[Comprehensive Mythology] The Daoist Dismantles the Official Match

"I don't know what kind of monsters they are, but they have been following me, one is wearing white clothes, the other is wearing blue clothes. I know they are monsters, or an old monk told me." God, Xu Xuan was not allowed to say it, if he did, he would be regarded as insane.

But after seeing the little ginseng, he thought about it, and finally said it out. After all, this matter has been kept in his heart, and he couldn't tell others, and he was about to get sick.

"An old monk?" Song Youchu's heart was beating wildly. Could that old monk be Fa Hai?

"Well, it's an old monk." Xu Xuan nodded, "The old monk's name is Fa Hai, and he is the abbot of Jinshan Temple. He said that I have a destiny with Buddha, and saw that I was entangled by evildoers, and wanted to save me from becoming a monk."

Speaking of the old monk Xu Xuan, he became angry. He was living a good life, so he would ask someone to become a monk as soon as he came up.What's the point of being a monk, eating fast, chanting Buddha, ringing the clock and knocking on the wooden fish all day, how can I feel at ease now.

"Fa Hai? Are you sure it's Fa Hai?" Song Youchu's eyes widened. Shouldn't these words be said to Xu Xian? How could they be said to Xu Xuan.There are also those two female monsters, wearing white clothes and green clothes, they should be Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing.

"Yeah." Xu Xuan was startled, and nodded in a daze, "That's right, that's what he said."

Speaking of these two female monsters, we have to start from the day of Qingming.

After burning incense that day, thinking that the weather was fine, I went for a swim in the West Lake. I didn't expect that when I went back, I met two drenched girls.

At that time, he also had good intentions, so he invited the two of them to come to his home. Then he thought that he would just invite the old monk just like that, and he would persuade himself to become a monk whenever he found an opportunity, so he really refused to listen.

Not to mention that I still want to marry a wife and have children, even if it is for my sister, I absolutely cannot have this idea.I was raised by my sister, and I haven't let my sister live a good life for a few days, how can I abandon my sister and become a monk.

When he saw those two female monsters for the first time, Fa Hai thought that the two girls were monsters, but he never believed it.

It's just that I didn't expect it to become true today.

Thinking of that scene this morning, he was still terrified.

Today he was collecting medicine on the mountain, and for some reason, a big centipede rushed out and rushed straight at him. Just when he was so nervous and shouted that my life was over, two big snakes suddenly rushed out beside him. Without saying anything, he rushed forward, and in an instant, he turned into two women he was familiar with, fighting with the big centipede.

At that time, he was so frightened that he didn't pay attention to his feet and rolled down the slope.Fortunately, I was lucky, only my ankle was injured, and there were no other injuries.

If it was in the past, when he suddenly saw monsters, he would have been terrified, but after getting along with him these days, he also knew that those two monsters had no ill intentions towards him, otherwise they would not have saved him.It's just that the two of them are monsters after all, and he still feels a little bit offended.

"I don't know if Mr. Xu knows, what are the names of those two female monsters?" Song Youchu was a little dazed, shouldn't he be looking for Xu Xian? Why did they all find Xu Xuan?

Is the script given by the elf wrong, or is this world wrong?

"One of them is called Bai Suzhen, and the other is called Xiaoqing. Although they are called sisters, they are actually master-servant relationships."

"........."

It was already dark, and several of them found a place to sleep, but Song Youchu tossed and turned, and couldn't fall asleep no matter what.He still couldn't figure out what went wrong in this world.

"Elf, where are you?"

Song Youchu thought about it, and decided to call the elf out.If anyone could know why this was happening, it would be Elf.

"Master, what do you want from me?" The little elf appeared out of nowhere, holding a big braised pig's trotter, happily chewing on it.

"Tell me honestly, is the protagonist of this world Xu Xian or Xu Xuan?" A pair of dark eyes looked at the elf without blinking. He always felt that the current situation had something to do with the elf.

"Of course it's Xu Xian. People all over the country know this, okay?" The little elf gnawed on a pig's trotter, his cheeks bulging, and replied without thinking.

"I don't believe it, show me the manual." Song Youchu refused.

"You can't read this, it's our elf's exclusive manual." The elf didn't even raise his head, because his voice was blurred due to stuffing too much in his mouth.

"Okay, I won't read it. You can always read it yourself." Song Youchu didn't force it, he still knew the rules.However, there is a saying called "Generals are outside, and military orders are not accepted." Although this sentence is not appropriate here, the reason is the same.

"Okay, I'll show you." The little elf gnawed off the pig's trotters, took out a big apple from the space, flipped through the booklet while gnawing, and muttered, "I'll just say It's Xu Xian, why Xu Xuan?!"

The elf's eyes widened, and a pair of small eyes were firmly stuck to the booklet. His eyes seemed to be able to burn a hole in the booklet. His flapping wings remained still, and even the apple in his hand made a "click" sound. It fell to the ground and rolled away without being noticed.

