me and my monster neighbor

"Find him, kill him, replace him, you are a prophet on the side of good and good."

The first three sentences and the last exclamation sentence appear side by side, which sounds inexplicably ironic, but also somewhat righteous.

It is rumored that the prophet of the human race is the light of hope for the human race. The prophet kills all demons and ghosts to protect the well-being of the human race, but who would have thought that the first target of the prophet of the human race is himself.

Xu Lala wanted to laugh, he had 8.3333 hours to kill himself, and he knew very well that as long as he shot now and the ceremony was over, he could replace "Xu Lala" in front of him.

Xu Lai stood in the attic, the roof was densely covered with spider silk, the upper end of the spider silk was glued to the roof, and the lower end was suspended in the air, shaped like tassels, the breeze was blowing from the window, and the spider silk at the end of the bed was like a curtain, gently swaying.

Xu Lala silently looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar figure downstairs.

The other "he" moved a bench and sat by the bed. First, he took out a bottle of perfume in a purple-red square bottle and sprayed it all over his body. What hobby?"

Xu Lale said perfunctorily, "It's just to save my life."

The off-court exchange between Xu Lala and Nine-Tailed Tianhu was suspended, and "he" took out another Wusan from his schoolbag.

Xu Lala thought that when he first arrived in Zhongnan Cave, he used to brush questions every night to resist the fear of the long night. "He" has no power to resist at this time, and any little monster can swallow "him" alive. Although the saying "learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you will not be afraid to travel all over the world" does not apply to the demon world, but only by wandering in the sea of ​​mathematics, physics and chemistry questions can he temporarily forget the horror of "the ghost knocking on the door in the middle of the night".

It's just that "he" just picked up the pen and turned the pages of Wusan, when a black business card fell out between the pages. "He" picked it up, flipped it left and right, glanced at it a few times, and then put it away again.

Even if the Four Great Demon Spirits suffer from Alzheimer's disease, they should be aware that something is wrong in front of them.

Shenwu Snake concluded in surprise: "Have we returned to your past?"

Shenwugui pondered for a moment, and said: "Going back to the past is the ritual to awaken the prophet of the human race, so...you have to kill him."

Shenwugui uses declarative sentences, not rhetorical questions.

Xu Lai nodded.

The nine-tailed celestial fox was startled first, then "tsk", she said with a smile, "I never thought that we would know the biggest secret of the human prophet."

The nine-tailed celestial fox just teased casually, but what made her curious was that Xu Lai was unusually calm at this time.

Xu Lala said: "You won't know."

Nine-tailed Sky Fox raised his eyebrows, then smiled again, and asked, "We already know, are you going to...silence?"

Xu Lae recalled that Zhao Tienan from Datie Village said that the awakened prophets of the human race would also go to Datie Village to get their swords. From this, he speculated that if he killed another "Xu Lae" now, instead, he retained his memory and inherited the human race. The prophet's supernatural powers, but the dragon-slaying knife and demon-slaying sword in his hand will "disappear" as well as the four demon spirits in his body.

The four demon spirits do know now, but the "they" in this time and space, the Shenwu turtle and snake are still eating the passing monsters in the Mingyuan, and the nine-tailed sky fox is still the master planner of the White Rose Night in the city that never sleeps. The golden-winged roc also soars for nine days in the wind capital of the northwest without restraint.

They don't know that only Xu Lai can inherit the "spirit" of the human prophet, and he knows the future clearly without leaving Zhongnan Cave.

"Xu Lala" in the attic was lying on the edge of the bed, the pen holder was turned over at the fingertips, and it took a long time to fish for fish before finally starting to write.

Xu Lala noticed that "Xu Lala" had a scratch two to three centimeters long on the back of the right hand holding the pen.

——It was left by Tang Siniang on the day he cut his nails. Tang Siniang slashed him with a "slip" knife. Xu Lila later realized that the knife was to test his identity, and it was this knife that dispelled Tang Siniang's feelings towards him. Suspect.

