The happy life of the little fish in another world
Chapter 1 My name is 'Ai Yu'
Apologizing, the voice was properly lowered, but the lowered voice still made Xiao Yu'er's eardrums hurt.
He hurriedly took a few steps back, feeling relatively safe, Xiao Yu'er then asked, "Why are you alone? Where's Uncle Lion?"
"Oh, it went to sleep, the last time you saw the two of us was because we were changing shifts, and it went to sleep after the change."
...It turns out that they are really on shift duty...
"Then what's your name? What should I call you?" Xiao Yu'er's little abacus clattered, first establish a good relationship with him, and then everything can be discussed, maybe when he is happy, he will pass him a few words Hands-on unique skills, and then control daddy to do whatever he wants at night... Dad has gone too far recently, saying that the two of them will be separated soon, so we have to step up and work hard, and then make him do this and that and this and that... …
"Hmm..." The snake head thought for a long time, and then said: "I don't remember, no one has called my name for a long time, I almost forgot, or you can just call me 'snake', they all call me that Mine, I'm the only snake here."
It's so pitiful, it doesn't even have a name, Xiao Yu'er immediately feels unprecedented pity for it, although the name "Xiao Yu'er" doesn't suit him, and it sounds like Dad's favorite fish, but no matter how you say it, it always A name is much better than no name. If one day Daddy stops calling him by his name and only calls him "Human", then he will be very depressed.
Snake followed Xiao Yu'er and watched him turn around, walking here and there, picking up some things from time to time and putting them into the Qiankun bag, so he asked strangely: "Little Aiyu, little Aiyu, what are you doing?"
Xiao Yuer scanned the ground with his gaze, without raising his head, he said, "I'm looking to see which bird is fatter."
"What are you looking at this for?"
"A fatter bird tastes better roasted."
"Why do you want to eat it roasted? It will be fine if you swallow it all in your stomach."
Xiao Yu'er didn't know how to explain to a snake the principles of eating raw and cooked, so he had to say helplessly: "I prefer to eat it roasted."
"Oh." The snake nodded disapprovingly. Why do humans like strange things?Meat is better eaten raw, but I have been here for thousands of years, and I haven't eaten much, so I am so greedy.
"Little Ai Yu, can you get some for me too?" The snake followed Xiao Yu'er around.
"Okay, but you have to tell me a story." Xiao Yu'er turned her head happily, her eyes sparkling.
The huge snake head was wandering around, as if thinking about something. After a while, it said awkwardly: "I don't know how to tell stories."
"It's okay, it's okay, just tell me what you have seen and heard."
The snake was even more difficult. It said sadly: "I don't know anything about it. As long as I can remember, I stayed here to guard the gate. I don't know what it looks like outside."
...It's so pitiful, Xiao Yu'er felt infinite sympathy.Although it is said that he is not free now, but at least he was once free, but the poor snake brother has never been out, it is really pitiful, how can there be such a poor person?
Xiao Yu'er patted his chest and said proudly: "Brother Snake, don't worry, I have the best story, let me tell you!"
"Really?" Snake said with tears in his eyes.
"Of course." Xiao Yu'er was full of pride.
So, one snake and one person sat cross-legged like this, listening to Xiao Yu'er talk about the past, when...
Father Sun yawned and walked from one side to the other. Aunt Moon blinked her phoenix eyes and leaned against the treetop. , Kuafu chasing the sun, Chang'e chasing the moon... the talk is endless, and there is a tendency to talk about the old days.
Ai Jai waited for someone to come, so he counted his fingers and walked over to greet him. What he saw was such a harmonious scene. A certain person was dancing, dancing, and singing, and the snake head on the opposite side was listening attentively. .
Ai Zha's eyes dimmed, then he walked over and picked someone up, took out a bottle of juice and fed him a mouthful.
"You naughty little thing, you made Daddy wait for you for so long, do you think you should be punished?"
Xiao Yu'er thought of the legendary punishment, quickly shook his head and said, "No, no."
"Hehe, well, it's late at night, and it's time for us to go back."
Xiao Yuer waved his hand and said goodbye to the friend he just met: "Brother Snake, I will come to see you tomorrow."
Snake was still immersed in the plot of Monkey King's three fights against the Bone Demon, and didn't hear...
So, after a few days like this, a snake who likes to listen to stories was born... He especially likes to listen to fantasy fairy tales...
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80. Aunt...
After I came out of the extremely expensive, black-shop-like inn, my uncle said that he would take me to the best tea house here to taste delicious pastries to soothe our wounded hearts.I thought it made a lot of sense, so I took my father with me. The third uncle watched the three of us go that way, and followed him.
The first floor of the teahouse was extremely noisy, and two fat-headed and big-eared monks were talking loudly, saying that you really deserve to be No. 1 in the world, that ferocious sea snake fell under your magic wand; One said where and where, so-and-so brother, you are the same, that so-and-so ran away as soon as he saw you...
The voices of the two were so loud that the dust on the beams of the house splashed down one after another. The people present dared not speak out, so they had to put on a protective cover for themselves and drink tea with peace of mind. All I got were egg shells of different colors...
I really wanted to go there, but my father's iron arm didn't allow me, so I went up to the second floor with my arms around me. I had no choice but to withdraw my impulse and just gave them a salute.
The quality of the people on the second floor is obviously higher than that on the first floor, because I can't hear any unnecessary sounds, basically all the people are drinking tea, and the only two are whispering and covering themselves in the protective cover. I am afraid that others will listen to it.
I leaned closer to my father's ear and said softly, "Dad, it's so quiet here, why don't you all talk?"
As soon as the words fell, I felt a few gazes falling on me.
Oops, got into trouble...
But I am not an ordinary person, so I nestled in my father's arms and stared back fiercely with extremely fierce eyes.Now that I have my father as my backer, I am not afraid of anything.
"Hehe...Brother Ai, where did you abduct this child, so interesting." A charming and charming woman stood up from a table by the window sill, twisting and turning come to us.
What a seductive woman!As she walked, two-thirds of the eyes of the audience were glued to her body, wishing to take off her clothes, even I couldn't help but look and look.
But... wait a minute, Brother Ai?Who is she calling? !
I followed her direction and drew a wavy line... Daddy!
I looked back at my dad, and then discovered a tragic fact - my dad actually looked at her smiling, and he was smiling so happily!
The beautiful woman walked up to us, gave me a look of contempt, and then leaned into Dad's arms.Raising a vixen-like face, he said affectionately:
"Brother Ai...I miss you so much."
Daddy patted her head and said dotingly: "It's been so long, Xing'er is still so naughty."
"Hehe...how can I have it?" The old fox laughed so hard that his branches trembled wildly, and even used her salty pig's hands to touch Daddy's chest back and forth!It is really intolerable!
I tugged at Dad's sleeve and smiled innocently: "Daddy, who is this aunt? Why don't you introduce us?"
The aunt's face began to twist.
Daddy patted my head to signal me not to be so impolite.
Hmph, I don't care. Daddy belongs to me inside and out now, so don't give it up to others!
