The happy life of the little fish in another world
Chapter 1 My name is 'Ai Yu'
Will uncle's spiritual sense fail?Ask him again after seeing Daddy, Daddy must know.But the problem now is to verify whether my spiritual sense is not working anymore. If it is not working, it will be miserable. It means that uncle's "spiritual consciousness disorder" is contagious, so I have to take him to see a doctor. I don't know how much it costs to treat this strange disease.
"Uncle, how many spirit stones are there in this pile?" I pointed to the pile of spirit stones I just poured out.
Uncle saw that I just asked him about the Lingshi, so he happily helped me.
"15."
It’s okay, okay, there’s nothing wrong with my spiritual sense, but why did that person give me an extra [-]?I don't understand, could it be that his consciousness is also sick like his uncle?
I put all the spirit stones in the bag, and I climbed into the bed. Well, the bed here is really uncomfortable, not even soft.Digging and digging, I took out the Immortal Cultivation Realm version of Simmons that my father and I had, spread it on the floor, and then fell down. Sure enough, it was much more comfortable.
"Uncle, what are you doing? Come to sleep quickly."
"Okay, come on."
"Wow, uncle, why did you come to my bed?"
Uncle Lapi said: "What's the matter, your bed is more comfortable."
"Wow, uncle, don't hug me, it's so hot."
"Stingy, Xiaosan didn't say anything when I hugged him."
"..."
After tossing and turning, I finally fell asleep, and suddenly I remembered something, as if we hadn't eaten our dinner yet...
Uh, but I'm so sleepy, don't worry about it, I'll make up for it by eating more tomorrow...
Uncle, really, I can’t sleep well, always moving around, woohoo, my hair is messed up by him, this is the hair I tied with great difficulty, I’m still planning to see my father It was for him to see.
In the past, when my father was still there, my father would help me tie my hair. After my father left, I would not tie it myself. The same is true for my uncle. When the third uncle is not around, his hair is always wrapped and tied with a headband. , has no sense of beauty at all, and now it actually ruins the hair that I have tied so hard. Doesn’t he know that the bun of the ancients is the most difficult to do?It is really intolerable!
"Uncle, come here!"
Uncle knew he was wrong, so he obediently came over.
"What's the matter with you, little fish?"
Put the comb into his hand: "Help me tie my hair!"
Uncle said aggrievedly: "But I can't."
"Then start learning now!"
"Oh"
Uncle obediently took the comb to help me comb my hair.
After combing to the end, well, it went very smoothly, not bad, it seems that uncle is very talented in this area.
The second comb combed to the middle, uh, unexpected accident.
Comb it three times until... hiss... it hurts so much, uncle, you are killing people! !
Uncle is so stupid to go downstairs with his hair swollen, he can't even do something as simple as combing his hair, what else can he do?
The uncle lowered his face from behind and said, "Don't be angry, Xiao Yu'er, you've been angry all morning."
I slapped my uncle hard, and said aggrievedly: "Can I see my disheveled hair now? I won't be laughed at by my father when I see him in the future, and he will say that I don't know anything!"
"What's the matter? Xiao Yu'er is smart and has excellent cooking skills. How can he know nothing? Xiao Yu'er is very useful."
"Really?" I looked at my uncle suspiciously, maybe he was coaxing me.
"I swear." Uncle raised his palm.
I nodded reluctantly, and if you admit that I am very smart, I will forgive you.
When I went downstairs with my uncle, I suddenly remembered something, "Uncle, you promised me yesterday that you would take me to the most lively place here, shall we go now?"
"Okay, but we need to buy a map first."
"Map? Uncle, do you know how to read a map?" It won't be like last time that you can't understand it no matter how you look at it, right?
"Uh, Xiao Yu'er, it was an accident last time. The map of Yun Mi Xing looks too strange. It's none of my business. Many people can't understand it."
"Really?" I expressed my doubts. Although many people can't understand it, there must be more people who can understand it. Otherwise, the map there will have been replaced by the one that my uncle can understand. , how can it be now?
Uncle stared: "Why, you don't believe me?"
"Of course... no, hehe, uncle, let's go buy a map soon."
It took a spirit stone to ask the waiter in the shop where to buy the map, and my uncle and I rushed there together. Really, it costs money to ask a question. When did the "tipping policy" start to flourish in the world of cultivating immortals?Well, when you have no money in the future, you can consider working in an inn, so that you don't have to worry about not having spirit stones.
When I came to the grocery store, my uncle asked me: "Xiao Yu'er, what kind of map do you think we should buy later?"
I was still mourning my spiritual stone, and said casually: "Pick the cheapest one."
Uncle picked the cheapest one, which was only one-third of the planet, and cost three thousand spirit stones. I had to sigh, as expected, information is the easiest way to get money. When will I become an information dealer? up.
After leaving the door of the grocery store, my uncle was walking around holding the map and looking right. I really don’t understand. Isn’t it just a piece of jade slip? What’s so interesting about it?Could it be that there is a handsome man inside?
I snatched it up and poked it in with my spiritual sense. After a while, roads appeared in my mind. I "looked" to both sides of the road, and the shops "appeared" in front of my eyes. As soon as I distracted, they were gone.
It turned out that it was just an authentic map of the world of cultivating immortals. I don't know which strongman invented it. It is more effective than satellite navigation, but it is a bit more expensive.
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51. Grandpa and grandson?Grandpa! ...
I searched and searched, looked and looked, and finally found where we were. Just next to the grocery store just now, two faint figures flickered non-stop.
While looking for it, I asked my uncle, "Uncle, where are we going?"
"That place is called Barter Lane, and it is the most prosperous place here."
Yiwu incense?It's really a strange place. Does it mean that Yiwu is delicious?It's really strange, Yiwu is a city, how can it be fragrant?
I searched again, and saw its entrance on a road leading in all directions: Barter Alley.
It turned out to be "Yiwu" instead of "Yiwu", which made me happy for so long. I thought it was a "predecessor" who chose the name in memory of his hometown.
"I found it, walk around from here and then turn left and turn again..."
Uncle interrupted me: "Don't turn around anymore, it makes me dizzy, hurry up and lead the way."
"Oh." I replied obediently, and then happily walked in front, haha, I finally found a place where my uncle is not as good as me. Since I came out, I have walked behind my uncle in everything, feeling like a child Yes, now it's finally my uncle's turn to walk behind me, haha, it feels really good!
Target "Barter Alley", let's go!
"Yiwu Lane" is indeed the most prosperous place here. On the way here, I still felt very strange, why there were only two or three kittens outside, and the whole street was empty. It turned out that the rest of them came here. Compared with here, the "pedestrian street" at Yun Yuxing is like a child's play house, ugly.
I struggled to squeeze left and right with my uncle, and asked, "Uncle, why do I feel like people from the whole planet have come here?"
Uncle opened the way in front, his voice was erratic in the noisy voice, I struggled to hear what he said, he said: "I don't know, there were obviously not so many people in the past... oh, Don't squeeze... I don't know what happened today."
