me and my monster neighbor

Lotus Essence No. [-] introduced to Xu Lai how to use the independent number on the seal: "After you have successfully settled down and completed the account procedures, after you log in to the Internet with your ID, you will naturally be able to find Ovary's login entrance. Enter the exclusive number on the red seal to You can log in."

After logging in, you can view the registered single TGMs online. If you have a favorite TGM, you can make an appointment for a blind date number plate in advance. Since Xu Lie is still pregnant, there is no need to worry. Under normal circumstances, if the fasting period of single Ovary is as long as half a year, it will be automatically canceled. Allocate TGMs.

Wanyao Temple's special care for Ovary is embodied in giving half a year of free time for love.

Therefore, Ovary must be grateful to Dade, and must not be ignorant of good and bad.

Lotus Flower Essence No. [-] smiled and said: "Whether you like to fall in love independently, or you like the system to automatically match one-night stands to conceive, the association can meet your requirements."

The implication is that Ovary only has two options of independent love and automatic one-night stand, and there is no "rejection" option.

Xu Lai couldn't help but think of the scope of application of the Ovary Protection Law: it only takes effect for Ovary who voluntarily lay eggs for the Yaozu.

Ovary who does not lay eggs also loses his own unique value, so he naturally does not deserve the treatment of demonism.

Xu Lala touched the stone egg in his belly, smiled awkwardly but politely at Lotus Essence No. [-], and said, "Okay."

At this point in the introduction, the work of the lotus essence has been completed, and they are ready to leave immediately.

After leaving the gate of Director Luo's sub-district office, I saw the neighbors in Zhongnandong, headed by Director Luo, peeping at the three lotus sisters from a distance in fear and admiration.

Before leaving, lotus essences No. [-], [-], and [-] bowed together, and said to Xu Lai: "I wish you a smooth delivery, and please feel free to enslave and bully the little monsters here in the future!"

Xu Lale:?

Xu Lai was slow to understand the logic—because he had won the gold medal for avoiding death specially provided by Ovary, other little monsters did not dare to attack Ovary, so it meant that Ovary could dictate and act recklessly.

Such a simple and crude truth unexpectedly fits the simple and crude logic of monsters.

Xu Lala turned his head, and the neighbors in the Zhongnan Cave in the distance had been frightened and dispersed.

Xu Lale: "..."

It wasn't until the three lotus sisters left that director Luo was selected as the neighbor's representative, trembling on crutches, walked up to Xu Lai with a smile on his face, and said, "Little comrade..."

Director Luo originally hoped that the goblin authorities would see their contribution in protecting the pregnant Ovary, and help Zhongnan Cave to connect water and electricity, but now he might end up being enslaved, but Director Luo dared not complain.

Xu Lae rolled up the sleeve of his left hand, revealing the red stamp of the Wanyao Palace · Ovary Protection Association · Yinwuxu Branch.

Xu Lai asked: "Director Luo, do you know where this 'Wan Yao Dian' is?"

Director Luo came closer and recognized the exclusive red stamp of Wanyao Palace at a glance. His knees bumped and he almost knelt down. He barely managed to hold on to the crutch until he saw the words Ovary clearly.

He said in awe: "The Wanyao Palace is also the Wanyao Palace, a pilgrimage site for the Wanyao, and the Ovary Protection Association is a ministerial-level institution directly under the Wanyao Palace."

The Wanyao Palace is the centralized center of the monster world, an absolutely brutal existence.

But compared to the association whose duty is to protect Ovary, another ministerial-level institution responsible for slaughter——the Devil King Legion is the real killer who makes the entire demon world fearful.They are born to kill faces, kill gods and demons, live in misery wherever they go, and practice terrorism everywhere.It is precisely because of their notoriety that ordinary little demons dare not disobey the orders of Wan Yaodian.

In short, the Demon King's Legion can't be provoked, and when they see Wanyao Palace, they just kneel down and shout long live, and it's over.

After all, Director Luo temporarily added: "Speaking of the Demon King's Legion, the news that is most relevant to you should be Wanyao Temple's incentive plan for the Demon King's Legion. Squeezing into the top ten on the list, members of the non-special bloodlines also have the opportunity to choose their own Ovary."

Xu Lale: "..."

The more Xu Lae listened, the more he felt heavy, and the gold medal on his wrist became very hot. He regretted it. He knew that he should not have anything to do with such a terrifying organization... He was afraid of the protection stamp issued by Wan Yaodian, Instead, it turned into a visiting post from God of Death.

The outside world is too dangerous, Xu Lala now just wants to stay in Zhongnan Cave for the rest of his life safely.

Xu Lai stretched his sleeves to hide the round seal on his wrist, and assured Director Luo: "Don't worry, Director Luo, I will not abuse the right of this seal to the neighbors in Zhongnandong, I just hope to be like everyone else Get along well, and I have received a lot of help from you, and I am already very grateful."

After listening to Xu Lai's words, Director Luo was deeply moved by Xu Lai's kindness, and called Tang Siniang, Li Gongbao, and Hei Dazhuang to dispel their concerns about Xu Lai.

Li Gongbao praised Xu Lala: "As expected of Mr. Lala, even with the support of the Ovary Protection Association of Wanyao Temple behind him, he is not bullying."

Hei Dazhuang nodded in agreement.

