The happy life of the little fish in another world

Any expectation, he is already doomed to fall into the hands of the third uncle, which is not something that ordinary humans like me can reverse.

I ran to my uncle and looked at the star-studded map for a long time...a long time...

Still do not understand!

If you don't understand, ask.

"Uncle, what is this?"

Uncle gave me a blank look, and said with disdain: "It's a map, why don't you even know this."

"Uncle, I won't talk about that, I mean what are these dots?"

"Well, let me take a look, uh, it seems to be a human town."

Humanity?Are there any that are not human?

"Then uncle, do you think where we are going?"

Mentioning this uncle suddenly became very excited: "Of course, I will go to Baiyun City, the largest city in the south, and let me tell you, the marshmallows there are really delicious, the best marshmallows I have ever eaten. "

My eyes lit up: "Cotton candy? Is it the kind of soft, white, fat and sweet cotton candy?"

"Yes, Xiao Yuer, have you eaten it? But that's not important, let me tell you, that cotton candy is really delicious, and there are many strong flavors for you to choose from."

"Really? What does that taste like?"

"Sweet, salty, fragrant, spicy, smelly, Linglong fruit, peach, watermelon, banana, Misty fruit, Xiaoyao fruit..."

I stared dumbfounded at a series of names floating out of my uncle's mouth. I was so impressed by my uncle's vital capacity and memory. If the world of cultivating immortals wanted to vote for a cultivator with the largest lung capacity, I would definitely vote for my uncle!

Discussed with my uncle for a long time, until finally I knew almost all the delicacies in Baiyun City, and there are many interesting places, I can't help feeling for my father, how difficult it is to raise such a child!

However, even after so long, my uncle still couldn't find out the exact route.

I took it over, looked left and right, looked up and down, looked forward and back... still didn't understand.

I suddenly regretted why I let Xiao Feifei go to the fruit star to report the news first. If Xiao Feifei was there, such a small map with its intelligence would not be able to trouble it.However, if money is hard to buy, I knew it earlier. Why didn't I ask my uncle if he could read a map?

"Uncle, what do you think of this?"

Uncle also tilted his head to look at me, and said confusedly: "I don't know either, I can clearly see this picture when Xiao San holds it."

I suddenly realized a very serious problem: it seems...probably...maybe...or...we can't read maps...

"Uncle..." I hesitated, "...do you know the way?"

Uncle thought for a long time, then shook his head resolutely and said: "These things are all done by Xiaosan."

I suddenly expressed great doubts that the two of us could reach the "Fruit Star" smoothly. One is a road idiot and the other has never been here. What's more, neither of us can understand the map. Can the two of us really find the right way? ?I'll bet the gray hair on my head that I haven't had time to grow, the hope is really very slim.

The author has something to say: Why do I always have so few comments?For the hair, for the hair, entangled...

Therefore, this chapter is used for evaluation...

By the way, I have been agonizing over the fact that there are nearly [-] chapters whose clicks do not reach the number of favorites. Has it been too long?

42

42. Red bean cake...

Just when we were at a loss, the teleportation array not far away flashed a glow, and a large group of people suddenly appeared on the teleportation array.However, those people knew that there was a clear difference from us at a glance. They were not dumbfounded when they came out, nor did they vomit all over the place. Not long after they came out, they were ready to set off under the command of a man in Tsing Yi.

I suddenly felt very excited, rubbed my eyes, and sure enough, they were all human!Live people!

"Uncle, Uncle, you see someone is coming, should we go over and ask for directions?"

Hearing my words, the uncle who was turning over the "map" over and over again in an attempt to find out something immediately turned his head, "Where is there? Let me see."

"It's just over the teleportation array, look."

Uncle looked carefully for a while, then pulled me over and said, "Come on, let's go and have a look."

Before we got close, those people found us, and then the man in blue clothes who looked like a manager stepped forward, cupped his hands and said, "So it's the fifth son, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Uncle asked strangely: "Why, you know me?"

The man said with a smile: "Fifth Young Master used to come to our Hongyun Teahouse often, and I was lucky enough to meet him once."

Hearing that man's words, my uncle was overjoyed: "Is Hongyun Teahouse the one that makes delicious red bean cakes?"