Xu Lala's expression was serious, trying to recall that this night was the first few days he had traveled to the demon world.

"Xu Lala" who was sitting by the bed had scratches on his hands, combined with the pile of white bandages thrown in front of the fireplace, and the stockings that "he" threw into the fireplace as ashes after he came out of the bathroom...

Based on the above associations, Xu Lai was sure that this should be the day Tang Siniang helped him "trimming his nails". After the back of his hand was scratched, Tang Siniang went to the little doctor Luji to bandage his wound. The little doctor Luji showed his skills and just bandaged his right hand into a Afterwards, Director Luo hurried over and said that it was a call from the Ovary Conservation Association. Xu Lai was still on the phone and He Hua Jing No. [-] proposed his ownership proposal in a century. In the afternoon, the whole village also assisted Xu Lai to build a chicken shed...

"Xu Lala" should have just arrived in Zhongnan Cave at this time, and it was only on this day that he barely gained a foothold.

This is undoubtedly the best time for Xu Lai to replace "myself" and stay in Zhongnan Cave.

Xu Lala lowered his eyes and looked at the back in the attic. It was the first time he looked at himself from the perspective of a bystander. Apart from looking novel, he also had complicated emotions.

"Xu Lae" who was sitting by the bed brought the towel hanging around his neck. It was the first time that Xu Lae realized that the back of his neck was so white. Once the knife was cut, scarlet blood would spurt out from under the ruptured carotid artery. To avoid blood splashing all over the ground, he should consider directly using the power of controlling the earth to bury his other self under six feet...

As long as Xu Lai makes a move at this time, he will be the first prophet hidden in the monster village. If he returns to this time, Xu Lai's situation will be very good. He has a rare Ovary status and can easily sneak into TGM; There is a "pregnancy", and in the egg is a natural disaster monster with a strength against the sky. It is the biggest killer, but it obeys his orders; Tang Siniang is still alive, and will come to the door every day to guide Xu Lai to become the No. 1 female power in the demon world. The South Cave is still quiet. The rhinoceros spirit from the neighboring village has not yet been promoted to a disaster-level monster, nor has it appeared in Zhongnan Cave. The Ovary Conservation Association has found no abnormalities, and the lotus spirit and the white elephant spirit have not yet appeared.

As long as he returns to this time, everything will be in time, and he can completely fulfill the promise he made when he left Zhongnan Cave:

"He left when he was a liability and will come back reborn."

——If possible, he wants to come back to protect the last piece of pure land in the demon world.

And now this "possibility" is in front of him, if everything can start from now, Xu Lai will be truly "reborn".

The fireplace in the house was crackling, and there was the faint crowing of hens outside the house.

Shenwu Snake "hissed" and urged: "Don't make a move yet?"

Xu Lala's eyelashes drooped, trembling slightly, and then raised his eyes, his gaze became firmer, and he already had the answer in his heart.

Xu Lala used the infinite eyesight of the golden-winged roc to see "myself" turn the last page of the May [-]rd, and left a sigh about the difficulty of life on it:

"①Potential safety hazards of living in Zhongnan Cave - there are ghosts and neighbors knocking on the door during the day, and ghosts knocking on the wall at night."

Xu Lala frowned. He remembered that this was the first emotion he sent out, and it was also the only emotion recorded in the book, because he was interrupted after writing this sentence...

As for what interrupted it, it didn't take much time to think about it, two clear and loud knocks on the door suddenly sounded outside the house, breaking the tranquility.

bang bang.

"Xu Lala" who was sitting in the attic trembled with his hand holding the pen, and his whole body became stiff.

Xu Lai, who was standing on the attic, immediately frowned.

Then I heard knocking on the door again, bang bang bang, three times in a row, faster, faster and more fierce than the two knocks just now, the scraping sound of the iron door was sharp and piercing, each sound echoed another "Xu Lala"'s heart was trembling, "Xu Lala" dropped the pen, just covering his ears with his hands was not enough, "he" hurriedly tore off two balls of gauze and soaked his ears with water to isolate the noise...

