me and my monster neighbor

The docile and obedient Chu Chu showed to Xu Lai not only captured Xu Lai's favor, but also awakened the maternal love of the two females present.

Aunt Niu was very envious when she saw it, and praised the child: "This is too good!"

Tang Siniang, who was tragically rejected, couldn't help holding her face and sighing: "So cute! Your child is so cute!"

The scene of Xu Lala enjoying Chuchu's obedient and obedient mother and child alone moved the neighbors present.

Director Luo was very relieved, and leaned on his crutches and said, "Congratulations, congratulations, speaking of it, this is Ping An's first cub born in Zhongnan Cave, but comrade, your cub Is it a male cub or a female cub?"

Xu Lai only thought of this question when Director Luo mentioned it. He shook his head and said that he was still unclear. As he spoke, he wanted to twitch Chu Chu’s tail, trying to turn it over to distinguish between male and female. Other neighbors also came to watch curiously. .

But as soon as Xu Lala raised Chuchu's tail, it resisted with a "chu!" to show that it was offended, flicked its tail, and slipped away from Xu Lala's hand.

However, its four fleshy and thick legs are still somewhat uncoordinated, and it is not good at using its small claws to crawl. The soles of its feet are still slippery in the process of slipping away, and it is like a dog planing. crawled over his left shoulder.

It circled around to the back of Xu Lala's head and hid. A small black head protruded from his right shoulder, vigilant and vigilant against the surrounding monsters.

The neighbors were not frightened by Chu Chu's low warning bark, but were amused by Chu Chu's actions.

Aunt Niu smiled shamelessly, "Little friend, are you shy?"

Hearing this, Chuchu's throat gurgling warning sound stopped, and then it bared its teeth in the direction of Mrs. Niu and gave another warning!

Seeing this, Brother Niu protected Mrs. Niu, and said to Le Lai, "It must be a little girl who is so shy. Haha."

When Chu Chu heard this, the bone ridges on his back crackled again with full firepower, and he bowed his body and grinned in the direction of Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu, making a more severe reprimand grunt!

——as if he was going to rush over to fight to the death with the couple at any time.

However, at this moment, Xu Lala turned his head away, and because Chu Chu was standing very close to the front, Xu Lala's handsome nose inadvertently rubbed against the side of Chu Chu's face...

Just for a moment, Chu Chu suddenly seemed to be frightened, and lowered his body, his bones all went limp, and his head shrank back suddenly.

Xu Lala was afraid that it would fall, so he quickly lowered his head and stretched his hands around his back to support it.

I saw Chu Chu shrank back for a while like a tortoise, then carefully poked out a small head from Xu Lai's shoulder, and said "chu~" in a childish voice, the voice was weak and delicate, with a little Milky little voice.

Xu Lala couldn't help but patted Chuchu's little head, and said to the neighbors: "Chuchu can understand it, the child is shy, so don't tease it."

Aunt Niu and Tang Siniang are still immersed in the lovely and lovely parent-child interaction between Xu Lai and Chu Chu and cannot extricate themselves.

Director Luo saw chicken feathers and a puddle of chicken blood in the chicken coop, as well as a Gugu chicken that died tragically, and asked casually, "Little comrade, were you preparing lunch just now?"

Xu Lala responded, "Yes."

Brother Niu also took a look into the chicken pen, and the herbivores praised Xu Lai with awe: "Broken throat and bloodletting in one go, Brother Sishi is really amazing!"

Xu Lala turned his head and glanced at Chu Chu lying on his shoulder. As soon as Chu Chu sensed the gaze, he raised his head, raised his jaw high, and waited complacently for Xu Lala to praise him.

Xu Lala touched its head, lowered its eyelashes, thought for a while, then raised its eyes and said to Brother Niu: "Actually, I haven't recovered my mana yet, and catching a chicken is also very laborious. Just now... just to catch the chicken, I came here." Had to leave the beginning."

Xu Lala was in a low mood for a while, and then he tried to put on a happy face as if to prevent the neighbors from worrying. He tapped the tip of Chu Chu's nose, and said fondly: "Chu Chu's eyes are not good enough to catch, but Can wait for me to feed it, but, you see, I struggled to catch a chicken, and this little guy stopped eating after one bite."

