me and my monster neighbor

The dark clouds covering the sun rolled over the other side of the river in less than a quarter of an hour, and the blue sky returned to thousands of miles away. However, the neighbors in Zhongnan Cave have been worried about the next minute since a quarter of an hour ago, for fear that the rhinoceros will suddenly cross the river and expand. colonial territory.

Li Gongbao comforted everyone with a forced smile: "I actually think that since the rhinoceros spirit has become a big monster with a disaster level, he should yearn for the outside world more. Zhongnandong is a remote village, and there are things here that Wuwang Village has, and There will only be more, and the rhinoceros will definitely not take a fancy to this barren land... Don't worry too much, everyone."

Tang Siniang repeatedly nodded and said "it makes sense". As the evil black force in Wuwang Village, the rhinoceros spirit must have done a lot of bullying and bullying in Yurou Township. Naturally, there is no novelty in Zhongnan Cave to attract him.

Qi Yaoyoutian does not conform to the happy life concept of Zhongnandong. The neighbors have their own daily arrangements. To practice double swords, I sincerely invite Xu Lai to go with me.

Xu Lale thanked the invitation, but declined on the grounds that he was "researching new dishes at home".

When the group of demons broke up, Xu Lae returned home with Chu Chu in his arms, and Xiao Fei Jiu. The custard in the pot was overcooked, and it was not smooth and tender at all.

But fortunately, it can still be eaten, and the new dishes can be regarded as available.

Since Xu Lala came to the demon world, he didn't pay much attention to food at all. He could make do with whatever he had or had nothing at all.

The next two days were also spent in peace. Leaving aside being neighbors with monsters, ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, the former resident died strangely, and so on. Crystal coffin, in terms of the beautiful and pleasant living environment, Zhongnan Cave is still a good place for retirement that is suitable for eating and waiting for death every day.

Xu Lai also discovered recently that since Chuchu got to know Xiao Feijiu, the distance between him and Xu Lai has become farther and farther away. Xu Lai also realized that the child is not really clinging to him, but that his own hardware configuration is defective. It is inconvenient to move around with short hands and short legs. Now I have caught Xiaojiujiu as a "mount" and travel by command, pointing where to go. It is completely voice-activated intelligence, which is very suitable for going out for adventure, so I run without a trace every afternoon.

The scope of Chu Chu and Xiao Jiujiu's house wine has expanded from the small pasture to Xu Lai's sight. At first, Xu Lai would visit Chu Chu from time to time, but now he is used to it.

The only thing that makes Xu Lai feel strange is that the neighbors seem to be hesitant to talk to him recently. First Brother Niu and then Girl Zhizhi, sometimes they would ask him if he has any extra things at home, which confused Xu Lai. water.

In the afternoon of this day, Chuchu rode Xiaojiujiu as usual and ran away without a trace, while Xu Lai stayed quietly in the room and wrote May [-]rd. Him, he just put down his pen.

"Little comrade! Little comrade..."

It is only a short distance from Room No. 13, where the sub-district office is located, to Room No. [-], but Director Luo, holding on to his cane, was panting non-stop. He gasped for breath in front of the window, and Xu Lala patiently waited for Director Luo to finish his breath before speaking: "O...Ovary Protection Association...here, calling."

"..."

It has been more than a week since the last call from the Ovary Conservation Society.

Xu Lala's hands were empty, and his heart was suspended. He subconsciously picked up the pen again, held it in his hand, and swirled it around to calm himself down.

He got up and said, "I'm going now."

When Director Luo first found out that Xu Lai was Ovary, he was still rejoicing that Zhongnandong was probably going to be blessed by Xu Lai, and was about to usher in a beautiful and happy life with full access to water and electricity grids. All the residents of Nandong, if they don't help, they are not good neighbors, so even if helping Xu Lai means breaking up with the Ovary Conservation Association, he is obliged to learn to lie.

The customer service of the Ovary Conservation Association who called today is still Lotus Essence No. [-].

She was beaming and brought bad news to Xu Lai. For example, the popularity of the stone spirit had stabilized into the top fifteen of the Yaoqi list three days ago. The highest ranking was No.12, and now it is also stable at No.14. .