After finally squeezing into a relatively deserted shop next to me, I said out of breath, "Uncle... this is... this is too lively."
The uncle was also panting hard, and said, "I...I don't know...There were people...flying...on the top, but today it seems that they all fell off."
At this moment, an old man with a white beard and white flowers was wearing a white robe embroidered with blue ripples next to him and said with a smile, "Hehe, two fellow Taoists, you haven't been here for a long time, right?"
I am usually very polite to the elderly, so I straightened my clothes and said politely: "Grandpa, this is my first time here, can you tell us what happened here?"
Hearing my words, a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy with two buns next to the old man suddenly hugged his stomach and burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha...he actually called you grandpa...hahahaha...I laughed so hard...hahaha..."
Uh, can't you call me Grandpa?I looked at my uncle aggrievedly, he has a lot of eyebrows and beard, why don't people call him grandpa?Does this person have any strange quirks?Like thinking I'm young.
The uncle was also smiling, and said, "Little Yu'er, please apologize quickly, this is a fellow Taoist of the 'Cangming Sect'."
Oh, it turns out that he is the disciple of the "White-haired Sect". It is said that the lower the cultivation base, the older the people in that sect, and the higher the cultivation base, the younger the appearance, so you can often see a white-haired old man called a general. Jiao Xiaoer, master, master, uncle, master, ancestor and so on.Of course, it would be too tragic if it was like this all the time, what if it degenerates into a baby?Therefore, after reaching the stage of transforming into gods, the disciples of this sect will start to grow up, and after ten or twenty years, they will grow into elegant and handsome men, becoming very good-looking, even more beautiful than ordinary men.
This was mentioned in the jade slip "Anecdotes and Strange Things in the World of Immortal Cultivation" given by my father. I still remember that when I saw it just now, I went to ask my father if it was true. In the end, my father said mysteriously: "You go out Just look at it and you'll find out".
Huh, it's all dad's fault, if he didn't explain it to me in detail before, would I be ridiculed today?
But now is not the time to be sad, you have to apologize to others, if it were me, if one day someone asked me if I was a little fish demon, I would be very angry.In fact, this is not my fault, who told them to look so subversive of common sense.
So, I sincerely bowed and apologized to them.
To that "grandpa" said: "I'm sorry, I misidentified you."
The old man's face looked a little distorted, his beard was almost flying up, and he said in a low voice, "It doesn't matter, I won't mind."
Well, but his expression didn't seem to mind, I think he was thinking about finding a place to cover me with a cloth bag later...
At this time, the little boy next to him also finished laughing and was chatting up his uncle. He took his uncle's hand, rubbed it up and down and said, "Brother, what are you doing here?"
Black lines all over your head, uncle, are you being molested?
The uncle didn't realize it, and said kindly: "We're here to watch the excitement."
"Oh, but there's nothing exciting to watch here these days. Flying here is banned these days, and everyone doesn't come here."
Don't come here?What is that on the street outside?Ghost?
My uncle thought the same as me. He pointed to the people outside and asked curiously, "What's that outside?"
The boy looked outside, and then said: "Today is the day when the teleportation array leading to Wanshou Mountain is opened. These people are all going to Wanshou Mountain. After they finish walking, there will be no one here."
"So that means there is no one setting up a stall here today?"
"Who would set up a stall with so many people? Things are gone before they are sold, and only some shops are still open."
Uncle turned to look at me and said, "Little Yu'er, we can't see the excitement anymore. I brought you here and wanted you to see if there is any monster meat that you can buy for stewing, but I will bring you some meat later." You go to Old Man Hu's and have a look, he should have some meat for sale..."
It turns out that Uncle, your main purpose is monster meat, Uncle, you are a foodie!
but?Monster meat?
"Uncle, is there a place that sells meat here?"
"Ahem..." There was someone coughing next to me, and I looked over and found that it was the "false" old man just now, so I kindly took out a cup of stewed Sydney with rock sugar and handed it to him, saying, "This is very effective for coughing. "
"Cough, cough, cough..." He coughed harder.
The uncle was also very worried and said: "Yes, fellow Taoist, you need to take medicine when you are sick. The food made by Xiao Yu'er is delicious. I promise you will stop coughing after eating."
Uncle, although I am very grateful to you for advertising me for free, can delicious food be equal to effective?If you talk like this, what if he still coughs and troubles me after eating?I don't have that much money to pay him back, although the possibility of this is very small, because we broke up at that time.
As soon as the uncle finished speaking, the old man who looked like a little boy started to laugh again. I gave him a hard look. Really, I don’t have any sympathy at all, and I don’t even think that it’s your person who is sick now.
Uncle glared at him too, and then snatched the cup of stewed Sydney with rock sugar in my hand. When I wondered if he was going to grab it and eat it, he stuffed it into the old man who looked like a grandpa but didn’t know. It was in the hands of a young man or a child, saying: "You eat quickly, we have to go first."
As he said that, he took my hand and ran out. Before I could recover, my uncle took me to a very luxurious shop, and shouted, "Hurry up and ask Old Man Hu to come out."
As early as when my uncle came in, there was a very winking shop waiter who ran into the inner room, so just as my uncle took me to find a place to sit down, a... Huh?Also a gray-haired old man?
I looked at my uncle and asked him with my eyes what should he think of this person?elder?Child?Or half an old man and half a child?
My uncle explained to me: "This is really an old man."
Oh, it turned out to be the real thing.
I stood up and said hello to him: "Hello, grandpa."
The old man stroked his snow-white beard and said cheerfully, "Hehe, hello, young master."
young master?I look at my uncle.
Uncle crossed his legs, drank the spirit tea that came out at some time, saw me looking at him, and said lazily: "This shop is opened by your father."
Uh……
It turned out to be his own property, so it's no wonder, but when did Dad become a businessman?Isn't he a spiritual fruit grower?
"Uncle, isn't dad a spiritual fruit grower? He is a fruit farmer, why did he become a businessman again?" I asked my uncle suspiciously.
"Pfft..." Dad took a sip of tea and just spit it out.Well, it's a good thing I didn't sit across from him.
"Ahem, little fish, who told you that your elder brother grows a spirit fruit?"
"I guessed, didn't I?"
Uncle looked away from his baby face which had become a little distorted.
The smile on the old grandfather's face suddenly became very bitter, and he said with a wry smile: "Hehe, the young master is so innocent and cute."
That is, that is, thank you for the compliment, I will accept it with humility.But it didn't take long for me to be open-minded when I was interrupted by my uncle.
"Old man Hu, have you received any delicious monster meat recently? Show it to me."
"Uh, this, Second Young Master, this old man has never collected monster meat. This monster meat can't be used for refining weapons or alchemy. It's useless to collect it, but there are some monster inner alchemy and beast meat. Skin demon claw or something, do you want the second young master to take a look?"
"Tch, what's so good about it? You can't eat it."
"This..." That old man Hu was embarrassed.
I couldn't bear to watch my uncle bully an old man, so I interjected, "Grandpa, why don't you hang a sign outside saying that you want to accept some monster meat."