Tang Siniang was greatly moved, and urged Xu Lai to hurry up and go back to the prenatal education.

Xu Lale: "..."

On the way back together, Xu Lala and Tang Siniang walked back together, Tang Siniang held Xu Lala's hand, and looked down at the badge on Xu Lala's wrist from time to time, with a look of envy in her eyes, but also a hint of worry.

Xu Lala couldn't help asking her: "What's the matter, is there something wrong with this seal?"

Tang Siniang shook her head quickly, and said: "There is nothing wrong with this badge! It can indeed provide Ovary with tangible protection, and it is a certification that most females cannot envy."

Tang Siniang explained in detail: "As long as Ovary has successfully registered with the association, the association has a way to remotely monitor whether Ovary's vital signs are normal at any time, so under normal circumstances, ordinary monsters will never dare to attack Ovary. It's just that ...I still hope you don't rely too much on it."

At this moment, Tang Siniang was like an old mother who was about to send her daughter off for marriage, her mood was mixed.

There are two situations in which Ovary is in distress. The first situation is that members of the Protection Association rush to rescue Ovary in time when they find that Ovary’s vital signs are abnormal. The second situation is that when the association finds out, Ovary has been killed on the spot.

Tang Siniang said: "Actually, from the promulgation of the protection law until now, I have hardly heard of Ovary's accident. After all, no one wants to be an enemy of Wanyaodian and TGM in the whole mainland."

Then, she looked nervous, put her hands together her mouth, and whispered to Xu Lai the secret incident she knew: "Instead, it was the first case... There was an 'Oolong incident' once."

It is said that a certain powerful TGM whose strength is ranked as a natural disaster played wildly on the bed, and his Ovary vital signs dropped sharply that night. The higher-ups reprimanded him harshly.

It can be said that the real danger facing Ovary has never been the unknown little monster, but the TGM who wants to share the same bed.

Xu Lale: "..."

Isn't this "Oolong incident" sexual abuse in marriage?

He asked: "And then?"

Tang Siniang curled her lips and said, "And from then on, if the 'paired' Ovary didn't show signs of dying, the Conservation Association wouldn't ask any more questions."

Xu Lale: "..."

Fine, females fear marriage every day.

But fortunately, he was "pregnant by self-fertilization", and he would only need to worry about this kind of thing after a hundred years.

Tang Siniang sighed. The Ovary Conservation Association's internal waters are deep, but she still feels that Xu Lai's prospects are relatively optimistic: "But mothers are expensive, you are the safest time now, and you still have the opportunity to seize the time to improve yourself, practice swords Sword, physical fitness, reading prenatal education books can not only improve one's spiritual realm, but also create a good breeding environment for the fetus..."

Xu Lala touched the stone egg in his belly, it was all he had to rely on to stay in the monster world and retire safely.

Tang Siniang made a concluding speech: "Mothers are strong, females should be self-improvement!"

Tang Siniang sent Xu Lai back to his residence, saying, "Although the individual's spiritual awareness and spiritual self-improvement are the most important things, this alone is not enough. If the spirit has been improved, I suggest that you can study the books of the second stage", and thoughtfully selected a bibliography suitable for the second stage of study from a large pile of feminist books for Xu Lai——

"Full PUA Tutorial of Female Husband Control".

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lala was speechless for a moment, and felt that it was reasonable for Tang Siniang to recommend this kind of book.

To this day, the equal rights for women advocated by Tang Siniang have completely revealed their true colors:

Females must first turn over and be the master mentally, and after confirming their dominant position, they must control him!enslave him!crush him!destroy him!

This is the only last chance for females who do not have inherent physiological advantages to win.

Tang Siniang said: "You have to oppress him mentally, completely destroy his self-esteem defense line and let you help him rebuild it, and lure him to admit that it is your property. You can refer to the reward and punishment system for the usual way of getting along~"

Tang Siniang flipped the pages of the book very skillfully, and opened the specific chapters accurately. She strongly recommends it to Xu Lai as a study book: "Strictly abide by the reward rules and let him learn to please you. Only good children can have kisses as rewards. Here you go , you read this paragraph aloud, it is recommended to read the full text and select chapters to recite.”

The reward and punishment system is clearly subdivided in the book, among which the reward system is divided into several types, which progress step by step, including praise reward, caress reward (physical contact), kiss reward, intimacy reward, and the highest level The reward is sex...

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lai once saw a similar reward system when he raised a dog for the first time in junior high school.The only difference is that there is no 18R in the reward system.

According to Tang Siniang, her neighbors, a spider spirit and a vixen spirit, are an infatuated young woman who will never leave her seriously ill husband, and the other is an infatuated widow who has been hurt but still has illusions about love. Looking forward to it, in this battle between the sexes, they have already been defeated mentally, which is an absolutely unacceptable fatal weakness. Now Tang Siniang can only pin all her hopes in Zhongnandong on Xu Lai.

Tang Siniang pushed Xu Lala to the desk to sit down, helped him squeeze his shoulders, and encouraged him softly: "Mr. Lala, who has successfully certified Ovary, must work harder to improve himself today."

Xu Lie smiled awkwardly but politely.He began to regret that he didn't make up a past where an infatuated boy was abandoned by his partner, but he insisted on laying eggs for love.

Xu Lala subconsciously felt that Tang Siniang's male-related remarks might be greatly discounted, and he couldn't blindly listen to all of them.