The happy life of the little fish in another world

The person who moved into his arms and hugged him lowered his head and sucked the sweet kiss that came to his door, and sighed secretly: It seems that this kind of thing will have to be done more often in the future.

So, Xiao Yu'er offered a sweet kiss and got a share of his father's plan...

After chatting with daddy on the lawn for an unknown amount of time, I lost energy and fell into daddy's arms and slept soundly. I haven't smelled daddy's breath for a long time. Not long after daddy left, daddy's breath gradually faded in the bedroom. The ground faded, and in the end only my breath was left there alone.Now leaning in daddy's arms again, I feel very happy, even the dreams I have are sweet.

When I woke up, I found that I had come to a very familiar place - my father's and my bedroom.

But I was stunned for a moment and then woke up. This is not our bedroom, to be precise, it is not the bedroom where my father and I lived in before.

One of the reasons is that the bedroom is still in my Qiankun bag, and I haven't let it out for sightseeing; the second reason is that there is no breath of me here, just like the bedroom is full of my breath , this place is full of daddy's breath, it feels like daddy is always there.

I looked around, and then the corners of my mouth twitched, Dad, are you doing cloning?Why are the few bamboos in the corner of the wall exactly the same that I drew when I was a child?

One day when I was young, I suddenly remembered a famous saying from my previous life: I would rather eat without meat than live without bamboo.I was in a state of hunger and thirst at that time. I had no meat to eat and no bamboo to live in. Basically, I dreamed of chicken legs every night. In view of this situation, I scribbled a few malnourished young bamboos in the corner to chat about myself, comfort.I didn't expect Daddy to bring this out. Should I praise Daddy for his careful observation?

Just when I was thinking about how to praise my father later, the door opened silently, and a cool breeze mixed with an inexplicable fragrance floated in...

The author has something to say: There is no article to read tomorrow~~~

Waving a handkerchief~~~

56

56, cheated! ...

Feeling a different breath, I turned around quickly, and then saw my father walking towards me with a smile.

"Daddy."

Daddy came over and scratched my nose with his hand, and said with a smile: "Little Yuer, you are awake, you are sleeping like a little pig, you can't wake up no matter how much you scream."

I covered my nose to avoid my father's "evil hands", and stared at him fiercely, why?Seeing that my nose is relatively straight, do you want to use this kind of rotten method to make my nose look ugly?I will not let you succeed!I will defend my tall nose to the death!

Dad looked at me and shook his head, then took out a fragrant comb to comb my hair. I quickly sat up straight and looked ahead. Most of the heads are crooked, from this we can see that Dad's craftsmanship is really not very good.

So, it's not my fault that I comb a hundred times and then comb crookedly 99 times. It's because my father didn't inherit it well.

After combing a soft bun, I suddenly remembered something. In ancient times, when a person was 20 years old, he would perform a crowning ceremony, which means that this person is an adult and can marry a wife and have children. I don’t know if this is the case. Like this.

I'd better ask first, if it is true, then I will start designing my tiara from now on, it must be both elegant and majestic, in short, it must match me, a very smart character, so that As soon as others see that crown, they will know it is my little fish.

"Daddy, I saw a lot of people wearing a tiara outside, when can I wear it?"

Daddy pulled me up and straightened my clothes, "Why, my little fish can't wait to grow up?"

"No, Dad, didn't you say that everything should be prepared first, I'm planning for a rainy day."

"It's a good 'plan for a rainy day', but, Xiao Yu'er, it's too early for you, you're only 16 years old this year."

"Oh, daddy, when is it better to start preparing?"

"Two more years, don't worry, Daddy will make sure you have a good time by then, okay? After all, at that time..." Daddy stopped at this point, and looked at it hesitantly. I.

Seeing my father like this, I had no choice but to use my subjective initiative and ask, "What was it at that time?"

Dad didn't answer, but said, "It's nothing, it's okay, Xiao Yu'er, we should go out."

