Solemn and serious.

The village chief asked Sinai the same question, and the gentle female also said her oath unswervingly at this moment, and then the two drank what was in the village chief's bowl, and bowed in the same direction.

Xu Mu was a little puzzled, so De Lan explained to him that what he drank was the blood of a winged bird, which symbolized the two becoming a couple, and the direction of kneeling was the direction of the beast god, which meant that the oath was established and the ceremony was completed. Xu Mu Mu laughed. I didn't expect that in such a primitive place, the ceremony of forming a partner is quite westernized. Or, is the western style actually the most primitive wedding?

The barbecue has already emitted a strong sound. In the open space, the village chief has already gone down, and the young orcs are still singing and dancing. The tune Xu Mu has never heard before, just follow along. No one cares about running out of tune, expressing blessings Willing is enough. Xu Mu is the first time to see orcs dancing, the perfect combination of power and beauty, watching them dance, I know that in today's society it is called a group of demons dancing.

Jumping to the excited place, the male will turn into a beast, and cooperate with the female. Xu Mu was completely dumbfounded when he saw such a dance for the first time. De Lan kissed Xu Mu's cheek, and instantly transformed into a black panther. He leaned forward and bowed his head in front of him, as if a gentleman invited a lady to dance at a ball.

Xu Mu was dumbfounded, he can't jump, and the people next to him were booing, De Lan's body was even lower, and he had no choice but to blush, and bravely went into battle. Xu Mu didn't let it go at first. If you don't open it, you have to worry about the baby in your stomach. After it is fully integrated, you will let it go. No one cares about whether it can dance or not, as long as it is lively, happy, and happy.

After a while, Xu Mu was also tired, so De Lan helped him back to the campfire. The barbecue was a bit salty, and he danced for a while. Now Xu Mu's mouth was dry, so he grabbed the water jug ​​next to him and drank it. It was too violent, it was confiscated at once, and he poured it in several mouthfuls, choking him until he coughed, damn it, who put the fruit wine by Lao Tzu's campfire!

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16. The Appearance of Xu Mu...

Damn it, who put fruit wine by my campfire!

When it comes to Xu Mu's drinking capacity, no one can't fault Brother Thumb, "huge amount", a typical one-cup pour. What? Guest officer, you said this is fruit wine with low alcohol content and a mustache. Don't use bean buns as dry food, don't Don't take the village chief as a cadre, don't take fruit wine as wine, fruit wine is also wine, if you knew that Xu Mu was once drunk after drinking fermented glutinous rice, you wouldn't say such a thing.

Xu Mu is now not only blushing, but also his whole body is red, his head is starting to feel dizzy, he can no longer walk in a straight line, he knows that he has reached his limit, he has to go back quickly, if he doesn't go back, he will be embarrassing.

He took a step and walked back. In his state, Delan was absolutely worried that he would go back alone, so he said that he would send him off. Xu Mu refused him with the last bit of reason that had not been swallowed by alcohol. He didn't want others to see him. His ugliness. De Lan couldn't allow him to refuse, and hugged him up as soon as he exerted force in his hands.

With a sudden leap into the air, the last bit of rationality was smoothly tossed away, and Xu Mu showed his original shape.

He pinched De Lan's neck and shouted, "Bastard, you let me go down, do you hear me, let me go down, hug your sister, you rascal, you are crazy."

De Lan was in pain, so he let go of his holding arm, and Xu Mu escaped smoothly. Xu Mu beat and kicked De Lan after getting free, and kept shouting: "You bastard, you can't control it." Is it your lower body? I finally survived, and I was reborn into a pregnant woman, all of you, if you didn't have OOXX, this body would not be pregnant, and I wouldn't have to be a pregnant woman." After finishing speaking, she turned to Delan took a bite of his arm.

The singing and dancing around also stopped, and everyone watched the couple with smiles on their faces. From Xu Mu's words, everyone got a unified understanding: Delan couldn't control her lower body, and Amu was dissatisfied with desire. As for How this conclusion was reached, no one knows.

After scolding for a while, Xu Mu stretched out his hand to grab the wine jar. Yawen was too slow to grab the wine jar. Xu Mu snatched the wine jar away. Xu Mu unbuttoned his shirt like those charlatans on TV, and flicked it with his hand. He was very heroic. I wanted to pose in the shape of a big horse golden knife, but found that I stepped on it twice, and there was nothing to stand on, so I had to give up.

Grabbing the wine jar again, he poured wine into his mouth. After drinking, he still felt that the wine was not strong enough, so he threw the jar on the ground and waved his hand, "Xiaoer, serve two catties of beef to Sajia, and a pot of the strongest daughter red, I'm going to get drunk today."

Headed by Ke Lei, some people beside him were already laughing and twitching. Yawen stepped forward and pulled Xu Mu to take him home. People who drank alcohol had a strong force, and they pushed Yawen away with force. Stepping aside, he walked up to De Lan, stroked his face, lifted his chin, and said frivolously: "This young man is quite handsome, tell your mother-san that the uncle will bring him out today."