Uh……

Uncle, do you just remember this?Is there anything else besides food?

The uncle in green clothes didn't change his face, obviously he was fully prepared for this, and he said with a smile: "Exactly, my chef has recently developed a new pastry, you can try it when you have time."

The uncle was overjoyed when he heard the words: "That's great, let's go there now."

But the uncle in green clothes looked over at me and said, "This young man looks very talented, who is a high-ranking apprentice?"

What is "looks like a talent"?I am obviously a "good-looking talent"!Really, he can't even speak, no wonder he is still a manager! (Xiao Yu'er, you are obviously venting your anger...)

But the uncle who forgot about my nephew after having the red bean cake obviously didn't see my displeasure, he excitedly took my hand and said, "This is Ai Yu, Xiao Yu'er, let's go."

The man in Tsing Yi's eyes lit up, and then he took us to a carriage very graciously, and invited us to get on the carriage.

This carriage is very normal, but there are many protective formations painted on the outside, I didn't look at it after a glance, because I was dizzy from seeing it, and I didn't understand it.But that's not the point, I stared dumbfounded at the horse pulling the cart, no, that's not a horse, that's Pegasus!Can anyone tell me why horses have wings?

"Uncle," I tugged at my uncle's sleeve, pointed at the three horses that were obviously abnormal, and said, "What is this?"

Uncle took a look and said, "This is a Pegasus, used to pull carts."

I was stunned and couldn't recover for a long time.

When I came back to my senses, I was already in the carriage. The three flying horses outside the carriage raised their wings and flew high in the sky. They even flew up with the carriage, as if walking on the clouds, which felt amazing.

"Uncle, why can the carriage fly?" I happily looked at the white clouds, red clouds and blue clouds slowly drifting outside, and asked my uncle.

There was no response.

"Uncle? Uncle... Wow, you actually ate it!" It was too much, I turned around and saw that my uncle secretly ate the pastry that the uncle in Tsing Yi gave me while I was in a trance!It's abhorrent to want to get my share of mine now!Without saying a word, I rushed over and grabbed it!

Uncle walked up and down beside me, flatteringly said: "Don't be so stingy, little fish, I want to eat too!"

I slowly took out a piece of red bean cake from the plate and put it into my mouth, ignoring the eager eyes of my uncle, hum, who told him to eat it secretly, he deserved it!

Well, it's delicious!It's so soft, it melts in the mouth, and there's an aura that goes straight to the heart. It's really... so delicious!No wonder my uncle never forgets it. If it were me, I would definitely eat it every day!

Uncle saw that I didn't plan to share it with him, so he nestled down and drew circles in a very decadent manner.

Well, Uncle seems quite pitiful.

I struggled seeing my uncle's listless appearance. It was really painful to watch other people eat delicious food, as if all the four great happy events in life happened next door. I have a deep understanding of this pain, because I feel this way every time my dad grabs my food.

How about sharing uncle?

"Uncle," I whispered, praying that he didn't hear, in that case I would show my filial piety and preserve the red bean cake...

But I was disappointed. Uncle raised his head immediately after hearing my voice, and looked at me with star eyes full of expectation.I suspect that he already knew that I would do this, so he has been paying attention to my side (Jasmine Flower Arrangement: Little Yuer, don’t you know that the higher the level of cultivation, the better the eyes and ears? Little Yuer widened his eyes: Why do you Didn’t you say it earlier? Jasmine: …), but there is no evidence.

Under the staring eyes of my uncle, I said hesitantly: "Uncle...you...do you want to come over and eat together?"

"Yes!" Uncle replied very loudly, before he finished speaking, he appeared in front of me, staring at me like a torch - the pastry in his hand.And then shot without hesitation...

grab!

"Wow, uncle, you are so stupid, give me back my pastry!"

……

woohoo~~~

Sure enough, what the ancients said is correct, such as "farmers and snakes", "seeking skins with tigers", "crossing rivers and demolishing bridges"... these are the truth!

Uncle, that villain actually snatched half of the pastry in my hand while I was not paying attention!Originally, I only planned to give him three yuan!Woooooooo... My life is so miserable!