"This..." The old man hesitated again.
Uncle stared, "What? You don't want to?"
The old man quickly explained: "Of course not, the old man just doesn't know what 'listing' is."
"'Listing' is...'listing'...Xiao Yuer, what is 'listing'?"
"Listing is to hang a sign outside, which says that it is good to accept monster meat."
"Oh, so that's how it is. The second young master and the young young master went to rest in the room first, and the old man will do it right away."
Therefore, the largest "Ellite Pavilion" in "Barter Lane" put up a white jade sign, and wrote: accept monster meat, within ten days, and the price is negotiable.
In another shop three hundred miles away, a man in brocade clothes listened to his subordinate's report, his brows and eyes were crooked with a smile, and there was no deep meaning in it...
After a long time, he stretched out his hand to recruit a guard and ordered...
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There are still many days left for next month... I will be a person who cannot access the Internet... Huh...
Put this chapter in the manuscript box and post it tomorrow. I will read it the day after tomorrow. If you leave a message, I will come back later...
Don't know if I can resist not being online...
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52. Wormholes? ...
I lived in the "Ellite Pavilion" for five days, and received hundreds of various monster meat, but they were all low-level monsters of level one, two, three and four, there were no high-level goods, and all of them were dead Huh, I regret it, if I had written "recovered monsters", then I could throw them all into the breeding farm, so I don't have to work so hard now.
Wielding a machete, I chopped those unknown animal bones one by one, and prepared to put them all in a big pot and stew them into big bone soup.
At the beginning, I was very interested in separating them one by one, because I didn’t know if there would be any problems if these different kinds of monsters were eaten together. In case someone had diarrhea, they would come to me Claimed.I don’t have much money in the first place. If someone really comes to claim compensation, I can’t afford it. If someone says they have no money, I can pay with meat... that would be terrible. My meat doesn’t taste good at all, and, Cutting flesh must be painful...
Yes, these are for others to eat. On the night when I first arrived, I kindly took out a bunch of delicacies from the Qiankun bag and invited Grandpa Hu to eat. Grandpa Hu took a tentative taste, and then told Uncle As soon as I saw this scene, I immediately ran aside with a plate of food in front of me, happily watching the performance of Grandpa Hu and Uncle Hu, not to mention, trained and untrained It's just different, the speed is incomparable, Grandpa Hu was defeated by his uncle's offensive.
After drinking and eating, Grandpa Hu felt a big belly and said, "Young master, your craftsmanship is really good. Are you interested in opening a small shop here to earn some spirit stones?"
If it was a few days ago, I might have agreed, but now I am considered to be a small fortune, not short of the money.
So I shook my head and said, "No, I'm going to find Daddy quickly, I don't want to stay here for too long."
Grandpa Hu was not angry at my refusal either, he just said: "Then, is the young master interested in selling here for a few days? Anyway, he has already offered a price to collect monster meat, and there will definitely be a lot of it by then. I can't finish it either."
Well, it seems very reasonable, I looked at my uncle, and my uncle nodded and said: "What he said is also reasonable, the eldest brother and the third party should not come out so soon, you don't have to worry, but Xiao Yu'er, you are very clever Stone will give me half."
Wow, uncle, you opened your mouth to the lion!
"Three points." I held out three fingers.
"Four points." The uncle stretched out four fingers, and put on a posture that if you don't agree, he will turn against you.
"Okay, deal, but uncle, you have to come and help me."
"no problem."
So here I am, sweating like rain, and as for the uncle who promised to come and help me, I dismissed me after he broke more than a dozen plates and poured a large pot of sugar into the boiling soup Go to the side and help me look at the multi-functional machine that slices, shreds, strips, minced and diced.
But doing this is really hard work, I pinched my sore arm, and secretly vowed that I would ask my uncle to help me refine a machete that can cut even the bones of monsters, preferably the kind that chops bones and cuts tofu It seems that it saves trouble and effort, so I can relax a lot in the future.
Although these monsters are low-level, they are not comparable to the chickens and ducks in my farm that are not worthy of the word "monster". The food cooked with these monsters is delicious and delicious. , Grandpa Hu, uncle and I, as well as dozens of people from the "Ellite Pavilion", all praised this, not to mention the bunch of people queuing outside.
It is said that there was almost a fight outside for a share of bone soup. I didn’t take it seriously when I heard it, especially when the rumor came out of my uncle’s mouth, I automatically folded it in half. , I can help him count the money tomorrow.
As for the "rumors" sent back by other people, I still believe them a little bit. If nothing else, just look at the growing number of spirit stones in my Qiankun bag.
This kind of business is indeed very cost-effective, but in the past few days in my chef career, I discovered a very abnormal thing, that is, these high-grade monsters are actually not very good at cooking, and with the increase in grade The difficulty of improving cooking is also increasing.
Take the Tier [-] monster Bi Luo Beast as an example, its meat would have to be stewed for a whole day to be cooked!And after it is cooked, it needs to be boiled for another three hours before it can be eaten, but if it is Cuckoo Chicken, it only takes one hour.So all the third- and fourth-tier monster meat collected these days have been used by me to stew soup, because they are not cooked well...
Of course, the delicacy of the Bi Luo beast is not comparable to that of a chicken or a horse. If my uncle said that the Bi Luo beast is not easy to catch and difficult to raise, maybe I will directly replace the brand on the outside with a living Bi Luo beast. .
This incident also inspired me a truth, that is, the higher the level of monsters, the better the taste. Of course, cooking is not easy. I really don’t know how delicious the legendary ninth-level monsters will be...
I want to eat it……
What's more, Grandpa Hu said with a full face of excitement that after eating the food cooked with the Biluo beast, his long-stagnant realm has been raised to a higher level!
What does this mean?It means that these foods can replace pills!What is the price of the pill?What is the price of food?It is an individual who can tell the difference between the two, so after the news spread, everyone flocked to it...
Just as I was thinking wildly, a slight fluctuation came from the sky above my head. I raised my head and looked up in surprise, and found a small black dot appeared in midair, and circles of ripples spread out from that dot. , and with the passage of time, that small point seems to have a tendency to gradually become larger.
what is that?Sky pool?Or the legendary wormhole?
Whatever it is, one thing is certain: I cannot handle it alone!
"Uncle, uncle, come here quickly! There is a serious situation!" I waved to the uncle next to me, and the uncle appeared beside me in a flash when he saw me like this, and said, "What's the situation? The bone broth is spoiled? "
I patted my quilt chest, touched my frightened heart, and gave my uncle a blank look by the way, what do you mean by "the bone soup is spoiled"?How dare you doubt my craftsmanship!When have I ever spoiled something?Even if there is, it will be cooked because you plugged it in!A man can't ruin his reputation like this, but now that I have something to ask my uncle, I'd better not speak out to provoke him.
I pointed to it and said, "Uncle, what do you think that is?"
Uncle looked up, then immediately frowned and said, "What is this?"
Head full of black lines!If I knew, why would I ask you?