De Lan's hands were clenched into fists, and the veins on his arms were bouncing high. If it wasn't for fear of accidentally hurting him, he would have carried the person in front of him back. Draw circles on the chest. Xu Mu's face in front of him was flushed, his eyes were squinted, his red lips were slightly raised, and his hands were lighting De Lan's chest everywhere.

Then, I saw him unbuttoning his clothes, taking them off and throwing them aside, hooking Delan's neck, he blew into his ear: "Why, the nanny doesn't know how to serve guests until she's not trained well, and how can I serve you?" Don't take off your clothes and pants."

Xu Mu's clothes were taken off too suddenly, everyone was stunned, De Lan quickly reacted, hugged him in his arms, glared at the people around him, and the people around him also cooperated to dry up their saliva , shut your mouth, and lower your head.

When he hugged him, Xu Mu didn't want to anymore. He pushed away the wall of flesh in front of him, and he was quite dissatisfied, "Really, you don't take off your clothes if you are asked, that's all, I am happy today, I will sing a song for you." Let's sing."

De Lanfu hugged him again, "Amour, don't make trouble, let's go home, and sing for you when we get home, you can sing anything."

Drunk people can't hear this, twisted off the shackles, and took a few steps back, "Okay, if you don't sing, the master will sing for you, if you want to sing something, I will sing for you a drunken concubine, and let you listen to it." We have a decent singing style of Mei School." As he spoke, he was naked and began to sing, of course, not a single word was in tune.

Then, with the perfect combination of modern and classic, Xu Mu was shirtless and singing "Mei Pai", a drunken imperial concubine, put one hand on De Lan's shoulders, hooked his feet around his waist, and jumped up as if he was a human-shaped steel pipe. Pole dancing, it's just that the dancing posture is as wonderful as his mei style singing.

Now, Delan couldn't bear it anymore, and he didn't care if he would faint again, wrapped him in clothes, picked him up, and walked home. Xu Mu was still resisting on the way, and Delan was unambiguous, "Papa "Just a few shots on the buttocks, Xu Mu, who has been beaten, has calmed down for the time being.

When she got home, Delan started to boil water to wipe Xu Mu's body, and Xu Mu also changed from the Northwest bold and unrestrained school to the Jiangnan graceful school, hugging De Lan's waist, clinging tightly, no matter what, he would not let go. De Lan Resignedly, Lan went to boil the water with his tail, and poured the sober soup down his nose while pinching his nose.

The water was boiled, but there was no way to wipe the body in this posture, so I discussed with Xu Mu in a soft voice, and let go of my hand first. Xu Mu shook his head vigorously, and hugged him even tighter. He wiped his whole body and put him on the bed. Delan was going to pour the water out, but Xu Mu refused to let him. This time he hugged his neck and acted like a baby, "Don't go, I won't let you go, can you sleep with me?" ?" He raised his head again, and looked at Theresa with pleading eyes.

The watery eyes and pursed red lips made Delan hot for a while, and she hugged Xu Mu and lay back on the bed again, "Okay, I won't go, I will sleep with you."

"Hey!" Xu Mu kissed Delan's face, "You are so kind." Then he wrapped his hands and feet together, and patted his back lightly with one hand, "Baby, sleep, sleep, sleep."

Delan thought it was funny, so he was issued a card. He squeezed him tightly into his arms, bowed his head and kissed, "Good boy, go to sleep!"

A good night's sleep, Xu Mu felt the pain of a hangover when he woke up, a headache, and a pain all over his body. He sat up on his back and tried to recall what happened last night. Last night, he sang and danced, ate meat, and... After drinking, it seems that he drank a lot. Xu Mu knew the quality of his wine well, so he groaned in pain, hugged his head and fell down again, oh lo, who will tell me, this is not true.

De Lan came in with hangover soup, and saw Xu Mu laying on the bed, and asked worriedly: "Amu, what's wrong with you? Is there something wrong?"

Xu Mu blinked his eyes, trying to remember if he did something outrageous to the strong Chinese paper in front of him yesterday, but found that he couldn't remember! Wiping his face, he pretended to be calm and took the hangover soup, "I'm fine."

The person who drank the hangover soup rubbed his temples that had been throbbing all the time. He calmed down and meditated on what happened yesterday. He began to recall from yesterday morning to the moment when he still had memories. He drank a few sips of fruit wine, and then What? Memories become fragments, big and small, trying to piece them together.

After getting drunk yesterday, it seems that he drank again, and he threw the wine can with pride, and then he seemed to pretend to be a person from the rivers and lakes, and then what? Who is the waiter? I can't figure it out even if I try my best, I just hope that I didn't molested in the street or something, and my memory will be lost later.

De Lan came in with hot porridge, and Xu Mu secretly looked at the person opposite him out of the corner of his eyes while drinking, trying to get out of his face.

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