The happy life of the little fish in another world
Chapter 1 My name is 'Ai Yu'
Let’s go down a whole level, don’t talk about the Dao in the future, it will be even more difficult to advance to refine the void again, if this is the case..."
"Little brother, I didn't regret making such a decision at the beginning, and now no matter what you say, I won't regret it." Ai Zhan looked at him firmly,
Under such gaze, Ai Qing felt very sad when the respected elder brother pleaded in such a way, but she still gritted her teeth and said with difficulty: "I know, I will take good care of him."
"Thank you, Xiaoqing." Ai Jai said sincerely.
but……
"I told you not to call me Xiaoqing!" Ai Qing was embarrassed and shouted angrily.
"Hehe, but your name is indeed 'Xiaoqing'."
"Don't bark!!!"
"Ha ha……"
Outside the house, a man in a blue robe looked up at the sky, smiling very honestly and kindly.
The sky is blue and white, the sun is shining brightly.
Symbolizes that everything will be fine, doesn't it?
35. Fanwai [-] How did they get to Guiyuanxing
It is said that because he was injured before he was born, Xiao Yuer (actually Xiao Yuer was not called "Xiao Yuer" at that time, his father called him "little thing", but for convenience, except for his father's title, They are all called "little fish".) They are thin and small, not much bigger than Ai Zha's palm, and they speak like a kitten, Ai Zha is very worried.
You have to know, as a man, especially one who has never been married, never gave birth to... Well, it’s not quite right, he has "born" a son, although it was "planted", it should be said, there is no There are some things that a man who is married and has not taken care of children normally does not understand.He has no experience with children, especially a small and tender one, no bigger than a palm.
But you also need to know that as a well-known genius in the world of cultivating immortals, especially a gifted father who loves children very much, his learning ability is unlimited, and the years of his existence in the world of cultivating immortals are calculated in "ten thousand years" Under conditions……
The world of cultivating immortals has existed for tens of thousands of years. Although the idea of "Ascension to the Upper Realm" has always been the mainstream thought in the world of cultivating immortals with an overwhelming victory, there are always only a few people who can ascend every year, or none at all. During this period, there will always be some people who do not have that predestined relationship.
Among the majority of people, plus the small group of people who can ascend, there are always some people who are not ascetic monks. Therefore, in order to pass on their skills, or knowledge, those "people with lofty ideals" "I always choose to record it, so there are countless strange jade slips in the world of cultivating immortals, and they emerge in endlessly.
Under such conditions, Ai Zha studied the jade slips hard, such as "How to raise a thousand spirit beasts", "How to take care of a sick pet", "Intractable diseases in the world of cultivating immortals", "Rare treasures in the world of cultivating immortals". "And so on, etc., he read it over and over.
Not to mention, a genius is really different. After studying endlessly, he has really summed up a suitable parenting method for Xiao Yuer. Of course, the "suitable" here refers to it in his mind. We cannot It is expected that a handsome and noble son can suddenly become a 24-filial good father, after all, everything must have a process.
All in all, Ai Jai summed up a good way to make his beloved little fish grow up healthily. He was very happy and decided to implement it immediately.
First of all, as a stunted late-born baby, Xiao Yuer had many shortcomings when he was a child. Among these shortcomings, one of the biggest shortcomings was that his resistance was very weak.At that time, there were no cold medicines and antipyretic tablets, but as a famous alchemist in the world of cultivating immortals, the most indispensable thing in Ai Zha's hand was pills, not to mention just to cure Xiao Yu'er's illness, even if it was just eating one and playing with one It's okay to throw one, so Xiao Yu'er's illness will be cured soon.
However, as the saying goes, everything has two sides, and the weak little fish at a young age is caused by the pills of today and tomorrow!Overeating, he slowly developed antibodies to those pills!What's more serious is that a lot of medicinal properties have accumulated in his body. If he doesn't guide it well, he will be in danger of exploding. This is a big event, a very important event!