The third uncle next to him interjected, "This is not a place to talk, let's go inside the box first."
None of us had any objections, so we asked for a box by the window to sit down.
It's just...why does that aunt still sit next to Daddy!She still laughed so disgustingly at her father, what's more, her father still let her go!
"You are Brother Jaw's son, right?" The fox girl smiled with great interest.
"Why?" I asked angrily, really, such an old man still can't sit still, it's not as straight as I do, not leaning towards Daddy at all.
"It's nothing." The fox girl chuckled, her eyes turned wildly, "Brother Jaw often mentioned you to me, saying that you were very cute when you were young."
real?I look at Daddy.
Dad took my hand, "Don't listen to her nonsense, I never told her about you."
Great, I glared triumphantly.Lying women are so annoying!
The fox girl was not annoyed, she just kept smiling coquettishly, and said affirmatively: "Xiao Yu'er, your father never told you about his relationship with me, right? We are very close people."
What is so close between humans and foxes, I thought fiercely, but I still sneaked a glance at my father, but my father was at ease and didn't say anything.
It's definitely not a big deal if you don't say anything, at most, daddy raised a little fox for a certain period of time, and then one day the little fox transformed into a shape, and then daddy threw her away!The little fox was shivering in the snow, and then was picked up...
I was thinking happily in this room, when the uncle over there suddenly said: "Sister Xing, why are you here? Why didn't Brother Potian accompany you?"
The fox girl's complexion changed, and then she said sheepishly, "He went shopping for me."
"Let's not talk about that, we got the news that that person appeared again, so I came to inform you as soon as possible." The fox girl took out a jade slip and handed it to her father.
Dad looked at it, then sighed, and said, "We almost ran into each other on the way here."
"So you broke the pot and ran here!"
"Anyway, we can't avoid it. It's better to come here. There are more people here, which is better for us." Uncle said very bachelor.
The fox girl put away her seductive look, and said in a deep voice, "Although that man's cultivation level has declined slightly since he was injured last time, he still should not be underestimated. You should be careful, and I will help you out."
"That's it, thank you very much." Dad cupped his hands.
"What's there to thank for that?" The revived fox girl gave Dad a coquettish look, then looked at me jokingly, and said something that surprised me, "Who told you that one of you is my brother and the other is me?" younger brother, and another is my well-behaved and lovely nephew."
I was stunned and dumbfounded.
This fox girl who is said to be my aunt stretched out her hand to pinch my face and said, "It's so tender, children's faces are easy to touch." In the arms of a big man in black, the big man glanced at us coldly, then walked away with his arms around Aunt Fox.
Uncle leaned over and patted my face, and then patted, "What's wrong? Are you stupid?"
I didn't care about my uncle's bullying, so I took my father's hand and asked, "Daddy, is that person really my aunt?"
Dad didn't know what he thought of, and said sadly: "The soul is, but her current body belongs to the Tianhu family."
For a while, no one in the room spoke.Looking at the solemn atmosphere, I couldn't open my mouth, although I still have a lot of questions, for example, what kind of charades they were playing; for example, why my aunt changed from a human to a demon.
After a long time, after I basically wiped out all the pastries on the table, the three of them came back to their senses.
The uncle screamed first: "Ah, Xiao Yu'er, you actually ate it secretly. Spit it out, hurry up!" He grabbed my shoulder and shook it.
"Ahem, uncle, you murdered!" I forcefully pushed my uncle's hand away and poured myself a cup of tea.
While I was drinking tea, my uncle quickly threw the remaining cakes on the table into his mouth, kicked the third uncle's leg and said, "Hey, hurry up and tell them to bring all the cakes up."
The third uncle was not annoyed, and sent out a sound transmission talisman, which flew towards the door and sank into the door panel, causing a ripple.
It turns out that there are sound transmission symbols that can pass through the door panel. This is the first time I have seen it.
Do you want Uncle Three to teach me?I thought about it, although the sound transmission talisman that can turn looks very dazzling, but this kind of sound transmission talisman that can pass through things is not bad, it saves trouble.
Thinking of this, I suddenly remembered something that I had forgotten for a long time, that is, on the way to Fruit Star, I heard that Uncle San was the young master of a famous family of craftsmen, and then I made up my mind to ask Uncle San to teach me crafting The matter, simply, I will mention it together.
"Third uncle, please drink tea." I handed over a cup of spiritual tea.
The third uncle reached out to take it, put it in his hand, and said with interest: "It's really rare for Xiao Yu'er to be so filial." As he spoke, he stared wildly at his father.
I said sweetly: "I want to worship third uncle as my teacher."
"Adore me as a teacher?" The third uncle raised his eyebrows and smiled meaningfully, "Xiao Yu'er wants to worship me as a teacher, so what do you want me to teach you? It can't be the talisman just now."
"Wow, third uncle, you are so smart." I sent a good person card.
"I can teach you the craft of talisman making, but I don't need to be a teacher. It's enough to have a big brother to teach you." Tour took a sip from his teacup, and looked at the blue veins on the hands of the opposite person, feeling extraordinarily happy.
"But, I still want to learn something else." I hesitated.
"Oh? What is it?"
"It's just refining. I heard from my uncle that you are the young master of the weapon refining family, third uncle, so you must know how to refine weapons. Third uncle, can you teach me? Dad's skills are too poor, no matter how you teach me, I can't... ...Hey, what's the matter with you?" It's really strange, why daddy and uncle are so uncontrollably funny, and third uncle, why is your face so dark?Is what I'm telling you funny?Probably not, what I'm talking about is serious.
"Hahahaha...that's so funny, Xiao Yu'er, you actually want to ask Tur to be your teacher and learn how to forge weapons from him! Hahaha...this is really the funniest joke I've ever heard, haha..." Uncle hammered hard Touching the table, he was about to fall to the ground.
I looked at Daddy blankly, what's wrong?
Daddy also wanted to laugh, seeing how he was struggling, "Xiao Yu'er, your third uncle...cough cough, your third uncle is very talented in making weapons."
"Isn't it good to be very talented?" I don't understand, it's a good thing to be very talented, why do you laugh like this?
"...If you are very talented, you are prone to whim."
"Then?" I seemed to understand.
"Then..." The uncle happily stretched out his fingers, and said while counting: "Then he blew up his own refining room when he was three years old, his father's refining room when he was five years old, and his father's refining room when he was 15 years old." At that time, no one dared to lend him the refining room, and he was banned from refining after he blew up the family's public refining room when he was in his 50s."
Uh...those people are so pitiful...can I take back my "apprentice tea"?
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81. Immortal dance? ...
In the end, I still didn't take back my cup of apprenticeship tea, because the third uncle had already drank it all while we were discussing his "talent".What's more, I looked at the cold face of the third uncle, and I didn't dare to say, third uncle, why don't you pour me a cup of tea and pay me back the cup I just had, it would be fatal.
Walking on the street where people come and go, I have been secretly looking at the third uncle. The third uncle seems to be a talented monk with a high level of cultivation, but why is his weapon refining technique so useless?Anyway, he was also born in a famous craftsman family, so he should have learned something under his influence, just like uncle, although he is not as powerful as his father, but it is not a problem to tinker with some common pills.
