Celestial Master [entertainment circle]

After the program team finished coordinating, Luo Shifang and Yan Yuan moved into Ding Lao's house.

Ding Lao’s house is located at the front of the mountain, a two-story single-family building, standing alone. If there were not many tall trees planted near Xiaojia Village, Luo Shifang doubted that this building was a large tree. Lightning rod.

As soon as you enter the room, you can see a square table. Under the dim light, there are several dishes on the square table. The combination of meat and vegetables, including fish and shrimp, is steaming. It can be said to be very delicious and rich.

Old Ding said kindly: "I'm used to living alone, and I don't have much to eat on weekdays. Today, you just happened to come here when we were worshiping our ancestors, so you can have a good meal."

"No need, we are losing weight, and we don't eat at night." Luo Shifang grinned, "You can eat by yourself, we only gave you a total of 500 yuan for renting a place to live, how can you pay for it?" Are you embarrassed to get food for free? Besides, those of us who make movies don’t eat dinner.”

Yan Yuan: ... just listen quietly, and don't refute anyway.

Old Ding's face didn't change, but his tone became softer: "Eat some, you two are so strong, how can you have strength if you don't eat? The flesh on your body is deflated, no girl likes it."

"You don't know. Many girls and boys like thin ones. Once they get fat, they will be hated by the audience. Where is the vacant room? Although it is still early, we think we should rest early. There will be tomorrow busy."

Luo Shifang scratched his head and looked ashamed.

Having said all this, Mr. Ding didn't force it, but showed a regretful expression: "There are two vacant rooms upstairs, one with a bed and one with a sofa. Let's live together together."

Luo Shifang: "Then we two will sleep together."

"The bed is relatively small, and the sofa is not too big. It will be a bit difficult for you two big men to squeeze together." Ding Lao shook his head with a look of disapproval on his face.

Normally, the average traveler will reluctantly agree to the separation and sleeping.

Luo Shifang then said seriously: "We just like to squeeze together, if we don't sleep with each other, we won't sleep well."

Yan Yuan, who had been silent all this time, nodded.

"We're going to sleep together, in the same bed."

This time, Ding Lao's expression changed instantly when he saw the two, his eyes were like broken glass splashed out, with a sharp malice.

But this kind of demeanor only changes in an instant. Just blinking, you will find that Ding Lao's expression is still kind, just like the elders treat the younger generation with tolerance.

"It turns out that's the case, then you two can sleep together. But our place is relatively quiet, so we don't need to make too much noise. The bed has a special meaning. Young people should sleep well at night, so that they will be refreshed the next day."

There is a deep meaning in Ding Lao's words.

Luo Shifang didn't understand, but Yan Yuan did. He frowned immediately, not sure whether he liked or hated this misunderstanding, so he explained indifferently:

"We are friends, and we won't cause you any trouble."

"It's just sleeping, why the noise?" Luo Shifang rubbed his head, wondering, "Don't worry, we don't snore, and we don't stay up late to chat, but if we insist on snoring, grind our teeth and fart, there's nothing we can do about it, right? "

Yan Yuan: ...

Since Luo Shifang only fell asleep at night and didn't sleep, he reflected on whether he snored, grinded his teeth, and... farted.

"Tsk." Yan Yuan suddenly became a little irritable, and even uttered a word.

Domineering presidents are just like idol stars, they do not have the above-mentioned physiological behaviors.

Ding Lao chuckled, as if he finally got a satisfactory answer, but he didn't say anything more.

Luo Shifang and Yan Yuan each carried a bag and went up to the second floor.

When the two walked around, the wooden floor made a toothsome "squeak" sound, as if warning them not to walk around casually.

During this period, Mr. Ding just looked at the backs of the two with a smile, and did not sit at the table to eat.

There are three rooms on the second floor. The south-facing one is used as a storage room. It is full of messy things and cannot sleep. There is also a simple Gong barrel in the room; the west-facing one has no windows. There is only a sofa and a set of tables and chairs inside, and there is no air circulation.

The north-facing room is only ten square meters, with windows, but no sunlight will come in during the day, so that when Luo Shifang opens the door, there is a damp and musty smell blowing in his face. Fortunately, the internal environment is still clean. Mattresses can also sleep people.

