Celestial Master [entertainment circle]

After carrying all the ID documents, it doesn't take much time to apply for the bank card in person.

But out of concern about the abnormal environment of this place, Luo Shifang did not leave after the bank card was processed, but carefully observed the surrounding environment to see if the disaster was an accident that could be avoided.

"Wow...it's a luxury car!"

At this moment, a surprised and envious male voice suddenly came from outside.

Almost at the same moment, the side door of the bank opened, and a middle-aged man with a big belly quickly ran out of it.

——What a flexible fat man.

Luo Shifang secretly lamented the explosive power of human beings, but the old bank employee couldn't help opening his mouth.

Can you tell them that the manager who is the best at speaking bureaucrats and with eyes on the top of the Mediterranean is so out of his mind, what kind of big customers did their small township branch welcome?

The Maserati parked in the parking space in front of the bank, and the assistant got out of the car first and opened the rear door.

What caught everyone's eyes was a pair of long legs over 110 centimeters. These legs were properly wrapped under the gray suit pants, and the dark brown leather shoes on the feet were shiny, which looked very expensive at first glance.

"Boss Yan, we're here."

When Yan Yuan, who was more handsome than the male stars, and dressed in a smart suit showing the dominance of the boss, appeared, the pedestrians who didn't come and go often froze in place and stopped to watch.

"Mr. Yan, thanks to you, such a small place really makes you condescend."

The fat manager smiled obsequiously, and he was already very greasy. The contrast between the two sides' appearances at this moment was so tragic that people couldn't bear to look directly at them.

Yan Yuan walked into the bank maintaining a cold expression. The fat manager walked in front and opened the side door, posing as a "please" gesture to welcome the distinguished guests into the special passage.

"Shifang, that's President Yan Yuan you're looking for!"

Zhang Ziming lost his composure for a moment. He never expected that Yan Yuan would appear here. Before, they planned to stay behind at the construction site of the commercial center in order to see each other from afar!

He kept his voice extremely low, and was about to pat Luo Shifang on the shoulder as a signal, but unexpectedly, his hand missed.

——What about people?

I saw that Luo Shifang had appeared at the door of the special passage at some time, standing less than two meters in front of Yan Yuan, his tall figure almost blocked the fat manager.

"Sir, I'm Luo Shifang. I'm nineteen this year. I think you really need a bodyguard to protect your daily safety, like me."

It can be seen from the monitoring that at the moment when Zhang Ziming was in a daze and the eyes of others were erratic, Luo Shifang swiped his footsteps, and within a breath, he drew ten meters away, standing exactly where he wanted to stand. position.

Where did the fat manager and his assistant think that Cheng Yaojin would come out halfway: unexpectedly someone would recommend himself to be a bodyguard these days?

By the way... when they entered the door, the other party was still sitting in the seat on the other side. What happened in this brief moment? !

Yan Yuan subconsciously took a look at Luo Shifang, and found that the other party was indeed a young man half a round younger than him, with a strong physique, a natural and innocent face, and a few stars in his eyes, dazzling Very, the look of hope and anticipation at this time is unbearable to refuse.

Even though the mental activities were very rich, in fact, only two seconds later, Yan Yuan came back to his senses before the others, and said lightly:

"You are still young, if you just think that being a bodyguard is a cool thing, then you are wrong. Bodyguards need to pass a series of strict assessments. I don't need bodyguards for personal protection for the time being."

To the last young man who had just grown up and obviously hadn't experienced the baptism of society, Mr. Ba Zong's tone was a little gentle.

Seeing that his boss had spoken, the assistant came back to his senses and said politely:

"Sir, we really don't need bodyguards. Thank you very much for your kindness, but we still have things to do, so please make way."

Luo Shifang also knew that his request came suddenly, and said: "Your seal is black, but the center of your brow is red, and tomorrow there will be bloodshed."

The assistant froze when he heard this.

There are five types of people that the president of his family hates the most, in order of the degree of disgust: one is people who pretend to be gods and ghosts; man of.

Self-knowledge is a fool, insidious and cunning is a villain, inferiority complex is double-faced, love and lust is a bastard... It seems that it is better to play tricks.

As for why the pretenders are at the top of the list, I have to mention that Yan Yuan was plotted against by his uncle when he was a child. It was obviously food poisoning, but he invited a magic stick to drink talisman water and sprinkle cinnabar for him to drive away evil spirits. Half of Yuan's life was saved by the old butler who secretly sent him to the hospital to save Yan Yuan's life.

