me and my monster neighbor

Because Xu Lai's "due date of delivery" was suddenly brought forward without warning, after a period of chaos, the matter finally came to an end.

It's just that everyone is still a little dazed, and their emotions have not calmed down.

"Postpartum" Xu Lai's face was pale and his body was weak. Lu Ji's little genius doctor suggested: "Director Luo, please announce that today's regular meeting has ended successfully. The childbirth consumes too much vitality. It is best to send Mr. Lai home as soon as possible to have a good time." Rest and nourish your body."

As the last doctor left behind in Zhongnan Cave, the little genius doctor Luji speaks with absolute authority.

Director Luo quickly nodded in agreement, and said to everyone: "Here we are, everyone is going to take an oath together."

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Xu Lala raised his head with a dazed expression.

All the monster neighbors stood at attention and turned their heads to look at the wall behind in unison—like paying attention to the national flag when the national anthem is played.

Director Luo shouted the password: "Three two one, get ready—"

Director Luo gave an order, and all the neighbors uttered their voices in unison, startling Xu Lai and the little black snake in his arms, and the little black snake shrank back into the eggshell with a snap.

The neighbors solemnly and sacredly recited the slogan on the red banner: "Life in the same cave! Die in the same cave! We are neighbors of Zhongnan Cave who love each other."

After the chorus was over, Director Luo was responsible for the concluding remarks: "I announce that the mid-month regular meeting of Zhongnan Cave, and the experience exchange and sharing meeting on the road to wealth has come to a successful conclusion!"

Xu Lale: "..."

What kind of mysterious and treacherous ritual is this.

Although the ceremonies of the neighbors were weird, at any rate Xu Lae survived this regular Hongmen Banquet.

He was in no mood and had no energy left to delve into it. He was holding the stone egg, and the little black snake poked its head out against the eggshell. The mother and son (daughter) bid farewell to the neighbors temporarily.

The little doctor Lu Ji still had some precautions for postpartum care to remind Xu Lai to pay attention to, and Zhizhi girl had to rush back to take care of her husband who was seriously ill, so they left with Xu Lai first.

Brother Niu and Auntie Niu will not let go of any opportunity to praise the little miracle doctor Lujiu, and repeatedly praise the little miracle doctor Lujiu as a kind person, with both medical ethics and a sense of responsibility, and very responsible.

Xu Lala selfishly thought that the little doctor Luji wanted to avoid being entangled by Mr. Fu again, so he used him as a cover to slip away quickly.

The little doctor Luji, Girl Weaving and Xu Lai went together.

On the way, the little doctor Lu Ji also conscientiously told Xu Lai all his knowledge about eggs giving birth to cubs and caring for young snakes.

Doctor Luji was born gentle and beautiful, half a head shorter than Xu Lai, with short, fluffy tea-brown hair in natural curls, with two unbranched antlers on the top of his head, and even his voice is soft and pleasant, like white noise that can relax people body and mind.

He said to Xu Lala: "Mr. Lala, although your baby hasn't broken the stone egg yet, presumably the stone egg is too hard for the fetus of cross-species breeding, and it is premature, so it is weaker, but if your baby The eggshell can still maintain vitality, you'd better not use external force to help it break the eggshell, just like a butterfly breaks the cocoon, if it can't break free from the shackles of the cocoon with its own strength, it won't have a pair of strong wings to fly over the flowers , everything must conform to the laws of nature..."

Xu Lai nodded.

When he was in kindergarten, he watched the process of chicks hatching and breaking their shells, and he also learned the truth that he should not help chicks break their shells without authorization.

I want to come to Luji's little doctor, but his medical skills are not good, but his theoretical knowledge is not bad.

Dr. Lu Xiao said: "I have heard that some female snakes leave before the hatchlings are about to hatch. The young snakes survive by looking for food on their own, so they have the instinct to eat on their own. Feeding should not be necessary. worry."

Zhizhi girl smiled and said: "Naturally, there is no need to worry. Although the baby snake of La La has just been born, the baby may have been hatched in La La's stomach for several years or decades, and has the ability to rely on itself. La La should pay more attention. Take a look at your own postpartum care, and learn to adjust your postpartum emotions."