"I don't know, I'm only 16 years old this year." You who are almost six hundred years old don't know that I am 16 years old.I have traveled more roads than you have crossed bridges.
Uncle walked around it a few times, and reached out his hand to touch the ripples, but the hole and the ripples ignored him, and continued with his business without moving.Seeing that the purpose of harassment and investigation had not been achieved, my uncle changed the policy and lowered his head to think. After thinking for a while, he suddenly raised his head and looked at me and said, "I seem to have heard of this scene somewhere."
"Where?" I leaned forward hopefully. I have heard of it = someone has seen it, and someone has seen it = there is a way!
Uncle spread his hands and said very bachelorly: "I don't remember."
I suddenly wanted to press my uncle into the pot and stew it into soup. I wonder if it would be illegal to murder an uncle in this world?
Without any hope, I picked up the bowl and scooped out a bowl from the stewed bone soup, ready to eat maybe the last bowl of soup in this life. As for uncle, forget it, let him be a starving ghost .Then I suddenly heard my uncle clapping his hands and talking, "I see, it seems that something like this was recorded on a piece of jade slip that my elder brother showed me before."
I immediately put down the bowl, turned and looked at my uncle expectantly, and said, "Where is where? Hurry up and show me."
So the uncle fumbled in his Qiankun bag, and said, "It's been a long time, and I almost forgot where that jade slip is. I'll look for it..."
Uncle searched and searched, searched and searched, but he couldn't find a universe bag, so he took it off and put it aside, picked up another one and continued to search.I looked at my uncle's puzzled look, then looked at the seven or eight Qiankun bags pinned to his waist, shook my head, picked up the bowl of bone soup that I just put aside, and blew it gently. If you find it, give it to your uncle. If you don’t find it, let your uncle watch me drink it!However, it is likely that I am alone in seeing such a scene.
By the time I drank the second bowl of soup, the small black dot on the top of my head had become the size of a coin, but my uncle’s life-saving jade slip was still not found, and he is now conducting a second carpet-like search— —Pour out everything and check it out one by one.
Not to mention, uncle’s Qiankun bag really has everything in it. The corner of my mouth twitched and I saw my uncle dig out several bags of unknown pastries and a few jade boxes from the bag that looked like a magic weapon, and muttered “ Ah, it turned out that the Yulong Cake was put here, I thought I had finished eating it..." "Oh, there is another emerald fruit here, let me try it to see if it's broken..." Then I took it into my mouth one by one , and kept saying: "Delicious...well...delicious..."
I curled my lips and suddenly worried about my future. Could it be that I really have to die here today?
It's not that I didn't think about leaving here immediately, which made me not here anymore in case something terrible happened, but I gave up this idea after I walked to the door, because the little black spot kept following me. I!Obviously, its purpose is me, and I also vaguely feel that it doesn't have any malice towards me, so I just stay here and eat the soup, and if it's a big deal, I will travel through it again, and my father is so great, I must There is a way to find mine.
After the fourth time my uncle put into my mouth some cakes and spirit fruit nectar that I didn’t know where to eat, I couldn’t bear it anymore and said, “Uncle, did you find it? "
The uncle raised his head blankly and asked, "What are you looking for? Did you say these foods? They are delicious, Xiao Yuer, do you want to try them?"
That's not the point, is it?However, although these things look delicious, are they really delicious?
"Uncle, are these things really delicious?"
Uncle nodded: "Of course, these are famous foods in the world of cultivating immortals. Not only are they delicious, but they can also enhance spiritual power."
Improve spiritual power?And delicious? !
"Oh, then I'll try it." I immediately moved to my uncle, and imitated him sitting on the ground, cross-legged and rummaging through a pile of things...
Yulu wine... go away, I don't want to drink...
Fruit cake... Uh, I've eaten this one, I don't want to eat it now, I'll hide it first...
White sugar cake?Ah, I haven't eaten it for a long time, try it, um, it's really delicious...
……
Neither of the two people who were working hard noticed that the "black hole" above their heads suddenly expanded rapidly, and colorful lights radiated from it...
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53. Goodbye Xiaofeifei...
"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"
A bird's song suddenly came from above the head, but why did it sound so like "little fish, come and help me"?I can understand the birdsong?I'm turning into a bird?
I swallowed the pastry in my mouth, looked up, and then I realized that I was actually very prescient. Who will tell me why Xiao Feifei got stuck in that wormhole?Only a head and a wing sticking out?Or is this actually a bird hole and not a wormhole?
"Cough cough cough..."
I looked back and found that my uncle was pointing at Xiao Feifei and wanted to laugh, but he was not as smart as me and swallowed his mouth first, so it was a tragedy.
I hesitated for a while, not knowing which one to save first, looked at both sides, thought about the difficulty, I decisively took out a bottle of juice and handed it to my uncle, and said, "Uncle, drink some juice first to smooth the air."
Uncle gave me a grateful look, then took the juice and poured it into his mouth...
I swallowed, uncle, that bottle is engraved with a space formation...
"Cough, cough, cough..." Uncle choked even more, pointing at me with trembling fingers.
I said embarrassedly: "Uncle, I forgot to tell you, this bottle is engraved with a space magic circle..."
Huh, I really didn't mean it, uncle, can you stop looking at me like this?I will be afraid...
"Chirp, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet..." (Xiao Yu'er, hurry up and save me...)
I immediately stood up from the ground and said: "Ah, uncle, Xiao Feifei asked me to save it, I will go there first, you rest here slowly, you must take your time."
I quickly walked to a place far away from my uncle, and Xiao Feifei, who was stuck above my head, also floated here with me. I looked left and right, but I still didn't see anything that needed my help. pull it out?Or plug it back?
I couldn't figure it out, so I decided to ask the person concerned.
"Xiao Feifei, how do you want me to help you?"
"(You use a spell to make the hole bigger and I can get out.)"
Open a little bigger?I looked at the hole that was so stuffed by Xiao Feifei that I couldn't even find the edge, and shook my head. In this way, I guess I can roast it and eat it directly after Xiao Feifei comes out.
"No, you'll get hurt that way."
"(Then what do you say?)" Xiao Feifei asked me, resting her head on her wings.
"How about? I pull you out?" I suggested.
"(No, in that case my newly grown hair will be pulled off.)" Xiao Feifei directly refused.
I have black lines all over my head, can you, a little bird, not be so stinky?And when did you care so much about your feathers?Didn't feathers fly all over the sky when you grabbed cakes with me before?Or is it that someone brainwashed you after not seeing you for a few days?
"Then what do you want to do?" I have no other choice.
Xiao Feifei thought for a while, and then said: "(Why don't you be more careful?)"
How dare you give your life to me because of that feather?You really think highly of me, but what should I do?I can't look down on myself in this regard...
Well, since Xiao Feifei has given his life to me with confidence, it seems impossible for me not to work hard.I hope that when it is half-focused, it will no longer be able to speak, otherwise I will be scolded bloody by it.
Taking a deep breath, I solemnly said: "I'm here, you are ready."