No, I want to turn my grief into a meal!Pick up a piece of red bean cake and put it in your mouth.

Well, the red bean cake is delicious, eat another piece!

"Little fish," the uncle said hesitantly,

"Why?" I gave him a disdainful look. I didn't want to talk to him at first, but seeing how guilty he was, I just reluctantly gave him another chance.

Uncle smiled flatteringly: "Just wait until Uncle takes you to eat a lot of red bean cakes, so Xiao Yu'er won't be angry with Uncle, okay?"

Lots of red bean cakes?Do you just eat as much as you want?

Seems like a good deal!but……

"I don't want it, that uncle in Tsing Yi will take me there too." Hmph, if you want to take advantage of me and deceive me, you don't even have a window!This time, I must take this opportunity to bully him back!It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, why would he always grab my food on weekdays!

"Uh... well, little fish, what do you think you can do to forgive Uncle?" Uncle came forward to give me a massage with a playful smile on his face.Cut, isn't it just a threat that I won't cook for you in the future, uncle, what are you doing?You are still a big man.

Seeing that I didn't respond for a long time, my uncle gritted his teeth, stretched out a finger, and said fiercely, "Then, a cake?"

"No, the cake made by uncle is not as good as mine." I shook my head, resolutely resisting the temptation.

"Then, ten pieces of red bean cake."

I still shook my head, "I don't want it, I have money, I can buy it myself later, and it's only ten yuan, how stingy!"

The uncle gritted his teeth, with a reluctance on his face, "That's 20 yuan, plus I invite you to the best place in Baiyun City to eat cotton candy!"

"Really?" I wondered.

"Really." Uncle's face hurts.

"All you can eat?" I stared at my uncle.

"Uh..." Uncle hesitated.

Tears floated back and forth in the eyes.

Uncle immediately became anxious, "Ah, Xiao Yu'er, don't cry, I promise you."

The tears were withdrawn immediately.

"Wow, Uncle, you are the best, Xiao Yuer loves you the most." I immediately rushed over and hugged Uncle tightly, dear red bean cake and cotton candy, let me pull!

But before I was happy for too long, my uncle added another "proviso": eat first.

"Why?" I had a reluctance on my face, knowing that there were ten pieces of pastries on top of a small bowl of rice and a lot of marshmallows.Thanks!I'm going to save my tummy for good pastries.

The uncle also looked troubled: "Big Brother and Little San said before they left that we are not allowed to eat cakes and not eat."

"But red bean cake and cotton candy are not cakes." Why can't they be eaten?This is clearly something different.

"That's right," the uncle suddenly realized, "red bean cake and cotton candy are really not cakes."

"That's right, so we listened to Daddy's words very much, and we didn't just eat cakes and not eat."

"That's right," the uncle nodded, agreeing very much, "It really makes sense."

While talking, we have already arrived at Baiyun City, Baiyun City is just like its name, white, it looks like a cloud from a distance, a cloud floating on the ground.

After walking through the city gate, I realized why it was called "White Cloud City", because after entering, I couldn't see the ground, and the clouds and mist floated on the ground, covering the ground, and it felt like I had come to a building surrounded by white clouds. The city above is like the Tiangong in the TV series.

Seeing my happy and frightened expression, the uncle in Tsing Yi said with a smile: "Young Master, it must be the first time you have come to Baiyun City. Baiyun City is known as one of the 'Ten Famous Cities' in the world of cultivating immortals. The scenery is really amazing. There's something special about it."

I nodded, and kept busy looking left and right. Since I was a child, I have never seen such a strange and beautiful place.

But obviously the uncle didn't think so, he urged impatiently: "Have a look, I'm almost starving."

That's right, my uncle said he would treat me to an all-you-can-eat red bean cake, and I turned to look at Uncle Tsing Yi expectantly.

Uncle Tsing Yi was defeated by my uncle's Star Eyes and I ordered others to follow and then took us straight to Hongyun Teahouse.

The author has something to say: A long time ago, I said that I wanted to go to the monthly list, but I stayed at 25 for N days. Adding a "0" made it [-], and if I continued to stay, I would become [-]...