These knocks on the door reminded Xu Lai of the experience of that night. He pressed against the wall of the attic alertly, and he was also very curious about the "visitor" who knocked on his door that night.

Xu Lala vigilantly approached the open skylight of the attic, and stepped out. Suddenly, a high-pitched and passionate singing broke the silence, and the words were correct and majestic:

"

The five-star red flag flutters in the wind!

How resounding are the songs of victory!

"

Xu Lala was stunned when he heard it, and stepped straight into the air. He originally planned to get close to the skylight to take a peek, but because of this accident, he leaned out half of his body. He was howling, but he was caught off guard and looked outside. In the night, he saw a "person" downstairs, a tall and thin man. There were four eyes on this man's face, and two pairs of eyes were side by side. cold knife.

Xu Lai was caught off guard by these four pitch-black eyes, and his back felt a chill. Before he could react, he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing from the ground, and the man standing at the door turned into a giant centipede with a length of two meters. In the blink of an eye, the centipede had already jumped into the air, and the howling night wind slammed into the skylight.

Xu Lala was forced to close his eyes tightly by the gust of wind. At this second, several counterattack moves quickly flashed through Xu Lala's mind. The golden power of the Shenwu Turtle can be turned into a prison, the water power of the Shenwu Snake can be turned into a halberd, and the nine-tailed sky The fox's power of earth and space illusion can also come in handy, but at the last moment, the death of the centipede appeared in Xu Lai's mind. The three blood holes in its chest clearly appeared in Xu Lai's mind...

Between closing and opening his eyes, Xu Lai's eyes overflowed with a golden light, and he subconsciously chose to fight back, but it was the golden-winged roc who responded immediately.

There was a golden light in front of his eyes, and the golden claws, which were equal to the original appearance of the golden-winged roc, pierced the centipede's abdomen instantly.

With three claws piercing through his body, time seemed to have come to a standstill. The menacing centipede was suspended in mid-air, and Xu Lai was also stunned at this moment, only to see it struggling in pain, and with a wave of sharp claws that penetrated its body, half of it The body was torn apart.

Blue-green blood splashed out, but Xu Lai controlled the soil in advance to form a barrier, and the tumbling soil wrapped the centipede's huge body and fell to the ground silently.

Inside the house, "Xu Lai" sang "How Loud the Victory Sings", and his singing voice was even louder than the "Victory Sings" in the lyrics.

Nine-tailed Tianhu pinched his thigh with a smile and asked, "What is the theme song for the mobilization meeting? Are you cheering for yourself? The lyrics are so well written hahahahaha."

Xu Lale, who had just achieved his first victory, was a little confused at this time.

"Xu Lai" downstairs continued to sing, and he sang:

"

The heroic people stand up

Our unity and friendship are as strong as steel

"

Xu Lala clutched her hot forehead and frowned.

Golden Winged Roc sneered online: "Are you scared?"

Shenwugui laughed and said, "First shot? Can't you see bloody scenes? It doesn't matter, it's a blessing for our demon race to have a human prophet like you! Hahahahahahahaha."

Xu Lala patted his forehead, and he tried hard to recall the night and the experience afterwards.

The moment the Golden-winged Roc made a move, Xu Lai understood the mystery about the mysterious disappearance of the former No. 13 resident centipede spirit who died in the upper reaches of the Jiutian River. The mystery of Zhongnan Cave was solved right in front of Xu Lala.

Xu Lala just wanted to understand some things, but he had other doubts and couldn't figure it out, but at least he saved his "self" life. Xu Lala took a look at the former "self" who was sitting in front of the bed tense, and the song "Singing the Motherland" Spiritual strength supports "him" to be brave, and Xu Lala is relieved while despising "himself".

Xu Lai stepped on the window frame with one foot, and was about to go out to take care of the centipede's "funeral affairs", but found that the centipede's body was missing. Looking down from the window, there was only a pool of wet blood left on the ground.