me and my monster neighbor

Xu Lala was in a trance, but quickly regained his sanity. When he pushed Chu Chu away, he reminded: "You are not allowed to be in heat."

Chu Chu touched the white bandage around his neck, eager to claim credit: "I just held back!"

"..."

Xu Lala had nothing to say, he sat on the ground again, his wandering eyes fell on the position where the philanthropist was sitting just now, there was a small white box, only the size of a watch, and the "dial" emitted a red light.

Xu Lai asked cautiously: "What is this?"

The Nine-Tailed Sky Fox glanced at it, and was immediately overjoyed, and couldn't wait to urge Xu Lai: "This is a portable wifi, hurry up, let me log in to the anonymous forum to see if the wife I'm chasing has updated the Wi-Fi!!!"

Since Nine-Tailed Sky Fox joined Xu Lai, the shelter for royal demon spirits, she has made great efforts to Shenwu Turtle Snake and Golden Wing Dapeng respectively. One person and three demon spirits all reacted against this overly Amway name.

But Xu Lai couldn't resist Jiuwei Tianhu's stalking, and he was also curious about the online world of the demon world, so he listened to Jiuwei Tianhu's words and asked the philanthropist monsters for the wifi password.

Nine-tailed Tianhu asked Xu Lai to wear this high-end watch for Chu Chu, and then entered the demon power from Chu Chu, and the demon world network login terminal was displayed in front of Xu Lai and Chu Chu in the form of projection materialization.

Nine-tailed Tianhu explained that although the operator claims that the login to the network can be done anonymously or with a real name, but when the demon power is injected into the network to connect to the network, the identity has been exposed, and the terminal can be found.Nine-tailed Sky Fox and the other four demon spirits have special powers, so it is best to use the id of an unknown monster to surf the Internet to avoid revealing their identity information.

During the period when the nine-tailed celestial fox was huddled in the city that never sleeps, it used the id of the city's employees to catch up on the Internet every day.

Although the Chu Chu in front of me is also wanted, but Chu Chu is a black household, which happens to match the user ID that Jiuwei Tianhu said.

It was the first time for Xu Lai and Chu Chu to come into contact with the Internet. One person and one monster were very surprised. They opened the barrier that completely isolated the sound and picture, and Xu Lai felt like entering a small private room of an Internet cafe.

The Demon World Network is different from the real world. It has everything you need, including search functions, anonymous forums, entertainment projects, and other functions, and one company monopolizes the market and controls it.The homepage requires a real-name login to be able to enter, and the advertising space is contracted by Wanyaodian, which is promoting the recent achievements of Wanyaodian Demon King Legion in the form of left and right sliding pages.

The nine-tailed celestial fox let Xu Lai enter the anonymous square, which is also known as the barking wall. Only Wanyao Hall and the related highness have no monsters who dare to diss.

The nine-tailed celestial fox guided Xu Lai into the anonymous square with ease. Xu Lai browsed the page curiously, only to see the relevant popular search phrases such as "Legend of the Stone Spirit", "Ovary Stone Spirit" and "Son of the Stone Spirit". A red mark appears in the search bar.

Xu Lala's head was hurting, and he clicked in with a shake of his hand. The home page screened out a series of topics about the latest trends of Stone Jing, and the most recent replies were all within a second.

Among them, the topic building with the highest pile has tens of thousands of floors. The topic building was created eleven days ago. Xu Lai had just come out of the city that never sleeps. The title of this topic building is also accurate: "Shock! Ovary stones carry natural disaster-level monsters Appeared in the city that never sleeps! Its real strength is...?! Its son turned out to be that night?!"

Everyone knows what the city that never sleeps is. Coupled with the gimmick of two question marks and an exclamation point in the title, this topic has already attracted millions of hits.

Xu Lai clicked into this topic building, and the main building roughly described the whole process of Xu Lai, the recently popular topic Queen, appearing in the city that never sleeps.The information described by Xu Lai as the person concerned is basically true, but the primary purpose of Xu Lai's entry into the city to catch the fox is written as "the stone spirit and his son, enter the city that never sleeps for a day, and is still not satisfied, and even hijacks a senior technician who lives in the city that never sleeps. Walking with him", once the cause and effect were reversed, the image of the stone spirit suddenly became an overindulgent and coquettish bitch, causing many netizens to wonder online: The stone spirit is really worthy of being a stone spirit!

Xu Lai's brows were already knotted when he saw this, and he didn't have time to worry about where the shining point of "the stone spirit is worthy of being a stone spirit" was. The risk of going to the city that never sleeps" and "If you want to please Ovary, the city that never sleeps is a good place to go", Xu Lai has basically determined where this revelation came from.