"(OK.)" Xiao Feifei also said solemnly.
In order to allow my attack to break through the space, I specially took out my father and gave it to me.
"Uncle, how many spirit stones are there in this pile?" I pointed to the pile of spirit stones I just poured out.
Uncle saw that I just asked him about the Lingshi, so he happily helped me.
"15."
It’s okay, okay, there’s nothing wrong with my spiritual sense, but why did that person give me an extra [-]?I don't understand, could it be that his consciousness is also sick like his uncle?
I put all the spirit stones in the bag, and I climbed into the bed. Well, the bed here is really uncomfortable, not even soft.Digging and digging, I took out the Immortal Cultivation Realm version of Simmons that my father and I had, spread it on the floor, and then fell down. Sure enough, it was much more comfortable.
"Uncle, what are you doing? Come to sleep quickly."
"Okay, come on."
"Wow, uncle, why did you come to my bed?"
Uncle Lapi said: "What's the matter, your bed is more comfortable."
"Wow, uncle, don't hug me, it's so hot."
"Stingy, Xiaosan didn't say anything when I hugged him."
"..."
After tossing and turning, I finally fell asleep, and suddenly I remembered something, as if we hadn't eaten our dinner yet...
Uh, but I'm so sleepy, don't worry about it, I'll make up for it by eating more tomorrow...
Uncle, really, I can’t sleep well, always moving around, woohoo, my hair is messed up by him, this is the hair I tied with great difficulty, I’m still planning to see my father It was for him to see.
In the past, when my father was still there, my father would help me tie my hair. After my father left, I would not tie it myself. The same is true for my uncle. When the third uncle is not around, his hair is always wrapped and tied with a headband. , has no sense of beauty at all, and now it actually ruins the hair that I have tied so hard. Doesn’t he know that the bun of the ancients is the most difficult to do?It is really intolerable!
"Uncle, come here!"
Uncle knew he was wrong, so he obediently came over.
"What's the matter with you, little fish?"
Put the comb into his hand: "Help me tie my hair!"
Uncle said aggrievedly: "But I can't."
"Then start learning now!"
"Oh"
Uncle obediently took the comb to help me comb my hair.
After combing to the end, well, it went very smoothly, not bad, it seems that uncle is very talented in this area.
The second comb combed to the middle, uh, unexpected accident.
Comb it three times until... hiss... it hurts so much, uncle, you are killing people! !
Uncle is so stupid to go downstairs with his hair swollen, he can't even do something as simple as combing his hair, what else can he do?
The uncle lowered his face from behind and said, "Don't be angry, Xiao Yu'er, you've been angry all morning."
I slapped my uncle hard, and said aggrievedly: "Can I see my disheveled hair now? I won't be laughed at by my father when I see him in the future, and he will say that I don't know anything!"
"What's the matter? Xiao Yu'er is smart and has excellent cooking skills. How can he know nothing? Xiao Yu'er is very useful."
"Really?" I looked at my uncle suspiciously, maybe he was coaxing me.
"I swear." Uncle raised his palm.
I nodded reluctantly, and if you admit that I am very smart, I will forgive you.
When I went downstairs with my uncle, I suddenly remembered something, "Uncle, you promised me yesterday that you would take me to the most lively place here, shall we go now?"
"Okay, but we need to buy a map first."
"Map? Uncle, do you know how to read a map?" It won't be like last time that you can't understand it no matter how you look at it, right?
"Uh, Xiao Yu'er, it was an accident last time. The map of Yun Mi Xing looks too strange. It's none of my business. Many people can't understand it."
"Really?" I expressed my doubts. Although many people can't understand it, there must be more people who can understand it. Otherwise, the map there will have been replaced by the one that my uncle can understand. , how can it be now?
Uncle stared: "Why, you don't believe me?"
"Of course... no, hehe, uncle, let's go buy a map soon."
It took a spirit stone to ask the waiter in the shop where to buy the map, and my uncle and I rushed there together. Really, it costs money to ask a question. When did the "tipping policy" start to flourish in the world of cultivating immortals?Well, when you have no money in the future, you can consider working in an inn, so that you don't have to worry about not having spirit stones.
When I came to the grocery store, my uncle asked me: "Xiao Yu'er, what kind of map do you think we should buy later?"
I was still mourning my spiritual stone, and said casually: "Pick the cheapest one."
Uncle picked the cheapest one, which was only one-third of the planet, and cost three thousand spirit stones. I had to sigh, as expected, information is the easiest way to get money. When will I become an information dealer? up.
After leaving the door of the grocery store, my uncle was walking around holding the map and looking right. I really don’t understand. Isn’t it just a piece of jade slip? What’s so interesting about it?Could it be that there is a handsome man inside?
I snatched it up and poked it in with my spiritual sense. After a while, roads appeared in my mind. I "looked" to both sides of the road, and the shops "appeared" in front of my eyes. As soon as I distracted, they were gone.
It turned out that it was just an authentic map of the world of cultivating immortals. I don't know which strongman invented it. It is more effective than satellite navigation, but it is a bit more expensive.
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51. Grandpa and grandson?Grandpa! ...
I searched and searched, looked and looked, and finally found where we were. Just next to the grocery store just now, two faint figures flickered non-stop.
While looking for it, I asked my uncle, "Uncle, where are we going?"
"That place is called Barter Lane, and it is the most prosperous place here."
Yiwu incense?It's really a strange place. Does it mean that Yiwu is delicious?It's really strange, Yiwu is a city, how can it be fragrant?
I searched again, and saw its entrance on a road leading in all directions: Barter Alley.
It turned out to be "Yiwu" instead of "Yiwu", which made me happy for so long. I thought it was a "predecessor" who chose the name in memory of his hometown.
"I found it, walk around from here and then turn left and turn again..."
Uncle interrupted me: "Don't turn around anymore, it makes me dizzy, hurry up and lead the way."
"Oh." I replied obediently, and then happily walked in front, haha, I finally found a place where my uncle is not as good as me. Since I came out, I have walked behind my uncle in everything, feeling like a child Yes, now it's finally my uncle's turn to walk behind me, haha, it feels really good!
Target "Barter Alley", let's go!
"Yiwu Lane" is indeed the most prosperous place here. On the way here, I still felt very strange, why there were only two or three kittens outside, and the whole street was empty. It turned out that the rest of them came here. Compared with here, the "pedestrian street" at Yun Yuxing is like a child's play house, ugly.
I struggled to squeeze left and right with my uncle, and asked, "Uncle, why do I feel like people from the whole planet have come here?"
Uncle opened the way in front, his voice was erratic in the noisy voice, I struggled to hear what he said, he said: "I don't know, there were obviously not so many people in the past... oh, Don't squeeze... I don't know what happened today."
After finally squeezing into a relatively deserted shop next to me, I said out of breath, "Uncle... this is... this is too lively."
The uncle was also panting hard, and said, "I...I don't know...There were people...flying...on the top, but today it seems that they all fell off."
