Mountains of swords and seas of fire
Chapter 20 Extra Story 2: Menopause
Recently, Li Miao found that Zhou Zhiqin's temper gradually grew, which was a little strange.
Of course, when he first found out about this situation, he was still thinking positively. Was his work not going well?Or was it because Pengfei made things difficult for him?Or too much sex life powerless?In short, Li Miao thought about this question very seriously, and even wondered if they had reached the seven-year itch, but obviously not, there was no big problem with their relationship, and there was no big problem with their sex life. Although he stumbled and stumbled, nothing major happened. In short, Li Miao finally identified this problem as Zhou Zhiqin's recent promotion must have encountered obstacles.
Finding a Friday when Zhou Zhiqin didn't socialize, Li Miao handed over her daughter to Jiangshan and Pengfei to take her to Happy Valley.Then he prepared a rich menu and waited for Zhou Zhiqin to come back.
Zhou Zhiqin got off work on time, and when he opened the door, he could smell the smell of grilled silver cod.
At first, he thought that his son Huang Shiren was enslaving Xiaobaicai's daughter-in-law to make some western food for him, but after changing his shoes, when he passed by the kitchen, he found that the slender figure was actually Li Miao.
He was about to scold Zhou Pengfei for being a lazy guy, but when he turned around, he realized that there were only the two of them in the house.
Zhou Zhiqin put down his briefcase, rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen.
Li Miao yelled: "Go out, I'll make you smell all over in a while."
"Don't be so virtuous, I can't help but want to eat you."
"roll……"
Li Miao's pronunciation of the word "roll" has become more and more correct recently.Sometimes it's really annoying Zhou Zhiqin's shamelessness, and sometimes it's fun. In short, this word has become a common word.But Zhou Zhiqin, who has no ball form, has never rolled.
Zhou Zhiqin, who was still in the kitchen, acted like a leader and directed there, so Li Miao had to arrange for him to cut tomatoes.
"Come here, cut it up and put it on this plate."
Zhou Zhiqin was a little rusty with the knife, but he was very cooperative and tried to cut two tomatoes into round slices, but this tomato had been stored for a long time, it was soft, and many seeds sprouted from everything.Zhou Zhiqin cut the tomato impatiently.
"Hey, why is this tomato cut so thick?"
"It's too thick to fit in your mouth, right?!"
Li Miao was choked for no reason, but seeing that it was time to start cooking, he didn't bother with Zhou Zhiqin.
By the way, Zhou Zhiqin likes to talk like this recently.It was a trivial matter that was obviously very simple, but he brought it up on the line, and he spit out what.
Li Miao took off her apron, washed her hands, and quickly went to the table, without mentioning the tomato that was cut like a dog.
"How did you get so much today? They're not here?"
"They're going to Happy Valley. Xi'er begged me to take her there. At my age, I can't play with my life. So I asked Xiaojiang and Feifei to take her there."
"You took money from the prodigal son behind my back again, didn't you?"
Zhou Zhiqin stared at Li Miao while asking, making him even lie if he wanted to.
"I... don't I give him some money to go out and play..."
"He is already a working person, so don't give him money in the future. He is used to being extravagant, and he doesn't know how hard it is to earn money."
Li Miao really wanted to say that this is not what you were used to, and it was none of my business, but he endured it so that this "heart-to-heart talk" could have a good start.
Zhou Zhiqin already knew Li Miao very well, and he knew that he didn't take it seriously when he saw the corner of his mouth slightly turned down, so he said unhappily: "If you have anything to say, just say it, don't babble."
"When did I yell?! I made so much food for you. It's because you seem to be in a bad mood recently. I want to make you happy! Why don't you appreciate it at all! I'm tired In the afternoon, I bought and cooked again, I ate too much balls!"
"What are you yelling! Eat!"
"You—"
Li Miao gritted his teeth and stuffed a piece of bacon into his mouth. His cheeks puffed up, like an old fox stealing chicken legs. Zhou Zhiqin finally couldn't help it, and squirted the borscht in his mouth with a "puchi" It came out, but fortunately caught it with a paper towel in time.
"Eat slowly...I won't compete with you..."
"Hmph." Li Miao threw a pair of sanitation balls at them.
Zhou Zhiqin lowered his head in boredom, and started to kill the silver cod. Only now did he realize that there was an extra piece of silver cod on his plate. Li Miao always liked to do these little tricks, which moved people to join Christianity.
Zhou Zhiqin also immediately began to reflect on whether he had spoken too seriously just now.
For a while, both of them ate in silence, not saying a word, and the atmosphere was weird.Li Miao talks a lot when eating, and he can't wait to play, play and sing, so Zhou Zhiqin finds this kind of quietness particularly relatable.
So he had nothing to say, "Have you been quite free lately?"
"I'm not too busy..." Li Miao's tone was sour.
"What? What did I say wrong?"
"I'm not as busy as you at work, but I can't describe it as leisure, right?! I haven't retired yet!"
"Hey, why do you always try to distort my words. I just care about you. I don't see anyone when you're busy, and I'm not happy."
This was considered a good flattery, Li Miao immediately felt comfortable all over, and turned the topic to his business: "Are you guys trying to impress people recently?"
"There may be personnel changes, but it's all rumored now, and I don't know if it's true. But it shouldn't matter to me."
As soon as Li Miao heard Zhou Zhiqin's words, he felt that the surrounding air had cooled down by 2°. Zhou Zhiqin's life was really smooth sailing. He was full of vigor in middle age, but now he seemed to have climbed to the top, and he couldn't climb up halfway. He fell into the middle-aged crisis that every man will encounter.It is too late to say that his midlife crisis has come.
"Don't worry, you've only been here for two or three years, you have to heat up the ground first."
"If you don't understand, don't ask."
"Isn't this trying to help you solve it, who is more difficult?"
"I told you not to ask! I am tired enough during the day, and I will report to you when I come back at night?!"
Hearing this, Li Miao also became angry. He jumped up, looked down at Zhou Zhiqin, and said angrily, "Reporting to work?! Do you need it?! Eat slowly, I have no appetite."
"Are you in menopause, Li Miao!"
"You are just in menopause, and your whole family is in menopause!" Li Miao realized that Zhou Zhiqin was so strange recently because of menopause.
He took two steps, and then turned back.
Zhou Zhiqin thought that Li Miao was going to give him a step down. Of course, there is no need to be so serious about the quarrel between the couple. If Li Miao really gave him a step down, he would be ready to take advantage of the situation.
Unexpectedly, Li Miao said: "I was still wondering if you have encountered some troubles recently, but it turned out that you are in menopause! Go and have a look, menopause is a disease, you need to take medicine..."
Zhou Zhiqin originally rejected words such as "old age" in his heart, but now "menopause" has also been successfully blacklisted.
He grabbed Li Miao's arm with one hand and said forcefully, "Sit down and eat, you have a stomach problem."
Although Li Miao still stuck his neck like a rooster, his body was unwilling to leave. Zhou Zhiqin's concern still made him feel very considerate.Reluctantly, he went back to sit down and began to gobble it up.