"Xiao Yuer——" Third Uncle turned his head to look at me, with veins throbbing on his face, and said with a stiff face, "Can you stop looking at me like this? You've been staring at me for almost a day!"
"No way," I immediately retorted, "It's less than an hour."
The third uncle suddenly laughed: "Xiao Yu'er, do you still want to worship me as a teacher?"
I shook my head vigorously, what a joke, if I worship him as my teacher, not to mention learning the art of refining weapons, maybe after being taught by him, I can't even play with mud, then I will still have plates, saucers, teacups and teapots What about small bottles and the like?
"Then stop staring at me!" The third uncle knocked on my head and walked to the front.
I'm stingy, it doesn't matter if I look at it, it's better for my dad, no matter how many times I look at it, he won't be angry, I turned my head to look at my dad.
"Little fish."
"Ah? Daddy, what's the matter with you?" I just said, Daddy is so kind, even when I look at him like this, he is still not angry, although his smile is a bit weird now.
Dad lowered his head, leaned close to my ear, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Yu'er looks at me like that, I'm very happy, otherwise, let's go back now..."
……
I stomped on him hard and ran away.Really, how did dad become like this?He's almost becoming a pervert, he just... just licked my ear just now!
I ran to my uncle, and he looked at me defensively and said, "Xiao Yu'er, what are you doing here? I won't buy you Lingshi."
...What is this?Uncle, can't you decorate your head with food and spirit stones?
"Uncle, I have my own spirit stones." I took out a Qiankun bag. Before going out this time, in order to prevent the situation like last time, I asked my father to give me some spirit stones, and then my father threw me a hundred thousand. He also said that although there are not many spirit stones, it should be enough to buy what I want, so if I don't have enough, I will ask him for it.In fact, this is already a huge sum of money for me. Adding in the 15 from the last sale, I am already a small rich man.
"That's good, let's play, I want to see if there is anything I want here." Uncle found out that I was not looking for him for the spirit stone and continued to look left and right, looking for something he was interested in.
However, uncle, don’t tell me that I haven’t noticed yet. It turns out that we have come to a department store in the world of cultivating immortals, which specializes in selling all kinds of alchemy and alchemy materials. A jade slip of a certain skill.
"Hurry up and buy it! This is a nourishing elixir that can improve your cultivation during the Qi training period. With it, building your foundation is no longer a dream." A male monk waved the small bottle in his hand and shouted. he ran.I glanced at it and immediately turned my head back, I'm already past the Qi training period, don't.
"The low-grade spiritual weapon golden bell cover, which integrates offense and defense, and only needs to be exchanged for a protective pill!" He was also yelling, but no one paid attention to him.What is Baolingdan?Never heard of it, although I'd love to see what the Golden Bell Jar looks like, so forget it.
"Come and take a look, this is the ancient cultivator's jade slip. If you miss it, you won't have it." Hurrah, a group of people rushed over, and I squeezed in too. The legendary ancient cultivator's cultivation technique , must be very powerful.
An old man with a long beard and an amiable smile was sitting on the futon, holding a dusty and muddy jade slip in his hand, which could be seen to be a very historical jade slip. Seeing so many people gathered around him, he He said happily: "This jade slip was discovered when the old man and a few fellow Taoists went to the ancient monk's cave a few days ago. It is a treasure."
"Old man, what is recorded in this jade slip?" A handsomely dressed young man asked.
Everyone was obviously also very curious, and urged them one after another. "Yes, yes, tell us quickly."
The old grandpa was smiling, his eyes were almost blind, "Young master, you really have eyesight, this is a great supernatural power recorded on it, it is called 'Nine Transformations Absorbing Demons and Changing Spirits Dafa', as long as you practice this supernatural power , you can convert the magic energy for your own use, especially suitable for the monks who have no hope of the sea. But the old man is old and has only a few years to live, so I want to sell it and exchange some pills and spirit tools for the younger generation."
It sounds amazing, should I buy it?
"Grandpa, how many spirit stones is this Jade Brief?" I asked curiously, if it was cheap, I would buy it and send it to please Dad, who seems to like these ancient things very much.
"Hehe, young master, as long as you take out 50 spirit stones, this jade slip will be yours."
"It's so expensive, you might as well grab it!" A person next to me said what I was thinking at this time.
That's right, 50!It's better to grab it. I'd rather bury a piece of jade slip in the soil for thousands of years and then dig it up and give it to daddy than sell it.
"Friend Daoist, this price is very reasonable. If it weren't for the small restriction on the jade slip, it would be more than this price." The old man said anxiously.
"What restriction?" the noble boy asked.
"That is, only one person can read this jade slip, and this person must have a cultivation level above that of transforming gods, otherwise it will explode."
"Old man, we don't have anyone who has cultivated above the gods here, you are not lying." A middle-aged man asked suspiciously.
Everyone nodded, how could high-level monks come to this kind of exchange place similar to a vegetable market? They bought things in shops and auctions, and there were no good things outside.This old man would not have come here to deceive people because he saw that there were no high-ranking monks here and no one could verify the truth of what he said.
"How could it be?" The old man's face turned pale, and he said angrily, "I'll show you, old man." As he spoke, he threw the jade slips into the air, and cast out one after another spells. A projection shot out from the jade slip, and the method and requirements for opening it were written in ancient characters, and it also specifically stated that one must have a cultivation level above the level of a god.
In addition, there is also a short formula written on it, which is so complicated that I feel dizzy and confused.
Seeing the old man produce such conclusive evidence, everyone started whispering, this one said: "Old man, can you make it cheaper?"
The one said: "I want to buy such a powerful technique. Can anyone lend me a hundred thousand spirit stones? Xu promises to return them tomorrow!"
Another boy said: "Senior, it's really a good deal to sell such a powerful technique for only 50 spirit stones, but there are not so many spirit stones in the world. I don't know if I can use things to pay for it. There's a 1000-year-old ginseng plant on it."
The noble boy was also discussing with a servant who looked like a servant next to him, but the servant shook his head again and again, as if trying to dissuade him.
The old man shook his head and said regretfully: "This jade slip only sells spirit stones. To be honest, my grandson has taken a fancy to a set of spiritual weapons, which happens to cost 50 spirit stones, so this jade slip is not 50." Spirit stones are not for sale."
"But I don't have 50 spirit stones in my hand. How about it, senior, why don't you wait a bit, I'll go to a friend to borrow it now, and I'll be right back."
"This... well, seeing how sincere you are, I'll just wait here, go and come back quickly." The old man waved his hand, stroking his long beard, as if he decided to really wait quietly.
The young man said happily: "Well, I'll go collect the money now, it won't take more than an hour." Then he pulled away from the crowd and wanted to go out.
At this time, the noble boy ignored the obstruction of the man behind him, took out a universe bag and said, "Old man, here are 50 spirit stones, quickly give me that jade slip."
"This..." The old man hesitated as he looked at the Qiankun bag.
Seeing this scene, the young man said angrily: "Hey, this is what I saw first, such a powerful technique belongs to me."