The reason why Xu Lie's evil spirit is so high is not only the one, two, three, but also because Xu Lie has never logged in to the ID, and instead, the monsters who are anxious to chat with Xu Lie in private are waiting desperately.

The Ovary dating website has a very Buddha-like design. The official announcement says that it is to avoid harassment, so users can only send messages online, but cannot leave messages offline. Whether the two parties can match and chat online depends on luck to continue their relationship.

This has led to big monsters who have been thinking about the stone carefully or on a whim, but have been struggling to wait for the real master to go online after they have finished their chatting drafts. In addition, these big monsters live an emperor-like life offline. There are very few of them, the long-term mental torture makes them hungry and thirsty, and they are even more determined to get the stone spirit, even though their possessive desire for the stone spirit has already surpassed their interest.

Furthermore, more and more TGMs miss the same Ovary. Because of the strong desire and vanity of the TGM group, they want to take this Ovary as their own to show their strength.

What TGM is talking about is not a kiss, but a contest between big monsters.

And Ovary is reduced to the spoils of their competition.

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lie's mood is very complicated.

Want to come to hunger and thirst marketing without borders, generally applicable to the human world and the world of monsters, but it is really not his intention to accidentally cause hunger and thirst marketing.

At the same time, Xu Lai also sympathized with Ovary's situation in this world.

For Ovary, the best and only good destination can only be to find a TGM who loves each other, but this assumption cannot be established in itself - since it can become a terrifying TGM, I am afraid that it already has the ability to be fierce and warlike. It is a collection of contradictions if you want to make such a big monster with a killing spree possess tenderness and sweetness at the same time.

At this moment, Xu Lai suddenly remembered that the monster neighbors once said: TGM also includes dragons.

Xu Lai couldn't hold back his inner curiosity, so he took the initiative to ask He Hua Jing No. [-]: "...Among the TGMs that have expressed their interest in me, are there any, Dragon Clan?"

Hearing this, the lotus essence said without hesitation: "No!"

At the end, she added: "Mr. Lala, you can rest assured."

Xu Lale:?

Xu Lala was confused, so he listened to Lotus Essence No. [-] and continued: "Mr. Lala would ask this question, so he must have heard the gossip, right? Our branch should have called three days ago to congratulate you on entering the fairy tale The top [-] on the list is precisely because of the notice suddenly issued by Wanyaodian, our Ovary Conservation Association's head office and the four major branches have been very busy for the past week, speaking of it, I hope you can forgive me."

Xu Lala paused, and asked half-guessingly, "So... what happened to the Dragon Clan?"

Probably because this news was spread secretly, and the higher-ups did not express their views. It is currently an open secret. Lotus Essence No. [-] did not hide anything from Ovary, who is closely related to TGM, and directly said: "Our association does not know the specific reason. It’s just that our superiors temporarily received a new instruction from the Wanyao Hall to call all the Dragon Clan TGMs to the Wanyao Hall for pilgrimage. Although we didn’t say it explicitly, it is actually equivalent to imprisoning the Dragon Clan in the Wanyao Hall, and the treatment is not very good... The Ovary Conservation Association has recently been busy receiving those Ovary that were originally matched to Dragon TGM."

In order to reassign and appease Ovary who was left alone, the top and bottom of the Conservation Association were very busy.

The customer service of Lotus Essence No. [-] answered wholeheartedly: "...This time, His Royal Highness Ardai personally issued the order. I am afraid that the Dragon Clan will not be as lucky as it was a hundred years ago."

The fact is that the big man in the Wanyao Temple initially demanded the rigid inclusion of the Dragon Clan, but because a Dragon Clan TGM rebelled, the order for inclusion became an arrest warrant.

The dragon clan has always been the race with the highest overall combat power in TGM. They are arrogant, indifferent, stingy, and unscrupulous.

Many monsters secretly commented that the Dragon Clan was too popular, and Wanyao Palace was just making fun of the Dragon Clan, in order to warn all TGMs.

Xu Lala held the phone receiver, his Adam's apple rolled, and the fingers hooking the phone line unconsciously increased their strength.

He worries about Chuchu's future.

Xu Lala forced himself to be calm, and tentatively said: "TGM's regime is too weak, and the risk of choosing a spouse is unpredictable..."