"Oh." Daddy really said half of it and didn't say half, which made me die of curiosity. If one day I die because of curiosity, don't ask, it must be Daddy's fault!

After coming out of the room, I realized that it was already afternoon, my God?Did I sleep all day and all night?

"Daddy, how long have I been asleep?"

"Not long, just a day and a night?"

"Wow, why are there so many? Didn't you say, Dad, that you don't need sleep much after you enter the golden core stage? Why do I have to sleep for so long?" I used to only sleep for one night, and the next day my energy was exhausted. It's good, what's going on this time?Am I sick?

"It doesn't matter, the density of aura here is unmatched by the outside world. The reason you slept for so long this time is because your body can't adapt to such a strong aura at once, so you have to adjust it by sleeping. It will be fine in a few days. You Don't use your spirit energy for a few days, you know?"

"Oh," I nodded, and then I asked my father again: "Daddy, does my uncle do the same?" If my uncle is also like this, I must go to "see" him well.

Daddy patted my head and said with a smile: "You little thing, what are you thinking? My little brother grew up here since he was a child, how could he not adapt well?"

"Oh." It turned out that I was the only one with "indigestion", woo...why am I so unlucky?

After dinner, I suddenly remembered something. It seemed that my uncle was extremely disrespectful that day, leaving me alone in an unfamiliar place, and then he ran away by himself. Nor can it change the fact that my uncle abandoned me.

"Daddy, where did uncle go?"

Dad drank his cloud tea slowly without raising his head, "What do you want him for?"

I clenched my fists and said fiercely: "Uncle threw me there, I want to settle accounts with him."

Dad smiled mysteriously, "That's unnecessary, someone has already avenged you."

"Who?" Who is so kind?I want to repay him well!Treat him to five...um...three of my favorite strawberry shortcakes!

"Children, don't ask so much."

"I'm not a child anymore, I'm already 16 years old." If you put it in modern times, you are a person with full capacity for civil conduct. If you commit a crime, you have to be responsible.

Dad looked at me with a smile, and then said mysteriously: "16 years old is still very young, and I can't do some things."

What, relying on myself as an old monster who has never died for a thousand years, you actually underestimated me!Haven't you heard that the younger you are, the greater your potential?When I am older than you, I must laugh at you for being younger than me!

Staring at him angrily, Dad looked at me with a smile, so I became even angrier.

I sit on the chair, use the air as my daddy, kick... I kick again... I kick hard...

Well, I need to find someone to avenge me!

Uncle is hopeless, just looking at him like that, he knows that he can't beat daddy, third uncle's words... well... there is no hope, the last time he fought with daddy, it was also a dead end, and at that time uncle also said that third uncle was Don't worry if you can't beat daddy.

Who else is there?

ah!There it is, Little Feifei!Xiao Feifei's colorful divine light is so powerful, he often fixes me, and my father will definitely not be able to escape. At that time, my father will be fixed in place, and I can bully him fiercely!

However, it seems that I haven't seen Xiao Feifei since I came here. Did he run out for fun?

"Daddy, where did Xiao Feifei go?"

"Are you looking for its mother?"

mother?It turns out that Xiao Feifei has a mother?I really can't see it, isn't it the real spirit of heaven and earth?I thought it came out of a crevice in some rock.

"Then when will it come back?"

"I don't know, it has gained a lot of abilities after this evolution, so it needs to ask its mother to help it master it, why? Do you miss it?"

"Yeah," nodded, I thought Xiao Feifei would help me bully Daddy when he came back.

"There's no way it's going to happen, maybe in a few days, maybe in a few years, it'll come back."

"Oh..." Not to mention a few years, I might have forgotten about it after a few days, it seems that even God won't help me.

After living here for a few days, I basically got acquainted with the surrounding environment. After coming out of that strange portal, there was an open space, on which were planted some common spiritual grasses. Behind the spiritual grassland was a circle The high mountain, the basin below the high mountain is where we live now - Ai's house.On the high mountain is the foundation of the Ai family's existence - Lingguoyuan.