The noble young man said contemptuously: "A poor ghost without spirit stones would be ruined by you, old man, I will give you another ten thousand spirit stones, and hurry up and give the jade slips to me."
"You...you are too much, senior, I will give you 51 spirit stones, you can sell them to me." The boy said eagerly.
"A poor ghost is a poor ghost, old man, I will give you 55 yuan, so hurry up and give me the jade slip." The noble boy arrogantly threw a Qiankun bag.
"You you you..." The boy was so angry that he couldn't speak.
The old man gave the boy an apologetic look, and then handed the jade slip to the noble boy.The noble young man got the jade slip, looked at the young man and said mockingly: "Poor ghosts are only suitable for low-level exercises, and I am more suitable for such high-level things." After saying that, he took a few people and walked away triumphantly up.
Seeing that there was no excitement, the crowd dispersed in a rush.
The old man sold his things and left in a good mood, while the unlucky boy also disappeared into the crowd dejectedly.
I stood where I was, feeling something was wrong, why this scene seemed so familiar.
Could it be... Immortal jumping...
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82. Immortal Jump! ...
"Little Yu'er, everyone is gone, what are you still standing here for?"
"Daddy," I frowned, "I feel something is wrong."
"What's wrong?" Uncle also came over.
"I don't know," I shook my head in confusion, "Anyway, I just feel that something is wrong, that old man is a bit fake, weird."
Dad smiled mysteriously, "Okay, this kind of thing is not your business, it's getting late, it's time to rest, see if there is anything else you like, then buy it back."
"Dad, do you pay?" I smiled. After the incident just now, I felt a fact, that is: Although I have 25 spirit stones, I am still a poor man!So now I have the opportunity to blackmail daddy, of course I can't be relentless.
"Look at your good performance today, no matter what you buy, it will be counted on my head." Daddy said unusually boldly.It's just that, dad, you can't say such things casually, what if I want this Canadian dollar market?You can't afford it, but fortunately I'm not interested in such a terrifying "aircraft carrier".
Take a look here and there, not to mention, I really found some good things, like some seasonings and edible fruits and vegetables.However, my uncle made fun of me a lot when he saw me pick and choose all these things.
Really, fifty steps are laughing at one hundred steps, uncle, didn't you buy a bunch of spirit wine and put it in the Qiankun bag, don't think I didn't see it.
It was getting late, we walked back slowly, passed by a stall, the young stall owner looked around blankly, in front of him was a small table full of jade slips, a little gray, looking old for a long time; there are still some crystal clear, which can be seen as new at a glance.
There is also a sign on the upper right corner of the table, with a few large characters written on it: various jade slips, one new 100 yuan spirit stone, and one old one thousand jade slips.
Dad noticed that I stared at the stall for a long time, so he pulled me over and glanced at the stall owner, who immediately got up and bowed to Dad: "I have met senior, but I don't know what orders senior has? "
"Jade slips." Dad spat out two words.
The stall owner picked up a new jade slip with a respectful expression and handed it to Dad.
Dad took the jade slip and asked me softly: "Xiao Yu'er, let's see if there is anything you want."
The reason why I am interested in this small stall is not the jade slips, but the stall owner, so I took it casually, penetrated into my consciousness, and then... opened my mouth...
This small stall is really all-encompassing and full of wonders...
More gossip...
Who's Who in the Immortal Cultivation World?Where did this come from?
Cultivation world beauty list?Sure enough, where there are men, there are beauties.
Ten secrets that the world of cultivating immortals has to tell?The corners of his mouth twitched.
The story that the eldest son and I have to tell.this……
……
relatively normal...
The Great Law of the Red Mist, the Judgment of Heaven and Earth, and the Ten Keys to Refining Artifacts...
And I'm more interested in...
The secret method of alchemy, the recipe for brewing wine and its secret, one hundred thousand non-toxic monsters in the world of cultivating immortals, one million non-toxic herbs in the world of cultivating immortals...
Dad looked at me so shocked and said softly: "Do you like them all? Then buy them all back."
"Okay, okay, but I don't want those exercises or anything." I agreed, so that I wouldn't have to worry about time being wasted, and I would read these jade slips when Dad was practicing.
The stall owner laughed so hard when he heard this, "Young Master, you really have a good eye. The jade slips I have here are all genuine and innocent, and some of them are handed down by ancient monks. They are guaranteed to be worth the money. Buy them and return them." Want to buy."
Seeing how interested I was, my uncle also came over, reached out and took a piece from the small table, and then frowned.
"This jade slip...why does it look so familiar..."
"Huh? Uncle, do you have it?" I asked curiously, if my uncle had it, then I wouldn't have to buy it, so as not to waste the spirit stone.
"No," the uncle shook his head, "I just think this color is very familiar." He turned over and over the gray jade slip in his hand.
"Maybe you saw it sometime." I also picked up a piece and studied it, but unfortunately, I didn't find anything wrong.
"Ah... I remembered, Xiaosan, come here!" Uncle shouted.
The third uncle's figure flashed and appeared beside him.
"what's up?"
The uncle handed over the jade slip in his hand and said, "Look at this jade slip."
"Huh? Isn't this what it looks like after soaking it in your accelerated water?" The third uncle touched it with his hand and explained.
"That's right, no wonder I feel very familiar. Back then, the two of us used this to make some junk look like antiques, and then took it out to buy spirit stones, making a lot of money. But then we stopped doing it and just Sold the potion formula to an old man," the uncle was triumphant.
The corner of the mouth twitched, it turned out that the liar met the liar king.Uncle, you had such a wonderful life back then. Besides being robbers, you also became liars!
The stall owner's face was blue and white, and he argued strongly: "You...don't talk nonsense, these jade slips of mine are all real!"
"I didn't say that your jade slips are not real," the uncle glanced at him, "the contents here are true, but after you copied the contents, you changed the new jade slips into ancient jade slips, and then treated them as ancient jade slips." The jade slip left by the monk is just here to buy, so the price will go up, didn’t you just use such a jade slip to cheat 55 spirit stones.”
I suddenly realized, no wonder I thought this person was weird, it turned out to be the same person as that old man, I just said, how can anyone sell such a powerful technique and still smile so happily.If I must be holding back my reluctance, I have to say that this person hasn't cultivated well yet.
The stall owner blushed: "You...you are talking nonsense!"
The third uncle chuckled, and added the last straw that broke the camel's back: "Although that jade slip is undoubtedly a fake, the exercises in it are true. Prestige, it's just..." The third uncle looked at the stall owner with a half-smile, and the stall owner's face was pale as if he wanted to be beaten by Shuang.
"Just what?" The third uncle is really a villain, so tantalizing.
"It's just a short section." Dad interjected, "The real nine-turn magic-absorbing and soul-changing Dafa is available in the Buddhist scripture pavilion at home. If you are interested, you can look for it after you go back, but don't forget to practice it." .”
"Yes, Daddy." I answered.
With a wave of my father's hand, most of the jade slips on the small table disappeared in the sunlight. Then my father took out a Qiankun bag, threw it to the petrified stall owner, and pulled me back to the inn.
