking up the card, Shen Xuzi immediately handed it away, but unfortunately it was too late to stop it.

Facing Hao Lan's strange gaze, he stroked his beard a little shyly, his old face flushed, "Pindao feels his skin is getting looser, and it just so happened that someone stuffed this card..."

?? Then he sighed with a serious expression, "This is God's will."

??Hao Lan: "..."

??What God's will, obviously you want to do facelift surgery yourself.

?? "Found it!" Shen Xuzi took out a scroll from his sleeve, he opened it with a snap, and everyone came forward to watch curiously.

?? I saw that the people drawn above looked like they were just joking around.

??Using a brush to roughly outline some lines, more casual than stick figures.

?? The body proportions are extremely unbalanced, and the expression is funny, which is quite Picasso's legacy.

?? This level of painting is a bit unsightly.

??Even the children in kindergarten can draw better than him.

??Everyone: "..."

??Hao Lan: "...do you think I resemble him?"

?? He put that portrait next to his face in disbelief for comparison——

??One is an abstract painting by Picasso. In reality, he is not only peerless, but he is also handsome.

??Hao Lan suddenly suspected that the master was satirizing himself and treating him in the same way as others.

??Could it be implying that he looks a little casual?

??Thinking of this, Hao Lan's eyes froze. It seems that this master is hiding something. He underestimated the enemy.

??Suddenly after a sharp whistle.

??Tang Ze took down the whistle, stood upright, and shouted with a serious face: "The rest time is over, all the team members hurry up and line up to prepare for the final round of assessment!"

??The people who had gathered together to watch the fun dispersed, returned to their seats, and lined up the team.

?? "Left - look!"

??"stand at attention!"

??The recruits at the head of the line saluted Tang Ze and shouted angrily, "Report to the instructor! The ranks have been lined up!"

??

?? "Survival in the wild."

?? *

??"well……"

?? Hao Lan sighed a little melancholy.

?? At this moment, in front of him, there were three people rolling on the ground, dawdling non-stop, and muttering to themselves.

??Bai Lian: "Brother Lan...I'm so hot..."

??Shen Fan: "Lanlan... please whip me hard~"

??Kong Yanqing: "Hao—Lan——, I will never let you go!!"

?? Here's the thing.

?? an hour ago——

??The people in their team teamed up into a wild forest and started a one-day and one-night wild survival.

??Considering the particularity of the content of this assessment, the program team did not follow up, but used the most advanced drones to follow up.

??Originally, Hao Lan and Bai Lian formed a small team, but Shen Fan and Kong Yanqing naturally followed and merged with them, and they couldn't be driven away.

??After walking for half an hour, although Hao Lan was in a wheelchair, the journey was bumpy and bumpy, and his butt hurt a little from the bumps.

?? So he looked at the sun and made a constructive suggestion——

?? "It's time for lunch."

?? Hao Lan: "▼_▼"

?? For a moment, Bai Lian was so distressed by his "hungry" pitiful expression that he couldn't help but surrender and obeyed.

??Kong Yanqing sneered, "Lazy people have too much to do."

?? But his tongue was poisonous, and he stopped walking upright.

"In that case." Shen Fan looked around the woods and raised his eyebrows, "Then what shall we eat?"

?? "I'll do it."

??Hao Lan was in a good mood, so he opened his mouth, wanting to show off his cooking skills.

??Kong Yanqing was a little surprised, "I didn't expect you to be able to cook?"

?? "I know a lot." Hao Lan snorted softly.

??In the process of searching for ingredients, Hao Lan found a bunch of unusual mushrooms under the tree.

??They are clustered together, the whole body is tender pink, and also exudes a faint misty light, which is very beautiful.

?? "Huh?" Hao Lan leaned down and carefully looked at those gorgeous mushrooms, "It seems that the taste is not bad."

?? So he picked all the mushrooms back.

?? made a pot of mushroom soup.

?? "Google gurgle..."

?? Everyone quietly looked at the steaming pot of mushroom soup with focused eyes.

After simmering for a while, I saw that the pot of soup was already bubbling, and the mushrooms were also rolling in the soup, floating on the water.

??Hao Lan took out the tableware necessary for survival in the wild, swallowed and said, "It should be edible."

?? He took a mouthful of soup with a spoon, and when he was about to put it into his mouth, the familiar electronic and mechanical sound suddenly sounded in his mind.

??Hao Lan: "..."

??Is it over yet?He is eating!

??[Plot: Bai Lian accidentally ate a wild mushroom that looked very attractive, and fell into a climax, and the whole person began to dizzy.He who was originally very proud turned into such a man at this time. Bai Lian hugged Kong Yanqing's waist and rubbed his fair cheeks, trying to dissipate some of the heat that was about to explode in his body.

??Kong Yanqing's eyes were complicated, "You..." Bai Lian seemed to have lost his mind, and he shouted hoarsely, "Yanqing...please...help me..." (The following content has been harmonized)

?? "No——" Bai Lian is about to collapse, he is so hot, who will save him?At this moment, Shen Fan saw this scene, and his heart ached so badly that he couldn't breathe, "Bai Lian, you betrayed me after all." But Bai Lian crawled towards him, hugged him tightly, and said in a daze: " Shen Fan...I need you..."

??Shen Fan was shocked, his heart was extremely entangled, but he couldn't bear to see his sweetheart suffer so much, and finally... (The following content has been harmonized)]

??[Mission: In response to the call of the country, ask the host to fix the bug and protect the protagonist from the innocence behind, thank you]

??【Progress: 7%】

??【The progress is not 100% is considered a mission failure】

?? [Reminder: OOC is not allowed]

??Hao Lan: "..."

??He looked at the mushrooms in the pot, shook his hands, dropped the spoon on the ground, and spilled the soup.

?? Immediately afterwards, he belatedly raised his head to remind.

?? "Hey, don't-"

??eat.

?? It's too late.

??The three of them picked up a mushroom with their chopsticks, put it in their mouths, chewed it, and then swallowed it.

?? "The taste is not bad."

??Kong Yanqing raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, and then fell unconscious on the ground with a "plop".

??"thump--"

??"thump--"

?? Bai Lian and Shen Fan also fainted.

?? In just five seconds, they began to twist their bodies, their bodies were unbearably hot, their fair faces turned red from the stimulation, and they even picked up their clothes with their hands.

??"So hot……"

??The picture is so beautiful that Hao Lan couldn't bear to look directly at it.

?? Immediately afterwards, the three of them were in a daze, and their eyes fell on Hao Lan. They suddenly felt extremely cool, so they showed longing expressions, and then——

?? They all crawled towards him.

??Hao Lan: "...??!!"

??[Looking bewildered.jpg]

?? Excuse me... did he come to the set of Train to Busan?

??The author has something to say: Bai Lian & Shen Fan & Kong Yanqing: So hot...【Crazy Hint】

??What kind of experience is it to be surrounded by zombies?

??Hao Lan: Thank you for the invitation. I had a similar feeling. It was so terrifying!

??感谢在2020-11-29?09:30:25~2020-11-30?00:38:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

??Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: I really like Huo Huo Huo Zi, Ning Chang? 1;

??Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: Youxue? 5 bottles; Koukou? 4 bottles; Ningchang, Xinghe Hip-Hop? bottle;

?? Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!