Zhou Zhiqin forked a piece of smoked meat from the plate and gave it to Li Miao.
Li Miao didn't refuse either, it was his favorite food.
The specially prepared meal was ruined by the two of them. They ate more than half of it, and there was still a lot left.Sarah didn't move.Li Miao was in a low mood and was about to clean up the dishes, but Zhou Zhiqin suddenly grabbed him and said, "Go and sit for a while before doing the washing. Don't you hate doing the dishes right after eating?"
Turning on the TV, there was only news broadcast, and the two of them sat side by side, but they couldn't find anything to say.They are still a little angry.
Li Miao took out her phone and started playing Lianliankan.
Zhou Zhiqin was still thinking about menopause, so he asked abruptly: "You think we two should go to see a doctor together? I think we are both a bit menopausal."
"Get out...that's yours, how old am I, I'm still young!" Li Miao said this intentionally to anger Zhou Zhiqin.
Then, he succeeded.
Zhou Zhiqin moved a seat to the side and refused to sit next to Li Miao.He held the remote control and kept switching channels, but all he switched back and forth were news broadcasts.
Li Miao suddenly thought of a joke, he really wanted to tell Zhou Zhiqin, but he didn't want to look like he was giving Zhou Zhiqin a step down.
So I held back for a long time, my hands shook several times, and I didn't even play to pass the level.
He twisted his buttocks on the sofa several times, Zhou Zhiqin kept glancing at Li Miao who seemed to be constipated from the corner of his eye, wondering if he was angry or what.But he didn't want to talk either, the fact of being "humiliated" just now was still lingering in his mind.
The two persisted until the last five minutes of the news broadcast, when Li Miao finally broke out: "Don't change the channel! Only dementia keeps changing the channel!"
Zhou Zhiqin saw Li Miao's smirk, and his tone was really angry. He didn't know what was wrong with him, so he said coldly: "I'm just old man with dementia, go get me a basin of water to wash my feet."
"roll……"
Zhou Zhiqin turned his head to face Li Miao, and suddenly made an expression that he couldn't put his tongue back after his face was paralyzed. Li Miao was immediately defeated, he rushed over, held Zhou Zhiqin down, rolled on him, and laughed so much that his mouth was drooling spray.Zhou Zhiqin wiped his mouth and said, "A person like you who can't hold back his saliva is dementia, you know that?"
"I just wanted to tell you a joke, and I held it in for too long, so my mouth was full of water!"
"Tell me...your joke is the coldest."
Li Miao sat upright, crossed his legs, and said, "Once upon a time, there was a foreigner who moved to live in China. Then he bought a TV set, and tuned the channels with great interest, but he turned around and found that all the channels were the same. Yes. He was very angry and called the mall and asked the store to replace him with a TV. The store saw that he had shopped within seven days and replaced him with a new one early the next morning.”
Zhou Zhiqin nodded, indicating that he was listening carefully. Seeing Li Miao's beaming face, he really realized that he was old, but Li Miao was still so young.This kind of reluctance made Zhou Zhiqin suffer physically and mentally. Apart from finding his place on the bed, he seemed really powerless in other places.One of the cans couldn't be opened that day, and it was Li Miao who opened it.He used to be the absolute "man" in the family, and it was Li Miao's turn not to open cans.
Li Miao didn't know Zhou Zhiqin's little boy, so he continued his cold joke: "The people in the shopping mall kindly helped him adjust the TV. But at night, when he went home to watch TV, he found that the TV became the same channel again. Yes. He was very angry at first, but then a little helpless, so he could only knock on the neighbor’s door and ask the neighbor why every channel on my TV is the same. Is it like this in your house? The neighbor rolled his eyes and said, it’s seven o’clock Twenty points, people all over the country are like this! Foreigners were shocked and asked why, but the neighbors said, just get used to it, and I don’t know what it is for.”
After Li Miao finished speaking, he laughed "haha". Zhou Zhiqin looked at him expressionlessly, and slowly held his forehead and said, "Miaomiao, I really look forward to what kind of virtue you will be in menopause."
"Not funny?"
"It's really cold..."
Li Miao turned her face away and got up: "Hmph, I won't tell you if you don't have the nerve to laugh."
Zhou Zhiqin didn't follow Li Miao. He knew that Li Miao had gone to the Internet to check the net worth of the fund. He still had the saliva that Li Miao spewed just now in his palm. He held his hands together and smiled helplessly.
In the evening, Zhou Pengfei, who was full after eating and drinking, brought Xi'er back, and Jiang Shan went back to his own small rented apartment.
Zhou Pengfei carried Xi'er on his shoulders when he entered the door.Although he really wanted to be hugged by a handsome princess, Xi'er was no longer short or light.And it seemed to be even heavier after falling asleep. He thought that if there was no elevator, he really couldn't carry the little girl up to the fifteenth floor.
Put Xi'er on the sofa, and saw that only his father was reading the newspaper there, and Li Miao was nowhere to be seen.He asked suspiciously: "Where's uncle? What's the matter? Did you quarrel?"
Zhou Zhiqin rolled his eyes, not wanting to answer such an obvious question, so he ordered his son to wash the dishes.
Zhou Pengfei was washing the dishes quite loudly, Zhou Zhiqin planned to go over and tell him to keep his voice down, but just as he turned the corner, he saw Zhou Pengfei eating vegetable salad on the table.
Unhappy, he went over and slapped his son's hand off, angrily said: "Your uncle made this for me! Don't eat it!"
"If you don't eat, you have to pour it out. What a pity. Why are you so stingy, Dad!"
"If I say you can't eat it, you can't eat it. Didn't you eat enough outside? Isn't your stomach full with such a bulging stomach?"
Zhou Pengfei waved his hand and gave his father a disdainful look. There was some kind of sympathy and banter in his eyes, which immediately made Zhou Zhiqin a little unbearable.But he couldn't help it anymore, and didn't lose his temper again.He's had enough of his tantrums tonight.
Li Miao heard some movement outside, presumably it was Pengfei's return, so she wandered into the living room in her pajamas, and happened to meet Zhou Zhiqin who came out of the kitchen with a dark face.
Li Miao immediately said meanly: "What? Was the tail stepped on again?!"
Zhou Zhiqin went over and grabbed Li Miao's arm, hugged him and kissed him.Li Miao didn't expect Zhou Zhiqin to do such a trick, and was caught off guard by the kiss.
Zhou Pengfei, who came out to watch the fun, immediately whistled behind Zhou Zhiqin.
Li Miao shyly pushed Zhou Zhiqin away, just like a parent who is shy to make out in front of their children.
"We made up. That's it..."
"Can't you be a little more frank and admit that you're in menopause?"
"If you mention those three words again, I will tell you to enter menopause early!"
Li Miao suddenly smiled like a flower on his face, Zhou Zhiqin always did this, if he didn't want to admit it, he could turn a corner and say something else, but fortunately Li Miao was used to his awkward way of expression.