Females have greater mood swings before and after giving birth, and may also be accompanied by adverse symptoms such as nervousness and depression after giving birth.

Doctor Luji nodded again and again: "The congenital conditions and genes of the second generation of the demon are far superior to those of mortals, so they cannot be treated as ordinary cubs."

Girl Zhizhi looked down at the little black snake in Xu Lai's arms, with a smile in her eyes, she encouraged her, "So, kid, you must be able to break through the eggshell. I have great confidence in you."

The little black snake yawned, stuck out its fleshy pink tongue, and ignored Zhizhi girl's encouragement.

Xu Lala hurriedly helped him to thank Girl Zhizhi.

But Xu Lala couldn't help frowning when he thought of the little guy's life experience.

Only he knew that the little one hadn't really popped out of his stomach.

The little guy's life experience is still a mystery.

Xu Lala caught this stone egg in the spring of Jiutian River.

Li Gongbao once said that he has never seen a monster that can reach the spring, so why did this stone egg appear there?Maybe the little guy was really born of a big monster, and he was born with a demonic aura, so he couldn't hatch when he was submerged in the source water of the Jiutian River. Collapse inward.

However, if the little guy's biological mother is really a big monster whose demon power is so powerful that it can reach the depths of the Jiutianhe spring, why did she leave it there and throw it into the spring?

Xu Lai couldn't figure it out.

Xu Lala only knew that this yawning lazy guy was not only not hostile to him, but even very dependent on him.

And because of Xu Lai's reasons, it was forced to get involved in the trouble of 99 deaths...

Thinking of this, Xu Lai couldn't help but feel more pity for this little guy.

the other side.

Tang Siniang and Aunt Niu wanted to go back with Xu Lala and the others, but Li Gongbao stopped them.

Li Gongbao impromptu proposed to hold an urgent small meeting, and proposed the theme of the meeting: "I suspect that Mr. La La's unexpected pregnancy...maybe there is no such thing as a so-called rapist monster."

As soon as this remark came out, except for Xu Lai himself, Mr. Bu Ting, Lu Ji's little doctor, and Weaving Girl, the other monster neighbors were all taken aback.

Tang Siniang was stunned, and immediately asked: "What do you mean by that? Are you questioning that La La lied to us again?"

Zhongnandong has always advocated truth, kindness and beauty, honesty, friendliness, and the good character of neighbors helping each other.

Therefore, whether Xu Lai lied to the public or Li Gongbao suspected his neighbors for no reason, they all violated Zhongnandong's taboo of loving each other, uniting and helping each other.

Other neighbors present also looked at Li Gongbao warily.

Li Gongbao was surprised that his words were not rigorous enough, so he explained in a panic: "No, I don't suspect that Mr. Le Lai lied on purpose, but as a victim of accidental pregnancy in this incident, his perspective and attitude may not be enough. Objective. But Mr. La La is still a poor and innocent victim in essence, and I sympathize and feel sorry for him."

If it weren't for Li Gongbao's absolute certainty, he would never dare to doubt the victim easily: "Let me give you a timeline. Mr. Lala said that when he was forced by the big monster, his perception of the outside world was still in a state of confusion. In addition, the stone is a non-creature that lacks spiritual knowledge by nature - it can be speculated that this period is the state of just opening up spiritual knowledge and spiritual breath. Mr. Lai must have not successfully transformed into a demon at this time. Let me ask everyone, a Would a big snake monster in human form be in heat for no reason at a stone by the side of the road?"

"........."

Tang Siniang couldn't answer this question.

Other neighbors turned their heads and whispered.

Even though the big monsters are crazy and pursue more extreme and exciting challenges, it is unheard of to be in heat with the stones on the side of the road.

Furthermore, although it has always been heard that most snake demons are very powerful in bed, they can mate for up to [-] hours at a time, and they are born with two snake whips with barbs on the whips, which can play new tricks.

As a result, the snake demon has become one of the first choice bed partners for thrill-seeking online dating lovers.

But no matter how good they are, they have never heard of any snake spirit who has cultivated the indestructible root of the diamond, and dared to poke and grind the cracks of stones.

Therefore, Xu Lala's statement that he was forced by a big monster before he became a monster is obviously untenable.