At this moment, an old man with a white beard and white flowers was wearing a white robe embroidered with blue ripples next to him and said with a smile, "Hehe, two fellow Taoists, you haven't been here for a long time, right?"
I am usually very polite to the elderly, so I straightened my clothes and said politely: "Grandpa, this is my first time here, can you tell us what happened here?"
Hearing my words, a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy with two buns next to the old man suddenly hugged his stomach and burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha...he actually called you grandpa...hahahaha...I laughed so hard...hahaha..."
Uh, can't you call me Grandpa?I looked at my uncle aggrievedly, he has a lot of eyebrows and beard, why don't people call him grandpa?Does this person have any strange quirks?Like thinking I'm young.
The uncle was also smiling, and said, "Little Yu'er, please apologize quickly, this is a fellow Taoist of the 'Cangming Sect'."
Oh, it turns out that he is the disciple of the "White-haired Sect". It is said that the lower the cultivation base, the older the people in that sect, and the higher the cultivation base, the younger the appearance, so you can often see a white-haired old man called a general. Jiao Xiaoer, master, master, uncle, master, ancestor and so on.Of course, it would be too tragic if it was like this all the time, what if it degenerates into a baby?Therefore, after reaching the stage of transforming into gods, the disciples of this sect will start to grow up, and after ten or twenty years, they will grow into elegant and handsome men, becoming very good-looking, even more beautiful than ordinary men.
This was mentioned in the jade slip "Anecdotes and Strange Things in the World of Immortal Cultivation" given by my father. I still remember that when I saw it just now, I went to ask my father if it was true. In the end, my father said mysteriously: "You go out Just look at it and you'll find out".
Huh, it's all dad's fault, if he didn't explain it to me in detail before, would I be ridiculed today?
But now is not the time to be sad, you have to apologize to others, if it were me, if one day someone asked me if I was a little fish demon, I would be very angry.In fact, this is not my fault, who told them to look so subversive of common sense.
So, I sincerely bowed and apologized to them.
To that "grandpa" said: "I'm sorry, I misidentified you."
The old man's face looked a little distorted, his beard was almost flying up, and he said in a low voice, "It doesn't matter, I won't mind."
Well, but his expression didn't seem to mind, I think he was thinking about finding a place to cover me with a cloth bag later...
At this time, the little boy next to him also finished laughing and was chatting up his uncle. He took his uncle's hand, rubbed it up and down and said, "Brother, what are you doing here?"
Black lines all over your head, uncle, are you being molested?
The uncle didn't realize it, and said kindly: "We're here to watch the excitement."
"Oh, but there's nothing exciting to watch here these days. Flying here is banned these days, and everyone doesn't come here."
Don't come here?What is that on the street outside?Ghost?
My uncle thought the same as me. He pointed to the people outside and asked curiously, "What's that outside?"
The boy looked outside, and then said: "Today is the day when the teleportation array leading to Wanshou Mountain is opened. These people are all going to Wanshou Mountain. After they finish walking, there will be no one here."
"So that means there is no one setting up a stall here today?"
"Who would set up a stall with so many people? Things are gone before they are sold, and only some shops are still open."
Uncle turned to look at me and said, "Little Yu'er, we can't see the excitement anymore. I brought you here and wanted you to see if there is any monster meat that you can buy for stewing, but I will bring you some meat later." You go to Old Man Hu's and have a look, he should have some meat for sale..."
It turns out that Uncle, your main purpose is monster meat, Uncle, you are a foodie!
but?Monster meat?
"Uncle, is there a place that sells meat here?"
"Ahem..." There was someone coughing next to me, and I looked over and found that it was the "false" old man just now, so I kindly took out a cup of stewed Sydney with rock sugar and handed it to him, saying, "This is very effective for coughing. "
"Cough, cough, cough..." He coughed harder.
The uncle was also very worried and said: "Yes, fellow Taoist, you need to take medicine when you are sick. The food made by Xiao Yu'er is delicious. I promise you will stop coughing after eating."
Uncle, although I am very grateful to you for advertising me for free, can delicious food be equal to effective?If you talk like this, what if he still coughs and troubles me after eating?I don't have that much money to pay him back, although the possibility of this is very small, because we broke up at that time.
As soon as the uncle finished speaking, the old man who looked like a little boy started to laugh again. I gave him a hard look. Really, I don’t have any sympathy at all, and I don’t even think that it’s your person who is sick now.
Uncle glared at him too, and then snatched the cup of stewed Sydney with rock sugar in my hand. When I wondered if he was going to grab it and eat it, he stuffed it into the old man who looked like a grandpa but didn’t know. It was in the hands of a young man or a child, saying: "You eat quickly, we have to go first."
As he said that, he took my hand and ran out. Before I could recover, my uncle took me to a very luxurious shop, and shouted, "Hurry up and ask Old Man Hu to come out."
As early as when my uncle came in, there was a very winking shop waiter who ran into the inner room, so just as my uncle took me to find a place to sit down, a... Huh?Also a gray-haired old man?
I looked at my uncle and asked him with my eyes what should he think of this person?elder?Child?Or half an old man and half a child?
My uncle explained to me: "This is really an old man."
Oh, it turned out to be the real thing.
I stood up and said hello to him: "Hello, grandpa."
The old man stroked his snow-white beard and said cheerfully, "Hehe, hello, young master."
young master?I look at my uncle.
Uncle crossed his legs, drank the spirit tea that came out at some time, saw me looking at him, and said lazily: "This shop is opened by your father."
Uh……
It turned out to be his own property, so it's no wonder, but when did Dad become a businessman?Isn't he a spiritual fruit grower?
"Uncle, isn't dad a spiritual fruit grower? He is a fruit farmer, why did he become a businessman again?" I asked my uncle suspiciously.
"Pfft..." Dad took a sip of tea and just spit it out.Well, it's a good thing I didn't sit across from him.
"Ahem, little fish, who told you that your elder brother grows a spirit fruit?"
"I guessed, didn't I?"
Uncle looked away from his baby face which had become a little distorted.
The smile on the old grandfather's face suddenly became very bitter, and he said with a wry smile: "Hehe, the young master is so innocent and cute."
That is, that is, thank you for the compliment, I will accept it with humility.But it didn't take long for me to be open-minded when I was interrupted by my uncle.
"Old man Hu, have you received any delicious monster meat recently? Show it to me."
"Uh, this, Second Young Master, this old man has never collected monster meat. This monster meat can't be used for refining weapons or alchemy. It's useless to collect it, but there are some monster inner alchemy and beast meat. Skin demon claw or something, do you want the second young master to take a look?"
"Tch, what's so good about it? You can't eat it."
"This..." That old man Hu was embarrassed.
I couldn't bear to watch my uncle bully an old man, so I interjected, "Grandpa, why don't you hang a sign outside saying that you want to accept some monster meat."
"This..." The old man hesitated again.
Uncle stared, "What? You don't want to?"
The old man quickly explained: "Of course not, the old man just doesn't know what 'listing' is."
"'Listing' is...'listing'...Xiao Yuer, what is 'listing'?"