Earlier, Ai Zha had expected that Xiao Yu'er was so small that he might not be able to absorb those pills, so he reduced and reduced the pills given to Xiao Yu'er, one became three, and three became one... Cough cough, no, all in all, it was painstaking, who knows, people are not as good as heaven, Xiao Yu'er still got the idea, and his face turned red day by day.
The red here is not rosy in white, nor is it over-nutrition, but a crisis of body explosion if you are not careful!
Ai Zha saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart. At this time, the importance of age and knowledge was once again shown. An old monk who was much older than Ai Zha and was familiar with jade slips gave him an idea: live.
That is to say, since the little fish has indigestion, then save those nutrients and let the little fish absorb it by itself when it grows up a bit.
This is really a good idea, and Ai Jai agreed immediately, but this method has a big disadvantage, that is, for a long time, Xiao Yu'er may have to lie on the bed, unable to move, why?The reason is simple, his body can't bear it.
Speaking of this, the problem came up again, Xiao Yuer had to lie on the bed for a long time, unable to protect himself, but due to his particularity (a great tonic that everyone envied), Ai Jaw's skills regressed again So much, so what about his safety?
Of course, this question is not difficult for the father who loves his son so much, so, on a dark and stormy night, the father and son disappeared like this... Of course, the Ai family also disappeared together. Countless rare treasures and panacea, spiritual fruit and spiritual grass...
So, where did the father and son go?The answer is Guiyuanxing, a small place that is not even on the map of the world of cultivating immortals. There is nothing there, and it is a place that a normal cultivator would not go to.
After coming to Guiyuan Star, he carefully found a beautiful and very hidden place and set up a tight formation. Only then did Ai Zha feel relieved a little, took out the house and arranged it on the open space, Ai Zha went in and took the little fish Put it on the fur of the soft seventh-level monster beast, the Ice Flame Tiger.
The Frost Flame Tiger's fur is considered a treasure in the world of cultivating immortals. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. It is necessary for home and travel. Long-term use can also improve aptitude.
In order to keep Xiao Yuer from blowing the wind, Ai Zha wrapped him up tightly. Xiao Yuer was very obedient, never crying or fussing. He was playing with his fingers with great interest. Seeing Ai Zha's smiling face, The little fish was spitting bubbles happily.
Seeing the cuteness of the little thing, Ai Jai suddenly felt that everything was worth it.
Stretching out his fingers maliciously to burst the bubble, Ai Jai tenderly looked at the little thing staring at him, his heart softened.
"Little thing, this will be our home from now on, are you happy?"
"Yeah..." The little thing waved his little hands and feet, trying to turn over, but because he was too weak, he failed.
"Hehe," Ai Jaw lowered his head to kiss him, but he didn't know if the little thing did it on purpose, the outstretched little foot just kicked him in the face, it looked like Ai Jaw deliberately lowered his head to get kicked Same.
"Giggle..."
Ai Zha didn't know whether to laugh or cry, stretched out his hand to pinch Xiao Yu'er's little nose, and said helplessly: "You
35. Extra Story ([-]-[-])...
This naughty little thing. "
"Giggle..." Xiao Yu'er danced her little hands and feet, revealing her gums with a few small glutinous rice, and smiled very happily.
36. Extra Story Three and Four
Little Yu'er was bullied by her father
When Xiao Yu'er was over two years old, he was able to speak, but he was not fluent. He could only speak a few sentences at a time.
Guiyuan Valley was still very small at that time, not as big as it will be in the future. There were only father and son living there, and at that time Xiaoyuer was still a dying little fish who was sick, either soaking in potion or lying on the bed every day.Due to physical reasons, Xiao Xiaoyu'er can only turn over occasionally, and can't do anything else.
Ai Jai is afraid that he will be scared if he is alone, so he always stays by his side. Xiao Feifei is also very understanding, flying up and down from time to time and doing some cute moves to please the little master.
This idea and method is very good. Although Xiao Yuer couldn't move around at the beginning, his father would accompany him every day, and he would tell him some fairy stories from time to time (at that time, Xiao Yuer hadn't clearly known him. I came to an incredible place, so I took those real stories as legendary stories), so Xiao Xiaoyuer is happy every day.