Lotus Essence No. [-] replied: "You can rest assured on this point, Wanyao Palace has always been supporting TGM vigorously, otherwise it would not have established the Ovary Protection Association to form a marriage and child pairing for TGM and your Ovary, and even our Highness Alde The Huangniao clan who are both Ovary and TGM are even more courteous."

In the Phoenix family, the female is "Huang" and the male is "Feng".

Xu Lai asked directly: "So in TGM, Fengniao is the one with the highest status?"

Lotus Essence No. [-] said: "Theoretically, it might be so."

Xu Lale:?

Lotus Flower Essence: "Hundreds of birds turn towards the phoenix, but I have searched the entire demon world. I am afraid that I have not found the last phoenix bird. The phoenix bird that has been ranked first in the list of demon spirits for a hundred years is also the only one that has been fasting for a hundred years. Ovary, she just insists on not marrying phoenix birds who are not of the same race..."

The lotus essence just claimed that the Huangniao family was treated courteously by His Royal Highness Aldai of the Wanyao Palace, and she was referring to the Huangniao monster who was number one on the ranking list.

It is absolutely impossible for Ovary of other races to enjoy the hundred-year fasting period without being held accountable.

It was also at this time that Xu Lai knew that His Royal Highness Ardai was actually a male.

……

Xu Lai unknowingly talked on the phone with the customer service of Lotus Essence No. [-] for more than an hour. During the period, his mood was ups and downs, and he also learned more information about the current structure of the monster world from Hehua Jing No. [-].

The most important point is that he made it clear that Chuhualong became a big monster, not only could not protect himself, but he would also be "under house arrest" in the Wanyao Palace by the so-called Highness Aldai.

As for what kind of non-monster treatment he would receive in Wanyao Hall, Xu Lai had no way of knowing or imagining.

After hanging up the phone, Xu Lai sat down on the big round table at Director Luo's house.

Director Luo hurriedly pushed a plate of verdant cactus to Xu Lai as melons and fruits to entertain him, and asked nervously: "Little comrade...is there something wrong? Could it be that a member of the Conservation Association is coming to visit you on the spot? "

Director Luo was so nervous that he rubbed his hands repeatedly, and after rubbing his hands, he frantically squeezed his forehead. After all, Xu Lai's safety now depends on the fate of more than a dozen demon mouths in the entire Zhongnan Cave. Knowing that Xu Lai will be arranged for a blind date, Chu Chu fears that something unexpected will happen, and all the neighbors in Zhongnandong will end up not reporting what they know, and they can't live without it.

Xu Lala shook his head and said, "The association didn't find out. Before hanging up the phone, Lotus Flower Jing wished me a 'successful birth'. I'm just... worried about being caught by her and getting overly nervous."

Xu Lala didn't mention the dragon clan to Director Luo, and he didn't dare to tell Director Luo that Chuchu was probably a little dragon cub.

Xu Lai supported his forehead, rubbed his twitching temples, trying to organize his thoughts, while Director Luo stood behind Xu Lai with a worried face but did not dare to disturb him.

Xu Lala suddenly asked Director Luo: "His Highness Aldai of Wanyao Palace... what kind of monster is his body?"

Director Luo and other little monsters are very taboo to Wanyao Palace, let alone talking about the owner of Wanyao Palace in private. He covered his mouth nervously, approached Xu Lai and whispered: "His Highness Ardai's body, yes, is Jiaolong. Emperor..."

After all, Xu Lai's brows were tightly knit together, and Director Luo quickly reminded him: "Little comrade, don't mention Her Highness Ardai casually when you are outside...even if it is between Zhongnan Cave and your neighbors. , It’s better not to talk about it.”

Director Luo's warning to Xu Lai was out of good intentions. After all, His Royal Highness Ardai is notoriously ruthless. It is said that in just a hundred years, countless monsters who served him in Wanyao Palace have been killed. , The reason is pitiful, just because I didn't bring my name when addressing His Royal Highness...

He died on the charge of "disrespect".

Just saying "Your Highness", unexpectedly lost a life in vain.

The author has something to say: Ardai (raising her hand outside the court): This demon has something to say.