My father took me up to that spiritual orchard, but after I looked at the light spirit fruit, vermilion fruit, mist fruit, happy fruit... with glowing eyes, my father found an excuse to trick me down after I was ready to pick it.

Why do I say that, because when I stretched out my righteous hands to those sweet fruits, my father smiled and said to me: "Don't worry, little fish, there are a lot of these fruits at home. After I go down, my father will give them to me." you."

"Really? Give it all to me?" I looked at my father happily. These spiritual fruits are very precious. They bloom for a hundred years and bear fruit for a thousand years. Each one is of great use. I only picked one of them, but I didn't expect my father to give me all of them. My father is so kind to me!

I looked at the tall and tall trees, weighed them, and felt that my father's idea was very good, so I followed my father back happily.

After I came back, my father handed me a Qiankun bag, and said mysteriously: "Little Yuer, this bag has been collected by the Ai family for nearly a thousand years, and now Daddy is giving you all of them, so you should make good use of them." .”

Nearly a thousand years?For a long time, I happily imagined the scene where I was crushed by a pile of Lingguo Mountains, and I didn't even know when my father left quietly.

When I came back to my senses and didn't see my dad, I didn't pay much attention to it, because my dad always disappeared suddenly like this before, and I was used to it, but when I opened the universe bag my dad gave me with great joy, I suddenly understood Dad Why did he run away, who will tell me why the collections of the Ai family for thousands of years are all immature fruits!Dad, are you sure this is a treasure?This is the astringent fruit that is tasteless to eat and discarded!

Angrily, I went to find my father to settle the score, and planned to teach him a harsh lesson to see if he would dare to bully me in the future, but I searched and searched, but couldn't find it.When I realized that I could sneakily go to the "Spiritual Orchard" and loot all the ripe fruit to avenge being cheated, I found out that the gate was closed at some point, and the entire Spiritual Orchard was still locked up. A protective cover that looks like an eggshell is shrouded, and unknown golden runes are shining on it...

Daddy is really too much, isn't he?So I didn't talk to him for two whole days and three and a half hours, to let him know that I, Xiao Yuer, are not so easy to bully.

Of course, I have thought about more than this method of revenge. The second one is the whole bag of green fruits. After thinking about it for a long time, I feel that the best way to take revenge is not to ignore the enemy, but to fundamentally kill the enemy. Enemy down!Let him hide when he sees you in the future, and never dare to bully you again!

Of course, my father and I don't have a deep hatred, so we don't need to do this, so I thought of a simple one: turning waste into treasure.It's not because I can't beat Daddy, but because I'm a smart person, and smart people should never use their hands, feet, or swords when doing things.

Didn't daddy throw those immature spirit fruits to me like trash, so as long as I turn this whole bag of "garbage" into treasure... Hehe, then daddy will definitely praise me for being smart and capable, not only that, Maybe when he is happy, he will let me pick it casually in the Spirit Orchard.

So I haven't talked to my father these few days, and at the same time I'm researching how to turn waste into treasure. This is a difficult project, and it can't be sloppy.

The author has something to say: For the finger...this...Although it has passed zero, as long as you haven't slept, it should be considered today, right? It should be... (in an infinite loop...)

The next chapter is when the Dragon Boat Festival...

I started writing today at one o'clock in the afternoon, and until now... wrote 1789...

burst!Inspiration, you have been away from home for too long!It's been half a month, come back soon~~~~~~ I'll treat you to sweets...

If you don't show up again, I will run out of food...crying...

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57. New uses of Qingqing Lingguo...

I researched and researched, but still didn't think of any effective method. I thought about planting them, and then the fruit would become trees and bear fruit, so that the children and grandchildren would be endless. Afterwards, Yu Jian found out that this plan would not work, because they were still small immature fruits that could not grow into big trees. Planting them was just adding some free fertilizer to the land, which had no other effect, so I was very happy. Simply give up.