Li Miao patted Zhou Zhiqin's back, and suddenly said seriously, "Did you not exercise recently, why do you feel that your back has grown thicker?"
"I'm wearing thermal underwear..."
"It's only the end of October!"
"It's cold winter this year. We're going to test the heating water supply in our community this weekend. You too, wear more clothes. Don't try to save face and suffer."
As soon as Zhou Zhiqin finished speaking, Zhou Pengfei answered again. He smiled and said to Li Miao: "Uncle, you have a body that can't get fat. You don't know that my dad eats less than before in order to meet the standard in your heart. He is most afraid of getting a belly, our family may inherit it, you look back at his belly button, it is protruding outward."
"Go wash the dishes!"
"If you don't believe me, let my uncle see for himself."
When Zhou Pengfei entered the kitchen, Li Miao lifted Zhou Zhiqin's clothes and took a look. Sure enough, the shape of the belly button is the kind that will make you fat.Immediately, as if a bitter melon had been hung on his face, he complained: "You are not allowed to fuck me when you grow a belly."
"why?"
"I don't like...not aesthetically pleasing...destroying libido..."
Zhou Zhiqin imagined himself rolling the sheets with Li Miao after he grew a belly, it really destroyed his libido.
"Come on, let's go back to the room."
"Why are you going back to your room?"
Thinking that Zhou Pengfei might hear their conversation, Zhou Zhiqin changed his tune and said, "I want to check if you will have a small belly in the future."
"Hmph! With my inherited bamboo body, unless I'm pregnant, my belly won't grow out!"
Zhou Pengfei, who was eavesdropping, was suddenly made weak by Li Miao's words. He squatted down with limp legs, and couldn't help shouting up to the sky!How on earth his father could stand his uncle, he began to be puzzled.
Zhou Zhiqin, who couldn't help but smile wryly at Li Miao's words, decided to use body language to talk to Li Miao.He half dragged Li Miao back to the room.Both of them had a little blood pressure rise, and evil thoughts surged up.
Zhou Zhiqin kicked off the slippers, put his arms around Li Miao and rolled on the bed.Li Miao worried: "Be careful of your waist!"
"I'm not that old."
"Okay, okay, you're not old, I'm old, okay!"
"You can't be old either. When you are old, it means that I am old."
"Now I finally understand why ten elderly people in the family are not as annoying as having one Alzheimer's disease! Take off your clothes quickly, and I will turn on the air conditioner."
"Mum!"
"It's not my fault that you caught a cold later!"
"come over……"
Zhou Zhiqin hugged Li Miao tightly, put his mouth on Li Miao's neck, and didn't kiss him, just scratched Li Miao's heart.
"I know that people will grow old, but they always don't want to grow old. Time can't stop. What do you think?"
"What kind of answer do you want to hear? A lyrical and gentle one, or a cold and realistic one?"
"Come on!"
"The nasty words are---I grow old with you, you are not alone! The realistic words are---I will be younger than you no matter how old I am!" After speaking, Li Miao wisely jumped away, but Zhou Zhiqin was still thrown on him Grabs the ankle.
"Anyway, I won't be able to handle it when I'm old. Let's take advantage of the time to get a few more shots. Don't even think about getting out of bed tomorrow!"
"Hey, I won't take you to retaliate like this! You have to listen!"
Zhou Zhiqin didn't pay attention to Li Miao's sophistry, and pulled down Li Miao's pajama pants by pulling his trousers.
"Old rascal, Xi'er hasn't washed her face and brushed her teeth yet, what are you doing! Come back after they fall asleep..."
"It's rare to be impulsive a few times in life, just follow me." Zhou Zhiqin was in high spirits.
"Get out! Ah!" Li Miao felt Zhou Zhiqin bite his calf, and he immediately shivered.This person started talking more and more like himself, Li Miao suddenly realized that this metaphor was wrong, so he stopped thinking about it.
He kicked his legs, and Zhou Zhiqin grabbed him indiscriminately and pinned him behind his waist.
Li Miao saw that half of her trousers were taken off and she would continue to be murdered, so she quickly pressed Zhou Zhiqin's hand and said, "I'll do it, I will take it off myself. You are so excited, I will tear it to pieces in a while, call Pengfei." Seeing him, I want to say that this is the scene of rape and murder."
"Do you care about him? Smelly mouth is as good as you."
"When did I have a bad mouth?"
"No, no, absolutely not!" Zhou Zhiqin wagged his tail at Li Miao against his will for his own welfare.
"As a person, I just say what I have, how can I say it's a bad mouth! Pengfei's malicious slander is it."
Zhou Zhiqin said, your inability to see your abilities clearly is due to menopause!Also because of menopause!But in the end, he still succumbed to his own desire, and flattered Li Miao again: "That's right, I didn't teach Pengfei well, it's too wild."
"He's actually pretty good outside, but he's stinky to you."
Zhou Zhiqin really wanted to know when Li Miao would give up this topic, so he went to pinch Li Miao's nipples, ravaging her for a while, hoping to divert Li Miao's attention.
In the end he failed!
Li Miao has been through the battlefield for a long time, and he is not panting at all. He said with bright eyes, "But Xiao Jiang is very powerful, and he can always cure Pengfei. I really should learn from him."
"Shut up! You are having sex, what are they doing, you are not emotional..."
Zhou Zhiqin turned his head arrogantly like a violent bear, and made a fuss on the bed.
Li Miao saw that Zhou Zhiqin was turning his generous back to him, and knew that he had ruined Zhou Zhiqin's interest, so he was going to give him a step down, but when he thought that Xi'er was not asleep, as a father, he was not at ease. Like going to bed without brushing your teeth at night, there is always something to worry about.
He tugged at Zhou Zhiqin's arm and said, "Why don't we wait for Xi'er to wash her face and brush her teeth before going to bed?"
"Go." These two words didn't seem to come from Zhou Zhiqin's mouth at all, they were as reluctant as if they came from his butt.
"Be right back."
After Li Miao went out, Zhou Zhiqin unhappily picked up his ipad to read the e-newsletter, his face was as black as Bao Gong’s. In fact, he did not object to Li Miao taking care of his daughter, but he objected to Li Miao’s curling up like a hot dog on his lower body. Time to leave yourself.
After going out of the bedroom door, he saw two piercing gazes. Li Miao paused, looking suspiciously at Pengfei and Xi'er who were playing flying chess.
"what?"
Pengfei smiled and said, "Isn't this happy hour? Why did it come out? I thought at least until the evening news..."
Li Miao ignored Zhou Pengfei's playful expression, went to hold his daughter's hand, and asked, "Did you have fun today?"
"Happy! But brother Jiangshan didn't come back with us. Dad, when will he move in with us? Isn't he the one of brother Pengfei?"
Li Miao took a look at Zhou Pengfei and knew that the brat had instigated his daughter to ask.
He paused, then answered Xi'er: "This father doesn't know either, so I have to ask Uncle Zhou."
"Why doesn't Uncle Zhou let Brother Jiangshan live with Brother Pengfei? How nice it is for us to live together. It can also save on car fares, phone bills, and broadband bills."