Chu Chu tilted his head and asked "chu?" in doubt, he was not happy to be robbed of the credit by Xu Lai, and his ability was still questioned.

But before it regained its legal rights, Xu Lai mercilessly covered his mouth and lowered his head, depriving him of the right to speak.

Xu Lala didn't intend to publicize the deeds of Chuchu's arrest of the prey, and took the opportunity to buy a miserable one.

After all, if the neighbors know that he has "give birth" to a young expert hunter, Chu Chu is afraid that if he grows up a little bit, he will be caught as a young man, fishing crocodiles or something, it is simply a psychological shadow of Xu Lai, Xu Lai will not allow Chu Chu Go to risk again.

Xu Lala brewed his emotions for a while, scratched Chuchu's chin with his fingers, smiled helplessly, and said to Brother Niu, "It's because of Chuchu's eyes when I left...you know."

Brother Niu was silent.

Other neighbors are feeling sad.

Aunt Niu suddenly realized: "La La, I don't think Chu Chu wants to eat chicken...and it makes sense to open his eyes despite the pain warning of his body!"

Xu Lale:?

Apparently Mrs. Niu is going to make another ten-level speech.

Mrs. Niu was captured by Chu Chu's mother's love. She smiled and leaned down to Chu Chu and said, "It's for the favor, isn't it, kid? Because La La left you, but you can't see it, you can only hear the rooster crowing outside. You think that La La was attracted by other goblins, so you are anxious to open your eyes and want to find him, don't you?"

Hearing this, Chu Chu turned his head with a snap, hid his head behind Xu Lai's head, and resolutely put on a posture of resolute denial.

Xu Lale: "..."

It seems that Mrs. Niu really guessed it right.

So it crows like a rooster: Where did the pheasant lure away?

Although Xu Lala also thought it was so cute, it was too extreme to kill a cooing hen just to win favor.

Xu Lala frowned slightly, he grabbed the back of Chuchu's neck and grabbed it from the back of his shoulder, holding it in his arms.

The neighbors originally came here to care about Xu Lai and his family. Although the little guy had some accidents and the fact that his eyes were not fully differentiated was unchangeable, he finally hatched from a stone egg, and there was nothing wrong with it in other respects. No problem, everyone can relax a little bit.

After the neighbors expressed their condolences, they took their leave first.

Xu Lala looked down at Chu Chu, thinking that it was necessary to teach this little guy a good lesson, but the little guy was still innocently flicking his long tail, raised his head, pouted his mouth and said coquettishly to Xu Lala: "chu~"

Xu Lala pinched the small short legs of Chuchu's forelimbs and hugged it into the chicken coop. However, seeing Chuchu entered, the chickens in the chicken coop caused a commotion again. In the shed, the chick burrowed into the thatch pile with its round, light yellow buttocks, and the hen huddled in the corner of the hen shed, deceiving herself by turning her head away and hiding her head under her wings.

Xu Lale: "..."

The animals in the monster world may not be comparable to those in the real world.

He even started to think about the need for Chu Chu to bow and apologize to the chickens.

After all, this group of chickens is the supplier of eggs that the couple will depend on in the future.

The status is quite prominent.

What if I was scared by Chuchu today and couldn't lay eggs in the future?

Xu Lala put Chu Chu on the ground, took a step back, and squatted down opposite Chu Chu.

Chu Chu stretched out his two thick and short hind limbs, and sat down on the grass that was pecked by chickens, with two short legs in front of his chest, and his round belly was still pressed on his thighs. eyes, looking at Xu Lai for no reason.It called "chuchu" twice. Seeing that Xu Lai ignored it, it tilted its head, pulled its vocal cords, tentatively imitated another chicken cry, and said to Xu Lala: "... hiccup?"

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lala's pretended serious face almost failed him.

Xu Lai regained his good mood, like returning to the days when he just raised a dog, and educated Chu Chu: "I first apologize for leaving you out to check the situation as soon as I heard the hen clucking today. Can you forgive me?" me?"