The second and easiest way is to eat them all and turn them into one of the nutrients of the body, but this idea disappeared after I spit out the third green spiritual fruit. Why did no one tell me how green it is? Spirit fruit tastes so weird?Not only sour, but also astringent, not sweet at all.

I thought and thought, thought and thought, even thought about eating, and almost sent the meal into my nose.Dad expressed his contempt for my behavior. He laughed at me fiercely and said, "Why can't I eat alone when I am so old." Then he was ready to come and feed me, and I... accepted it with great backbone.

It's not because I really can't take care of myself anymore, but because of an important reason, I'm giving Dad a chance to make up for me!I'm smart, right?Let him work hard and see if he dares to bully me casually in the future.

However, this episode was not useless. I chewed the food that my father brought up automatically, and then continued to think hard. Finally, I came up with a brilliant idea!

It not only makes full use of these immature spiritual fruits, but also reflects my ingenuity and wisdom, and also exercises my hands-on ability, which really serves multiple purposes.

Green spirit fruit is not edible, if you force yourself to eat it, you will die of suffering, and it is not good for your health, because you will not be able to eat, and in order not to make yourself feel so bitter, you have to eat a lot of sugar, sugar If you eat too much, you may get diabetes one day. Thanks to that, you will not be able to eat snacks and cakes in the future, so for the sake of snacks and cakes, it is better to eat ripe lingo.

However, the spirit fruit that has fallen off the branch cannot be hung up again. This is not in line with the laws of nature and I don't have the technology, so this can be ruled out.Then, the only way left is artificial ripening.

I remember that in my previous life, someone put bananas in the grain pile, and within a few days, there were sweet and delicious bananas to eat. I don't know if it works or not.Then there is only the method used by countless traders: use ethylene to ripen it!

Ethylene is hard to find, at least I’ve never heard of it since I’ve been here for so long, but it doesn’t mean that I can’t make it. Ethylene is a plant hormone that can promote fruit ripening, and ripe fruit It can release a certain amount of ethylene, so I am going to use ripe lingonberries to accelerate the ripening.

This is a difficult project, because I can't take out a whole universe bag of mature spiritual fruit, and Dad is very close to the spiritual fruit garden, and there is no way to visit it.I thought about it, and finally decided to take out a small part to try it out. After the attempt is successful, my father will definitely agree to invest. Don't worry about this. Although he is very distressed, he still gave me a bunch of rare materials. You can see it.

So I picked out a few green spiritual fruits that seemed to be ripening soon, and then took out a dozen ripe spiritual fruits, put them all in a bag, tied them tightly, and put them in the time cabinet.In the same way, make another bag and put it under the bed.

I really doubt that my father has been observing my every move, because when I crawled out from under the bed, I saw him standing at the head of the bed and looking at me strangely.

"Little fish, what are you doing?"

At this time, I was still angry that he would not let me visit the Spirit Orchard, so I made a face at my father and ran away. After I ran out, I regretted it. In fact, I shouldn’t insist on these meaningless things. , because what if Dad gets angry and secretly tampers with my research?

So after Dad came out of the room, I turned back secretly, but I didn't find that the things under the bed had been moved by Dad, but I was still worried, who is Dad?That's a person who has lived for thousands of years. For thousands of years, he has to eat more salt than me. The bridge he has walked is many times the road I have walked.

Especially after I found out that there was no movement in the bag under the bed, I became even more suspicious. If it wasn't for the same movement in the time cabinet, I would definitely break up with my father!

Hey, I looked listlessly at the pile of spiritual fruits on the table, feeling very sad in my heart, why did this happen?Could it be that my approach is wrong?But no, I am so smart, how could I remember wrongly?That is, there is something wrong with these spirit fruits, um, there must be nothing wrong with this, maybe, these spirit fruits have been tampered with before they were handed over to me, there must be nothing wrong with this!

Woohoo, I didn't expect Daddy to be this kind of person, to be jealous that I'm smarter than him, and to use this method to destroy my self-confidence, so that I'll never recover, but I'm not a vegetarian either, the more I get frustrated Be brave, study hard, and then hit back hard if you succeed in the future!

