me and my monster neighbor

Li Gongbao finished dismantling the two crocodiles by the well, and discussed with Hei Niu Jing to send some to the needy neighbors in the alley.

There are two husband and wife households in Zhongnan Cave.

Although there is reproductive isolation between brother Niu and sister-in-law Niu, the husband and wife are very, very, very affectionate and envious.

Li Gongbao specially used three "very" in succession for emphasis.

The other family is a spider couple living in the northeast corner. The husband has been sick and paralyzed in bed for many years, and the infatuated woman will never leave. Because the female spider has a special physique that can lay eggs for a lifetime after one mating, the wife has recently become pregnant again. , conceived eggs at home, lost all mana, and it was not easy to survive. I couldn't go out for more than a month, so I had to apply to Director Luo for a subsidy for difficult households.

Li Gongbao sighed, full of sympathy.

Look at Hei Dazhuang who is fat and strong, but he is a sensual macho with rich emotions. When he thinks of the hardships of the spider spirit, his eyes are moist, and he turns his head to wipe tears secretly.

After listening to the story, Xu Lala politely expressed his sympathy and condolences. With his right hand resting on his lower abdomen, he pinched the pleats of his school uniform jacket with his fingers, rubbed them thoughtfully, and his mind became active.

Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang want to send some crocodile meat to the Spider Jing family. Since Xu Lai is in estrus, the estrus hormones in his body may affect the progesterone secreted by pregnant women, which is not conducive to the stability of pregnant women's emotions. He should not appear in front of pregnant women, so They parted at the intersection.

In the end, Xu Lai still got a piece of crocodile meat, but Li Gongbao forced it to him. The kindness was hard to refuse, Xu Lai pretended to refuse and accepted it.

Xu Lala carried a crocodile leg that weighed two or three catties, and planned to go back and set up a pot in the fireplace to stew, boil the meat until it was soft, and divide it into two or three meals, so that tomorrow's rations would be settled.

The circuit facilities in Room No.13 are very simple, except for two small electric lights.Xu Lai found a large box of matches that had not been opened in plastic packaging, but did not find a pot, only a large iron basin could make do.

Xu Lala set up the iron basin first, and the crocodile's legs were submerged in the water and lay in the basin to be burned.

When everything was ready, Xu Lai sprayed perfume on the inside of his coat a few times, and went out to collect firewood when he was ready.

Xu Lala has an excellent sense of direction. He roughly figured out the nearby map. Director Luo, Li Gongbao, and his No.13 house can be connected in a line. Director Luo is on the left, Li Gongbao is on the right, and he is in the middle.The location of the well is above the middle line between him and Li Gongbao's house, and the Mantis Spirit claims to live directly in front of him.

The first time Xu Lai appeared was in the scorched land in the east. The scorched land was full of devastation. There were only scorched earth and gravel in the center, but there were many dead trees and vines around, which could be picked up as firewood.

There were no tools such as bamboo baskets in Xu Lala's house, so he had to take off the curtains and put them on.

As soon as he went out, he ran into Director Luo who was wearing sunglasses in broad daylight, leaning on crutches and leaning on his hunchback.

Director Luo was still panting, and when they met, he smiled and said, "Little comrade, are you just about to go out?"

Director Luo inspected the village for a few times, and met Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang who were going to the Spider Jing's house to send warmth. Hearing that Xu Lai went home alone, he felt uneasy in his heart, for fear that Xu Lai would suddenly go into heat and attack the nearby neighbors. Come over non-stop.

Xu Lala thought that making a fire should not be a suspicious behavior, so he responded directly: "Yes, our stone spirits conduct heat very well during the day, and dissipate heat quickly at night, so I'm going to collect some firewood to light a fire in the fireplace. "

Director Luo followed Xu Lai, and immediately asked concerned: "Little comrade, are you afraid of the cold?"

A specific symptom of the estrus period is that the body is hot and cold, and the "desire" is burning.

Xu Lala didn't keep up with Director Luo's logic, and was still wrangling patiently: "I'm not afraid of the cold, but I think it's more comfortable to keep the room temperature warm."

When Director Luo heard the words, he seemed to have finally found an entry point for the topic, and took the conversation logically: "I have rough skin and thick flesh, and my chest is extremely warm. If you need it, comrades, you can come to me directly."

Director Luo was close to Xu Lai, and even wanted to invite Xu Lai to live together.

"..."

Xu Yela felt uncomfortable with Director Luo's words, but when he thought of Director Luo's care and consideration in order to maintain a good living experience for the residents, he didn't want to dampen his enthusiasm, so he just gave him a sympathetic look, and politely refused: "No need, Thank you."

Xu Lala walked from the path of Zitengluo Waterfall to Jiaotudi, and Director Luo followed him closely all the way.

The scorched land is vast, with a rolling horizon in the distance.

Xu Lala was collecting firewood in the surrounding area. Director Luo had a hunched back, and it was difficult for him to lower his back.