Finally, Li Miao couldn't help it, raised her head, looked at Zhou Pengfei's begging eyes, and said, "It's not that I haven't mentioned it to your father, but your father doesn't want him to move here."
"I promise there will be no problem. Jiangshan is very sensible. Except for the loud voice, you and my dad can't hear us when we talk. I know my dad is a little too careful. Please help me persuade him, uncle."
After hearing Zhou Pengfei's words, Li Miao subconsciously thought: "He is not careful, he is narrow-minded."
"what?"
"Come here with your ears..."
Zhou Pengfei obediently put his ear close to them, and Li Miao glanced back at their bedroom door, which was closed, before saying, "Your father doesn't want to see you guys so young, he's late in the evening."
"I'm going to go!"
"Keep your voice down! He knows I told you the truth, and I'm done."
Zhou Pengfei suddenly smiled slyly, and asked in a low voice, "My dad is really dying now? Would you like some whipped wine to drink?"
"Forget it, it's a temporary solution, not the root cause!"
"Li Miao!"
Zhou Zhiqin was wearing slippers, standing at the door of the bedroom, and shouted angrily.
Li Miao was talking about people behind her back, and she was immediately scared out of her wits.
Seeing his father's expression, Xi'er knew that Uncle Zhou was angry again, so she followed Zhou Pengfei to gloat.She shook off her father's hand and said, "Dad, I'm so tired today. I'm going to wash my face and feet, and I'll go to bed after washing. Good night, Uncle Zhou, good night, Brother Pengfei."
Although Zhou Zhiqin didn't have a good face towards the child's father, he was still very gentle towards the child, and immediately said: "Okay, Xi'er go to bed early, get up early tomorrow, don't be lazy on the bed."
"Know it!"
Watching her daughter trotting to the bathroom, Li Miao felt that she must have been betrayed by Zhou Pengfei, a bastard.
He must have seen his dad open the door!
Li Miao gave Zhou Pengfei a resentful look, then turned to look at Zhou Zhiqin.
Zhou Zhiqin stretched out his finger and hooked it, and Li Miao immediately followed him like a dog, trying to make up for his mistakes.However, it will take a lot of difficulty to make up for the water that is spilled when you speak out.
Li Miao felt Zhou Zhiqin's whole body exuded a burst of low air pressure.
"I didn't say that on purpose...just kidding...how did you become so stingy!"
Li Miao's forced smile didn't affect Zhou Zhiqin's bad mood at all. He sat down on the bedside unhappily, like a leader talking to someone.Li Miao quickly followed and sat on Zhou Zhiqin's lap shamelessly.
"Go on, old people like me have osteoporosis."
"When did I say you were an old man!"
"Just now."
"I said it as a joke. It's all Pengfei's fault. He quoted it."
"Go down!"
"Zhiqin, you are the most magnanimous, and you will definitely not argue with me."
"I'm demented."
"Okay, I'm wrong and you still care about me, okay! Can you forgive me like you forgive Zhou Yi? Why is my treatment so low?"
Zhou Zhiqin pushed Li Miao away to touch his hand, and said slowly, "Don't do this, you're a half-mature lady, why are you pretending to be a beauty trick?"
"Damn it! Say it again!" Li Miao threw Zhou Zhiqin on the bed unceremoniously, threatening to hit him.His fists really clenched, because the word "mature mistress" deeply revenged him, worse than dementia.He finally understood why the class struggle between Zhou Pengfei and his father had not achieved a large-scale victory for so many years.
"Hey, hey, it hit my bones. Miaomiao, don't go crazy."
Li Miao would not listen to Zhou Zhiqin, and attacked Zhou Zhiqin's armpit while taking off his clothes.
The two had a great time playing on the bed, angry and happy.To use an old saying to describe it is-crying and laughing, yellow dog peeing.
"Old Zhou, you should think about it seriously and go see a doctor. Just take some medicine."
"Are you talking again? You are talking about me going to Taobao to buy a mouth plug for you to wear! Use your Alipay..."
"Will you recharge Alipay? Stop playing high-tech, it's not for you."
Zhou Zhiqin kicked Li Miao mercilessly, although it was not heavy.But Li Miao immediately turned into a shrimp and curled up on the bed, shouting, "You're ruthless!"
It was only when Li Miao's underwear was ripped off that his wretchedness was revealed, and he had already stood up.He actually pretended to be serious for so long.Zhou Zhiqin sneered disdainfully, touched Li Miao's lower body, and said teasingly, "This is a switch circuit, you will be hard when you push the switch."
"Ah! Don't pinch! Damn, why are you laughing at fifty steps?"
Zhou Zhiqin lowered his head and hugged Li Miao's lower body, and there was a smell of Safeguard left after taking a bath.
He is familiar with Li Miao's body, he is also familiar with Li Miao's stinky mouth, and he is even more familiar with Li Miao's smell.Sucking greedily, the tongue tried to arouse Li Miao's pleasure from the hair.
Li Miao was not usually sensitive, and was quickly pinched by Zhou Zhiqin. He took the initiative to spread his legs and put his arms around Zhou Zhiqin's neck.The two quickly turned over and became a 69 pose.
Zhou Zhiqin was still wearing trousers, and Li Miao was disappointed when he couldn't get them off after a few times. Zhou Zhiqin gave up 69 and went with real bullets.
Li Miao, who was talking too much at the moment, also closed his mouth wisely, blinked his eyes and watched Zhou Zhiqin put on the condom and squeeze KY out.
Every time Li Miao expands, she is more nervous than when she actually does it, and this has not changed for such a long time.So Zhou Zhiqin's patience gradually grew, and he carefully played with Li Miao's little chrysanthemum.There, the beige folds are stretched out and are very attractive.He didn't push the clone up until Li Miao's legs were weak.
Just as he was about to insert it to the end, there was a knock on the door suddenly.
Li Miao frowned, and heard Zhou Pengfei say at the door: "Dad, I'm going out for a while, Xi'er is already asleep. Take your time and play!"
Zhou Zhiqin was furious, and blurted out Li Miao's catchphrase: "Get lost!"
Li Miao waited until he heard Zhou Pengfei's footsteps were far away before complaining: "Look, you ate too much Viagra back then, what kind of superb son did you have!"
When Zhou Zhiqin heard that Li Miao brought up the old story again, he couldn't hold back his old face, so he immediately straightened his back, put the murder weapon into Li Miao's body, and then worked hard.
Li Miao was pushed so hard that his head hit the headboard of the bed, feeling dizzy and tired.
After Zhou Zhiqin managed to persist for [-] minutes to ejaculate, Li Miao grabbed Zhou Zhiqin tightly and ejaculated. This was his third time tonight.At this moment, he really felt like a faucet with no water.
Zhou Zhiqin put his arms around Li Miao and touched the back of his head, panting and asked, "It hurts...does it hurt?"
"Above or below?"
"head!"
"It's a bit... Maybe tomorrow Xi'er will ask me if I have become a monk who hit the bell."