Chu Chu is obviously smarter than a dog, holding the two "little hands" in front of him, he said "chu~" to Xu Lai without hesitation, and the gentle milky voice obviously meant to forgive him.

Xu Lala continued: "Since you forgive me, I will also forgive you for killing this hen."

Xu Lala pointed to the corpse of a hen that had died in the cold, and taught: "However, this hen could have laid an egg for us every day, but now you kill it, and we will lose one egg tomorrow. And I don’t know if killing it will leave toxins in its body. I dare not eat this chicken anymore. It means that we not only lost a year’s eggs, but also an old hen that can make soup. Rounding up is a year’s worth. Breakfast and two big meals. So you have to take good care of our chickens and don't kill innocent people indiscriminately, you know?"

The more Xu Lai said, the more distressed he was, the more he thought about it, the more unwilling he became. His stomach was still growling at this moment, not to mention that he was now in the world of monsters, and food was in short supply. He was struggling to survive in the world of monsters. Where are the three meals a day?

At first Chu Chu understood half of what he heard, looked up at the sky, opened and closed his little fat legs left and right as if he couldn't sit still, and even shook his two little fat feet stretched flat on the ground.

Xu Lala has reason to believe that if its vocal parts were more developed, it might have whistled twice.

As if acting like a deputy young master, this innocent little appearance who doesn't know the price of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar makes Xu Lai helpless.

Xu Lala stretched out his hand to poke its soft belly, and the touch was almost the same as that of the pressure-relief artifact Kneading Music.

Chu Chu also pretended to be weak, but was poked by Xu Lai and fell sideways, and took the opportunity to raise her short legs, revealing her round belly.

Xu Lale didn't pay attention to Chuchu's small actions. He was still feeling sorry for the small farm that insisted on the sustainable development route. It lost a chicken before it started normal operation. Xu Lale pointed at the hen's body unwillingly and questioned Chuchu: " Is this hen still edible? Will I be poisoned by you for eating this chicken?"

After Chu Chu understood this sentence, he flicked his tail, nodded his head up and down slowly, and then swayed from side to side, his body movements were as stiff as if he was doing neck stretching exercises.

Xu Lala was very confused, and thought about it for a while, thinking that he contained too many instructions in one sentence.

Xu Lala: "Will you be poisoned to death if you eat it?"

Chu Chu shook his head from side to side.

Xu Lala: "Is this chicken still edible?"

Chuchu shook his head up and down.

Xu Lala pondered for a while, considering whether Chuchu's words could be taken seriously, but apart from Chuchu, it was obviously even more unreliable to find a little genius doctor in Zhongnan Cave to identify poisons.

Xu Lala only hesitated for a while, and just wanted to feel that it was really fucking difficult for him to survive in the monster world. As soon as this idea came to his mind, Xu Lala decisively chose to pick up the hen.

Xu Lala scooped up the beginning with the other hand, and put it on his shoulder to make it lie down.

He turned his head and rubbed the side of Chuchu's face with the tip of his nose, and whispered softly: "If you can't even believe it, then I'm being released from poisoning today."

Xu Lala has no one to communicate with here, and he doesn't know who to trust. His little desire to survive may not be able to support him to survive the next frightening experience like this morning.

Xu Lala is a drowning man. Now he urgently needs a piece of driftwood, and urgently needs to find a reliable pillar of faith in this hopeless world of monsters. Just go down.

Like a beacon light in the ocean.

Chuchu is now his beacon.

Just like when his parents just divorced, Xu Lai was accompanied by two silly dogs.

Xu Lala always feels that he is indifferent to people, but he can easily give his trust and enthusiasm to animals.

Xu Lai was still in the mood to joke: "If Idieyoung, burymeinsatin."

Being rubbed against Xu Lala's face on the first day of the first day of junior high school, he retracted his head shyly. It made a weak "chu~", then boldly poked its head out, and secretly licked Xu Lala's earlobe as a gift in return.

There is an unhealed hole in the earlobe.

In the next second, Chu Chu immediately lay down and pretended to be dead.