Crying, it's so miserable, let alone crawling, that's insulting other people's snails, I didn't want to do so much today, but I can't bear this tone!I don't want to do two hundred and five... woo woo woo...

Three chapters have been updated in one breath, and the number of words on this issue's list has also been completed, and I can't make it up... Find a corner and cry...

PS: "The four great happy events in life all happen next door" This is the portrayal of my current mood! ! ! ! !

43

43. Snake demon? ...

On the way forward, Uncle Tsing Yi gave us a general introduction to Hongyun Teahouse, which is a famous place in Baiyun City, because the spirit tea here is very famous.People in the world of cultivating immortals take appetite very lightly, but spiritual tea and spiritual wine are exceptions. These two things can not only quench thirst, but also can increase spiritual energy, and they are things that many people love to drink.

Therefore, there are few restaurants in the world of cultivating immortals, but there are a large number of restaurants and teahouses. Under such an environment, the Red Cloud Tea House can stand out, of course, not because of the red bean cake that my uncle loves so much, but spiritual tea, the famous Hongyun tea in the world of cultivating immortals. It is said that this kind of tea is very helpful for monks to break through their state of mind, but I don't know if it is true.

After all, there are too many fake advertisements these days, and according to what my father said, maybe someone here felt a gust of wind and broke through inexplicably, and then everyone said that the spirit tea here can help break through the state of mind effect, who knows.

After Uncle Tsing Yi finished his introduction, we also came to Hongyun Teahouse. As soon as we sat down, the uncle said loudly, "Hurry up and serve all the red bean cakes here."

The waiter in the shop was taken aback, probably because he often heard customers say: "Hurry up and serve the best tea here." After all, no one said "Hurry up and serve all the red bean cakes here." So he He froze for a moment before reacting.

"Then what kind of tea would you like to drink?"

Uncle thought for a while, then turned his head and asked me: "What kind of tea do you want to drink, Xiao Yuer?"

What kind of tea?I don't like drinking spirit tea, I only like smelling spirit tea.

and so……

"Can we make our own tea?" I asked.

The waiter was surprised again, and then said with a smile: "Of course, please wait a moment."

Uncle saw me take out the teapot and cup, and said in surprise, "What are you doing, little fish?"

"Make tea."

"I mean why make tea? Neither of us likes to drink it."

I took out my father's exclusive Yunwu tea and explained,

"This tea smells good and looks good." Because I think the clouds floating above are very suitable for this city.

"Oh," the uncle stopped asking, but said again after a while, "I'll drink the juice you squeezed last time later."

"it is good."

By the time the shop waiter came with several plates of pastries, my uncle had already drank several glasses of juice. When he saw the pastries coming, he rushed over to snatch them and stuffed them into his mouth.

In fact, I doubt whether my uncle's stomach is connected to a black hole in the universe or something like the third dimension. Otherwise, how could he eat so much?Because he ate a vanilla cake, blueberry cake, two and a half plates, a total of 25 fast red bean cakes and several cups of juice, and now he saw the pastry and jumped on it again...

Is there really no problem?

I looked at my uncle worriedly: "Uncle, won't you be able to support yourself after eating so much?"

Uncle raised his head from the pastry, patted his stomach and said, "It's only [-]% full, it's okay."

"Oh, does uncle still want to eat?"

"No, I'll save the remaining two cents to eat cotton candy later." The uncle licked his mouth with a look of aftertaste on his face.

Well, it makes sense, so I don't want to eat it. Although the red bean cake is delicious, you can't eat too much.

but……

"Uncle, can we buy some more and put them in the Qiankun bag?" Then we can eat whatever we want in the future.

Speaking of this, the uncle immediately became displeased, "Hmph, that old man Lan said that these are carefully made, the quantity is small, and there is no takeaway, so I have to come here every time I want to eat."

Uh……

Really stylish.

I didn't expect to be able to see the "Purchase Restriction Order" when I came to another world. I really... really... I miss it...

I immediately looked at my uncle with the star of the "Xiao Yu'er" brand: "Uncle, have you seen that Lan... Grandpa Lan?"

Uncle turned his head and looked at me in surprise: "Of course I have, what are you doing?"

Uh... I can't say that I think he has a personality and wants to visit him. I guess the one who is "visited" after I say it will become my head-knocked by my uncle.