Dad walked in slowly from the outside, frowned when he saw me staring at a pile of green, green, red, white and white spirit fruits in a daze, and said, "Xiao Yu'er, why are you looking at these things again? Didn't Dad agree with you?" After the spiritual fruit is ripe, let you pick one of each kind."

I rolled my eyes at my dad, and really wanted to despise him, really, I won't be as happy with what others give me, but now my dad is the biggest, so I didn't dare.

"Daddy, I'm studying how to make 'my' Qingqing's spiritual fruit ripen."

Daddy frowned even more when he heard this, and said, "Xiao Yu'er, Ai's family has not solved this problem for thousands of years, so you should stop worrying about it."

"No, just watch it, Dad, I will definitely figure out a way!" Humph, countless facts have proved a problem, that is, don't look down on any scientist, well, although I still belong to the future reserve type of.

After being so stimulated by my father, I immediately decided to study again. Edison has failed so many times and still has the spirit of research. I can’t do it without reason. Even if I fail, I have to fail more than ten or twenty times before I can “give up”. Otherwise, I would be too sorry for my self-esteem.

Successful people are good at summarizing themselves. Although I am still far away from successful people, good habits need to be cultivated from an early age, so I went to the study and took out a pen and paper to start my summary.

First of all, you must know the reasons for your failure. As the saying goes, failure is the mother of success. If you want to succeed and pay attention to you, you must of course have a good relationship with its mother.

So, why won't the spiritual fruit ripen?technical problem?Of course not, so, technical issues, ruled out.

Dad's reason?Is it because of something that daddy did secretly?Uh, well, the possibility is very small, not to mention that the bag in the time cabinet is also like this, and there is no response. According to my observation and understanding, Dad is not such a person, so the second reason is also ruled out. .

method?Is it because the method is not correct?Hmm, this seems possible.Well, try it out.

I took out a bunch of unripe bananas and a few apples. This bunch of bananas was when we came out of Guiyuan Star. Because I was not sure whether the "vegetable garden" would wither after it left the ground, so I just I took all the above things off and put them in a special Qiankun bag, not even letting go of the immature ones. Now that I think about it, I was really far-sighted at the time.

After processing them and putting them in the time cabinet, I just waited with my chin in my hands. Waiting is a very painful thing. I always feel that time passes very slowly, so I ate two more cakes and three spirits. If there is still a glass of juice, I make a decisive decision: don't wait!

I carefully took the bag out of the time cabinet. I don't know if it was my psychology. I think I smelled bananas.

I opened the bag and took out the contents with my eyes closed, huh?Limp?

opened suddenly...

Hahaha, I am indeed a genius who is unique in a million. I have solved such difficult problems. Uh, although this banana is overripe, it seems to be rotten.

But it doesn't matter, scientific research will always have one kind of accident, we should keep a normal mind about it.

But, hahaha... I'm really happy, let's laugh enough before talking.

After laughing, I thought of another question, that is, why ordinary fruits are acceptable, but spiritual fruits are not?Could it be that Lingguo consciously does not cooperate with my work?

Uh, this joke is a bit cold, if I were a spirit fruit, I wouldn't do this, isn't it obvious what is more important to suffer once or suffer every time?

Therefore, the final problem still lies with these spiritual fruits.

I was playing with a green spirit fruit, turned it over and over again, but still didn't see any difference.So I decided to give it a try and prepared two bags, one bag containing unripe fruit and ripe lingonberry, and the other bag containing ripe fruit and unripe lingonberry.

Considering that the spiritual fruit needs to absorb a lot of spiritual energy to ripen, and so on, I put a lot of fruit into it, and the time is also set for a long time, a full three months, in order to distinguish and create a "passed" It’s been a long time”, three months was adjusted to three days in real time by me.