Yan Yuan took a piece of compressed biscuit from the bag and drank it with water. Although it had no taste, he felt that it was almost enough to support the physical exertion at night, so he didn't eat anything else.

Luo Shifang was different. He took out a high-calorie and high-sugar energy bar and ate a handful before he barely felt half full.

Yan Yuan turned on his phone and found that the signal was getting worse and worse, jumping to "no service" every now and then.

It's all in the 6G era, and the mountain is not deep, but the signal is very poor.

He put away his mobile phone and asked, "What do you think of the food just now?"

He observed for a long time, but he couldn't see anything wrong with the food that Mr. Ding took out, maybe it was just because of his mortal eyes.

Luo Shifang thought for a moment: "It looks pretty good, to be honest, it should be very suitable for insectivores to enjoy."

insectivore?

Yan Yuan remained silent, unable to imagine the difference between what he saw and the reality.

Where they didn't see, Elder Ding silently poured out the plate containing the food.

"Shua, Shua, Shua, Paji, Paji..."

The food fell on the yellow ground, making strange noises.

Look at what delicacies he threw away, it was clearly carrion, maggots, beetles and grass roots!

The piece of rotting meat exuded a stench, and black liquid flowed out from time to time. There were a few white worms nimbly crawling on it. It was the original "braised pork".

"Young people nowadays, how can they grow fat if they don't eat?"

Mr. Ding watched with regret as the crawling "meal" got back into the ground, as if he really regretted that good things were wasted.

Looking at the other families, they also poured out the food in a rustling way. Only the house where the three of Li Lei lived only fell a little, obviously showing signs of being passive.

Tonight is bound to be a restless night.

After Luo Shifang and Yan Yuan turned off the lights, they fell asleep with their clothes on. They moved the bed to the side of the bed so that they wouldn't fall if they turned over.

Yan Yuan lowered his voice, his eyes were full of doubts: "This village..."

"Don't say, don't ask."

Luo Shifang put his index finger on the other's lips, pressed it lightly, and found that it was very soft, but he quickly retracted his hand.

"Unless there is a showdown, after all, the other party has good ears."

Yan Yuan expressed his understanding: "Can the filming be completed within five days?"

"Okay. I'll watch over you. Sleep well and you'll be fine. Looking at the weather, it's going to rain soon." Luo Shifang grinned.

Almost at the same moment, a sudden heavy rain was heard outside, and the old windows were beaten by the wind and rain to make a "crackling" sound.

Yan Yuan closed his eyes, but couldn't fall asleep for a long time, his eyes were staring brightly.

In the end, Luo Shifang used a sleeping spell to make him fall asleep.

Luo Shifang also adjusted his breathing rate to a sleep state, and after a while, a soft call sounded outside the door without warning.

"have you slept?"

Luo Shifang didn't answer.

With a "creak", the door was opened from the outside, making a lengthy sound.

Ding Lao walked to the bed, even though he was walking on the old floor, there was no sound of footsteps.

He just kept silent, staring at the two people on the bed for a long time with a greedy look at the food.

At some point, there was another skinny old man beside Ding Lao, who said in a hoarse voice:

"Everyone has already fallen asleep. Many of our fellow clansmen are suffering. When can we do it?"

Ding Lao: "Let everyone bear with it, if you act rashly, it may cause trouble. I know you have been carrying this stinky skin for long enough, and you want to change it to a better one, but some of these people are from foreign countries. It’s not easy to deal with it later.”

"That boy named Wang Weihan, the meat is really tender! I took his pulse, and the internal organs are healthy, very tender and juicy! Most importantly, the soul looks delicious, sweeter than sugar. !" The skinny old man sucked in his saliva, "This boy is so well raised, I can't wait to marinate him and enjoy it slowly."

Mr. Ding shook his head: "We made an agreement with that person. We can eat his soul, but his body must be intact. As for the others...except for the blond one and the one from the island country, we can eat as much as we can, but we have to deal with the aftermath. Well, don't let things here be discovered."

If it goes well, after they have satisfied their appetite and seized the bodies of the members of the program group, if they get tired of it, they can arrange some accidents to make "self" die, and then go back to the mountains.

"This time there are three more people than expected!"