I turn my head from time to time
He hurriedly took a few steps back, feeling relatively safe, Xiao Yu'er then asked, "Why are you alone? Where's Uncle Lion?"
"Oh, it went to sleep, the last time you saw the two of us was because we were changing shifts, and it went to sleep after the change."
...It turns out that they are really on shift duty...
"Then what's your name? What should I call you?" Xiao Yu'er's little abacus clattered, first establish a good relationship with him, and then everything can be discussed, maybe when he is happy, he will pass him a few words Hands-on unique skills, and then control daddy to do whatever he wants at night... Dad has gone too far recently, saying that the two of them will be separated soon, so we have to step up and work hard, and then make him do this and that and this and that... …
"Hmm..." The snake head thought for a long time, and then said: "I don't remember, no one has called my name for a long time, I almost forgot, or you can just call me 'snake', they all call me that Mine, I'm the only snake here."
It's so pitiful, it doesn't even have a name, Xiao Yu'er immediately feels unprecedented pity for it, although the name "Xiao Yu'er" doesn't suit him, and it sounds like Dad's favorite fish, but no matter how you say it, it always A name is much better than no name. If one day Daddy stops calling him by his name and only calls him "Human", then he will be very depressed.
Snake followed Xiao Yu'er and watched him turn around, walking here and there, picking up some things from time to time and putting them into the Qiankun bag, so he asked strangely: "Little Aiyu, little Aiyu, what are you doing?"
Xiao Yuer scanned the ground with his gaze, without raising his head, he said, "I'm looking to see which bird is fatter."
"What are you looking at this for?"
"A fatter bird tastes better roasted."
"Why do you want to eat it roasted? It will be fine if you swallow it all in your stomach."
Xiao Yu'er didn't know how to explain to a snake the principles of eating raw and cooked, so he had to say helplessly: "I prefer to eat it roasted."
"Oh." The snake nodded disapprovingly. Why do humans like strange things?Meat is better eaten raw, but I have been here for thousands of years, and I haven't eaten much, so I am so greedy.
"Little Ai Yu, can you get some for me too?" The snake followed Xiao Yu'er around.
"Okay, but you have to tell me a story." Xiao Yu'er turned her head happily, her eyes sparkling.
The huge snake head was wandering around, as if thinking about something. After a while, it said awkwardly: "I don't know how to tell stories."
"It's okay, it's okay, just tell me what you have seen and heard."
The snake was even more difficult. It said sadly: "I don't know anything about it. As long as I can remember, I stayed here to guard the gate. I don't know what it looks like outside."
...It's so pitiful, Xiao Yu'er felt infinite sympathy.Although it is said that he is not free now, but at least he was once free, but the poor snake brother has never been out, it is really pitiful, how can there be such a poor person?
Xiao Yu'er patted his chest and said proudly: "Brother Snake, don't worry, I have the best story, let me tell you!"
"Really?" Snake said with tears in his eyes.
"Of course." Xiao Yu'er was full of pride.
So, one snake and one person sat cross-legged like this, listening to Xiao Yu'er talk about the past, when...
Father Sun yawned and walked from one side to the other. Aunt Moon blinked her phoenix eyes and leaned against the treetop. , Kuafu chasing the sun, Chang'e chasing the moon... the talk is endless, and there is a tendency to talk about the old days.
Ai Jai waited for someone to come, so he counted his fingers and walked over to greet him. What he saw was such a harmonious scene. A certain person was dancing, dancing, and singing, and the snake head on the opposite side was listening attentively. .
Ai Zha's eyes dimmed, then he walked over and picked someone up, took out a bottle of juice and fed him a mouthful.
"You naughty little thing, you made Daddy wait for you for so long, do you think you should be punished?"
Xiao Yu'er thought of the legendary punishment, quickly shook his head and said, "No, no."
"Hehe, well, it's late at night, and it's time for us to go back."
Xiao Yuer waved his hand and said goodbye to the friend he just met: "Brother Snake, I will come to see you tomorrow."
Snake was still immersed in the plot of Monkey King's three fights against the Bone Demon, and didn't hear...
So, after a few days like this, a snake who likes to listen to stories was born... He especially likes to listen to fantasy fairy tales...
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80. Aunt...
After I came out of the extremely expensive, black-shop-like inn, my uncle said that he would take me to the best tea house here to taste delicious pastries to soothe our wounded hearts.I thought it made a lot of sense, so I took my father with me. The third uncle watched the three of us go that way, and followed him.
The first floor of the teahouse was extremely noisy, and two fat-headed and big-eared monks were talking loudly, saying that you really deserve to be No. 1 in the world, that ferocious sea snake fell under your magic wand; One said where and where, so-and-so brother, you are the same, that so-and-so ran away as soon as he saw you...
The voices of the two were so loud that the dust on the beams of the house splashed down one after another. The people present dared not speak out, so they had to put on a protective cover for themselves and drink tea with peace of mind. All I got were egg shells of different colors...
I really wanted to go there, but my father's iron arm didn't allow me, so I went up to the second floor with my arms around me. I had no choice but to withdraw my impulse and just gave them a salute.
The quality of the people on the second floor is obviously higher than that on the first floor, because I can't hear any unnecessary sounds, basically all the people are drinking tea, and the only two are whispering and covering themselves in the protective cover. I am afraid that others will listen to it.
I leaned closer to my father's ear and said softly, "Dad, it's so quiet here, why don't you all talk?"
As soon as the words fell, I felt a few gazes falling on me.
Oops, got into trouble...
But I am not an ordinary person, so I nestled in my father's arms and stared back fiercely with extremely fierce eyes.Now that I have my father as my backer, I am not afraid of anything.
"Hehe...Brother Ai, where did you abduct this child, so interesting." A charming and charming woman stood up from a table by the window sill, twisting and turning come to us.
What a seductive woman!As she walked, two-thirds of the eyes of the audience were glued to her body, wishing to take off her clothes, even I couldn't help but look and look.
But... wait a minute, Brother Ai?Who is she calling? !
I followed her direction and drew a wavy line... Daddy!
I looked back at my dad, and then discovered a tragic fact - my dad actually looked at her smiling, and he was smiling so happily!
The beautiful woman walked up to us, gave me a look of contempt, and then leaned into Dad's arms.Raising a vixen-like face, he said affectionately:
"Brother Ai...I miss you so much."
Daddy patted her head and said dotingly: "It's been so long, Xing'er is still so naughty."
"Hehe...how can I have it?" The old fox laughed so hard that his branches trembled wildly, and even used her salty pig's hands to touch Daddy's chest back and forth!It is really intolerable!
I tugged at Dad's sleeve and smiled innocently: "Daddy, who is this aunt? Why don't you introduce us?"
The aunt's face began to twist.
Daddy patted my head to signal me not to be so impolite.
Hmph, I don't care. Daddy belongs to me inside and out now, so don't give it up to others!
The third uncle next to him interjected, "This is not a place to talk, let's go inside the box first."
None of us had any objections, so we asked for a box by the window to sit down.