Xu Xuan?Shouldn't it be called Xu Xian?How could it be Xu Xuan? !

"What's your name?" Seeing the little elf's appearance, Song Youchu felt comprehensible, he immediately took a breath, and looked at the little elf coldly.

"Master, Master~" The little elf shook her body, and the ending sounded so long, she raised her head and looked at Song Youchu cautiously, with a face full of tears.

How could it be Xu Xuan?How could it be Xu Xuan?It could clearly see that it belonged to Xu Xian.

"Quickly tell me! Who is it?" Song Youchu suddenly shouted coldly. He is now 90.00% sure that the protagonist in this world is Xu Xuan, not Xu Xian.

"Yes, yes..." The little elf closed his eyes, and said as if he was dead: "I accidentally made a mistake, it was Xu Xuan."

The little elf felt that his whole body was trembling. If he let his master know, he would give him the script that he used to pass the time as a script, but he forgot the real script, and wondered if he would eat him alive.

No, this matter must not let the master know.

"...What the hell is going on? If you don't explain the matter clearly today, you don't want to have a good life." Song Youchu was so angry, because of the elf's carelessness, he was worried and feared here for more than ten years. Wasting time for nothing?

"It's none of my business, who told legends that most of them use the name Xu Xian." The little elf's brain turned sharply, thinking of a bad way to shirk responsibility that couldn't be worse.

"Do you still dare to deny it?" Song Youchu became even more angry, feeling that his brain was a little dizzy, and when he saw the little elf, he couldn't help but get angry, and said indiscriminately: "With your appearance, it would be strange if you could upgrade."

"How could you say that about me?" The little elf frowned immediately after being poked in the sore foot.

"What did I say to you, didn't you cause all this by yourself? If it wasn't for today's coincidence, would you never have discovered that the protagonist of this world is Xu Xuan? Elf, let me tell you, if you Dare to make such a low-level mistake, do you believe that I will complain to you?" Song Youchu's chest heaved violently, and there seemed to be a fire burning in his heart, and he kept stirring a nerve called reason, which almost overwhelmed Song Youchu's reason. It was also burnt.

"Give me the brochure, and you are not allowed to hold it again."

"No." The elf retorted subconsciously, and quickly hid the booklet.This is its last professional ethics, and it can no longer make mistakes.

"Don't give it, that's fine." Song Youchu was also furious, and directly took out the elf work grading sheet from the space, and mercilessly wrote the big "failure" on the grading grade. "Now, give it or not?"

"How could you do this?" The little elf was dumbfounded, looking at the three bright red characters, he almost cried aggrievedly.

Song Youchu sneered, "Why can't I do this? Do you think what you have done is enough to pass the exam? You should just obediently give me the pamphlet. I'll take care of you."

"No." The elf stubbornly insisted.

"I didn't expect you to be quite stubborn. It doesn't matter if I don't give it. Anyway, I still have Lord Yuan. It doesn't matter if I can't pass the Yuelao assessment. He will never let me really die. Instead of becoming an immortal and subject to rules and regulations, It’s better to be free and easy in the underworld. But elf, if I remember correctly, this should be your last chance to be promoted, right? If you can’t complete the task, I don’t think I need to remind you of your fate.”

The elf was wronged, and he was even more wronged.

First of all, he was a good lover, but because he changed places, he became someone else's official spouse, and he was also made fun of by others gloatingly, and he was forced to give his lover a marriage. Who knew how painful his heart was at that time?

Now that he knew it was just a false alarm, who should he turn to for his ten years of exhaustion? Could it be that the elf was responsible, but could it bear this responsibility?

"Master, I can give you the booklet, but I have one condition." Thinking of the consequences, the elf shamelessly compromised.

"You still dare to negotiate terms with me?" Song Youchu was furious, but then he said, "Talk about it, as long as it's reasonable, it's not impossible."

"I just have one condition, you have to keep the secret for me, and you can't tell others. I'll show you the pamphlet." The little elf felt guilty.

"OK, no problem."

After getting a satisfactory answer, Song Youchu no longer held on.He is angry now, but he can't contain his ecstasy.That is to say, Xu Xian will have nothing to do with Bai Suzhen in the future, it belongs to him alone, so there is no need to worry that Bai Suzhen and Dahai will stare at Xu Xian anymore?

"Youchu, do you feel cold?" Xu Xian lay down, seemingly asleep, but actually kept observing Song Youchu.The impact on him today was too great, even if he acted nonchalantly now, it would inevitably be played back in his brain.

The weather was still cold in April, and it was even worse at night. Seeing Song Youchu tossing and turning and unable to sleep, he thought it might be too cold, so he couldn't help walking over, hugging Song Youchu in his arms, and covering him with his coat.

Feeling the temperature behind him, Song Youchu's heart warmed up, he turned around and hugged him, and said softly, "With you here, I don't feel cold."