[Comprehensive Mythology] The Daoist Dismantles the Official Match

What else can I do besides give you a bath?

Xu Xian felt baffled.

"Don't come here, I'll wash it myself." After explaining, Song Youchu not only didn't relax, but stepped back even more nervously.

When it comes to taking a bath, he subconsciously becomes nervous, unable to distinguish the past life from the present life.

After all, the night before he came, he had just had a sex fight with his man in the bathroom, and now he was still a little out of his mind.

"Are you sure?" Xu Xian looked at Song Youchu with a strange expression, and said inexplicably, "Can you do it yourself?"

"Why can't I do it?" Song Youchu stared, his eyes were piercing, and a cluster of flames burned in his eyes.

If you're a man, you can't say no.

Song Youchu held his breath and struggled like a puff to get off the stool, but he almost fell off the chair as soon as he moved. Fortunately, Xu Xian caught him with quick eyes and quick hands.

"Look at you, you've become like this, and you're still trying to be brave." Xu Xian said half caring, half reprimanding her limp body in her arms.Thinking of the thrilling scene just now, his heart panicked all of a sudden, and thinking about it now, he was even more frightened.

"Don't blame you all, who told you to provoke me?" Lifting his arms like soft noodles, Song Youchu felt very sad.

Thinking that the other party insisted on following, causing him to be punished, he was even more angry.

People who are sick are inherently more fragile, and their hearts are much more sensitive than ordinary people.

Physical discomfort.Coupled with psychological unwillingness, the more Song Youchu thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became.

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault, don't cry, okay?" Xu Xian originally just wanted to tease his little cousin, but he didn't think that the other party would be so careless and cry as soon as he said it.Seeing the other party's aggrieved expression and tear-stained face, Xu Xian panicked immediately, and hurriedly comforted him in a gentle voice. Who knew that the more he comforted, the more mistakes he made.

"Who said I was crying? I got sand in my eyes." Song Youchu wiped away tears and glared at Xu Xian angrily.

I'm not that fragile, obviously I don't want to cry at all.It must be due to physical reasons, and the original owner must be a little crying bag, which made him feel wronged and burst into tears.

Song Youchu shirked responsibility like this.

"Okay, okay, you didn't cry, I was wrong." The sudden change caused Xu Xian to be devastated, why didn't he realize that his little cousin could cry so much before.

Patting his little cousin on the back lightly, Xu Xian said softly, "Can we go take a bath now?"

He was afraid of scalding his little cousin, so the water temperature was lowered. If he didn't go, it would be cold in a while.

"Yeah." Song Youchu nodded depressedly, he really didn't want to cry, who knew that this body was like a bag of tears, once it was punctured, it couldn't stop.

He lowered his head and glanced at his five-short figure, and then at his lover who was reincarnated as Xu Xian, wondering if he should breathe a sigh of relief or feel depressed.But now that he has no previous memories and is a young boy, he probably won't be interested in him.

Song Youchu looked depressed, and let Xu Xian hug him off the stool, stripped off his clothes and put him in the water.

The warm water wets the hair, and the head is gently rubbed by someone. Gently, itchy, round fingertips scratch the scalp, causing waves of trembling, a different kind of pleasure, from the scalp to the limbs. , and then spread to the heart through the nerve endings, one after another, making people want more.

Now Song Youchu was about to cry. He had calculated that his current lover was not interested in him, but he had neglected the attractiveness of his lover to him. Now that the time, place and people were not right, even if he thought about it, he couldn't do anything.

"Okay, then you can wash yourself. I'll be outside, call me when you finish washing." After washing his little cousin's hair, Xu Xian withdrew his hand in satisfaction.

Originally, he planned to do all the work for him, but seeing his little cousin's blushing face, after thinking about it, he decided to save some face for his little cousin.But the little cousin is small, and now he is ill, so he is really worried.

It's great to be going out!

"Oh, good. I can do it myself." Song Youchu immediately showed a red smile, bright as the sun.

"Then you have to wash quickly, or the water will get cold in a while. And after you finish washing, you must remember to call me." Xu Xian smiled, and put all the utensils where Song Youchu could see them, and they were within reach. place, turned and walked out.

Song Youchu nodded with bright eyes, and Xu Xian's figure completely disappeared, so he covered his face and buried himself in the water.

How could this be, what about my integrity?

Feeling the tingling feeling that still remained on his body, Song Youchu just wanted to find a piece of tofu and smash his head to death.It's all his fault, he's spoiled himself, thinking about these dirty things all day long.

A sense of suffocation came, and Song Youchu had to raise his head from the water, breathing in fresh air.

"Master, why don't you wear clothes?" The elf floated out of nowhere.

"..." Are you retarded? What clothes do you wear in the shower?

Song Youchu gave the little elf a look, complained silently in his heart, reached out his hand to wipe his body with the handkerchief placed on the edge, but when he stretched halfway, he froze suddenly.

"Turn around!" Song Youchu squatted into the water all at once, leaving only a small head, staring at the elf with fire-breathing eyes.

Damn, how could he forget, this guy is still there.Although he has lost all his integrity, he still has the habit of taking a bath in front of others.

"I, I, I, turn around now." The little elf seemed to have thought of something, and the tips of its wings turned red immediately. It turned around quickly, and after a while, it turned a little bit carefully, and asked backwards : "Master, when will you pull the red thread?"

The earlier the red line is drawn, the earlier the internship task can be completed, the promotion and salary increase, the marriage of Bai Fumei, and the pinnacle of life.

Song Youchu was soaked in the water, and he replied sullenly, "No."