The current uncle is a little taller than me. He knocked my head very smoothly recently. As the owner of my head, I still have to think more about my head. Otherwise, what if he is dissatisfied and goes on strike in the future? manage?

So I hesitated and said, "I want to learn how to make red bean cakes from him."

When the red bean cake was mentioned, my uncle immediately regained his energy and his eyes sparkled.

"That's right, why didn't I think of it, Xiao Yu'er, you are so smart!"

That's that, don't look at who I am!I am elated.

"Hahaha, why didn't I think of it before, as long as I learn how to make red bean cakes, I can eat them every day from now on!"

Uh……

I looked at my uncle carefully, and then thought about how he made cakes...

After hesitating for a long time, I still didn't say anything to stop me. I was imagining in my heart that maybe my uncle is particularly talented in making red bean cakes...

Uncle called the waiter and asked him if he could learn how to make red bean cakes with the dim sum chef here. Then the waiter looked at us several times with very strange eyes, and turned his eyes away when I was about to call "indecent".Then he said loudly in a very cheerful voice: "Shopkeeper, someone has sent money again!"

Uh?What is the situation?

I looked at my uncle, and my uncle looked at me, with big question marks in our eyes.

Before we had any doubts for a long time, a burly uncle on the next table kindly explained to us: "The red bean cake here is very famous, many female monks and very cute male monks like to eat it, once someone came to learn from a teacher , so the store offers [-] spirit stones to teach once, but only a few people have learned it in the past thousand years, and the others have failed. Two fellow Taoists, seeing how young you are, it is better not to waste this money.”

The surrounding guests responded one after another.

Thirty thousand spirit stones once?He steals money?I was shocked.

But obviously the uncle didn't think so, the uncle laughed, rolled up his sleeves boldly, and said: "Haha, that's great, since it's so valuable, let's try it, little fish, and sell it after you learn it." , then there is a lot of money!"

"But, uncle, if you haven't learned it, then..."

"It's okay." Waving his hands, the uncle smiled happily. "I've learned how difficult your cake is. What's a mere red bean cake!"

With that said, my uncle took me to follow the waiter to find the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper was an enchanting beauty, who twisted her waist and swayed her hips, swayed three times, and had inexplicable blue lines on her face, like a snake.

I'm a good boy, if you don't understand, you have to ask.

"Sister, are you a snake demon?"

A silence.

Then the beautiful sister giggled, really smiling, and I saw a few uncles who secretly followed up to watch the excitement fall to the ground.

"Where did the cutie come from? It's so interesting." The beautiful sister stretched out her hand to pinch me while she was talking, and said, "Your skin is so smooth, which sect are you a disciple of?"

"Daddy's (pie)." I said inarticulately.

"Hehehe, little guy, you are so cute." The beautiful sister smiled coquettishly and wanted to stretch out her hand to pinch me, but I dodged it. What a joke, how could my fair and tender skin be tortured like this!Especially since this person is not my type! (Khan, little fish, if it's your dish, can you pinch it by the way?)

Fortunately, at this time, the uncle has already reacted. He quickly reached out his hand to stop the beautiful sister, and said, "This person already has a master."

Huh?What does it mean to have a master?I'm confused.

The beautiful sister said regretfully: "That's such a pity."

What are they talking about?I can't understand it at all.It's really rude to say things that people don't understand in front of strangers.

I tugged on my uncle's sleeve, "Uncle, what are you talking about?"

The uncle explained solemnly: "I'm telling her not to call your attention, Xiao Yu'er, let me tell you, be careful when you go out, especially when there are strangers talking to you, you don't pay attention to him."

"Oh," I nodded, don't talk to strangers, there are instructions on TV, I can understand, but...

"Uncle, how do you know?"

Uncle triumphantly said: "These are the summaries of my experience."

"Really? Uncle, you are so smart!" I was shocked. It took nearly 5000 years for modern society to come to a conclusion. It took hundreds of years for Uncle to know. Uncle is really not ordinary smart!

Uncle scratched his head embarrassingly, and said modestly: "Where is it?"

The enchanting beauty standing on their ground was full of black lines, and wanted to tell them that even a three-year-old child knows this truth.