It's just...why does that aunt still sit next to Daddy!She still laughed so disgustingly at her father, what's more, her father still let her go!
"You are Brother Jaw's son, right?" The fox girl smiled with great interest.
"Why?" I asked angrily, really, such an old man still can't sit still, it's not as straight as I do, not leaning towards Daddy at all.
"It's nothing." The fox girl chuckled, her eyes turned wildly, "Brother Jaw often mentioned you to me, saying that you were very cute when you were young."
real?I look at Daddy.
Dad took my hand, "Don't listen to her nonsense, I never told her about you."
Great, I glared triumphantly.Lying women are so annoying!
The fox girl was not annoyed, she just kept smiling coquettishly, and said affirmatively: "Xiao Yu'er, your father never told you about his relationship with me, right? We are very close people."
What is so close between humans and foxes, I thought fiercely, but I still sneaked a glance at my father, but my father was at ease and didn't say anything.
It's definitely not a big deal if you don't say anything, at most, daddy raised a little fox for a certain period of time, and then one day the little fox transformed into a shape, and then daddy threw her away!The little fox was shivering in the snow, and then was picked up...
I was thinking happily in this room, when the uncle over there suddenly said: "Sister Xing, why are you here? Why didn't Brother Potian accompany you?"
The fox girl's complexion changed, and then she said sheepishly, "He went shopping for me."
"Let's not talk about that, we got the news that that person appeared again, so I came to inform you as soon as possible." The fox girl took out a jade slip and handed it to her father.
Dad looked at it, then sighed, and said, "We almost ran into each other on the way here."
"So you broke the pot and ran here!"
"Anyway, we can't avoid it. It's better to come here. There are more people here, which is better for us." Uncle said very bachelor.
The fox girl put away her seductive look, and said in a deep voice, "Although that man's cultivation level has declined slightly since he was injured last time, he still should not be underestimated. You should be careful, and I will help you out."
"That's it, thank you very much." Dad cupped his hands.
"What's there to thank for that?" The revived fox girl gave Dad a coquettish look, then looked at me jokingly, and said something that surprised me, "Who told you that one of you is my brother and the other is me?" younger brother, and another is my well-behaved and lovely nephew."
I was stunned and dumbfounded.
This fox girl who is said to be my aunt stretched out her hand to pinch my face and said, "It's so tender, children's faces are easy to touch." In the arms of a big man in black, the big man glanced at us coldly, then walked away with his arms around Aunt Fox.
Uncle leaned over and patted my face, and then patted, "What's wrong? Are you stupid?"
I didn't care about my uncle's bullying, so I took my father's hand and asked, "Daddy, is that person really my aunt?"
Dad didn't know what he thought of, and said sadly: "The soul is, but her current body belongs to the Tianhu family."
For a while, no one in the room spoke.Looking at the solemn atmosphere, I couldn't open my mouth, although I still have a lot of questions, for example, what kind of charades they were playing; for example, why my aunt changed from a human to a demon.
After a long time, after I basically wiped out all the pastries on the table, the three of them came back to their senses.
The uncle screamed first: "Ah, Xiao Yu'er, you actually ate it secretly. Spit it out, hurry up!" He grabbed my shoulder and shook it.
"Ahem, uncle, you murdered!" I forcefully pushed my uncle's hand away and poured myself a cup of tea.
While I was drinking tea, my uncle quickly threw the remaining cakes on the table into his mouth, kicked the third uncle's leg and said, "Hey, hurry up and tell them to bring all the cakes up."
The third uncle was not annoyed, and sent out a sound transmission talisman, which flew towards the door and sank into the door panel, causing a ripple.
It turns out that there are sound transmission symbols that can pass through the door panel. This is the first time I have seen it.
Do you want Uncle Three to teach me?I thought about it, although the sound transmission talisman that can turn looks very dazzling, but this kind of sound transmission talisman that can pass through things is not bad, it saves trouble.
Thinking of this, I suddenly remembered something that I had forgotten for a long time, that is, on the way to Fruit Star, I heard that Uncle San was the young master of a famous family of craftsmen, and then I made up my mind to ask Uncle San to teach me crafting The matter, simply, I will mention it together.
"Third uncle, please drink tea." I handed over a cup of spiritual tea.
The third uncle reached out to take it, put it in his hand, and said with interest: "It's really rare for Xiao Yu'er to be so filial." As he spoke, he stared wildly at his father.
I said sweetly: "I want to worship third uncle as my teacher."
"Adore me as a teacher?" The third uncle raised his eyebrows and smiled meaningfully, "Xiao Yu'er wants to worship me as a teacher, so what do you want me to teach you? It can't be the talisman just now."
"Wow, third uncle, you are so smart." I sent a good person card.
"I can teach you the craft of talisman making, but I don't need to be a teacher. It's enough to have a big brother to teach you." Tour took a sip from his teacup, and looked at the blue veins on the hands of the opposite person, feeling extraordinarily happy.
"But, I still want to learn something else." I hesitated.
"Oh? What is it?"
"It's just refining. I heard from my uncle that you are the young master of the weapon refining family, third uncle, so you must know how to refine weapons. Third uncle, can you teach me? Dad's skills are too poor, no matter how you teach me, I can't... ...Hey, what's the matter with you?" It's really strange, why daddy and uncle are so uncontrollably funny, and third uncle, why is your face so dark?Is what I'm telling you funny?Probably not, what I'm talking about is serious.
"Hahahaha...that's so funny, Xiao Yu'er, you actually want to ask Tur to be your teacher and learn how to forge weapons from him! Hahaha...this is really the funniest joke I've ever heard, haha..." Uncle hammered hard Touching the table, he was about to fall to the ground.
I looked at Daddy blankly, what's wrong?
Daddy also wanted to laugh, seeing how he was struggling, "Xiao Yu'er, your third uncle...cough cough, your third uncle is very talented in making weapons."
"Isn't it good to be very talented?" I don't understand, it's a good thing to be very talented, why do you laugh like this?
"...If you are very talented, you are prone to whim."
"Then?" I seemed to understand.
"Then..." The uncle happily stretched out his fingers, and said while counting: "Then he blew up his own refining room when he was three years old, his father's refining room when he was five years old, and his father's refining room when he was 15 years old." At that time, no one dared to lend him the refining room, and he was banned from refining after he blew up the family's public refining room when he was in his 50s."
Uh...those people are so pitiful...can I take back my "apprentice tea"?
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81. Immortal dance? ...
In the end, I still didn't take back my cup of apprenticeship tea, because the third uncle had already drank it all while we were discussing his "talent".What's more, I looked at the cold face of the third uncle, and I didn't dare to say, third uncle, why don't you pour me a cup of tea and pay me back the cup I just had, it would be fatal.
Walking on the street where people come and go, I have been secretly looking at the third uncle. The third uncle seems to be a talented monk with a high level of cultivation, but why is his weapon refining technique so useless?Anyway, he was also born in a famous craftsman family, so he should have learned something under his influence, just like uncle, although he is not as powerful as his father, but it is not a problem to tinker with some common pills.