"Why? Master, why don't you hold me?" The little elf's eyes widened, and he subconsciously turned around. After seeing Song Youchu's fire-breathing eyes, he turned back at a faster speed, as if his butt was being burned.

"He's mine, isn't this enough?" Song Youchu was furious, how could he be punished like this, let people watch his lover fall into the arms of others, and he has to contribute to the flames behind, this is really worse than parting from life and death uncomfortable.

"But now he is Xu Xian!" The elf refused to budge, even if the soul is still the same person, but after entering reincarnation and forgetting the past, he is no longer that person.

"That's only for you. For me, he is him, the one who loves me forever, not someone else." Song Youchu also argued hard. Could it be that he is no longer the original person just because he lost his memory? ?

"Why are you so stubborn? If you can't complete the task, you can only go back to being a mortal and experience life, old age, sickness and death in the world. Human life is only a short few decades, how long can you stay with him. When you die, he will be someone else's , will no longer belong to you. Even if you don’t need the Yuelao assessment, you still have a chance to cultivate into a fairy with the help of the pure Yang technique, but the hope is slim, no less than a mirage coming true.” The little elf was emotional, and some hated that iron could not become steel, "Master, wake up! Would you like to see such a result?"

"Don't say any more, I won't hold you back." Song Youchu hugged himself and curled up in a corner.The elf said, how could he not find it, but he really couldn't do it.What he wants is a flawless relationship, even if he will fall in love with someone else in the future, but now he completely belongs to him.

Song Youchu wanted to laugh, wanted to laugh happily, but he just opened a small arc, with a stiff face, forced to smile, even he himself felt extremely ugly.Right now, he was panicking in his heart, as if he was being crushed by a huge boulder.

"I'm doing this for your own good. I don't care if you passed the assessment, but you just can't get promoted or raised. But you are different. Your life and death depend on your choice. Once you choose to give up, it is almost equal to giving up." Give up eternal life, and give up the long and long relationship with him." The elf persuaded earnestly, he still likes this master, and he doesn't want him to die.

"Little elf, I know you are doing it for my own good, but there are some things you won't understand." If you haven't loved someone before, you won't understand his current thoughts. He really can't do it.

The little elf choked for breath, why couldn't this man eat oil and salt?

After thinking and thinking, the little elf insisted, "If you don't want to lead me, I'll do it myself. As a guide elf, I still have some authority."

"Enough, don't force me anymore!" Song Youchu broke out suddenly.

The little elf choked: "You are the one who don't force me, do you know that this is not only your task, but also your responsibility, don't be willful, okay?"

"Of course I know it's my responsibility, but when I can't do it, can't I choose to wait for death?" Song Youchu said sadly, his throat choked.If you give up the mission, you will give up the chance to become a fairy.Although he has awakened blood, he is still an ordinary person in essence.If there is no hope for the pure yang technique, what is the difference between his actions and waiting for death.

But it doesn't matter, because of the law of birth, old age, sickness and death in the world, when he was a human being, he couldn't be with Yuanjun for a long time.But after he died, Yuan Jun, as the master of the underworld, would not be easy to keep him from being reincarnated as a ghost cultivator.

So he doesn't have to worry at all, he won't be able to be with Yuan Jun after his body dies.Moreover, he has awakened Yuelao's bloodline, and he has the cornerstone of becoming an immortal. It is a fantasy for others to cultivate with the pure yang technique, but it is not necessarily true for him.After all, he himself has created many miracles. .

The little elf was frightened and froze, it didn't expect Song Youchu's reaction to be so strong, it was stunned for a long time, and felt the silence behind it, the little elf asked cautiously: "You, are you okay?"

"I'm fine." Song Youchu wiped his face. It's just the beginning, and everything is unknown. In the future, the pure yang technique will become his biggest reliance.

Touching the silver mark on his wrist, he had it since he was a child. He heard that it was a birthmark, and he thought so before, but now he doesn't think so.Because on this silver mark, a small sword with the same silver light is tightly attached to it.

He shouldn't just be decadent, it's not like his character, even if there is no way ahead, he will cut one out, not to mention that he still holds a support in his hand.In addition to the pure yang technique, it's not that Yuan Jun didn't give him a small stove, but those things are too high-level, and he can't use them now.

Yuan Jun was the only person in his life who treated him well, and even more so, the one he loved.As long as he doesn't give up on himself, he will never leave him.What's more, it was because of his love for himself that he had come to this step.

I should be grateful, there are still people in this world who love me, and I won’t be disliked, abandoned, trampled and bullied by all my relatives like when I was a child.

"Then what are you going to do?" the elf asked cautiously.

"What should I do? Cold salad." Song Youchu smiled, figured it out, and thought about joking.

"..." The elf's rare black line, hearing the joy in Song Youchu's words, the elf asked tentatively again: "If Bai Suzhen must come to repay the favor, then what should I do?"

"I don't care, she will die wherever she loves." Song Youchu frowned, gritted his teeth and said, "If she doesn't know what's interesting and dares to pester her endlessly, don't blame me for being rude."

The elf felt a chill down his back, and asked tremblingly, "What do you want?"

Song Youchu smiled sullenly, his eyes were full of malice, and he said calmly: "I remember that the internship manual said that it is to lead the red line for the protagonist. But it didn't say that the two protagonists must lead the red thread for each other, yes Bar?"

"So?" Seeing Song Youchu's stomach full of bad water, black-bellied and calculating others, the little elf felt his scalp tingle.

"Fahai should be good. Enemies become lovers, just let them bite dogs." Song Youchu suddenly smiled brightly, which he suddenly discovered.He only hoped that the white snake would not do anything unnecessary other than repaying his favor, otherwise he would lose control of his itchy hands.