"Listing is to hang a sign outside, which says that it is good to accept monster meat."
"Oh, so that's how it is. The second young master and the young young master went to rest in the room first, and the old man will do it right away."
Therefore, the largest "Ellite Pavilion" in "Barter Lane" put up a white jade sign, and wrote: accept monster meat, within ten days, and the price is negotiable.
In another shop three hundred miles away, a man in brocade clothes listened to his subordinate's report, his brows and eyes were crooked with a smile, and there was no deep meaning in it...
After a long time, he stretched out his hand to recruit a guard and ordered...
The author has something to say: Sadly, I have run out of network card time...
There are still many days left for next month... I will be a person who cannot access the Internet... Huh...
Put this chapter in the manuscript box and post it tomorrow. I will read it the day after tomorrow. If you leave a message, I will come back later...
Don't know if I can resist not being online...
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52. Wormholes? ...
I lived in the "Ellite Pavilion" for five days, and received hundreds of various monster meat, but they were all low-level monsters of level one, two, three and four, there were no high-level goods, and all of them were dead Huh, I regret it, if I had written "recovered monsters", then I could throw them all into the breeding farm, so I don't have to work so hard now.
Wielding a machete, I chopped those unknown animal bones one by one, and prepared to put them all in a big pot and stew them into big bone soup.
At the beginning, I was very interested in separating them one by one, because I didn’t know if there would be any problems if these different kinds of monsters were eaten together. In case someone had diarrhea, they would come to me Claimed.I don’t have much money in the first place. If someone really comes to claim compensation, I can’t afford it. If someone says they have no money, I can pay with meat... that would be terrible. My meat doesn’t taste good at all, and, Cutting flesh must be painful...
Yes, these are for others to eat. On the night when I first arrived, I kindly took out a bunch of delicacies from the Qiankun bag and invited Grandpa Hu to eat. Grandpa Hu took a tentative taste, and then told Uncle As soon as I saw this scene, I immediately ran aside with a plate of food in front of me, happily watching the performance of Grandpa Hu and Uncle Hu, not to mention, trained and untrained It's just different, the speed is incomparable, Grandpa Hu was defeated by his uncle's offensive.
After drinking and eating, Grandpa Hu felt a big belly and said, "Young master, your craftsmanship is really good. Are you interested in opening a small shop here to earn some spirit stones?"
If it was a few days ago, I might have agreed, but now I am considered to be a small fortune, not short of the money.
So I shook my head and said, "No, I'm going to find Daddy quickly, I don't want to stay here for too long."
Grandpa Hu was not angry at my refusal either, he just said: "Then, is the young master interested in selling here for a few days? Anyway, he has already offered a price to collect monster meat, and there will definitely be a lot of it by then. I can't finish it either."
Well, it seems very reasonable, I looked at my uncle, and my uncle nodded and said: "What he said is also reasonable, the eldest brother and the third party should not come out so soon, you don't have to worry, but Xiao Yu'er, you are very clever Stone will give me half."
Wow, uncle, you opened your mouth to the lion!
"Three points." I held out three fingers.
"Four points." The uncle stretched out four fingers, and put on a posture that if you don't agree, he will turn against you.
"Okay, deal, but uncle, you have to come and help me."
"no problem."
So here I am, sweating like rain, and as for the uncle who promised to come and help me, I dismissed me after he broke more than a dozen plates and poured a large pot of sugar into the boiling soup Go to the side and help me look at the multi-functional machine that slices, shreds, strips, minced and diced.
But doing this is really hard work, I pinched my sore arm, and secretly vowed that I would ask my uncle to help me refine a machete that can cut even the bones of monsters, preferably the kind that chops bones and cuts tofu It seems that it saves trouble and effort, so I can relax a lot in the future.
Although these monsters are low-level, they are not comparable to the chickens and ducks in my farm that are not worthy of the word "monster". The food cooked with these monsters is delicious and delicious. , Grandpa Hu, uncle and I, as well as dozens of people from the "Ellite Pavilion", all praised this, not to mention the bunch of people queuing outside.
It is said that there was almost a fight outside for a share of bone soup. I didn’t take it seriously when I heard it, especially when the rumor came out of my uncle’s mouth, I automatically folded it in half. , I can help him count the money tomorrow.
As for the "rumors" sent back by other people, I still believe them a little bit. If nothing else, just look at the growing number of spirit stones in my Qiankun bag.
This kind of business is indeed very cost-effective, but in the past few days in my chef career, I discovered a very abnormal thing, that is, these high-grade monsters are actually not very good at cooking, and with the increase in grade The difficulty of improving cooking is also increasing.
Take the Tier [-] monster Bi Luo Beast as an example, its meat would have to be stewed for a whole day to be cooked!And after it is cooked, it needs to be boiled for another three hours before it can be eaten, but if it is Cuckoo Chicken, it only takes one hour.So all the third- and fourth-tier monster meat collected these days have been used by me to stew soup, because they are not cooked well...
Of course, the delicacy of the Bi Luo beast is not comparable to that of a chicken or a horse. If my uncle said that the Bi Luo beast is not easy to catch and difficult to raise, maybe I will directly replace the brand on the outside with a living Bi Luo beast. .
This incident also inspired me a truth, that is, the higher the level of monsters, the better the taste. Of course, cooking is not easy. I really don’t know how delicious the legendary ninth-level monsters will be...
I want to eat it……
What's more, Grandpa Hu said with a full face of excitement that after eating the food cooked with the Biluo beast, his long-stagnant realm has been raised to a higher level!
What does this mean?It means that these foods can replace pills!What is the price of the pill?What is the price of food?It is an individual who can tell the difference between the two, so after the news spread, everyone flocked to it...
Just as I was thinking wildly, a slight fluctuation came from the sky above my head. I raised my head and looked up in surprise, and found a small black dot appeared in midair, and circles of ripples spread out from that dot. , and with the passage of time, that small point seems to have a tendency to gradually become larger.
what is that?Sky pool?Or the legendary wormhole?
Whatever it is, one thing is certain: I cannot handle it alone!
"Uncle, uncle, come here quickly! There is a serious situation!" I waved to the uncle next to me, and the uncle appeared beside me in a flash when he saw me like this, and said, "What's the situation? The bone broth is spoiled? "
I patted my quilt chest, touched my frightened heart, and gave my uncle a blank look by the way, what do you mean by "the bone soup is spoiled"?How dare you doubt my craftsmanship!When have I ever spoiled something?Even if there is, it will be cooked because you plugged it in!A man can't ruin his reputation like this, but now that I have something to ask my uncle, I'd better not speak out to provoke him.
I pointed to it and said, "Uncle, what do you think that is?"
Uncle looked up, then immediately frowned and said, "What is this?"
Head full of black lines!If I knew, why would I ask you?
"I don't know, I'm only 16 years old this year." You who are almost six hundred years old don't know that I am 16 years old.I have traveled more roads than you have crossed bridges.
