[Comprehensive Mythology] The Daoist Dismantles the Official Match

Seeing Daoist Yuding's slovenly and unkempt appearance, Shan Ying simply closed his eyes and continued to meditate, trying to keep out of sight and out of mind.

While Master Yuding was eating and drinking, three days passed quickly.

This day, he had just taken a sip of Shanying's secret Baihua brew, when he choked and spat it out, panting and coughing: "It's over, it's over...cough cough...it's over..."

"What's the end?" Shan Ying just took the chessboard, and was shocked by the changes in front of him. He quickly put down the chessboard to give Yuding a smooth ride, and said helplessly: "I said you can't be more elegant, and no one will take it from you." , how did you drink like this?"

"No, it's not me...cough...it's Jian'er...Jian'er...cough cough...he, he, he...not him...it's him...not him...he's here..." Master Yu Ding choked Coughing heart-piercingly, pointing at Song Youchu's side and trembling, he said it in a hurry.

Coughing and anxious, he couldn't even speak clearly.The foreword doesn't match the afterword, what to say when you catch it, it makes Shanying confused.

Shanying looked at him with a confused face, this good friend who is always calm and shrewd even though he is usually out of tune, he couldn't help but be at a loss.

What is this saying?

"Take a breath before you talk." Shanying thought for a while, then tentatively added, "I'm coughing like this, if I didn't find a doctor for you?"

"I'm not sick!" Master Yuding choked again when he heard the words, then he broke away from Shanying's support, and stumbled towards Song Youchu.Witnessing the whole process, Shanying was even more puzzled, this Yang Jian is not here well, why did Yuding lose his composure like this.

In fact, Shanying didn't know that Yuding was regretting it now.

What exercises the mind, what exercises the will.If the apprentice really pokes a hole in the sky, he will fill it in later, no matter what experience is needed.It's all right now, Tu'er didn't wake up, on the contrary, he tossed the alien star who had never woken up, and was about to wake up.

Master Yuding kept praying, you must not wake up.

But what to be afraid of.

I saw a few people's breaths changed, and their minds returned to their bodies instantly.

Song Youchu jumped onto the person beside him and said excitedly, "You finally woke up, after sleeping for so long, I miss you so much."

"Baby, I miss you so much too. It must have been hard for you not to be by your side for so many years, right?" Yuan Jun smiled gently against Yang Jian's shell, and hugged Song Youchu tightly in his arms.This is the person he has been looking for for a long time, and after decades of separation, he misses him very much.

"It's not hard, it's not hard, I know you've been with me all the time, I'm very happy." Song Youchu hurriedly shook his head, his excitement beyond words.Even if he knew that Yuan Jun was reincarnated to accompany him, how could it be true now.

Seeing this scene, the real Yuding who had not yet approached froze immediately.Especially looking at his apprentice's serious and tense face all the year round, and his tenderness at the moment, he felt so toothache that he couldn't see it.

it's over, it's over...

This time it's really over...

He really woke up...

Master Yuding tore off one of his beards, and suddenly gasped in pain. After the force subsided, seeing that the two of them still looked like no one else, Master Yuding was both depressed and annoyed.He endured and endured, but he still couldn't hold back, and said quietly to the two of them: "...I said you two are enough, this is my disciple's body."

If you want to show your affection, you have to take advantage of the right time, place and people. What's the matter with using other people's bodies?

"Master Yuding, thank you." Song Youchu was not embarrassed, he got down from Yuanjun generously, and said to Master Yuding with a smile.

Hehehe, are you depressed and angry?

I will piss you off.

Master Yuding: "..." I became even more depressed.

Song Youchu was even more happy when he saw Master Yuding's deflated appearance.If Yuan Jun hadn't woken up, he would have thought that the real Yuding was a man of the same outside and inside, but he didn't expect that there was something bad inside.

He obviously found out about most of their old background, and kept hiding it all the time, taking the opportunity to quietly retaliate against them.If he didn't repay him well, he would be sorry for the kindness of Master Yuding.

"In Xiashanying, add him as the mountain god of Kunlun Mountain." Seeing the sudden change in the atmosphere between the two, Shanying immediately understood why Yuding lost his composure, and couldn't help laughing immediately. This is really shooting himself in the foot. The report came really fast.

Reverend Yuding can figure it out a bit. As Pan Gu’s legacy Ze Shanying, he sees it more clearly than Reverend Yuding. He smiled and cupped his hands and said, "Have you asked Your Excellency about Gao's name?"

"Shanying is polite, just call me Yuanjun." The previous excitement faded away, and the two leaned close together. He looked at Song Youchu beside him, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Said: "My next Taoist companion, please take care of me."

As soon as these words came out, Master Yuding and Shan Ying's expressions froze immediately, and they were a little embarrassed in their hearts. They obviously realized that they were playing tricks on Song Youchu together.

After a moment of silence, Shanying smiled nonchalantly: "This is what it should be. I wonder what the two of you plan to do next?"