However, the good times don't last long, especially after Xiao Yuer can speak, things become different...
You have to know that human beings live in groups, that is to say, human beings cannot live without human beings. Of course, as immortal cultivators, this extraordinary human being is different from ordinary human beings. This difference is reflected in their special ability to endure loneliness.
There is a reason for this, because as an immortal cultivator who dares to fight against the sky, he is also very resistant to loneliness, otherwise he would retreat every now and then and still not die of loneliness?
Uh, pull it away, pull it back
All in all, after Xiao Yuer was able to speak, things slowly changed...
Ai Zha is a male monk who has practiced for more than 1000 years and has never been married or in a relationship, so he has never given birth to a child. Ahem, no, it should be a male monk who has never raised a child, so he has grown up so much, and he has never seen him. Such a small and cute glutinous rice dumpling.
When his younger brother was born, due to special reasons, he did not see him as a child. Xiaoqinger was already 10 years old when the two brothers met for the first time.
So, as Xiao Yu'er's body improved step by step, Xiao Yu'er began to speak intermittently, and the evil emotions accumulated deep in Ai Zha's heart suddenly exploded...
Such a small, soft and cute glutinous rice dumpling can also tremblingly call "Daddy" in a soft and cute voice, hugging itself tightly with small hands and feet (lying! That's because you put others Lift it up with your hands! Xiao Yuer only does this because he is afraid that he will fall!), that way, not to mention how cute it is...
So, Ai Jai is immersed in the joy of teasing Xiao Yuer day by day (?)...
On this day, Ai Zhu took out some spiritual jade milk (Since the little fish was "planted", when he was young, he couldn't eat the food of the secular world for the sake of his stomach, so Ai Zha found it Give him the precious spiritual jade milk used to improve his potential), this rare emulsion is fragrant and rich in spiritual energy, and the little fish likes it very much.
So, after Xiao Yu'er saw it, she happily called out "Yeah", "Daddy... eat..."
Ai Zha also smiled happily. He put on a gratified smile and said, "Xiao Yu'er is really filial. If you let Daddy eat such delicious lotion, Daddy will not be polite."
Then happily watched Xiao Yu'erkuai's small face turn from happiness to astonishment, slowly put the bottle close to his lips, and drank the lotion inside...
After eating, he said with great interest: "Well, it tastes really good."
Xiao Yu'er was still very young at the time, a naive and lovely child. Similarly, he didn't know the true nature of his father. His first reaction at that time was that he had said something wrong. Because of his anxiety, what he said It's "Daddy... eat..." Although what he wanted to express was "Daddy... for Yuer... to eat..." But he was still young and couldn't speak well, so he said "Daddy... eat... ..."
Well, as a traveler with a sound mind, this kind of low-level mistake really shouldn't be made. Although he still can't speak well, it's not his fault that he can't speak well, but it's his fault that he has nothing to eat because of his wrong words. It's wrong.So Xiao Yu'er worked hard a few times, and managed to say a few more words: "Daddy... give... Yu (Yu)... eat..."
Yes, because he was too anxious, Xiao Yu'er made another mistake, he said "Yu" as "Yu", so Xiao Yu'er once again watched helplessly as his dear dad poured out his long-cherished jade breasts. On the jade floor...
When it was over, he said in a low voice: "Okay, little thing, Daddy gave it to 'Yu' to eat as you said, oh, why don't you want to eat it, little thing? This Lingyu frankincense is sweet and delicious. gone."
Now Xiao Yu'er was about to cry, of course, he was not angry, he was still young at that time, and he hadn't recognized the sinister heart of so-and-so at times.He was in a hurry. As a modern person, he actually went hungry because he couldn't express himself smoothly!What a shame!
And, most importantly, he is hungry, he is now growing his body (???), he hasn't eaten for several hours, can he not be hungry?
So, for the fragrant and sweet lotion, Xiao Yu'er spoke directly again.
"Daddy... Yuyu is hungry..."