Zhou Zhiqin rolled his eyes, Li Miao really made him unable to use any words to describe or sarcasm.He lost, physically and mentally.
【THEEND】
Of course, when he first found out about this situation, he was still thinking positively. Was his work not going well?Or was it because Pengfei made things difficult for him?Or too much sex life powerless?In short, Li Miao thought about this question very seriously, and even wondered if they had reached the seven-year itch, but obviously not, there was no big problem with their relationship, and there was no big problem with their sex life. Although he stumbled and stumbled, nothing major happened. In short, Li Miao finally identified this problem as Zhou Zhiqin's recent promotion must have encountered obstacles.
Finding a Friday when Zhou Zhiqin didn't socialize, Li Miao handed over her daughter to Jiangshan and Pengfei to take her to Happy Valley.Then he prepared a rich menu and waited for Zhou Zhiqin to come back.
Zhou Zhiqin got off work on time, and when he opened the door, he could smell the smell of grilled silver cod.
At first, he thought that his son Huang Shiren was enslaving Xiaobaicai's daughter-in-law to make some western food for him, but after changing his shoes, when he passed by the kitchen, he found that the slender figure was actually Li Miao.
He was about to scold Zhou Pengfei for being a lazy guy, but when he turned around, he realized that there were only the two of them in the house.
Zhou Zhiqin put down his briefcase, rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen.
Li Miao yelled: "Go out, I'll make you smell all over in a while."
"Don't be so virtuous, I can't help but want to eat you."
"roll……"
Li Miao's pronunciation of the word "roll" has become more and more correct recently.Sometimes it's really annoying Zhou Zhiqin's shamelessness, and sometimes it's fun. In short, this word has become a common word.But Zhou Zhiqin, who has no ball form, has never rolled.
Zhou Zhiqin, who was still in the kitchen, acted like a leader and directed there, so Li Miao had to arrange for him to cut tomatoes.
"Come here, cut it up and put it on this plate."
Zhou Zhiqin was a little rusty with the knife, but he was very cooperative and tried to cut two tomatoes into round slices, but this tomato had been stored for a long time, it was soft, and many seeds sprouted from everything.Zhou Zhiqin cut the tomato impatiently.
"Hey, why is this tomato cut so thick?"
"It's too thick to fit in your mouth, right?!"
Li Miao was choked for no reason, but seeing that it was time to start cooking, he didn't bother with Zhou Zhiqin.
By the way, Zhou Zhiqin likes to talk like this recently.It was a trivial matter that was obviously very simple, but he brought it up on the line, and he spit out what.
Li Miao took off her apron, washed her hands, and quickly went to the table, without mentioning the tomato that was cut like a dog.
"How did you get so much today? They're not here?"
"They're going to Happy Valley. Xi'er begged me to take her there. At my age, I can't play with my life. So I asked Xiaojiang and Feifei to take her there."
"You took money from the prodigal son behind my back again, didn't you?"
Zhou Zhiqin stared at Li Miao while asking, making him even lie if he wanted to.
"I... don't I give him some money to go out and play..."
"He is already a working person, so don't give him money in the future. He is used to being extravagant, and he doesn't know how hard it is to earn money."
Li Miao really wanted to say that this is not what you were used to, and it was none of my business, but he endured it so that this "heart-to-heart talk" could have a good start.
Zhou Zhiqin already knew Li Miao very well, and he knew that he didn't take it seriously when he saw the corner of his mouth slightly turned down, so he said unhappily: "If you have anything to say, just say it, don't babble."
"When did I yell?! I made so much food for you. It's because you seem to be in a bad mood recently. I want to make you happy! Why don't you appreciate it at all! I'm tired In the afternoon, I bought and cooked again, I ate too much balls!"
"What are you yelling! Eat!"
"You—"
Li Miao gritted his teeth and stuffed a piece of bacon into his mouth. His cheeks puffed up, like an old fox stealing chicken legs. Zhou Zhiqin finally couldn't help it, and squirted the borscht in his mouth with a "puchi" It came out, but fortunately caught it with a paper towel in time.
"Eat slowly...I won't compete with you..."
"Hmph." Li Miao threw a pair of sanitation balls at them.
Zhou Zhiqin lowered his head in boredom, and started to kill the silver cod. Only now did he realize that there was an extra piece of silver cod on his plate. Li Miao always liked to do these little tricks, which moved people to join Christianity.
Zhou Zhiqin also immediately began to reflect on whether he had spoken too seriously just now.
For a while, both of them ate in silence, not saying a word, and the atmosphere was weird.Li Miao talks a lot when eating, and he can't wait to play, play and sing, so Zhou Zhiqin finds this kind of quietness particularly relatable.
So he had nothing to say, "Have you been quite free lately?"
"I'm not too busy..." Li Miao's tone was sour.
"What? What did I say wrong?"
"I'm not as busy as you at work, but I can't describe it as leisure, right?! I haven't retired yet!"
"Hey, why do you always try to distort my words. I just care about you. I don't see anyone when you're busy, and I'm not happy."
This was considered a good flattery, Li Miao immediately felt comfortable all over, and turned the topic to his business: "Are you guys trying to impress people recently?"
"There may be personnel changes, but it's all rumored now, and I don't know if it's true. But it shouldn't matter to me."
As soon as Li Miao heard Zhou Zhiqin's words, he felt that the surrounding air had cooled down by 2°. Zhou Zhiqin's life was really smooth sailing. He was full of vigor in middle age, but now he seemed to have climbed to the top, and he couldn't climb up halfway. He fell into the middle-aged crisis that every man will encounter.It is too late to say that his midlife crisis has come.
"Don't worry, you've only been here for two or three years, you have to heat up the ground first."
"If you don't understand, don't ask."
"Isn't this trying to help you solve it, who is more difficult?"
"I told you not to ask! I am tired enough during the day, and I will report to you when I come back at night?!"
Hearing this, Li Miao also became angry. He jumped up, looked down at Zhou Zhiqin, and said angrily, "Reporting to work?! Do you need it?! Eat slowly, I have no appetite."
"Are you in menopause, Li Miao!"
"You are just in menopause, and your whole family is in menopause!" Li Miao realized that Zhou Zhiqin was so strange recently because of menopause.
He took two steps, and then turned back.
Zhou Zhiqin thought that Li Miao was going to give him a step down. Of course, there is no need to be so serious about the quarrel between the couple. If Li Miao really gave him a step down, he would be ready to take advantage of the situation.
Unexpectedly, Li Miao said: "I was still wondering if you have encountered some troubles recently, but it turned out that you are in menopause! Go and have a look, menopause is a disease, you need to take medicine..."
Zhou Zhiqin originally rejected words such as "old age" in his heart, but now "menopause" has also been successfully blacklisted.
He grabbed Li Miao's arm with one hand and said forcefully, "Sit down and eat, you have a stomach problem."
Although Li Miao still stuck his neck like a rooster, his body was unwilling to leave. Zhou Zhiqin's concern still made him feel very considerate.Reluctantly, he went back to sit down and began to gobble it up.
Zhou Zhiqin forked a piece of smoked meat from the plate and gave it to Li Miao.