Therefore, although Yan Yuan is in the real estate industry that pays attention to feng shui, he can keep a respectful distance from ghosts and gods.

On weekdays, Mr. Ba Zong is the most reluctant to listen to people talking about those gods and ghosts, as soon as he hears it, he will detonate the backlog of childhood shadows in his heart.

Whether this brave young man in front of him belongs to the last four types of people, and what kind of personality charm he possesses, the assistant has no idea, but he violated the biggest taboo when he came up...

Before his president got angry, the assistant wanted to drive him away immediately.

It's too late to say it's too late, Luo Shifang took out a small book with a stamped stamp from his coat pocket:

"I am a serious celestial master with a celestial master certificate, not those magic sticks. The celestial master certificate is a certificate certified by government agencies. At present, less than [-] copies have been issued nationwide. Please believe in my professional ability. For example, behind me This one will be cleaned up soon."

The fat manager lying on the gun: "..."

Just like Zhang Ziming's reaction when he saw the celestial master's certificate earlier, a big question mark appeared on the assistant's head, and Yan Yuan's face froze before he could make any expression.

——The celestial master also has a certificate?

"Taoist priests have Taoist certificates, monks have monk certificates, and of course celestial masters also have celestial master certificates." Seeing everyone's doubts, Luo Shifang proved his innocence: "If you don't believe me, you can scan the QR code on the last page of the small book to enter Inquiry on the official website..."

"Stop." Yan Yuan's head ached from the words, never expecting that the kind-hearted young man in front of him would be chattering.

"I'm sorry, we believe that your celestial master certificate was obtained through formal means, but we don't need it, thank you, and goodbye."

Seeing that the other party didn't believe it, Luo Shifang showed such a regretful expression, and took the initiative to avoid it, revealing the fat manager with a shy face behind his back.

Yan Yuan felt a headache just now, but now he feels that his eyes hurt from being scorched by the fat manager.

Although the latter does not have the metaphysics of mouth opening, it seems that they also account for the last four kinds of people he hates the most.

The assistant was relieved to see that his president was in a good mood.

After a while, the side door closed.

With excellent hearing, Luo Shifang heard the sound of apology and cursing from the fat manager inside the door. Basically, the other party was announcing that he would be responsible for Yan Yuan's safety in the bank, and that he would not let neurosis appear in front of his eyes again.

Yan Yuan didn't speak, but he didn't feel comfortable listening to the fat manager's cursing.

Luo Shifang, who was scolded as "crazy", was not angry either.

When he looked at the fat manager's face, his face was flushed, his eyes were dim, the corners of his eyes were blue, and his forehead was blotchy... All kinds of signs showed that the other party was in the state of separation and reunion in the palace of husband and wife.

Especially the red light on the opposite side has taken on a deep pink color, and it seems that the retribution will come soon.

Just like what he said just now to prove his strength, it will be very fast.

He couldn't afford to be angry with a villain who was about to commit crimes by himself.

"My ancestor, what are you doing... You are still acting as a bodyguard for the other party. Are you not a star anymore?"

God knows that Zhang Ziming was so frightened by Luo Shifang's vigorous and resolute style just now that he broke out in a cold sweat.

——That's the president of Tianqiu Real Estate!He was someone who was absolutely unwilling to provoke even at his peak!

Even if Luo Shifang is a master with real skills, but he stepped forward so directly and offered himself as a bodyguard, what if he felt uncomfortable and left a bad impression?

Especially the one in front of him is still counting on absorbing the other party's life energy to survive.

Luo Shifang: "He is not angry. He is definitely not a narrow-minded person. I can tell by his face. But he doesn't believe me. To be precise, he doesn't believe in metaphysics. He even refuses to believe in himself..."

"Yes, yes, but master, please don't do this kind of thing that stimulates people's heart disease next time. I may die if I do it a few more times."

Zhang Ziming held his frantically beating heart and said weakly.

"Well, you will live a long life... I'm sorry to make you worry, and I won't say that I will be a bodyguard for others in the future." Luo Shifang sincerely apologized.

After all, he was the one who first agreed to become a big star, and just now he said that he wanted to be the other party's bodyguard. This is too disrespectful.

Sure enough, there are no shortcuts to everything.

Being told by the master of metaphysics that he could live a long life and got a promise, Zhang Ziming showed a satisfied smile, leaned over and whispered:

"Have you inhaled it? How does it feel? Is it thick or not? Is it numb like an electric shock, or is it a warm feeling from somewhere in the body to all the limbs... In a word, I asked bluntly, is it cool? "

Zhang Ziming, a mortal, has watched many film and television works in which goblins attract people's spirits, and now he has unprecedented curiosity.