"Xiao Yuer——" Third Uncle turned his head to look at me, with veins throbbing on his face, and said with a stiff face, "Can you stop looking at me like this? You've been staring at me for almost a day!"
"No way," I immediately retorted, "It's less than an hour."
The third uncle suddenly laughed: "Xiao Yu'er, do you still want to worship me as a teacher?"
I shook my head vigorously, what a joke, if I worship him as my teacher, not to mention learning the art of refining weapons, maybe after being taught by him, I can't even play with mud, then I will still have plates, saucers, teacups and teapots What about small bottles and the like?
"Then stop staring at me!" The third uncle knocked on my head and walked to the front.
I'm stingy, it doesn't matter if I look at it, it's better for my dad, no matter how many times I look at it, he won't be angry, I turned my head to look at my dad.
"Little fish."
"Ah? Daddy, what's the matter with you?" I just said, Daddy is so kind, even when I look at him like this, he is still not angry, although his smile is a bit weird now.
Dad lowered his head, leaned close to my ear, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Yu'er looks at me like that, I'm very happy, otherwise, let's go back now..."
……
I stomped on him hard and ran away.Really, how did dad become like this?He's almost becoming a pervert, he just... just licked my ear just now!
I ran to my uncle, and he looked at me defensively and said, "Xiao Yu'er, what are you doing here? I won't buy you Lingshi."
...What is this?Uncle, can't you decorate your head with food and spirit stones?
"Uncle, I have my own spirit stones." I took out a Qiankun bag. Before going out this time, in order to prevent the situation like last time, I asked my father to give me some spirit stones, and then my father threw me a hundred thousand. He also said that although there are not many spirit stones, it should be enough to buy what I want, so if I don't have enough, I will ask him for it.In fact, this is already a huge sum of money for me. Adding in the 15 from the last sale, I am already a small rich man.
"That's good, let's play, I want to see if there is anything I want here." Uncle found out that I was not looking for him for the spirit stone and continued to look left and right, looking for something he was interested in.
However, uncle, don’t tell me that I haven’t noticed yet. It turns out that we have come to a department store in the world of cultivating immortals, which specializes in selling all kinds of alchemy and alchemy materials. A jade slip of a certain skill.
"Hurry up and buy it! This is a nourishing elixir that can improve your cultivation during the Qi training period. With it, building your foundation is no longer a dream." A male monk waved the small bottle in his hand and shouted. he ran.I glanced at it and immediately turned my head back, I'm already past the Qi training period, don't.
"The low-grade spiritual weapon golden bell cover, which integrates offense and defense, and only needs to be exchanged for a protective pill!" He was also yelling, but no one paid attention to him.What is Baolingdan?Never heard of it, although I'd love to see what the Golden Bell Jar looks like, so forget it.
"Come and take a look, this is the ancient cultivator's jade slip. If you miss it, you won't have it." Hurrah, a group of people rushed over, and I squeezed in too. The legendary ancient cultivator's cultivation technique , must be very powerful.
An old man with a long beard and an amiable smile was sitting on the futon, holding a dusty and muddy jade slip in his hand, which could be seen to be a very historical jade slip. Seeing so many people gathered around him, he He said happily: "This jade slip was discovered when the old man and a few fellow Taoists went to the ancient monk's cave a few days ago. It is a treasure."
"Old man, what is recorded in this jade slip?" A handsomely dressed young man asked.
Everyone was obviously also very curious, and urged them one after another. "Yes, yes, tell us quickly."
The old grandpa was smiling, his eyes were almost blind, "Young master, you really have eyesight, this is a great supernatural power recorded on it, it is called 'Nine Transformations Absorbing Demons and Changing Spirits Dafa', as long as you practice this supernatural power , you can convert the magic energy for your own use, especially suitable for the monks who have no hope of the sea. But the old man is old and has only a few years to live, so I want to sell it and exchange some pills and spirit tools for the younger generation."
It sounds amazing, should I buy it?
"Grandpa, how many spirit stones is this Jade Brief?" I asked curiously, if it was cheap, I would buy it and send it to please Dad, who seems to like these ancient things very much.
"Hehe, young master, as long as you take out 50 spirit stones, this jade slip will be yours."
"It's so expensive, you might as well grab it!" A person next to me said what I was thinking at this time.
That's right, 50!It's better to grab it. I'd rather bury a piece of jade slip in the soil for thousands of years and then dig it up and give it to daddy than sell it.
"Friend Daoist, this price is very reasonable. If it weren't for the small restriction on the jade slip, it would be more than this price." The old man said anxiously.
"What restriction?" the noble boy asked.
"That is, only one person can read this jade slip, and this person must have a cultivation level above that of transforming gods, otherwise it will explode."
"Old man, we don't have anyone who has cultivated above the gods here, you are not lying." A middle-aged man asked suspiciously.
Everyone nodded, how could high-level monks come to this kind of exchange place similar to a vegetable market? They bought things in shops and auctions, and there were no good things outside.This old man would not have come here to deceive people because he saw that there were no high-ranking monks here and no one could verify the truth of what he said.
"How could it be?" The old man's face turned pale, and he said angrily, "I'll show you, old man." As he spoke, he threw the jade slips into the air, and cast out one after another spells. A projection shot out from the jade slip, and the method and requirements for opening it were written in ancient characters, and it also specifically stated that one must have a cultivation level above the level of a god.
In addition, there is also a short formula written on it, which is so complicated that I feel dizzy and confused.
Seeing the old man produce such conclusive evidence, everyone started whispering, this one said: "Old man, can you make it cheaper?"
The one said: "I want to buy such a powerful technique. Can anyone lend me a hundred thousand spirit stones? Xu promises to return them tomorrow!"
Another boy said: "Senior, it's really a good deal to sell such a powerful technique for only 50 spirit stones, but there are not so many spirit stones in the world. I don't know if I can use things to pay for it. There's a 1000-year-old ginseng plant on it."
The noble boy was also discussing with a servant who looked like a servant next to him, but the servant shook his head again and again, as if trying to dissuade him.
The old man shook his head and said regretfully: "This jade slip only sells spirit stones. To be honest, my grandson has taken a fancy to a set of spiritual weapons, which happens to cost 50 spirit stones, so this jade slip is not 50." Spirit stones are not for sale."
"But I don't have 50 spirit stones in my hand. How about it, senior, why don't you wait a bit, I'll go to a friend to borrow it now, and I'll be right back."
"This... well, seeing how sincere you are, I'll just wait here, go and come back quickly." The old man waved his hand, stroking his long beard, as if he decided to really wait quietly.
The young man said happily: "Well, I'll go collect the money now, it won't take more than an hour." Then he pulled away from the crowd and wanted to go out.
At this time, the noble boy ignored the obstruction of the man behind him, took out a universe bag and said, "Old man, here are 50 spirit stones, quickly give me that jade slip."
"This..." The old man hesitated as he looked at the Qiankun bag.
Seeing this scene, the young man said angrily: "Hey, this is what I saw first, such a powerful technique belongs to me."