Li Miao didn't refuse either, it was his favorite food.
The specially prepared meal was ruined by the two of them. They ate more than half of it, and there was still a lot left.Sarah didn't move.Li Miao was in a low mood and was about to clean up the dishes, but Zhou Zhiqin suddenly grabbed him and said, "Go and sit for a while before doing the washing. Don't you hate doing the dishes right after eating?"
Turning on the TV, there was only news broadcast, and the two of them sat side by side, but they couldn't find anything to say.They are still a little angry.
Li Miao took out her phone and started playing Lianliankan.
Zhou Zhiqin was still thinking about menopause, so he asked abruptly: "You think we two should go to see a doctor together? I think we are both a bit menopausal."
"Get out...that's yours, how old am I, I'm still young!" Li Miao said this intentionally to anger Zhou Zhiqin.
Then, he succeeded.
Zhou Zhiqin moved a seat to the side and refused to sit next to Li Miao.He held the remote control and kept switching channels, but all he switched back and forth were news broadcasts.
Li Miao suddenly thought of a joke, he really wanted to tell Zhou Zhiqin, but he didn't want to look like he was giving Zhou Zhiqin a step down.
So I held back for a long time, my hands shook several times, and I didn't even play to pass the level.
He twisted his buttocks on the sofa several times, Zhou Zhiqin kept glancing at Li Miao who seemed to be constipated from the corner of his eye, wondering if he was angry or what.But he didn't want to talk either, the fact of being "humiliated" just now was still lingering in his mind.
The two persisted until the last five minutes of the news broadcast, when Li Miao finally broke out: "Don't change the channel! Only dementia keeps changing the channel!"
Zhou Zhiqin saw Li Miao's smirk, and his tone was really angry. He didn't know what was wrong with him, so he said coldly: "I'm just old man with dementia, go get me a basin of water to wash my feet."
"roll……"
Zhou Zhiqin turned his head to face Li Miao, and suddenly made an expression that he couldn't put his tongue back after his face was paralyzed. Li Miao was immediately defeated, he rushed over, held Zhou Zhiqin down, rolled on him, and laughed so much that his mouth was drooling spray.Zhou Zhiqin wiped his mouth and said, "A person like you who can't hold back his saliva is dementia, you know that?"
"I just wanted to tell you a joke, and I held it in for too long, so my mouth was full of water!"
"Tell me...your joke is the coldest."
Li Miao sat upright, crossed his legs, and said, "Once upon a time, there was a foreigner who moved to live in China. Then he bought a TV set, and tuned the channels with great interest, but he turned around and found that all the channels were the same. Yes. He was very angry and called the mall and asked the store to replace him with a TV. The store saw that he had shopped within seven days and replaced him with a new one early the next morning.”
Zhou Zhiqin nodded, indicating that he was listening carefully. Seeing Li Miao's beaming face, he really realized that he was old, but Li Miao was still so young.This kind of reluctance made Zhou Zhiqin suffer physically and mentally. Apart from finding his place on the bed, he seemed really powerless in other places.One of the cans couldn't be opened that day, and it was Li Miao who opened it.He used to be the absolute "man" in the family, and it was Li Miao's turn not to open cans.
Li Miao didn't know Zhou Zhiqin's little boy, so he continued his cold joke: "The people in the shopping mall kindly helped him adjust the TV. But at night, when he went home to watch TV, he found that the TV became the same channel again. Yes. He was very angry at first, but then a little helpless, so he could only knock on the neighbor’s door and ask the neighbor why every channel on my TV is the same. Is it like this in your house? The neighbor rolled his eyes and said, it’s seven o’clock Twenty points, people all over the country are like this! Foreigners were shocked and asked why, but the neighbors said, just get used to it, and I don’t know what it is for.”
After Li Miao finished speaking, he laughed "haha". Zhou Zhiqin looked at him expressionlessly, and slowly held his forehead and said, "Miaomiao, I really look forward to what kind of virtue you will be in menopause."
"Not funny?"
"It's really cold..."
Li Miao turned her face away and got up: "Hmph, I won't tell you if you don't have the nerve to laugh."
Zhou Zhiqin didn't follow Li Miao. He knew that Li Miao had gone to the Internet to check the net worth of the fund. He still had the saliva that Li Miao spewed just now in his palm. He held his hands together and smiled helplessly.
In the evening, Zhou Pengfei, who was full after eating and drinking, brought Xi'er back, and Jiang Shan went back to his own small rented apartment.
Zhou Pengfei carried Xi'er on his shoulders when he entered the door.Although he really wanted to be hugged by a handsome princess, Xi'er was no longer short or light.And it seemed to be even heavier after falling asleep. He thought that if there was no elevator, he really couldn't carry the little girl up to the fifteenth floor.
Put Xi'er on the sofa, and saw that only his father was reading the newspaper there, and Li Miao was nowhere to be seen.He asked suspiciously: "Where's uncle? What's the matter? Did you quarrel?"
Zhou Zhiqin rolled his eyes, not wanting to answer such an obvious question, so he ordered his son to wash the dishes.
Zhou Pengfei was washing the dishes quite loudly, Zhou Zhiqin planned to go over and tell him to keep his voice down, but just as he turned the corner, he saw Zhou Pengfei eating vegetable salad on the table.
Unhappy, he went over and slapped his son's hand off, angrily said: "Your uncle made this for me! Don't eat it!"
"If you don't eat, you have to pour it out. What a pity. Why are you so stingy, Dad!"
"If I say you can't eat it, you can't eat it. Didn't you eat enough outside? Isn't your stomach full with such a bulging stomach?"
Zhou Pengfei waved his hand and gave his father a disdainful look. There was some kind of sympathy and banter in his eyes, which immediately made Zhou Zhiqin a little unbearable.But he couldn't help it anymore, and didn't lose his temper again.He's had enough of his tantrums tonight.
Li Miao heard some movement outside, presumably it was Pengfei's return, so she wandered into the living room in her pajamas, and happened to meet Zhou Zhiqin who came out of the kitchen with a dark face.
Li Miao immediately said meanly: "What? Was the tail stepped on again?!"
Zhou Zhiqin went over and grabbed Li Miao's arm, hugged him and kissed him.Li Miao didn't expect Zhou Zhiqin to do such a trick, and was caught off guard by the kiss.
Zhou Pengfei, who came out to watch the fun, immediately whistled behind Zhou Zhiqin.
Li Miao shyly pushed Zhou Zhiqin away, just like a parent who is shy to make out in front of their children.
"We made up. That's it..."
"Can't you be a little more frank and admit that you're in menopause?"
"If you mention those three words again, I will tell you to enter menopause early!"
Li Miao suddenly smiled like a flower on his face, Zhou Zhiqin always did this, if he didn't want to admit it, he could turn a corner and say something else, but fortunately Li Miao was used to his awkward way of expression.
Li Miao patted Zhou Zhiqin's back, and suddenly said seriously, "Did you not exercise recently, why do you feel that your back has grown thicker?"
