Daoist, I am married

"Grandma, the gods have descended to earth!" At the gate of the city, a chubby man ran towards his grandma holding a wooden sword with his teeth bared.

"What kind of god, the gods have to shrink their heads when they come to us." The old woman patted her grandson on the forehead and wiped his nose with a rag.

As soon as the words were finished, one of the two men, a man in light yellow brocade clothes, came forward and came to the old woman's stall and asked, "Grandma, how do you sell these buns?"

The little fat pier sniffed: "Oh, the gods also want to eat."

Jin Ze smiled solemnly: "Well, I like eating big meat buns the most."

The stall owner's mother-in-law pushed her grandson behind her and quickly wrapped two big meat buns: "Come on, take it well."

"Oh," Kanazawa was in a good mood after buying his beloved meat buns as he wished, "It's comfortable for them to go out without money."

They spent a long time grinding the silver before they came here, but Jinze himself didn't necessarily protect it well, so how could he bring a few more oil bottles.

Ming Cong glanced at him, smiled and didn't answer.

Jin Ze looked at him and said, "Actually, you are also thinking in your heart, alas, is it comfortable not to take those brothers out?"

There have been many chaos recently, and almost all the disciples of Chenxiangwu were dispatched to various places to quell the chaos.

Ming Cong feigned exclamation: "Did you hear that?" He pointed to his ear.

Jin Ze snapped his fingers: "I'd forget if you didn't tell me."

As he spoke, he took out something, held it up to Ming Cong and said, "Look."

Ming Cong: "What?" He didn't see anything.

Jin Ze smiled: "That's right." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to touch Ming Cong's ear.

The warm touch around the ear was fleeting, and Ming Cong couldn't help reaching out and touching his ear: "What is this?"

There is a small bump on the earlobe, and it doesn't feel at all unless you touch it.

Jin Ze said: "This is an improved version of the small roundworm. The previous one was too big and uncomfortable to wear. Now this one is much smaller," he said, pointing to his ear, "and you can't see it yet."

Ming Cong nodded and agreed, "It's really much more convenient." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to put away the eliminated little roundworms.

"In this way, we won't be afraid of getting separated." Jin Ze bragged again, "I brought enough talismans this time, and I will definitely not hold you back, Daoist Priest."

Ming Cong smiled: "How could that be?"

Jin Ze nodded: "Speaking of which, my luck has improved a lot recently, so there shouldn't be any major problems."

Ming Cong continued to look at him with the corners of his mouth hooked.

"If I can meet Grandpa this time, I will definitely argue with him. Sometimes people should not be too superstitious."

Ming Cong nodded in cooperation.

Jin Ze was a bit bored talking to himself, and simply asked: "Then Taoist priest, where should we go first?"

Ming Cong replied, "Go to Qinhuai Forest first."

The terrain of Qingzhou is low and flat, surrounded by mountains and forests, and there are many rivers and streams in the territory.Qinhuai Forest is located at the foot of a mountain in the south of Qingzhou.

"I didn't expect Qingzhou to have such a large population. I thought not many people had moved here." Jin Ze said looking at the streets full of people coming and going.

Ming Cong said: "Qingzhou has always been a densely populated place. In recent years, evil spirits have appeared frequently, but there have been more and more people. Because the more evil the place, the lower the taxation and the less daily expenses."

Jin Ze nodded: "There is still such a saying." He has never been short of money since he was a child, so naturally he can't comprehend the idea of ​​putting himself in danger for money.But listening to it now, I can understand the difficulty of some of these people.

"The Qinhuai Forest is ahead." Ming Cong looked forward and said.

Qinhuai Forest is not far away from people, but hiding in the market, and some people even set up stalls at the entrance of the forest.

Kanazawa just wanted to say that the people of Qingzhou are really heroes.

"Are the two heroes going into the woods to catch evil? Come on, I'll give you some more, warm them up, eat slowly, and catch more of them."

The chestnut vendor said so, and gave Kanazawa a big bag of chestnuts.

Jin Ze took the chestnuts in awe and respect: "Brother, don't worry, if you add one, catch one, and if you see a pair, catch a pair."

The small vendor smiled and gave Kanazawa a thumbs up.

So the two went deep into the forest while eating chestnuts.

"It's still early at this time, will there be evil coming out?" Jin Ze asked as he peeled the chestnuts.

Ming Cong looked at him: "After eating this bag of chestnuts, the time is about right."

So the two found a rock and squatted down to eat chestnuts.

"Well, thank you," Kanazawa took the chestnuts peeled by scallion, "you eat too."

Ming Cong nodded, and his subordinates kept moving.

"Hic." Jin Ze burped, the chestnut was too choking.

A jug of water was handed over in due course.

Jin Ze took it from Ming Cong and took a big sip before returning it to him.

After drinking the water, Jin Ze couldn't help sighing: "The Taoist priest is so considerate, my wife is really blessed, with a husband like this, what more can I ask for."

Ming Cong's eyes trembled, and he said unnaturally: "Which one is talking nonsense to you?"

"Oh," Jin Ze covered his mouth and said with a smile, "Don't be shy. You and I both have families, so there's no need to hide it."