The neighbors turned their heads and talked again.

Brother Niu asked: "Could it be that a certain snake demon sleeps outside, unloads the pressure before going to bed and shoots it anywhere, but who knows that it just happened to be thrown on Brother Sishi, and it just happened to fall into the soul..."

Auntie Niu added on the basis of Brother Niu's remarks: "I guess it should be that two monsters who have reached the estrus are going to fight outside, and monsters who communicate with each other will wear condoms, but they don't have the conscious habit of taking away garbage. , the condom was thrown on the stone at random, and as a result, La La, who had just opened up his spiritual sense, accidentally got tricked!"

This is the tragedy caused by inadequate science popularization of environmental protection awareness!

Brother Niu felt that his daughter-in-law's conjecture was impeccable, and he gave a thumbs up and praised repeatedly: "My wife is right!"

Other neighbors also agreed with Mrs. Niu's statement. Director Luo rubbed his forehead, nodded and said, "Yes, I've been thinking about it since just now, and no monster would just find a stone on the side of the road to start a fight ah……"

It’s okay to use a stone to grind your teeth, but grinding a mallet is really too curious.

Tang Siniang said: "But Le La said that his belly started to show in recent years, so it's hard to match the timing?"

Widow A replied: "Could the stone spirit be like a spider's weaving weave, as long as it mates once, it can store sperm forever?"

The neighbor Tongtong thought it was right, nodded and said "So that's how it is", so that it can all be explained.

At this time, Mr. Fu said: "I have a guess. Since Mr. Lai had just opened his spiritual consciousness at that time, and he was vague and unable to describe the process, I suspect that he may not know what it is like to be... .”

The point of view put forward by Mr. Fu undoubtedly broadened the new thinking of the neighbors.

The neighbors began to speculate that Xu Lai didn't even know the correct posture of selfing. Otherwise, after multiple selfings in the later stage, even if the big demon's sperm activity is higher and the genes are better, multiple selfings can win by quantity, which is unreasonable It happened to be the winning bid.

Aunt Niu said with emotion: "It can be seen how important it is to popularize healthy and correct sex education for underage cubs."

……

After brainstorming by the neighbors, the "truth" of the year was finally restored.

After hearing this, Tang Siniang felt even more distressed for Xu Lala, and said sadly: "Poor my Lala to encounter these misfortunes, he always thought that he was forced by a big monster, and must have been humiliated and painful for a long time, but even so uncomfortable, he is still pregnant A hundred years gave birth to that little bastard. La La is so kind, wow wow..."

However, in the monster world where the weak and the strong are preying on the strong outside, there are no family ties, no companions, only killing each other and betraying each other, kindness only means suffering more harm and suffering, and maintaining a kind heart will only be betrayed by insidious and cunning people. Playing between the palms of your hands.

Immersed in such a vicious circle of morbid world for a long time, it is only a matter of time before my original intention is eaten away.

The weak are not worthy of flaunting kindness, and the kindness of the strong is mostly a new game on the spur of the moment.

——This is also the reason why the neighbors of Zhongnan Cave have to collectively swear to "live in the same cave and die in the same cave" after the regular meeting.

Kindness is an extremely luxurious thing in the world of monsters.

So when they took the oath and sang kindness just now, they felt sacred and solemn from the bottom of their hearts.

Mrs. Niu suggested: "Le Lae himself said that he has already seen it, let this matter go, and everyone should not mention it in front of him, even if Lae knows the truth of the matter, the suffering he suffered during pregnancy The crimes I have committed will not be reduced by a single cent, but I will feel more embarrassed because of what I said to us today."

The neighbors all agreed with Mrs. Niu's words, and asked Mrs. Niu and Tang Siniang to report to Little Doctor Luji and Girl Zhizhi when they went back.Rather than talking about the sad things about wearing Lai, it is better to take this as a warning, do more practical achievements, and avoid the second stone spirit who is unexpectedly pregnant in Zhongnan Cave.

For example-keep yourselves clean and prohibit field battles.

In the absence of Xu Lala, the friendly and helpful neighbors in Zhongnandong have kindly and kindly helped him to fix the bugs in the stories he made up temporarily.

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