"I'm wearing thermal underwear..."
"It's only the end of October!"
"It's cold winter this year. We're going to test the heating water supply in our community this weekend. You too, wear more clothes. Don't try to save face and suffer."
As soon as Zhou Zhiqin finished speaking, Zhou Pengfei answered again. He smiled and said to Li Miao: "Uncle, you have a body that can't get fat. You don't know that my dad eats less than before in order to meet the standard in your heart. He is most afraid of getting a belly, our family may inherit it, you look back at his belly button, it is protruding outward."
"Go wash the dishes!"
"If you don't believe me, let my uncle see for himself."
When Zhou Pengfei entered the kitchen, Li Miao lifted Zhou Zhiqin's clothes and took a look. Sure enough, the shape of the belly button is the kind that will make you fat.Immediately, as if a bitter melon had been hung on his face, he complained: "You are not allowed to fuck me when you grow a belly."
"why?"
"I don't like...not aesthetically pleasing...destroying libido..."
Zhou Zhiqin imagined himself rolling the sheets with Li Miao after he grew a belly, it really destroyed his libido.
"Come on, let's go back to the room."
"Why are you going back to your room?"
Thinking that Zhou Pengfei might hear their conversation, Zhou Zhiqin changed his tune and said, "I want to check if you will have a small belly in the future."
"Hmph! With my inherited bamboo body, unless I'm pregnant, my belly won't grow out!"
Zhou Pengfei, who was eavesdropping, was suddenly made weak by Li Miao's words. He squatted down with limp legs, and couldn't help shouting up to the sky!How on earth his father could stand his uncle, he began to be puzzled.
Zhou Zhiqin, who couldn't help but smile wryly at Li Miao's words, decided to use body language to talk to Li Miao.He half dragged Li Miao back to the room.Both of them had a little blood pressure rise, and evil thoughts surged up.
Zhou Zhiqin kicked off the slippers, put his arms around Li Miao and rolled on the bed.Li Miao worried: "Be careful of your waist!"
"I'm not that old."
"Okay, okay, you're not old, I'm old, okay!"
"You can't be old either. When you are old, it means that I am old."
"Now I finally understand why ten elderly people in the family are not as annoying as having one Alzheimer's disease! Take off your clothes quickly, and I will turn on the air conditioner."
"Mum!"
"It's not my fault that you caught a cold later!"
"come over……"
Zhou Zhiqin hugged Li Miao tightly, put his mouth on Li Miao's neck, and didn't kiss him, just scratched Li Miao's heart.
"I know that people will grow old, but they always don't want to grow old. Time can't stop. What do you think?"
"What kind of answer do you want to hear? A lyrical and gentle one, or a cold and realistic one?"
"Come on!"
"The nasty words are---I grow old with you, you are not alone! The realistic words are---I will be younger than you no matter how old I am!" After speaking, Li Miao wisely jumped away, but Zhou Zhiqin was still thrown on him Grabs the ankle.
"Anyway, I won't be able to handle it when I'm old. Let's take advantage of the time to get a few more shots. Don't even think about getting out of bed tomorrow!"
"Hey, I won't take you to retaliate like this! You have to listen!"
Zhou Zhiqin didn't pay attention to Li Miao's sophistry, and pulled down Li Miao's pajama pants by pulling his trousers.
"Old rascal, Xi'er hasn't washed her face and brushed her teeth yet, what are you doing! Come back after they fall asleep..."
"It's rare to be impulsive a few times in life, just follow me." Zhou Zhiqin was in high spirits.
"Get out! Ah!" Li Miao felt Zhou Zhiqin bite his calf, and he immediately shivered.This person started talking more and more like himself, Li Miao suddenly realized that this metaphor was wrong, so he stopped thinking about it.
He kicked his legs, and Zhou Zhiqin grabbed him indiscriminately and pinned him behind his waist.
Li Miao saw that half of her trousers were taken off and she would continue to be murdered, so she quickly pressed Zhou Zhiqin's hand and said, "I'll do it, I will take it off myself. You are so excited, I will tear it to pieces in a while, call Pengfei." Seeing him, I want to say that this is the scene of rape and murder."
"Do you care about him? Smelly mouth is as good as you."
"When did I have a bad mouth?"
"No, no, absolutely not!" Zhou Zhiqin wagged his tail at Li Miao against his will for his own welfare.
"As a person, I just say what I have, how can I say it's a bad mouth! Pengfei's malicious slander is it."
Zhou Zhiqin said, your inability to see your abilities clearly is due to menopause!Also because of menopause!But in the end, he still succumbed to his own desire, and flattered Li Miao again: "That's right, I didn't teach Pengfei well, it's too wild."
"He's actually pretty good outside, but he's stinky to you."
Zhou Zhiqin really wanted to know when Li Miao would give up this topic, so he went to pinch Li Miao's nipples, ravaging her for a while, hoping to divert Li Miao's attention.
In the end he failed!
Li Miao has been through the battlefield for a long time, and he is not panting at all. He said with bright eyes, "But Xiao Jiang is very powerful, and he can always cure Pengfei. I really should learn from him."
"Shut up! You are having sex, what are they doing, you are not emotional..."
Zhou Zhiqin turned his head arrogantly like a violent bear, and made a fuss on the bed.
Li Miao saw that Zhou Zhiqin was turning his generous back to him, and knew that he had ruined Zhou Zhiqin's interest, so he was going to give him a step down, but when he thought that Xi'er was not asleep, as a father, he was not at ease. Like going to bed without brushing your teeth at night, there is always something to worry about.
He tugged at Zhou Zhiqin's arm and said, "Why don't we wait for Xi'er to wash her face and brush her teeth before going to bed?"
"Go." These two words didn't seem to come from Zhou Zhiqin's mouth at all, they were as reluctant as if they came from his butt.
"Be right back."
After Li Miao went out, Zhou Zhiqin unhappily picked up his ipad to read the e-newsletter, his face was as black as Bao Gong’s. In fact, he did not object to Li Miao taking care of his daughter, but he objected to Li Miao’s curling up like a hot dog on his lower body. Time to leave yourself.
After going out of the bedroom door, he saw two piercing gazes. Li Miao paused, looking suspiciously at Pengfei and Xi'er who were playing flying chess.
"what?"
Pengfei smiled and said, "Isn't this happy hour? Why did it come out? I thought at least until the evening news..."
Li Miao ignored Zhou Pengfei's playful expression, went to hold his daughter's hand, and asked, "Did you have fun today?"
"Happy! But brother Jiangshan didn't come back with us. Dad, when will he move in with us? Isn't he the one of brother Pengfei?"
Li Miao took a look at Zhou Pengfei and knew that the brat had instigated his daughter to ask.
He paused, then answered Xi'er: "This father doesn't know either, so I have to ask Uncle Zhou."
"Why doesn't Uncle Zhou let Brother Jiangshan live with Brother Pengfei? How nice it is for us to live together. It can also save on car fares, phone bills, and broadband bills."