Xu Lala's ears are sensitive, and the earlobe is very itchy.He touched his earlobe, but he didn't pay attention, he just tapped Chuchu's little head with his fingertips.

Xu Lala took the chicken back to boil the water and scalded it twice. After working around for a while, he opened up the whole chicken and threw it directly into the pot for soup. He also threw in a cleaned egg to cook.

After Xu Lai finished his lunch and dinner, he thought of feeding Chu Chu first when he was free.

He had left four raw eggs, took one of them, squatted by the fire, and with an iron spoon made a notch in the top of the shell, just enough to scoop out the egg liquid with a small spoon.

He scooped up a spoonful of egg liquid to feed Chu Chu, only then did he notice that Chu Chu had been lying on his side in an enchanting posture with his belly turned upside down since he was hugging him on the chair behind him just now, with his belly facing Xu Lai direction.

Because of its uncoordinated limbs, it accidentally turned over and lay on its back with all four feet in the air. It took a lot of effort to turn over, and it had to pretend to be relaxed and re-arrange this enchanting posture.

In the early days, it was like a beautiful male peacock, raising its legs and showing its belly everywhere.

However, like a pile of dark oval cushions, it has no ornamental value.

Xu Lale:?

Xu Lala poked its belly and said, "Sit down, aren't you hungry? Do you want to eat?"

Chu Chu flicked his tail resolutely, barely maintaining his balance tremblingly, the base of the tail was exposed in front of Xu Lai, and there were two tiny cracks on the ventral side of the tail base, hidden under the scales.

One person and one snake confronted silently for a while.

Xu Lala responded with a half understanding: "Oh...you are inviting me, do you want to show me whether you are male or female?"

Chu Chu flicked his tail shyly and excitedly.

Xu Lala burst out laughing, and Chuchu swore to the death to defend its dignity in front of other neighbors, but in private he was enthusiastic and unrestrained towards him, and even took the initiative to invite him to visit.

He felt Chuchu's sincerity in giving him special treatment.

It's just that Xu Lai didn't know anything about Chuchu, and he didn't know much about creatures that were somewhat similar to ordinary snakes and four-legged snakes. He only vaguely remembered the few related descriptions mentioned in the animal world.

Xu Lala stretched out his hand, pointed at the junction of Chuchu's tail vertebrae and tail, and asked, "Is this here?"

At the beginning of the day, the eyesight is poor, and the world is basically seen with dynamic vision.

Xu Lala first asked aloud before pressing down. Chu Chu’s reaction was as if the switch was turned off for a second, and then the reaction was so intense that Xu Lala wondered if he had pressed a jumping origami frog toy——

Chu Chu turned around and took off directly from the spot. He has excellent waist strength, jumping three feet high, and his jumping ability is comparable to that of a cat.After it landed, it curled up into a black ball with its belly down, and its tail was wrapped around its side. Its short forelimbs held the tip of the tail very vigilantly, and shyly and resentfully called out to Xu Lai: "chu..."

Xu Lala was sure that his attack was very light, and it was absolutely impossible to hurt Chu Chu. Chu Chu's shy overreaction reminded him of Director Luo's words: Four-legged snakes are a very shy species.

He suppressed a smile and said, "Okay, son, open your mouth and feed you egg liquid."

The author has something to say: Oh, Xu Lai, you are fucked.

To explain, there are too many Chinese and Western settings in this article, whether it is the Eastern Dragon or the Western Dragon, in short, five conditions need to be met at the beginning:

1. Fat and puffy in the cub stage (it’s not a big-bellied dragon for the sake of being cute!!!

2. have wings

3. Blind (Don't worry!!

4. It is not a good thing in the early stage, but it is not a thing in the later stage

5. A little coquettish

(Chuchu:?

(The adult body in the original setting is Yinglong, and the cub stage is for pets to highlight the stupidity and cuteness, and the red-eyed eagle lizard is a combination of Chinese and Western, and its habits are mixed with the settings of Eastern and Western dragons. All the unexpected settings and plots you can imagine have……)

IfIdieyoung, burymeinsatin (If I die young, please bury me with silk and satin) The title of the song is IfIdieyoung.