Three days later, I nervously took out the two bags from the time cabinet. My future depends on them. In order to prevent my father from discovering my achievements in the first place, I specially put the time cabinet into the new one built by my father. In the kitchen, Dad seldom enters the kitchen.

I took a deep breath and slowly opened...

The author has something to say: Happy Zongzi Festival everyone!

Because I have to prepare for the exam this week, if I leave a message, I will reply on Friday, please forgive me!

The next chapter is on Thursday, put it in the manuscript box later, 12:30 noon

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58. Green house...

There is no difference between immature fruit and ripe spiritual fruit, but one should not only look at the surface, maybe it is raw on the surface, but the inside is too ripe, just like daddy who looks like he is only in his 20s on the surface but in fact Inside is like an old monster over 1000 years old.

So I picked up an apple and took a bite, um, bah bah, it's so sour, this time I'm sure the mature spirit fruit really won't release ethylene.

I opened another bag again, hey, there seems to be something moving.I remember that when I put them in, I picked green fruits for easy identification. Now two of them have turned yellow, but it's not very obvious, and the others are still green and unchanged.

I lifted my spirits and picked up the two color-changing spiritual fruits, only to find that they were a very common spiritual fruit. The so-called "very common" means that it is easy to ripen and each time it bears a lot of fruit, but it contains There is not much aura in the fruit, does this time have something to do with the aura contained in the fruit?

As soon as I thought about it, I immediately took out several kinds of spiritual fruits and prepared to test them one by one.

After finishing it, I hid the time cabinet in a very corner, and then I was going to find my father and ask him to prepare a piece of land for me so that I could release the "vegetable garden". If my idea is correct, then I will You need a lot of fruit, and you need to start preparing from now on.

I asked my father for a very large piece of land, and my father quickly agreed, and took me to find it himself. When we got to the place, he said "this is here" and left.

Tsk, don't think that I didn't find out that this piece of land is the farthest from the Spirit Orchard, but it doesn't matter, when I have researched the results, Dad will come to beg me.

Flipping through the Qiankun bag, I took out my "farm" and "vegetable garden", well, I don't know if they have grown up obediently since I didn't see them.I was so excited when I came out, I just put it away without tidying it up, wondering if there was anything wrong with the dishes inside.

According to what my father said, after I reach the alchemy stage, these two things will have different functions. The "vegetable garden" will add some houses with the function of time cabinets, and the spiritual plants planted inside will be set according to the schedule. I don't know if it's true or not.Because it seems that the "vegetable garden" is no different from before, it is all green, but the feeling is a lot more complicated, and the many formations make me dizzy.

I hit the "Vegetable Garden" with a formula, and then it turned around and zoomed in a little bit. Seeing this situation, I did not hesitate to let my spiritual energy rush to it.

After absorbing my aura, "Vegetable Garden" flew into the air, and then zoomed in... zoomed in...

I was shocked when I saw this scene, and quickly ran away with my newly learned flying technique. What are you kidding, what if it is unstable and falls?I'll be smashed into pancakes and turned into dried fish!

After flying for a long time, I still didn't hear a "bang", so I turned around curiously to see what was going on, and then I found that there was nothing but green behind me, and I couldn't believe it. Rubbed my eyes, still nothing.

How is this going?Could it be that some monster passed by and took it away?No, that's one of the few possessions I have!

Sad for a long time, I flew back listlessly, fly and fly, fly and fly, fly left, fly right, fly up, fly down... Huh?what is that?When did there actually become a bunch of green houses here?

I hesitated for a long time, but finally I still couldn't resist my curiosity, so I took out a big green leaf and put it on my body as a disguise, and approached it lightly.

Well, I don’t know whose house this is. There are many things in it, including apple trees, lemon trees, pineapple trees, banana trees, peppers, eggplants, cabbage, and tomatoes...

However, the more you look at it, the more it looks like my vegetable garden?Even the cloud bamboo fence that I transplanted before I left was exactly the same, it was too much!Whose house is this?Don't you know that piracy is a sin?Or do you build a few green houses on it and take my idea for yourself?