Only then did Xu Lai understand why Shi Qing stopped them at that time, why did he repeatedly emphasize that he was just a merchant——

Shi Qing intercepted Xu Lai in front of hundreds of monsters in the entire square, just to mobilize the witnesses present to go to the Internet to echo "+1", so that he could use Xu Lai's name to promote his city that never sleeps.

Therefore, the essence of this revelation is actually a marketing and promotion soft article for the city that never sleeps!

Such a wicked marketing gimmick!

Xu Lala held back his breath, continued to read, and finally turned to the revealing moment of the host.

Regarding the true strength of the stone spirit, the host revealed the secret: the stone spirit itself is a monster of super disaster level (super A), subverting the image of Cuscuta xiaojiaojiao that many netizens had previously guessed.

Many netizens suddenly realized: So!Stone Jing usually travels in disguise as an adult!Using this to confuse the search team of the Ovary Protection Association and Wanyao Temple, what a cunning stone spirit!

This argument was praised by many netizens.

Xu Lale: "..."

Regarding the strength of the son of the stone spirit, he has already been spread all over the demon world as a big monster of the natural disaster level. What the host revealed is another strength:

According to the monster on duty in the city that never sleeps, the stone spirit pretended to be a human race and took his son to participate in the night of white roses in the city that never sleeps.Only 10 minutes into the opening of the event, the two left angrily, Shitou Jing's face was not good-looking, implying that Shitou Jing was neither satisfied nor satisfied.

According to the report of the monster, because his son is a natural disaster-level big monster, the Evernight City officials attached great importance to his service experience before they knew their real identities. Seeing him leave the venue early, the lobby manager who was on duty that night asked, how about the event? Any dissatisfaction with the service can be reported to her.

but!yes!His son gave a thumbs up and affirmed the wonderful experience of the White Rose Night with five-star praise.

Seeing this, the comment area was submerged in boos without saying anything. This group of monster Luthor was complacent, thanking fate for not giving them the strength of the natural disaster level, but giving them the endurance far beyond the natural disaster level. The purpose of the pilgrimage to the city that never sleeps is probably not to seek pleasure, but to seek medical treatment. There are also many monsters complaining for Shi Shi and other TGM monsters in the comment area. Fine hee hee hee hee.

Voices that Stone Spirit is being held hostage involuntarily are rising again.

The little monster wearing anonymous skin in the comment area usually restrains himself when he gathers a crowd to diss a monster of a certain natural disaster level. That's why they diss are unscrupulous.

Xu Lale was so angry that he crossed off the topic floor, and Chu Chu Fengping was killed, and he felt even more sorry when he looked up and saw Chu Chu's innocent and blank face.

Xu Lala lowered his head and saw half a circle of Ovary's seal on his left wrist.

Xu Lae said seriously: "Can I log in to Ovary and TGM's dating site here?"

Nine-tailed Sky Fox was suddenly overjoyed, and said: "Okay, okay! I want to see it too! Ovary arranged marriage is a new policy that has emerged in the past century. I am also curious about the official dating network and the chatting in wild areas. What's the difference between the rooms!"

Xu Lala rolled up the sleeve of his left hand. He remembered that Lotus Essence No. [-] told him that when Xu Lela successfully settled down, he could log in to the Internet to find Ovary's login entrance, and enter the exclusive number on the red badge to log in.

The registration id number of Xu Lai is O*100008333.

In order to avoid harming the innocent by logging on to the Ovary dating website here, Xu Lai asked the philanthropist monster to take this portable Wifi.

The leading philanthropist monster was eager to offer his hands, and told Xu Lai and the others to leave quickly.

Before leaving, Xu Lai asked one more question: "Is there anyone named Mr. Fu in your team of philanthropists? It turned out to be a bat spirit."

The leading philanthropist monster put on that smiling mask and said: "Most of the wearing of the philanthropist mask is a temporary idea, and there is no organizer or team."

Xu Lala didn't have much hope at first, he just asked casually, but failed to find out about Mr. Fu, so he left directly with Chuchu.

Xu Lala obtained a portable Wi-Fi during this trip. He retrieved the large and small stone spirits, and borrowed the flying skills of the golden-winged roc to change to an Internet cafe nearby and log in to the Internet again.

He found the entrance of Ovary's dating site in the VIP service area of ​​the homepage of the network.

Before landing, Xu Lai ordered Shenwu Gui to open the barrier, and asked Chu Chu to activate the demon consciousness, and always pay attention to the movement within a hundred miles. After everyone was fully prepared, Xu Lai opened the blind date website, entered his number, and on the web page A prompt window to scan the stamp pops up.