The skinny old man greedily looked at Luo Shifang and Yan Yuan who were lying on their sides facing each other. One seemed to be practicing martial arts, and the meat was hard. It took a lot of work to make it, but they were not afraid of trouble; the other was not so hard. The purity of body and soul should not be underestimated, but it feels unusual. He is also wearing a magic weapon. He is probably a young master from a wealthy family, so he cannot be easily dealt with.

It seems that there is one less food to eat.

Mr. Ding understands the feelings of the people around him very well. It seems that they haven't eaten anyone for many years. They suddenly reached a cooperation with an old and cunning human race. They were skeptical at first, but now it seems that it is not a loss.

"Let's go, this torrential rain will continue for two days, and the day after tomorrow we will find out their bottoms and catch them all, so that all brothers and sisters can get a piece of internal organs and soul tasting."

"crunch~crunch~"

The two footsteps gradually moved away, but Luo Shifang still closed his eyes tightly.

Because if he opened his eyes, he would be able to see two old people like dead tree stumps floating on the bed, constantly smelling the anger emanating from them.

——Even if you can’t eat it, it’s good to smell it.

After a while, Ding Lao raised his eyes reluctantly: "It seems that the two of them are indeed asleep. I always think that the stronger boy here is unusual."

"Are you so nervous? Why panic? You can tell by the energy and blood on his body that he must be a practitioner! Even if there are no such people on the list, it is normal for the program team to temporarily invite a martial arts practitioner. After all, he is practicing magic." There are not many who can beat martial arts." The skinny old man chuckled, "I prefer martial arts, the meat is firm and strong when chewed! Fat and thin ones will be greasy."

Ding Lao said in a helpless tone: "Okay, okay! You came here today, and you are beating around the bush. In fact, I understand what you want to say. Well, I will give you this kid later. You can enjoy it slowly. I would like to taste that Soul and flesh of the two girls."

The door was gently closed.

This time, they really left.

Luo Shifang suddenly opened his eyes, glanced at the direction where the two old men left, and already had a certain idea in his heart.

These two old people... To be precise, they were the twenty or so old people they met, not ghosts who were powerful enough to hide their aura, but mandrills.

Mandrill is a rare spirit monster in the existing records. It lives in the mountains and forests. It is formed by the combination of the resentment and spiritual energy of the living beings. It can be regarded as a kind of spiritual creature born between heaven and earth. The human body dominates the human body and likes to eat people. Whether it is human flesh or soul, it is a rare gluttonous delicacy for them.

Mandrills have very high spiritual intelligence, no different from humans. In order to facilitate their own hunting, they sometimes do not eat up a prey, but only devour its internal organs and brain, and then parasitize themselves on the human body.

The parasitized human body can act like a normal person under its control, and after a long time, because they will assimilate their own breath, making their own breath feel the same as the parasitized person in the outside world, which is why they seldom The reason stated in the book.

In addition, after devouring the soul of the human race, they will get the memory of that person.

Fierce ghosts and zombies are easily perceived by people in the Taoist world because of their abnormal resentment and sternness, but mandrills parasitic on the human body, let alone being perceived by humans, even X-rays cannot reveal abnormalities.

Even if some close relatives of the parasite notice the abnormality, Mandrill's memory is still intact, and humans are a species with changeable emotions. Who knows if relatives and friends seem to be out of sorts these past two days or not just because of their mood Wonderful reason?

Ordinary people would not think of relatives and friends being parasitized by mandrills.

The existence of mandrills has a long history, and it has long been impossible to examine them. However, due to the reduction of forest coverage in modern society, the appearance of mandrills is not as frequent as it was a few decades ago.

In the past two years, Mandrill, which seemed mysterious to people, has even turned into a legend.

Even Luo Shifang had never seen this species before.

Previously, he only guessed that the other party might be Mandrill, but he was not sure, but when the conditions were met one by one, he was finally able to identify the other party's real body.

Manipulate the weather, control the forest, play illusions, sense nature.

Cannibalism, human parasitism, visual blindness.

The first few and the last three belong to two diametrically opposed qualities, but they appear at the same time, and the final direction is very clear.

Don't think that manipulating the weather is very simple. Except for some special spirits, it is a spell that only celestial masters/taoists above level [-] can master. At least Luo Shifang does not know this kind of spell.

Unfortunately, Mandrill is a special spirit monster, it can even be called... an elf.