Uncle walked around it a few times, and reached out his hand to touch the ripples, but the hole and the ripples ignored him, and continued with his business without moving.Seeing that the purpose of harassment and investigation had not been achieved, my uncle changed the policy and lowered his head to think. After thinking for a while, he suddenly raised his head and looked at me and said, "I seem to have heard of this scene somewhere."
"Where?" I leaned forward hopefully. I have heard of it = someone has seen it, and someone has seen it = there is a way!
Uncle spread his hands and said very bachelorly: "I don't remember."
I suddenly wanted to press my uncle into the pot and stew it into soup. I wonder if it would be illegal to murder an uncle in this world?
Without any hope, I picked up the bowl and scooped out a bowl from the stewed bone soup, ready to eat maybe the last bowl of soup in this life. As for uncle, forget it, let him be a starving ghost .Then I suddenly heard my uncle clapping his hands and talking, "I see, it seems that something like this was recorded on a piece of jade slip that my elder brother showed me before."
I immediately put down the bowl, turned and looked at my uncle expectantly, and said, "Where is where? Hurry up and show me."
So the uncle fumbled in his Qiankun bag, and said, "It's been a long time, and I almost forgot where that jade slip is. I'll look for it..."
Uncle searched and searched, searched and searched, but he couldn't find a universe bag, so he took it off and put it aside, picked up another one and continued to search.I looked at my uncle's puzzled look, then looked at the seven or eight Qiankun bags pinned to his waist, shook my head, picked up the bowl of bone soup that I just put aside, and blew it gently. If you find it, give it to your uncle. If you don’t find it, let your uncle watch me drink it!However, it is likely that I am alone in seeing such a scene.
By the time I drank the second bowl of soup, the small black dot on the top of my head had become the size of a coin, but my uncle’s life-saving jade slip was still not found, and he is now conducting a second carpet-like search— —Pour out everything and check it out one by one.
Not to mention, uncle’s Qiankun bag really has everything in it. The corner of my mouth twitched and I saw my uncle dig out several bags of unknown pastries and a few jade boxes from the bag that looked like a magic weapon, and muttered “ Ah, it turned out that the Yulong Cake was put here, I thought I had finished eating it..." "Oh, there is another emerald fruit here, let me try it to see if it's broken..." Then I took it into my mouth one by one , and kept saying: "Delicious...well...delicious..."
I curled my lips and suddenly worried about my future. Could it be that I really have to die here today?
It's not that I didn't think about leaving here immediately, which made me not here anymore in case something terrible happened, but I gave up this idea after I walked to the door, because the little black spot kept following me. I!Obviously, its purpose is me, and I also vaguely feel that it doesn't have any malice towards me, so I just stay here and eat the soup, and if it's a big deal, I will travel through it again, and my father is so great, I must There is a way to find mine.
After the fourth time my uncle put into my mouth some cakes and spirit fruit nectar that I didn’t know where to eat, I couldn’t bear it anymore and said, “Uncle, did you find it? "
The uncle raised his head blankly and asked, "What are you looking for? Did you say these foods? They are delicious, Xiao Yuer, do you want to try them?"
That's not the point, is it?However, although these things look delicious, are they really delicious?
"Uncle, are these things really delicious?"
Uncle nodded: "Of course, these are famous foods in the world of cultivating immortals. Not only are they delicious, but they can also enhance spiritual power."
Improve spiritual power?And delicious? !
"Oh, then I'll try it." I immediately moved to my uncle, and imitated him sitting on the ground, cross-legged and rummaging through a pile of things...
Yulu wine... go away, I don't want to drink...
Fruit cake... Uh, I've eaten this one, I don't want to eat it now, I'll hide it first...
White sugar cake?Ah, I haven't eaten it for a long time, try it, um, it's really delicious...
……
Neither of the two people who were working hard noticed that the "black hole" above their heads suddenly expanded rapidly, and colorful lights radiated from it...
The author has something to say: I really want to make a wish, so that my saved manuscripts will return to 15...
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53. Goodbye Xiaofeifei...
"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"
A bird's song suddenly came from above the head, but why did it sound so like "little fish, come and help me"?I can understand the birdsong?I'm turning into a bird?
I swallowed the pastry in my mouth, looked up, and then I realized that I was actually very prescient. Who will tell me why Xiao Feifei got stuck in that wormhole?Only a head and a wing sticking out?Or is this actually a bird hole and not a wormhole?
"Cough cough cough..."
I looked back and found that my uncle was pointing at Xiao Feifei and wanted to laugh, but he was not as smart as me and swallowed his mouth first, so it was a tragedy.
I hesitated for a while, not knowing which one to save first, looked at both sides, thought about the difficulty, I decisively took out a bottle of juice and handed it to my uncle, and said, "Uncle, drink some juice first to smooth the air."
Uncle gave me a grateful look, then took the juice and poured it into his mouth...
I swallowed, uncle, that bottle is engraved with a space formation...
"Cough, cough, cough..." Uncle choked even more, pointing at me with trembling fingers.
I said embarrassedly: "Uncle, I forgot to tell you, this bottle is engraved with a space magic circle..."
Huh, I really didn't mean it, uncle, can you stop looking at me like this?I will be afraid...
"Chirp, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet..." (Xiao Yu'er, hurry up and save me...)
I immediately stood up from the ground and said: "Ah, uncle, Xiao Feifei asked me to save it, I will go there first, you rest here slowly, you must take your time."
I quickly walked to a place far away from my uncle, and Xiao Feifei, who was stuck above my head, also floated here with me. I looked left and right, but I still didn't see anything that needed my help. pull it out?Or plug it back?
I couldn't figure it out, so I decided to ask the person concerned.
"Xiao Feifei, how do you want me to help you?"
"(You use a spell to make the hole bigger and I can get out.)"
Open a little bigger?I looked at the hole that was so stuffed by Xiao Feifei that I couldn't even find the edge, and shook my head. In this way, I guess I can roast it and eat it directly after Xiao Feifei comes out.
"No, you'll get hurt that way."
"(Then what do you say?)" Xiao Feifei asked me, resting her head on her wings.
"How about? I pull you out?" I suggested.
"(No, in that case my newly grown hair will be pulled off.)" Xiao Feifei directly refused.
I have black lines all over my head, can you, a little bird, not be so stinky?And when did you care so much about your feathers?Didn't feathers fly all over the sky when you grabbed cakes with me before?Or is it that someone brainwashed you after not seeing you for a few days?
"Then what do you want to do?" I have no other choice.
Xiao Feifei thought for a while, and then said: "(Why don't you be more careful?)"
How dare you give your life to me because of that feather?You really think highly of me, but what should I do?I can't look down on myself in this regard...
Well, since Xiao Feifei has given his life to me with confidence, it seems impossible for me not to work hard.I hope that when it is half-focused, it will no longer be able to speak, otherwise I will be scolded bloody by it.
Taking a deep breath, I solemnly said: "I'm here, you are ready."
"(OK.)" Xiao Feifei also said solemnly.
In order to allow my attack to break through the space, I specially took out my father and gave it to me.
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