"Cough cough cough."

I turned around in surprise, and asked worriedly, "Sister, is your throat uncomfortable?"

"Cough cough cough..." The beautiful sister coughed until her face turned red, as if she had pneumonia, she waved her hands repeatedly and said, "No, I'm fine."

"Oh." I was a little worried, but there was nothing I could do, because since the beautiful sister doesn't want others to know, I'd better stop asking. Although pneumonia is not a minor disease, the world of cultivating immortals is really amazing, and there may be some special medicine.

But my uncle is not as careful as I am. Hearing that the beautiful sister said it's okay, he asked, "When can we start making red bean cakes?"

The beautiful sister said softly: "Young master, don't be impatient, as long as you pay the tuition, you can start. For the sake of being so cute, I will give you a [-]% discount, a total of [-] spirits." stone."

Uncle waved his hand boldly, and a large bag of spirit stones floated in front of her.

"Lead the way quickly, I must learn quickly."

The beautiful elder sister put away the bag of spirit stones without knowing how to count, and then said to the waiter next to her, "Take them to that kitchen, and then invite Senior Lan."

"Yes"

The author has something to say: the first update~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

44

44. Blue old man...

My first reaction when I entered the kitchen was: so big!

Then the second reaction is: so empty!

Yes, this kitchen is really empty, and the weird thing is that I haven't seen it as a kitchen after looking at it for a long time.

Does anyone have an empty kitchen?Does anyone have a kitchen with only one stove?Does anyone's kitchen have nothing but a stove and even pots and pans of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar?How strange!Is the owner here going to claim the Guinness record for "strangest kitchen" with this kitchen?

"Uncle, did we go to the wrong place?" I asked suspiciously.

Uncle looked around, and then said uncertainly, "Well, probably not."

"But this is too different from our kitchen."

Uncle nodded: "It seems to be, but the waiter brought us here, so it should be true."

"But what if it's a scam?" This is not just for fun, there are a total of [-] spirit stones, how much red bean cake is that equal to?

"Uh..." Uncle was speechless.

Just as we were hesitating whether to go out to find the shopkeeper to refund the money, a vicious voice sounded outside the door.

"Boy Qing, let me tell you, if the person you hired this time destroys my kitchen like before, I will cut you up and eat stew!"

My uncle and I looked at each other, it was scary!

But obviously the people outside didn't feel this way, they only heard a familiar voice: "Senior Lan, how dare I."

"Humph"

With a cold snort, a white-haired old man in a blue robe appeared at the door, followed by a man in Tsing Yi, who seemed to be the uncle in Tsing Yi who brought us here.

He smiled amiably, "Young masters, we meet again."

"Hello, Uncle Tsing Yi." You have to be polite, that's what it says on TV.

The corner of Uncle Tsing Yi's mouth twitched and said, "Young Master Ai Yu, my name is not Tsing Yi."

"Oh, what's your name then?"

"I'm not called Yi." Uncle Tsing Yi gritted his teeth.

"His name is Qingyun." The old man in the blue robe interrupted.

"Hello, Uncle Qingyun." I answered fluently.However, is there any essential difference between Tsing Yi and Qing Yun?It's all green.

"Hello, young master Ai Yu."

"Ai Yu? Are you from the Fruit Star Ai family?" the blue-robed grandfather stroked his long beard and said slowly.

I turned to look at my uncle.

The uncle said, "He is my eldest brother's child."

"Oh, so it's that kid's son, has he formed a pill?"

"Yes."

"That's good, but even though you have formed the alchemy, you still have to be more careful." The blue-robed grandfather warned.

"Thank you, grandpa, for your concern."

"Hehe, the little guy is so cute. This jade pendant is for you. Remember not to leave your body all the way, you know?" The old man in the blue robe smiled and handed me a gray jade pendant with no luster on it. Very cheap looking.

But I still took it solemnly, without carelessness at all. In the previous life's cultivating novels, it was said that ordinary things are really good things (?), this one looks so unpleasant, it must not be ordinary stuff.Besides, even if it is worthless, there is no loss if you carry it on your body. Even robbers will not take a second look at this kind of thing. Maybe one day I was robbed, and then only this jade pendant was left, and then he would Selling Yourself as the Savior...