Almost instantly, Luo Shifang had already restored the plan of the people behind the scenes.

Under the guise of recording a variety show, in fact, Wang Weihan was his prey without any trace, and combined with Mandrill with special abilities, so that everyone in the entire program group except Richard and Tomori Hondo was replaced without knowing it. Because these two people are safe and sound, the safety of others will not be doubted.

And Wang Weihan himself may not die, and his body may be used by the other party.

In this way, the other party can not only win over the eccentric Mandrill tribe, but also achieve their own goals, so that they can better achieve their goals in the future. It really serves multiple purposes!

By the way, mandrills are natural elves, and they hate unclean things very much, especially the things that men and women do not for reproduction but only for desire, which is almost intolerable to them.

But on the other hand, they do not have the ability to reproduce themselves, so they have to find humans to parasitize them.

Therefore, it is true that nature is mutually reinforcing and mutual restraint. Mandrill regards the human race as food, but has to rely on the human race to produce offspring, which is really unimaginable.

So passed the first night.

The next day, when Yan Yuan woke up, he looked into Shang Luo Shifang's bright black eyes, still confused.

"Good morning, when did I fall asleep last night?"

Luo Shifang was vague: "Well, maybe you were too tired, so you fell asleep unknowingly."

Yan Yuan: Really, I don't believe it.

He got up, picked up his coat from the hanger next to him, put it on, and asked, "What happened last night?"

"No, everything is under control." Luo Shifang glanced out the gloomy window and said with a smile, "It seems that there is no way to go back today."

In this kind of weather, the mountain road is full of mud, and there is a great possibility of water accumulation. If the vehicle really wants to drive over, the engine may be flooded and malfunction.

Black rainy days, killing nights, and film and television programs are all described in this way.

After the two went downstairs, they saw Mr. Ding's stooped back facing the door and his back to the stairs under the dim light.

After hearing the sound from the stairs, Mr. Ding turned his head: "Are you awake? I only have some porridge in the morning, do you want to eat?"

On the table, a pot of steaming white porridge exudes a fresh and sweet fragrance. Under the stew in the casserole, the rice grains and rice soup are perfectly blended. It is obviously just a pot of white porridge, but it is extraordinarily attractive.

Luo Shifang grinned: "No, experts say it's not suitable to eat porridge in the morning."

Yan Yuan: "...um."

I just don't know where the experts said it.

Old Ding twitched his brows imperceptibly, and asked back: "You young people are full of tricks. If you don't eat porridge in the morning, what do you want to eat?"

Luo Shifang replied decisively: "Fruit."

"Banana, do you want to eat it?" Ding Lao waved his hand, pointed to the backyard, and said angrily, "There is a banana tree in the backyard. Pick it yourself, but you will have to get caught in the rain. Don't catch a cold. It will affect your health..."

In the backyard, several banana trees grow wildly, and several bananas hang down.

It's autumn now, the bananas are just ripe, and the fruits picked from the trees are very fresh.

So Luo Shifang took out a disposable raincoat from his bag and put it on, then wrapped his trouser legs in a plastic bag, and soon came back with a few handfuls of bananas.

Seeing this, Mr. Ding said with a hint of fear in his tone: "Pick so much, don't waste it!"

Luo Shifang waved his hand: "No, I'm not the only one eating it."

Yan Yuan breathed a sigh of relief: The things that Luo Shifang picked up by himself should be able to be imported, right?The taste of compressed biscuits is too dry and uncomfortable.

Although he has no sense of taste, he can still feel the texture of food.

Just thinking that today's pot of porridge might be boiled by some kind of white worm, he who had no appetite before, suddenly lost his appetite even more.

Sure enough, not long after, all the members of the crew rushed over in raincoats.

Everyone basically obeyed Luo Shifang's warning, and Qi Shushua refused to eat last night in the name of "losing weight". Except for the two male staff who were disobedient, the rest of the people's determination to refuse food alone can make They thinned into a bolt of lightning.

"Well, Mr. Luo, I last night..." Li Lei cautiously approached Luo Shifang, but the latter made a "quiet" gesture.

He seemed to have seen a cannibal last night.

Li Lei didn't speak, but Luo Shifang handed over a handful of bananas.

"It's delicious, no pesticides and no pollution."