Master Yuding stared at Yuan Jun closely, when will he return my apprentice to me?

Seeing the undisguised reaction of the two, Song Youchu couldn't help but slander.

Look at this pure and innocent appearance, if he hadn't known in advance, he would have believed it.Now I will let you two more days, so I said maliciously: "I am going to take Yuanjun to play for a while, you two should not object?"

Sure enough, Master Yuding's eyes widened immediately, and he used his apprentice's body to play, so what will happen when Jian'er wakes up?

However, looking at the smiling, gentle, but actually aggressive Yuanjun, Master Yuding really couldn't say no to him.Don't think he can figure out a little side effect, but against that person, he really can't beat him.What if I offended someone and took Jian'er's body as my own and didn't return it?

Having enjoyed enough of Yuding's hesitating appearance, Song Youchu said in a good mood, "Really, don't worry, Yuanjun is just Yuanjun, not someone else."

There are countless ways to make people unrecognizable in this world, and the simplest illusion is enough.Having said this, Master Yuding also understood what it meant, so he felt relieved.

Handing over the dazed little third son to the two, Song Youchu took Yuan Jun down the mountain at high speed and stopped at a town closest to Kunlun Mountain.

It is better not to bring light bulbs with you in the world of two.

"Do you want to go somewhere?" Looking at Yuanjun who had recovered his original form, Song Youchu's eyes were blurred, and he almost forgot that this body belonged to someone else, and the owner of the body was still there.

Looking at the hands they shook hands, Yuan Jun asked dotingly: "Where do you want to go?"

Song Youchu's eyes lit up when he heard it, "Tomorrow is Luoyang Flower Festival, shall we go to Luoyang?"

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Yuan Jun nodded with a smile.

Now that they decided where to go, the two stopped staying and went straight to Luoyang.

Although it didn't take much time for the two of them to go from Kunlun Mountain to Luoyang, it still took a lot of time to find a hotel for accommodation and other things.It's past noon now, and it's almost time to finish these miscellaneous chores.

As for why Song Youchu had such a big opinion on Master Yuding, everything had to start after entering the illusion that day.

In fact, the phantom array is not difficult to solve, but Song Youchu's cultivation level is not as good as Shan Ying's, even if he can solve it, he still can't get out.

The test of the phantom array is not a difficult problem, they are all very tempting and decadent sounds, beautiful women in pink, high-ranking officials and generous salaries, wine pools and meat forests.

But the designer didn't expect that Song Youchu was a natural person, and the enchanting beauty would not affect him at all, it would not make him distracted, but would make him terrified and disgusted.

As for music, Song Youchu only knows one song, which is the national anthem that we Chinese people all know. It can be said that he has no musical ability at all. Listening to those incomprehensible music, it is better to have a good sleep, maybe you can do it a sweet dream.

As for the latter two, although Song Youchu had a difficult life since he was a child, miraculously, he didn't think about these two aspects at all.

So for some people, it is a gentle town that is beyond reach, but for Song Youchu, it is torture of body and mind. He doesn't know how he survived those few days. When he awoke, he thought he must be crazy.

Compared with him, the fright that Master Yuding received was insignificant, and it was really incomparable.

The Huachao Festival is a major annual festival in Luoyang, and its excitement is even more lively than that of the Lantern Festival.Luoyang is the famous "Flower Capital". On the day of the Flower Festival, tourists from all over the world come to participate in the grand event, but there are also many people who don't want to drink.

The Luoyang Flower Festival is not only about flowers, but also a good day for daughters to choose husbands.On this day, the ladies of all ages, who usually don’t leave the door, go out with the flowers that they have cultivated for a year. If they like it, they will give the flowers to the other party. To express acceptance of this family relationship, if the other party is unwilling, they will also politely decline.

The girls who were rejected were not annoyed, and after saying a few words of congratulations openly, they began to look for another target.

In addition, this day is also a paradise for literati.

Literati love to chant poems and paint, and the Huachao Festival, where hundreds of flowers bloom in full bloom, is their best material. If they can make a few couples of talented scholars and beautiful ladies, it will be a good story.

It was because of the excitement that all the rooms in restaurants and inns had been booked in advance. Song Youchu and the others traveled almost all over Luoyang City before they bought a room from a guest who was checking out temporarily.

"So tired!" Song Youchu lay exhausted on the table, tilting his head and quietly looking at Yuan Jun who was making the bed.Now he not only feels physically tired, but also mentally. After several hours in this bustling crowd, he is more tired than practicing swordsmanship for ten days in a row.

"I've made the bed, go to bed quickly." The room was a single room, after Yuan Jun made the bed, fortunately there was still a low couch, so he hugged a pillow and sat on the low couch.

Song Youchu was puzzled, and asked feebly, "Where are you doing?"

"……sleep."

For some reason, Song Youchu could hear the gnashing of teeth. Just as he was about to say something, he was suddenly blessed, so Song Youchu also fell silent.