These questions were a bit strange, but fortunately Luo Shifang was quite ignorant about this, and only said:

"No, maybe it's too far away."

He has no experience in absorbing life energy, so naturally he can't grasp the depth.

In the next second, Luo Shifang said: "That's it for today, let's go back first."

"Huh? Just go back like this? How can you get Mr. Yan's favor without divination?"

"The technique of divination is so omnipotent, and the most unpredictable thing in the world is the matter of love. I haven't seen my marriage yet." Luo Shifang said, "But they have no fortune today. Things are not going well, and staying here risks being blamed."

Zhang Ziming nodded with a half understanding.

Almost at the same time as they stepped out of the bank, a fat woman with hair in a bun and heavy makeup entered the bank with an angry face, and there seemed to be some square and heavy things in her purse.

There is still a bit of husband and wife with the fat manager.

"Otherwise, it's okay to watch the excitement nearby."

In all fairness, Luo Shifang was still a little unhappy about being scolded, but that fat manager is not a good person. As a celestial master, he should pay more attention to karma and retribution, which is more conducive to his cultivation.

This is his reply to Zhang Ziming, but the latter can't help but slander: It's just that he can't restrain his desire to eat melons, but he just wants to talk nonsense in a serious manner. What's more sad is that he, a metaphysics layman, is not sure whether this is true or not. Nonsense, tsk!

The fat woman went straight through the side door, and the bank staff seemed to be accustomed to her arrival.

After a while, there was a howl like a slaughtered pig coming from the bank, and occasionally there were women's curses and the sound of heavy objects colliding.

"Damn it, you fat pig is actually raising a mistress behind your mother's back, and you plan to take your illegitimate son home. If your daughter hadn't personally followed me, how long would you want to hide from me? Divorce! You cleanse your old mother, dead pig!" Get out of the house! My old lady will clean your body now, smash your body (beep——), and castrate you as a pig! Ah——I will die to my old lady!"

"What did the pig do wrong? It's so delicious."

Luo Shifang chose to justify the name of the pig, but he thought so from the bottom of his heart, so his tone at this moment was particularly aggrieved.

Zhang Ziming: Is this irony?Or irony!You don't really think so! ?

There was a flurry of noises in the bank, and I saw that the fat manager who was dressed like a dog not long ago had bruises on his face, bloody head, and ragged clothes. Even the beggars on the street looked better than him. .

And his ear was held in the hand of the fat woman, who was still holding a bloody brick in the other hand... It turned out that this was what was in the purse.

It was less than 15 minutes before Fat Manager and Yan Yuan and others entered the room to discuss, and at this time, the former was injured and taken away by his wife, and the curtain ended.

The assistant and Yan Yuan, who had witnessed the brutal battle scene, were dumbfounded.

The assistant thought of Luo Shifang's "prophecy", and the hand holding the frame of the mirror trembled slightly.

"No way, is it really that clever?"

Yan Yuan: "It may be a coincidence, it just happened to be guessed by him. There are many coincidences in the world, and they are often unexplainable."

"But Mr. Yan..." There are more than one unlucky masters who said you, and all the luck charms given to you were washed by the nanny. Sure enough, something is causing trouble!

As soon as the assistant uttered four words, he was glared at by his own boss, and could only shut up sleepily.

"It won't be so unlucky. A new manager will receive us tomorrow, and the contract will be successfully completed by then."

Assistant: You...don't set up the flag anymore, right?

In the evening, the Public Security Bureau of T City issued an announcement.

A group of robbers who robbed and stolen the supermarket entered T City not long ago. The whereabouts of the criminals are unknown. Citizens are requested to travel carefully, close doors and windows, and try to avoid leaving children alone at home...

In a tin house near a residential area somewhere in T City, three ferocious men were sitting together, looking at the police information displayed on the stolen tablet, their faces all gloomy.

"Damn it, I was discovered again...is there still time to escape now?"

"That's too late."

"Then just make a big deal!" Among the three, the oldest, most vicious, and obviously leading man sneered, "To take hostages, as long as we go to the high seas and leave the country, the money we get is enough for us I have been eating and drinking spicy food outside for a lifetime!"

The one with the most sly eyebrows among the three said: "I heard from people nearby that a luxury car came to town today and entered the bank. The bank manager is like a grandson... Moreover, I heard that the bank manager was beaten by his wife." It’s gone, the business has not been negotiated, and the fat sheep will probably go there again tomorrow.”

Soon, this group of people reached a consensus.