"Little Yuer? Little Yuer?" Just as I was thinking about (?) Pianpian, my uncle shook me aside.

"what happened?"

"Old man Lan is going to teach us how to make dim sum, why are you still in a daze? Hurry up."

blue old man...

Uncle, you are so bold to say that in front of others.

I tugged on my uncle's sleeve and whispered, "Uncle, people will hear you."

The uncle was puzzled: "What did you hear?"

"I heard you call that old man 'old man'." Uncle is so stupid that he doesn't even know this?

Uncle is still puzzled: "Why can't you call him 'old man'?"

"That's very impolite."

"But he's called 'Old Man', what else is he called?" My uncle looked at me suspiciously.

His name is 'Old Man'?No way?Is this really a human world?Or have I been cut off from the world for too long, and then I can't keep up with the times?Otherwise, how could someone name their son "Old Man"?

Seeing my dull face, my uncle kindly explained: "Old man Lan lost a bet with others when he was young, and then he was forced to change his name to 'Old Lan'. ’ It is clearly written on it, you should read more books when you have time, so that you can gain more knowledge.”

I have only heard that it is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books.

"The little fish asked why he didn't see uncle reading every day?"

Uncle gave me a blank look, and then said as a matter of course: "It's fine if there is a mistress to watch, why should I watch?"

I retorted, but I didn't understand: "Then it would be nice to have dad watch it, why should I watch it?"

Uncle nodded: "That's right, anyway, you and elder brother will be together in the future, so you don't need to read it, just ask elder brother if you don't understand, let me tell you, elder brother is all right, I like reading books the most balabalabala..."

I couldn't take my eyes off it, and felt deeply in my heart, so there are so many things about my father that I don't know...

Just as we were talking about Daddy falling into the sea on his [-]th birthday, the old man in the blue robe (I still don't think it's very polite to call a gray-haired old man an 'old man', although he really was called ' The old man') roared flatly: "You two boys, come here quickly!"

We looked at each other and hurried forward.

Life is important, gossip is still possible, even if the people who stay are not gossip.

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Coming out of the "Red Cloud Teahouse" dejectedly, I asked my uncle without any hope: "Uncle, how much do you remember?"

Uncle is like a dried up cabbage, the kind that has been exposed to the sun for a long time, and said dejectedly: "I just remember to cook the red beans first, and then add nine ling fruit and fourteen drops of Xiaoyao dew after half a stick of incense. Put half a stick of incense into ten bowls of rootless water, stir clockwise three times, add [-] drops of linden juice, stir counterclockwise eight times, add three drops of fragrant jade fruit tree leaves..."

I was very surprised to see my uncle talking endlessly, and I deeply felt that there is a generation gap between different time and space. I just watched the blue old man talking there and then coupled with him holding a stick there to stir up, and then In my eyes, I automatically and spontaneously turned into an old wizard, hehe, smiling slyly, boiling potions...

very scary!

I dare not look any more.

I pursed my mouth and said sadly, "Uncle, how can you remember so much?"

Uncle bulged his eyes and stared at me: "How can this be called 'multiple'? I haven't remembered one-third of it yet! Woohoo, my poor [-] spirit stones!"

I whispered, "It's only [-], and it's a [-]% discount."

My uncle got even more angry, and slapped my head hard, "You have no vision, you should remember more, so that you can get more when you claim for damages in the future."

"Uncle, you want to seek compensation from them?" I was shocked, uncle is such a person!Even if you fail to learn art, you still beat him back!It's... really... really great!

"Uncle, uncle, hurry up and tell me what to do."

Uncle looked at me suspiciously and said, "What are you so excited about?"

"Robbery, what a great thing that is. It's said in the story that the robbers are all heroes." My eyes lit up and my face was full of anticipation.

Cold sweat slipped from uncle's head...

"boom"

"Uncle, why did you hit me again? What if I get knocked stupid?" I covered my head, tears streaming down my face.

"I'm disciplining you on behalf of elder brother. Tell me honestly, who told you to rob?" The uncle put his hands on his hips, looking upright.

"Do not