It's too much!I decided to seek his theory!If I want him to compensate me for mental damage, labor costs, creative costs, this fee and that fee, it is best to pay him bankruptcy, and then mortgage this garden to me...

I took off angrily, flew staggeringly in front of the largest house, then reached out and knocked on the door: "Is anyone home?"

No one should.

I'll knock, I'll knock again, don't think you'll be fine if you hide in the house.

"Knock knock knock..."

Still no answer.

I took out a soft chair, put it at the door, and sat down. I couldn't believe it, you didn't come out.

After a stick of incense, I changed my posture impatiently...

After half an hour, I decided to take out the cake and eat it...

An hour later, I happily drank the apple juice, oh, this frozen juice is really good, I want my dad to taste it when I get back...

after dark...

There was a flash of light in the distant sky, and my father flew to me from far away.

Seeing Daddy, I ran forward happily and said, "Daddy, why are you here? Let me tell you, apple cake and apple juice are delicious together, Daddy, would you like to try it?"

Daddy took a sip of the juice with my hand, then frowned: "Well, it's too sweet, Xiao Yu'er can eat it by himself."

"Is it still very sweet?" I took a sip in disbelief, no, is it very sweet?I only put three tablespoons of sugar in it.

Daddy patted my head and said, "Your sense of taste is quite different."

Does that mean I'm special?Feel so happy.

I took a bite of the apple in my hand and said, "Daddy... um... it's delicious, what are you doing here, Daddy?"

Dad didn't answer my question, he looked around, then looked at me with a smile and said: "These houses have appeared, Xiao Yuer, do you think there is anything wrong?"

What?The house appeared?

This is my house?

A green house?Like a green hat?

No way? ! !

Daddy felt very strange seeing my frightened face, and said curiously: "Xiao Yu'er, what's wrong with you?"

I pursed my lips and said sadly, "Daddy, why are these houses green?"

"what happened again?"

"Wow, it's so ugly..."

Daddy frowned and said, "Little Yu'er, don't tell me that you never found out that these houses belong to you..."

Oops, bad, Dad seems to be angry...

"Daddy, Daddy..." I threw myself into Daddy's arms, and said coquettishly, "...Xiao Yu'er misses you so much."

"Really?"

"Of course, as the saying goes, not seeing you every day is like three autumns. Xiao Yu'er has not seen you for three autumns. Xiao Yu'er misses Daddy so much."

Daddy stroked my head tenderly, sighed, and said: "You, since you miss Daddy so much, why don't you go back quickly? And if you have that time, why don't you hurry up and refine your 'vegetable garden'? Interested in researching which fruit tastes better with juice..."

I was embarrassed by my father's words and buried my head in his arms, oops, I can't hear it anymore...

However, what is 'refining'?Why refine the "vegetable garden"?

"Daddy, what is 'refining'?"

Dad pulled my head out and flicked it hard.

"Oh, daddy, it hurts so much!" Really, doesn't daddy know that children's education should be based on guidance, and corporal punishment is not allowed?

"Daddy, this little fish will become more and more stupid!"

"Hmph, I'm just to see if you will become smarter like this!"

"That's not true, I'm very smart, what Uncle and Grandpa Hu said!" The minority obeys the majority, one to three, so Dad's conclusion is wrong!I am the smartest child in the sky and on the earth!

"Since you think you are very smart, then Daddy asks you, why is your 'vegetable garden' still green?"

What is "your 'vegetable garden'"?This was given to me by you, Daddy. You clearly said that this was a foundation-building gift that you personally refined and gave me. Now that something goes wrong, do you want to blame me?Don't you know that you have to be honest?This is what you taught me.

In order to save face for my dad, I gave him a sneaky look and said, "That's because it has quality problems, not Xiaoyuer's fault." Well, the quality problem is the fault of the producer, not the use of it. the fault of the author!

"Very good... very good..." Daddy smiled strangely and said, "That little fish