me and my monster neighbor

But it turns out that the neighbors in Zhongnandong are really fucking ghosts.

The banshee narrator led the big guys to not far from the main entrance. There is an area surrounded by a red warning tape, the length and width of which are less than one meter. There is nothing strange about the land that has grown up, and a few weeds have sprouted.

However, the banshee narrator was very pompous, and introduced grandly: "I think everyone can see that these warning lines are not normal warning lines. They are closed spaces surrounded by S-level natural disaster monsters casting spells, down to 30 meters underground. , no living thing or non-living thing can enter or exit.”

The banshee spoke so mysteriously that all the monsters present were confused. One monster stretched its neck and asked, "What is sealed here?"

The banshee narrator smiled slightly and announced grandly: "Everyone, this land is the place where His Royal Highness used to visit the boy's urine! This place gathers abundant energy from the world, and it is only with the help of the natural disaster giant monster that it is barely preserved in the barrier forever. Inside, the yin and yang of that bubble of urine cut the dawn, we are here, and His Highness is over there. His Highness is immortal, we use this place to feel His Highness's breath, and we will be with His Highness."

Xu Lala was so shocked that he was speechless: "..."

He racked his brains and tried his best to think back, and finally remembered that there was one time when he was a cub at the beginning, because of the habit of declaring sovereignty, it forbade Li Gongbao from approaching Xu Lala, and because he couldn't speak because of a language barrier, he curled up in Xu Lala's arms. Raised one leg, pointed towards the other neighbors, and used urine to draw a semi-arc in the air, blocking the neighbors out.

Xu Lala still remembers that the next day there was a sign saying "No defecating in public" in front of his house, but the sign is gone now.

He couldn't help but wonder, according to the genius marketing strategy of the neighbors today, he wished that Chu Chu hadn't let Chu Chu open his crotch to pee around Zhongnan Cave...

Xu Lala stopped his wild thinking, and saw that all the monsters present seemed to be insane. Under the leadership of the banshee commentator, they fought for the ground with their heads one after another. Kneel.

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lala: It's fucking outrageous!It's fucking outrageous!

Since it's called a boy's urine check-in place, and since he wants to be with His Highness, then everyone can urinate together, at least they can have a sense of participation!Now what is the difference between this weird ritual and kneeling in a cesspool?no difference!

Xu Lai was calm on the surface, but complained wildly in his heart, but at this time, some fanatics reported that Xu Lai and Yuan Chu did not kneel down to worship the "Holy Land" behind them.

The monster kneeling in front of Xu Lai, with his back turned to him, piously pressed his forehead to the ground, his eyes saw Xu Lai and Yuan Chu standing straight behind the line from between his legs, the monster immediately blew his hair and yelled loudly Peng Yinban, "Why don't you kneel—"

The actions of Xu Lae and Yuan Chu aroused public outrage, and the monsters attacked them together, questioning Xu Lae and the two: "They must be from Aldai's faction!!!"

In the Monster Continent, intrigues are commonplace, they can kill their fathers and mothers, and kill each other. They can have no family, love and friendship, but they are loyal to His Royal Highness.

And this group of fanatical and die-hard fans are now pointing at the nose of their rightful master and questioning their most noble original Highness, how dare you not bow down to the urinal where our Highness used to urinate like a boy.

Facing their loud questions, Xu Lai didn't know how to deal with this ridiculous farce.

Xu Lala also had another absurd idea, wanting to prove it to this group of diehard fans.It is known that this group of idiot fans accused Yuan Yuan of being "disrespectful" in order to protect the Holy Land of Boy Urine, His Royal Highness Yuan Yuan. Then their "disrespect" to Yuan Yuan himself and Xu Lie's "disrespect" for not kneeling down to the urinal, which one is even worse? For disrespect?

Xu Lala glanced at Yuan Chu, seeing the moment when Yuan Chu's golden pupils retracted, he guessed that for Yuan Chu, if these monsters died unexpectedly today, it would definitely not be because of respect or disrespect, but because they were too noisy.

Xu Lala regretted that he didn't know how to prove it, so he heard a dull and desolate bell from a distance.

The distant and long bell has the effect of cleansing the soul for Xu Lai, but this bell silences all the noisy monsters in the audience.

Xu Lala looked up at the direction from which the bell sounded.

The morning bell and evening drum have always been the rules of Zhongnan Cave, but the morning bell dispels fear, the evening drum warns to retreat, and the bell rings in broad daylight for what reason.

At this time, a speeding shuttle bus slammed to the gate of the yard.

Xu Lala turned around to look, and happened to meet the driver's eyes - the driver leaned over the steering wheel in astonishment, pulled off his sunglasses and stared at Xu Lala.

Xu Lala was also stunned for a moment, the driver was none other than his good neighbor in Zhongnandong, Brother Niu.

Who would have imagined that the unicorn of this majestic S-level natural disaster monster was hiding in Zhongnan Cave as a Didi driver, and a group of monster passengers whose ABC did not know the specific registration were behind the car, cursing and complaining about his drifting car skills.

Sitting in the passenger seat, Mrs. Niu held a small horn in one hand and a small red flag in the other. Wearing a sun hat on her head, she seemed to be a qualified commentary tour guide.

Probably this long-lost reunion came so suddenly that Brother Niu and Mrs. Xu Lai stared wide-eyed, and Xu Lala smiled at Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu.

Until Yuan Chu came out from behind Xu La La, suddenly there was a strong wind, the red peaked cap on Yuan Chu's head was blown off, and the black broken hair faded to silvery white at the roots. He raised his face, and his golden pupils were dazzling under the sunlight.

I remember Brother Niu at first.