The scan was successful.

One-click login.

"Welcome, my dear Ovary, No. 3 on the ranking list, Xu Lale."

Xu Lale: "..."

As soon as I entered the dating website, this fresh and refined pink pop-up window popped up on the page. There was a small bronze crown in the upper right corner of the pop-up window.

Xu Lai wanted to know, if he directly changed his personal signature to "there is only one reason for me to run away, because I am a human race", would it mess up the Ovary Protection Association and the Wanyao Temple.Letting him wear the season crown of the Ovary Conservation Society on his own is simply the biggest laughing stock.

But Xu Lae was just thinking about it. If he really did this, while he would turn the Ovary Protection Association upside down and ruin the Wanyao Hall's reputation, he and Chu Chu would officially appear in the Wanyao Hall. top of the list.

After skipping this pop-up window, Xu Lai received two other small pop-up windows one after another, namely:

"73 TGMs have received your blind date number plate."

"A total of 57 TGMs have presented you with 1341 pansies this month."

The flower language of pansy is "daydream", "symour" and "please miss me".

Since Ovary and TGM’s dating sites do not support offline messaging, online conversations depend entirely on fate. Therefore, if you have someone you like, you can give a pansy every day, which means that you are my daydream, and you are my dream. I miss you day and night, please also miss me, please give me a response.

... The above flower language is all official nonsense.

But the data of 57 TGMs and 1341 pansies does illustrate a very serious problem:

It is known that Xu Lae has been registered as Ovary for 33 days. During these 33 days, a total of 57 TGMs cast pansies for Xu Lae, and Xu Lae received a total of 1341 flowers.Assume that 17 TGMs among them send a pansy to Xu Le Lae, and the remaining 40 TGMs need to visit Xu Le Lae’s homepage every day and give out pansies, and keep updating for 33 days to get 40x33+17, which is equal to 1337 multi-pansy.

——1341 less than the existing total of 4.

Xu Lala just wanted to ask, where the hell did so many Internet addicts come to his homepage to check in every day, what made these top big monsters in the demon world insist on checking in.

This must be too scary.

Nine-tailed Tianhu joked online: "It's incredible, Wuli's first cub is incredible, so many rivals in love."

I didn't take it seriously at first.

Shenwu Guishe usually likes to tease Xu Lala, but at this time they are on the same side as Golden Wing Dapeng, and they all think this is too ridiculous.

A group of TGMs crazily pursued a human race, and it really embarrassed the monsters to say it.

Xu Lai was frightened by this data, and he no longer had the leisure to look carefully at the webpage. His eyes skipped other functions of the homepage, such as real-time chat groups such as the afternoon tea chat room, and he directly clicked into a demon background, Nine Tails Tianhu couldn't help laughing when he saw Xu Lai's promotional photos uploaded to Ovary's information column. Xu Lai ignored her, scanned around, and found that the only thing that supported online modification was his friendship declaration.

The personality declaration that Xu Lai filled out at the time was: On the phenomenon and nature of female objectification throughout the ages, please share your views with critical thinking.

The original intention was to dissuade the majority of male compatriots, who would have thought that today he would be ranked third in the Ovary ranking list.

Xu Lae deleted all the declarations of personality. In order to maintain Chuchu's reputation and to withdraw TGM completely, Xu Lae filled in twelve words:

"He's fine and I'm fine too, please do not disturb."

Xu Lala changed his signature, turned his head and met Chu Chu's gaze, he coughed lightly and said, "I'll borrow it from you."

Chuchu replied without hesitation: "You can use Lala as you like."

Xu Lai exited Ovary's dating website after changing the signature, and the page automatically jumped back to the home page.

Nine-tailed Tianhu finished kneading the steamed sugar with a smile, and was still thinking about asking Xu Lai to go to the anonymous square to help him search for popular novels with the protagonist named "Silicon". Xu Lai firmly rejected her. Slide the page to skip to the seventh article.

Xu Lala casually glanced at it, but just this one glance immediately made his whole body stiff and his pupils trembled constantly. The Nine-Tailed Sky Fox was chattering beside him, and Xu Lala didn't respond after several sentences.

Chuchu immediately noticed Xu Lala's strangeness, and asked, "Lale, what's wrong with you?"

Shenwu Snake followed Xu Lai's eyes and saw the performance flyer of the Demon King's Legion. Shenwu Snake read according to the title of the advertisement:

"The Highlights of the Demon King's Legion Expedition [No. 563]: The southern village that harbored Ovary's stone spirit has been wiped out, and the village has been slaughtered, leaving no survivors."

This notice was issued half a month ago.