The noble young man said contemptuously: "A poor ghost without spirit stones would be ruined by you, old man, I will give you another ten thousand spirit stones, and hurry up and give the jade slips to me."
"You...you are too much, senior, I will give you 51 spirit stones, you can sell them to me." The boy said eagerly.
"A poor ghost is a poor ghost, old man, I will give you 55 yuan, so hurry up and give me the jade slip." The noble boy arrogantly threw a Qiankun bag.
"You you you..." The boy was so angry that he couldn't speak.
The old man gave the boy an apologetic look, and then handed the jade slip to the noble boy.The noble young man got the jade slip, looked at the young man and said mockingly: "Poor ghosts are only suitable for low-level exercises, and I am more suitable for such high-level things." After saying that, he took a few people and walked away triumphantly up.
Seeing that there was no excitement, the crowd dispersed in a rush.
The old man sold his things and left in a good mood, while the unlucky boy also disappeared into the crowd dejectedly.
I stood where I was, feeling something was wrong, why this scene seemed so familiar.
Could it be... Immortal jumping...
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82. Immortal Jump! ...
"Little Yu'er, everyone is gone, what are you still standing here for?"
"Daddy," I frowned, "I feel something is wrong."
"What's wrong?" Uncle also came over.
"I don't know," I shook my head in confusion, "Anyway, I just feel that something is wrong, that old man is a bit fake, weird."
Dad smiled mysteriously, "Okay, this kind of thing is not your business, it's getting late, it's time to rest, see if there is anything else you like, then buy it back."
"Dad, do you pay?" I smiled. After the incident just now, I felt a fact, that is: Although I have 25 spirit stones, I am still a poor man!So now I have the opportunity to blackmail daddy, of course I can't be relentless.
"Look at your good performance today, no matter what you buy, it will be counted on my head." Daddy said unusually boldly.It's just that, dad, you can't say such things casually, what if I want this Canadian dollar market?You can't afford it, but fortunately I'm not interested in such a terrifying "aircraft carrier".
Take a look here and there, not to mention, I really found some good things, like some seasonings and edible fruits and vegetables.However, my uncle made fun of me a lot when he saw me pick and choose all these things.
Really, fifty steps are laughing at one hundred steps, uncle, didn't you buy a bunch of spirit wine and put it in the Qiankun bag, don't think I didn't see it.
It was getting late, we walked back slowly, passed by a stall, the young stall owner looked around blankly, in front of him was a small table full of jade slips, a little gray, looking old for a long time; there are still some crystal clear, which can be seen as new at a glance.
There is also a sign on the upper right corner of the table, with a few large characters written on it: various jade slips, one new 100 yuan spirit stone, and one old one thousand jade slips.
Dad noticed that I stared at the stall for a long time, so he pulled me over and glanced at the stall owner, who immediately got up and bowed to Dad: "I have met senior, but I don't know what orders senior has? "
"Jade slips." Dad spat out two words.
The stall owner picked up a new jade slip with a respectful expression and handed it to Dad.
Dad took the jade slip and asked me softly: "Xiao Yu'er, let's see if there is anything you want."
The reason why I am interested in this small stall is not the jade slips, but the stall owner, so I took it casually, penetrated into my consciousness, and then... opened my mouth...
This small stall is really all-encompassing and full of wonders...
More gossip...
Who's Who in the Immortal Cultivation World?Where did this come from?
Cultivation world beauty list?Sure enough, where there are men, there are beauties.
Ten secrets that the world of cultivating immortals has to tell?The corners of his mouth twitched.
The story that the eldest son and I have to tell.this……
……
relatively normal...
The Great Law of the Red Mist, the Judgment of Heaven and Earth, and the Ten Keys to Refining Artifacts...
And I'm more interested in...
The secret method of alchemy, the recipe for brewing wine and its secret, one hundred thousand non-toxic monsters in the world of cultivating immortals, one million non-toxic herbs in the world of cultivating immortals...
Dad looked at me so shocked and said softly: "Do you like them all? Then buy them all back."
"Okay, okay, but I don't want those exercises or anything." I agreed, so that I wouldn't have to worry about time being wasted, and I would read these jade slips when Dad was practicing.
The stall owner laughed so hard when he heard this, "Young Master, you really have a good eye. The jade slips I have here are all genuine and innocent, and some of them are handed down by ancient monks. They are guaranteed to be worth the money. Buy them and return them." Want to buy."
Seeing how interested I was, my uncle also came over, reached out and took a piece from the small table, and then frowned.
"This jade slip...why does it look so familiar..."
"Huh? Uncle, do you have it?" I asked curiously, if my uncle had it, then I wouldn't have to buy it, so as not to waste the spirit stone.
"No," the uncle shook his head, "I just think this color is very familiar." He turned over and over the gray jade slip in his hand.
"Maybe you saw it sometime." I also picked up a piece and studied it, but unfortunately, I didn't find anything wrong.
"Ah... I remembered, Xiaosan, come here!" Uncle shouted.
The third uncle's figure flashed and appeared beside him.
"what's up?"
The uncle handed over the jade slip in his hand and said, "Look at this jade slip."
"Huh? Isn't this what it looks like after soaking it in your accelerated water?" The third uncle touched it with his hand and explained.
"That's right, no wonder I feel very familiar. Back then, the two of us used this to make some junk look like antiques, and then took it out to buy spirit stones, making a lot of money. But then we stopped doing it and just Sold the potion formula to an old man," the uncle was triumphant.
The corner of the mouth twitched, it turned out that the liar met the liar king.Uncle, you had such a wonderful life back then. Besides being robbers, you also became liars!
The stall owner's face was blue and white, and he argued strongly: "You...don't talk nonsense, these jade slips of mine are all real!"
"I didn't say that your jade slips are not real," the uncle glanced at him, "the contents here are true, but after you copied the contents, you changed the new jade slips into ancient jade slips, and then treated them as ancient jade slips." The jade slip left by the monk is just here to buy, so the price will go up, didn’t you just use such a jade slip to cheat 55 spirit stones.”
I suddenly realized, no wonder I thought this person was weird, it turned out to be the same person as that old man, I just said, how can anyone sell such a powerful technique and still smile so happily.If I must be holding back my reluctance, I have to say that this person hasn't cultivated well yet.
The stall owner blushed: "You...you are talking nonsense!"
The third uncle chuckled, and added the last straw that broke the camel's back: "Although that jade slip is undoubtedly a fake, the exercises in it are true. Prestige, it's just..." The third uncle looked at the stall owner with a half-smile, and the stall owner's face was pale as if he wanted to be beaten by Shuang.
"Just what?" The third uncle is really a villain, so tantalizing.
"It's just a short section." Dad interjected, "The real nine-turn magic-absorbing and soul-changing Dafa is available in the Buddhist scripture pavilion at home. If you are interested, you can look for it after you go back, but don't forget to practice it." .”
"Yes, Daddy." I answered.
With a wave of my father's hand, most of the jade slips on the small table disappeared in the sunlight. Then my father took out a Qiankun bag, threw it to the petrified stall owner, and pulled me back to the inn.
I turn my head from time to time
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