As soon as Xu Lai was out of breath, Director Luo became nervous: "Little comrade, do you think you're okay?"

As soon as Xu Lala started to sweat, Director Luo fidgeted: "Little comrade, are you still patient?"

Xu Lai was sweating a lot, his fair face was slightly flushed, and Director Luo was even mentally prepared to serve the devil with his body in the scorched land: "Little comrade, do you feel that your whole body is hot, and there is a lump in your body? The fire is raging and boiling, and it is difficult to suppress the desire to estrus? You don't have to be patient, you can vent it! Hey! Hey, hey!"

Director Luo pursed his lips and purred, as if borrowing this way to cheer himself up.

"..."

Xu Lala picked up a bundle of firewood, finally stopped, wiped off the sweat from his brow, and looked at him with complicated emotions.

Director Luo folded his hands in front of him, leaning on a cane, with his eyes closed and his mouth pouted, with an unlucky look of generosity.

Xu Lala suddenly sighed: "Director, actually I..."

Xu Lala hesitated to speak, hesitated and hawed, and managed the nervousness, worry, and fear just right.

Director Luo suddenly heard Xu Lai's voice soften, his voice was weak and helpless, he couldn't help but opened his eyes again, and asked nervously, "You...what's wrong with you?"

Xu Lala hesitated, pursed his lips, and under Director Luo's anxious eyes wrinkling his nostrils, he made up a personal design for himself in ten seconds.

Xu Lala used the back of his hand to wipe off the sweat that had slid down to his chin, looked down at the ground, and clenched his hand hanging by his side into a fist, but he seemed to be unable to muster half of his strength. He closed his eyes and said, "Actually, I am now Without any mana..."

Hearing this, Director Luo was greatly shocked, and hurriedly asked: "This, why is this?!"

He has only heard of monsters in estrus whose mana increases greatly because of their irritable and irritable mood, but he has never heard of any precedents where they lost their mana due to estrus.

Xu Lala said: "The original intention of my appearance here was to take refuge, but I just arrived here yesterday, so I still can't trust you..."

Director Luo nodded repeatedly, and waved his hands to show his understanding: "You should, after all, you are new here, and it is natural for you to be wary of us."

Xu Lala raised his head, Director Luo had already manually pulled the small round sunglasses to his eyes.Seeing Director Shang Luo's caring and sincere eyes, Xu Lala was entangled in every possible way. After some inner struggles, he finally opened his mouth and said with difficulty: "Actually, we stone spirits...have a constitution that can fertilize themselves."

"..."

silence.

Director Luo opened his mouth when he heard the words, and a gust of wind picked up the loose dust on the scorched ground, and fed Director Luo a mouthful.

Director Luo was silent for a full minute before adding surprise: "So you have a self-bred physique! Then you don't have to worry about the estrus period at all!!!"

Director Luo was so happy that he wanted to dance, and secretly rejoiced that his chastity survived. After a while, he recovered from the ecstasy. He slapped his forehead, causing the small glasses to slide from his eyes to the bridge of his nose, and said with wide eyes. : "You said that you have lost all your magic power now, that, that means that you have now..."

Xu Lie moved his lips.

But he really couldn't say such blunt words as "Well, I'm self-fertilized", so he just nodded his head cheekily and acquiesced.

Director Luo stood on the spot, his leaf-shaped nostrils retracted. He stood stupidly for a while before completely digesting the news, and said overjoyed: "Hoho! That's really great! Birth is glorious! Birth is glorious! You should go back Take a good rest, how can you come out to collect firewood and do rough work! I will ask Da Zhuang to send you firewood every day when I go back!"

Xu Lai was grateful for Director Luo's care, pretended to refuse, and cleverly changed the subject first: "Director Luo... I'm not saying that I can't trust other neighbors, but when I first came here, I only had friends with you, Da Zhuang and Li Gongbao. Communication, although I just met Tang Siniang at the well, I don’t know the other neighbors. I have lost all my mana right now, which makes me feel very uneasy. I saw you so worried and I was thinking about me, so I took a gamble. I believe you, but regarding my temporary loss of mana, I hope you can keep it a secret for me for the time being, and don't spread the word about it..."

Xu Lala spoke earnestly, pitifully and helplessly.

But in fact, he revealed his "secret" to Director Luo not because he was moved. First, he was annoyed by Director Luo who was always thinking about voluntarily dedicating himself. Second, Director Luo never left him. It was inconvenient, and he didn't really want Director Luo to help him keep it a secret, but he hoped that Director Luo could help him deal with other neighbors.

Hearing this, Director Luo quickly assured Xu Lai that the other neighbors in Zhongnandong were very kind and friendly, so there was no need to worry, but he also understood Xu Lai's concerns.

Xu Lala picked up a bundle of firewood and carried it home. Director Luo surrounded him and told him to "slow down, slow down" and "be careful", and he didn't leave at ease until Xu Lai was safely delivered to the door.

The author has something to say:

Xu Lai (facing Director Luo who is keen on dedicating himself): You forced me to have sex :)