At this moment, seeing the banana that Luo Shifang handed over, the other members of the program team were very happy.

Seeing Luo Shifang's reaction, Li Lei felt that the other party should have noticed something, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

He took the banana, feeling that most of the people present were men, and now he took the lead in stepping on the elite mask he had just put on, as if deliberately showing that he was dirty, and said loudly:

"It's great. I'm a little nervous about work preparation these days. I don't go to the toilet very well. It's been three days. I ate compressed biscuits at noon and night yesterday. I feel that the problem will become more serious in the past few days. My stomach The stuff is about to overflow, but the sluice just won't open."

Hmm... eat and say this?

Wang Yan couldn't help but look at him twice: "Drink more water, eat some fruit tablets, and pay attention to your health. This matter can be big or small."

Hondo Tomori also said kindly: "Glycerin can be used, and many children can use it."

"You can use magical Chinese medicine." Richard, as an Englishman traveling between the two countries, was very interested in Chinese medicine, so he looked at Luo Shifang, "Mr. Chinese medicine technology, will it?"

"It's still a little bit, but I think it's just a short-term problem for the director. You just need to stimulate the acupoints, and it will be fine soon. You don't need to use traditional Chinese medicine." Luo Shifang said very understandingly, "Do you need it?"

Li Lei's eyes lit up: "Is it harmless to the body? Then I will."

So Luo Shifang quickly tapped a few acupuncture points on the opponent's body, and the aura pierced into Li Lei's meridian like a needle.

One minute passed, and Li Lei didn't feel it yet, but within two minutes, he clutched his stomach and ran to the toilet outside the house.

Seeing this, everyone was both emotional and couldn't help laughing.

Luo Shifang said: "Mr. Richard, in fact, we have an old saying in China, which is called medicine is three-point poison. I think you may have heard it. Therefore, when you can not use medicine, it is best not to take medicine. In my opinion Come on, diet therapy is more effective."

Wang Yan: "Banana is rich in dietary fiber, which is useful in most cases, but it may not necessarily improve the condition of some patients."

Luo Shifang: "But it's really healthy."

Everyone peeled off the banana skin and just put the banana in their mouths. Except for Yan Yuan who couldn't taste the taste and thought it tasted good, everyone else thought the banana was really sweet and fragrant.

Richard said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I came to China, and I'm a little bit uncomfortable recently. Does this really work?"

Luo Shifang added: "Of course it is very useful. There is another saying in Huaxia called complementing form with form."

Everyone stopped eating one after another, looked at the golden banana in their hands, and fell into deep thought.

Ding Lao, who was sitting next to him, had been watching the scene of a group of people with good meat eating fresh fruits together with great appetite. After hearing this passage, he suddenly lost his appetite.

Not long after, Li Lei came back from the toilet, immediately broke a banana, and praised the taste while eating, ignoring everyone's weird eyes.

Maybe...it can really complement the shape.

Although the program group cannot go outdoors to record programs due to heavy rain, it does not mean that programs cannot be recorded.

Such a rainy day, on the contrary, has a more eerie atmosphere.

When the guests got together, Li Lei directed several photographers to record in different old people's homes, and listened to their stories. Then the guests would comment on the replays.

This is a necessary part that they can record now.

A few psychics from different systems can talk freely, and blurting out words inadvertently can shake a person's three views. Even those who don't believe in those people will find it interesting to watch the excitement. For a program that is serious about science popularization In other words, it is enough.

The time of day is very short, especially it is raining almost all day, which makes the arrival of night, like a predatory beast, caught off guard.

In the middle of the night, Luo Shifang and Yan Yuan were lying on the bed. The latter was once again hypnotized by the Sleeping Curse, while the former was pretending to be in a state of deep sleep, but actually quietly listening to the movement outside.

"Today... which one to eat first? They will leave soon, let's eat a few more! Don't let them escape!"

Old Ding: "Those two foreigners and that woman have tricks, so be on guard, especially the foreigners can't move... We have to act cautiously."

"Okay, let's start with these two people first. They are the most cohesive of all of them, and they both have no mana. Just be careful and don't make any noise. They will be fine."

A puff of white smoke drifted in through the crack in the door.

Luo Shifang nodded secretly: Sure enough, they were chosen first...not bad.