Finally, Li Miao couldn't help it, raised her head, looked at Zhou Pengfei's begging eyes, and said, "It's not that I haven't mentioned it to your father, but your father doesn't want him to move here."
"I promise there will be no problem. Jiangshan is very sensible. Except for the loud voice, you and my dad can't hear us when we talk. I know my dad is a little too careful. Please help me persuade him, uncle."
After hearing Zhou Pengfei's words, Li Miao subconsciously thought: "He is not careful, he is narrow-minded."
"what?"
"Come here with your ears..."
Zhou Pengfei obediently put his ear close to them, and Li Miao glanced back at their bedroom door, which was closed, before saying, "Your father doesn't want to see you guys so young, he's late in the evening."
"I'm going to go!"
"Keep your voice down! He knows I told you the truth, and I'm done."
Zhou Pengfei suddenly smiled slyly, and asked in a low voice, "My dad is really dying now? Would you like some whipped wine to drink?"
"Forget it, it's a temporary solution, not the root cause!"
"Li Miao!"
Zhou Zhiqin was wearing slippers, standing at the door of the bedroom, and shouted angrily.
Li Miao was talking about people behind her back, and she was immediately scared out of her wits.
Seeing his father's expression, Xi'er knew that Uncle Zhou was angry again, so she followed Zhou Pengfei to gloat.She shook off her father's hand and said, "Dad, I'm so tired today. I'm going to wash my face and feet, and I'll go to bed after washing. Good night, Uncle Zhou, good night, Brother Pengfei."
Although Zhou Zhiqin didn't have a good face towards the child's father, he was still very gentle towards the child, and immediately said: "Okay, Xi'er go to bed early, get up early tomorrow, don't be lazy on the bed."
"Know it!"
Watching her daughter trotting to the bathroom, Li Miao felt that she must have been betrayed by Zhou Pengfei, a bastard.
He must have seen his dad open the door!
Li Miao gave Zhou Pengfei a resentful look, then turned to look at Zhou Zhiqin.
Zhou Zhiqin stretched out his finger and hooked it, and Li Miao immediately followed him like a dog, trying to make up for his mistakes.However, it will take a lot of difficulty to make up for the water that is spilled when you speak out.
Li Miao felt Zhou Zhiqin's whole body exuded a burst of low air pressure.
"I didn't say that on purpose...just kidding...how did you become so stingy!"
Li Miao's forced smile didn't affect Zhou Zhiqin's bad mood at all. He sat down on the bedside unhappily, like a leader talking to someone.Li Miao quickly followed and sat on Zhou Zhiqin's lap shamelessly.
"Go on, old people like me have osteoporosis."
"When did I say you were an old man!"
"Just now."
"I said it as a joke. It's all Pengfei's fault. He quoted it."
"Go down!"
"Zhiqin, you are the most magnanimous, and you will definitely not argue with me."
"I'm demented."
"Okay, I'm wrong and you still care about me, okay! Can you forgive me like you forgive Zhou Yi? Why is my treatment so low?"
Zhou Zhiqin pushed Li Miao away to touch his hand, and said slowly, "Don't do this, you're a half-mature lady, why are you pretending to be a beauty trick?"
"Damn it! Say it again!" Li Miao threw Zhou Zhiqin on the bed unceremoniously, threatening to hit him.His fists really clenched, because the word "mature mistress" deeply revenged him, worse than dementia.He finally understood why the class struggle between Zhou Pengfei and his father had not achieved a large-scale victory for so many years.
"Hey, hey, it hit my bones. Miaomiao, don't go crazy."
Li Miao would not listen to Zhou Zhiqin, and attacked Zhou Zhiqin's armpit while taking off his clothes.
The two had a great time playing on the bed, angry and happy.To use an old saying to describe it is-crying and laughing, yellow dog peeing.
"Old Zhou, you should think about it seriously and go see a doctor. Just take some medicine."
"Are you talking again? You are talking about me going to Taobao to buy a mouth plug for you to wear! Use your Alipay..."
"Will you recharge Alipay? Stop playing high-tech, it's not for you."
Zhou Zhiqin kicked Li Miao mercilessly, although it was not heavy.But Li Miao immediately turned into a shrimp and curled up on the bed, shouting, "You're ruthless!"
It was only when Li Miao's underwear was ripped off that his wretchedness was revealed, and he had already stood up.He actually pretended to be serious for so long.Zhou Zhiqin sneered disdainfully, touched Li Miao's lower body, and said teasingly, "This is a switch circuit, you will be hard when you push the switch."
"Ah! Don't pinch! Damn, why are you laughing at fifty steps?"
Zhou Zhiqin lowered his head and hugged Li Miao's lower body, and there was a smell of Safeguard left after taking a bath.
He is familiar with Li Miao's body, he is also familiar with Li Miao's stinky mouth, and he is even more familiar with Li Miao's smell.Sucking greedily, the tongue tried to arouse Li Miao's pleasure from the hair.
Li Miao was not usually sensitive, and was quickly pinched by Zhou Zhiqin. He took the initiative to spread his legs and put his arms around Zhou Zhiqin's neck.The two quickly turned over and became a 69 pose.
Zhou Zhiqin was still wearing trousers, and Li Miao was disappointed when he couldn't get them off after a few times. Zhou Zhiqin gave up 69 and went with real bullets.
Li Miao, who was talking too much at the moment, also closed his mouth wisely, blinked his eyes and watched Zhou Zhiqin put on the condom and squeeze KY out.
Every time Li Miao expands, she is more nervous than when she actually does it, and this has not changed for such a long time.So Zhou Zhiqin's patience gradually grew, and he carefully played with Li Miao's little chrysanthemum.There, the beige folds are stretched out and are very attractive.He didn't push the clone up until Li Miao's legs were weak.
Just as he was about to insert it to the end, there was a knock on the door suddenly.
Li Miao frowned, and heard Zhou Pengfei say at the door: "Dad, I'm going out for a while, Xi'er is already asleep. Take your time and play!"
Zhou Zhiqin was furious, and blurted out Li Miao's catchphrase: "Get lost!"
Li Miao waited until he heard Zhou Pengfei's footsteps were far away before complaining: "Look, you ate too much Viagra back then, what kind of superb son did you have!"
When Zhou Zhiqin heard that Li Miao brought up the old story again, he couldn't hold back his old face, so he immediately straightened his back, put the murder weapon into Li Miao's body, and then worked hard.
Li Miao was pushed so hard that his head hit the headboard of the bed, feeling dizzy and tired.
After Zhou Zhiqin managed to persist for [-] minutes to ejaculate, Li Miao grabbed Zhou Zhiqin tightly and ejaculated. This was his third time tonight.At this moment, he really felt like a faucet with no water.
Zhou Zhiqin put his arms around Li Miao and touched the back of his head, panting and asked, "It hurts...does it hurt?"
"Above or below?"
"head!"
"It's a bit... Maybe tomorrow Xi'er will ask me if I have become a monk who hit the bell."
Zhou Zhiqin rolled his eyes, Li Miao really made him unable to use any words to describe or sarcasm.He lost, physically and mentally.
【THEEND】
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