Ming Cong looked at him and said, "Madam Ling is also blessed."

"He..." Jin Ze paused, and said with a weary look on his face, "He is the unlucky one, I really haven't brought him much luck."

Ming Cong hooked the corners of his mouth, then lowered his voice and said, "Maybe, he's happy for it."

Jin Ze couldn't help shaking his body, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Master Dao, I didn't expect you to be so good at joking."

Ming Cong stared at him and said seriously: "I, am I not joking?"

Kanazawa: "..."

"Uncle." A milky voice rescued the embarrassing Jinze.

Looking over, it was a small little doll, wearing a small red skirt and a small red flower on her head, standing timidly not far away.

The round face of the little doll almost melted Jinze's heart. He thought of Axiu who had just arrived at Bai's house. Adults are very cute.

"What's the matter with you, little girl? Where are your parents?" Jin Ze walked over and knelt down and asked softly.

The little baby frowned, pouted her small mouth and said, "I, my parents came to catch the bad guys and threw me away." As she spoke, the little baby tilted her head, looking very helpless.

"Hahahaha." Jin Ze couldn't hold back his laughter, patted Ming Cong on the shoulder and said, "This little doll is so funny!"

Ming Cong looked at him and couldn't help but also curled the corners of his mouth.

The little baby looked at Jinze and bent over with a smile, frowning even more, pulled the belt of his clothes, and tried his best to organize his words: "Then, uncle, can you save me? Let me out, here Mosquitoes bite too hard."

"Oh my god," Jin Zegang straightened up and squatted down covering his mouth, "Where are you from, little girl, you have such a small accent hahahaha."

Ming Cong shook his head helplessly at the man who was smiling so badly, and came to the little baby with a chestnut and said, "Eat something first, we won't be going out until very late, do you want to come with us?"

The little baby looked up at this good-looking but normal brother, and finally smiled: "Thank you brother, I want to go with you."

Then he glanced at the very abnormal uncle, shook his head helplessly and sighed.

At this time, Jin Ze had tried his best to control his expression, and asked pretending to be dissatisfied: "Little girl, do you know whose chestnuts you ate? Why do you call his brother my uncle?"

"Ah?" The little baby raised his head and frowned, very embarrassed, "Can I call you uncle then?"

Mingcong couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, Taoist priest," Jin Ze pointed at him, "you actually..."

Pointing and pointing, Jin Ze didn't think of any words, so he could only say: "Your smile is too low."

Ming Onion: "???"

So the two took the little girl on the road together.

"Little girl, where did your parents go? Do you have a general direction?" After asking for a long time, he couldn't find out what the little doll's name was, saying that his parents would not let him tell.

What a strange pair of parents.

"Over there." The little baby pointed in a direction.

Jin Ze clicked on a talisman and saw that the talisman turned dark black. He nodded and said, "I really know how to find it. The evils there are all nests, right?"

At this time, the sky had already darkened quite a bit, Ming Cong clicked on a Changming Talisman: "Follow closely, let's go and have a look."

The little baby grabbed the corner of Ming Cong's clothes and followed.

Jin Ze quoted another mosquito repellent: "The mosquitoes here are really tigers."

Ming Cong raised his hand and threw something to Jin Ze: "Mosquito repellent, Master Wu gave it."

Jin Ze took it and smelled it: "Well, not bad." This fragrance is very suitable for his status as a handsome man.

A few people went all the way to the deeper part of the forest, the deeper the forest, the quieter it was, away from the hustle and bustle of the world, only a few insects were left in their ears.

From time to time along the way, a few evil spirits drifted by, and Ming Cong took the spirit bottle away.It's just that the evil spirits didn't see any of them.

The everlasting talisman was extinguished, and the bright onion drew another one.

"There!" Xiaowa suddenly pointed to the front.

"where?"

"There is a hole there, my parents brought me here, and my bell fell there." The little baby pulled the corner of his clothes again and said, "Brother, can you help me find the bell? It was bought by my mother for me, it is too expensive."

Jin Ze glanced at the front and said: "The little guy has such good eyesight, I didn't even see a hole there."

The little baby's face was wrinkled into a bun: "But I just know that the trees here are all the same."

Jin Ze glanced at Ming Cong, who was also looking at him.

Jin Ze raised his eyebrows, and Ming Cong came back to his senses, coughed lightly and said, "I'll go and have a look." Then he walked towards the pit alone.

[Daoist, you said barren mountains and wild mountains, is there really someone who will bring their children here? 】Jin Ze glanced at the little doll in front of him, he was no different from ordinary children.

But can someone from an ordinary family bring a little doll who doesn't understand anything to such a dangerous place?Even if you bring it, can you just throw it away like this?

How did the father and mother raise the child safely?

However, considering Qingzhou's folk customs, there may really be such big-hearted parents.

[She has no problem. 】Ming Cong replied accordingly.

Feeling that he was too suspicious, Jin Ze shook his head and patted the little baby's head: "You parents are really big-hearted."

This little doll is also pitiful.

"My parents don't have a big heart, they have a big belly." The little baby raised his head while clasping chestnuts.

"Oh." Jin Ze nodded, and they are still a very flexible couple.

Ming Cong's voice came from his ear: [No. 】