He remembered that Brother Niu once stood on Xu Lai's blind date ring.

But Xu Lala didn't know why Yuan Chu couldn't wait to lift his hat. He could only feel the whirlwind around Yuan Chu's body, which was to release the coercion.

The loudspeaker in Mrs. Niu's hand rolled under the wheel. In a moment of dead silence, Xu Lala heard the sound of gasping all around.

First, the little monsters in Mrs. Niu's car were like a group of frightened birds. They rolled off the ferry car with hands and feet, knelt down on the ground, and the group trembled as if they had been shocked by an electric shock.

Then, there was this group of monsters clamoring for Xu Lai and Yuan Yuan who didn't kneel down to the boy's urine punching place. They were so frightened that they limp on the ground and kowtowed. Trembling, even trembling and unable to speak.

Xu Lala wanted to sigh with emotion, the world is finally clean.

Brother Niu got off the ferry next to Mrs. Niu. He took a step forward, his whole body tensed, and first pulled Mrs. Niu behind him to protect her tightly. Get down on your knees.

Aunt Niu was frightened, she followed Brother Niu and wanted to kneel - before their knees touched the ground, Xu Lala hurried forward and grabbed the couple's hands to stop them.

Xu Lala said, "Brother Niu, Sister-in-law Niu, get up."

Brother Niu looked past Xu Lai, looked at Yuan Chu in awe, and said cautiously: "My king..."

The Lord of Wanyao Temple controls the life and death of all monsters in the demon world—no monster dares to question the truth of this sentence.Even the one-in-a-million TGM dare not make mistakes.

There are [-] households in Zhongnandong, with a total of [-] neighbors. Among them, Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu who live in Room [-] live in the same room as their husband and wife.Aside from the fact that Little Phoenix in Room [-] was reborn from the ashes, among the other eleven households, only Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu in Room [-] and Di Ting in Room [-] really wanted to retire.

Listening carefully and not asking about worldly affairs, the ones who really gave Xu Lai warmth were Brother Niu and Aunt Niu.When he was in Zhongnan Cave, Mrs. Niu took good care of him. When he was trapped in Wanyao Palace, Brother Niu fought for him and was seriously injured. Now I saw that Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu were able to drive the ferry safely. The driver, Xu Lai, was also really happy.

Xu Lala turned his head and looked at Yuan Chu, and seeing Yuan Chu's indifferent appearance, he pulled Brother Niu up on his own initiative, and said, "Don't kneel, you don't need to kneel, I specially approved it."

Even though he got special approval from Xu Lai, Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu still felt uneasy, and looked at Yuan Chu timidly, and saw the slightly raised expression on the corner of Yuan Chu's mouth.

I don't know if they bowed their heads and bowed their heads, or if Xu Lai's words pleased Yuan Yuan, His Highness seemed a little happy, and by the way, even the coercion was removed.

Could the reason be that Xu Lai directly exceeded his authority to act as his voice?

Brother Niu didn't want to guess, and he didn't dare to ask.

Xu Lala left Zhongnan Cave for more than a month and reunited after a long absence. Since Brother Niu and Sister-in-law Niu were present at the beginning, it was okay to say goodbye without a warm greeting, and she didn't even dare to say a word.

Xu Lala helped Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu up, and bent down to pick up the loudspeaker that had rolled under the car. He brushed off the dirt from the edge of the speaker and handed it to Mrs. Niu again.

Mrs. Niu took the horn tremblingly.

The bell rang, and several figures rushed to the No. 13 room.

The timid and shy little doctor Luji, the iron and simple black bear who carries a bamboo basket, Mr. Fu who wears a mask and black umbrella all the year round, the infatuated young woman spider, and the vixen widow A who wears a bride's white veil every day.

Plus Niu Ge Niu Sister.

And this camel spirit leaning on crutches, hunched over, Director Luo, his face was flushed with excitement, his nostrils opened and closed with excitement.

Meeting the neighbors in Zhongnan Cave again, Xu Lai had already seen clearly that these monster neighbors in front of him were almost not good people, so he couldn't help but feel hot.

It's just that there are still two familiar faces missing from the crowd.

Just as Xu Lai was about to ask, he heard Director Luo's hoarse voice like a bellows: "I, my king, please forgive me, forgive me for not being able to greet you at the entrance of the village in time..."

Xu Lala looked at Director Luo's mouth shape, it was swallowing the "hohohoho" mouth habit abruptly.

After Director Luo finished speaking, he took the lead and knelt down.

Xu Lala could only feel a gust of wind passing by, Li Gongbao and Tang Siniang, the flower mantis Tang Siniang, flashed in front of Xu Lala not long ago in the city that never sleeps, kneeling on the ground together with other monster neighbors.

Yuan Yuan casually lowered his eyes and glanced at them.

Xu Lala turned around, and saw that the monster neighbors had just received the notice from Di Ting, so they came to meet in a hurry, and even made a new red banner with white characters on the red background: " Warmly welcome His Royal Highness Yuan Chu and Mr. Le La to return home to visit relatives."

Xu Lale: "..."

Li Gongbao and Tang Siniang were just absent for a few seconds, they just dodged to the door of NO.13, and hung a new red cloth banner on top of the original sentence "The former residence of His Highness Yuan Chu and Mr. Shi Shijing".

The banner was fluttering, exposing the corner of the banner below. Judging from the situation, when Yuan Chu and Xu Lai leave, they will take off the banner at any time, which means reopening.

Xu Lala turned his back to his neighbors, and he faced this room No. 13 with gray-green tiles, pink-and-white walls, and half-wall roses climbing up to the skylight, and he was filled with inexplicable emotions.