Xiao Yu'er has his little finger in his mouth, his mouth is pouting, and his eyes are full of tears. He looks so cute, and everyone who sees him can't wait to pick the stars and the moon for him.
However, Ai Zha is not an ordinary person, he is a well-known cold-hearted person in the world of cultivating immortals, so when he saw this little fish, he smiled more and more gently.
"Little thing, it's really a pity. The last spirit jade milk has just been poured out. You have nothing to eat today, little thing."
Xiao Yu'er flattened his mouth, this time he really wanted to cry.
The child is not always hungry, besides, Ai Jai has learned the lesson that every time he feeds the little fish, he will not be full. He adopts the strategy of eating less and more meals, so that it is not enough for the meal every time. The little fish was hungry.
"Wow... Daddy... Yuyu is hungry... Woooo..."
Crying sounded again in the sky above Guiyuan Valley...
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Today is a very great day, Xiao Yuer is already three years old, what can a three-year-old child do?Xiao Yu'er is not very clear about what happened when he was three years old in his previous life, but he has just arrived at the age of three in this life, and he hasn't had time to think deeply.
But now to celebrate this rare birthday, Xiao Yuer decided to do something equally great, that is—practice crawling!He decided to climb from one end of the bed to the other end of the bed!Of course, this decision was made by him just now. It has nothing to do with the happy fruit on the white jade table at the end of the bed. Xiao Yuer is a good boy, so he doesn't want to eat that fruit I decided to climb over it hard, absolutely not!
But, then again, Xiaoyao Guo is not just delicious, it is really, really delicious!Last time my dad ate half of it for me, and then I felt light all over, as if I was in heaven.And, when I was sleeping at night, I had a dream.
do you know what i dreamedI dreamed about chicken legs!Do you know what chicken legs are?It's chicken legs, roasted and fragrant, and coated with honey, cumin, and chili powder. When you bite into it, it's crispy and tender.
The little fish lay on the soft unknown animal skin, stretched out his little hands, kicked his calves, doing warm-up activities, and of course, took the time to wipe his saliva from time to time.
Although after nearly three years of treatment, this small body is still a little weak, but it doesn't matter, chicken leg, chicken leg, here I come...
oops...
The little fish turned over vigorously, but his little arms went limp, and his whole body fell into the soft fur. He changed from a lying little fish to a crouching little fish...
The little fish sucked his little nose, forced the tears back, and then, like a small bug, arched, arched, arched, arched, slowly arched his little butt, and then pushed harder, and sat back...
oops...
looked up...
It turned back into the soft fur like it was at the beginning...
Woohoo, although the fur is very soft and comfortable to lie on, but what I want is chicken legs, delicious chicken legs...
It's not this one, although it is soft and exudes a fragrance, it is not sweet at all. I don't know what kind of animal hair it is...
Work hard, work hard, the future is bright, although the road is a bit tortuous, but it is not in the way, I have to go back to the original place before Dad shows up!
But... It seems that if you have to rely on climbing, I don't know how long it will take to be able to climb over there...
Xiao Yuer thinks and thinks, Xiao Yuer thinks hard, while thinking, waving his little hands and feet and dancing over and over on the bed, but the result is too absorbed in thinking, and if he doesn't pay attention, the whole person turns over in a circle...
After turning around in a circle, Xiao Yuer was very uncomfortable because the fur under his body was a little cold and no longer warm, but soon his dissatisfaction disappeared because he found that he moved!what does that mean?Move=climb=Xiaoyaoguo=chicken legs! ! !
So Xiao Yu'er supported the soft fur under her body with her small hands, and then rolled hard...
So, on that piece of white fur, a group of small red things rolled around, accidentally, rolled crookedly, oops, turned back again...
Finally, after going through untold hardships, Xiao Yuer successfully arrived at the destination - the end of the bed.
Just as Xiao Yu'er was panting slightly, and was about to make persistent efforts to stand up while holding onto the railing at the end of the bed, the door opened with a sound of "Yeah"...
As soon as Xiao Yu'er heard the doorbell, he thought of his father, the spiritual lotion from last time, and the Xiaoyao fruit on the table...
So, he stood up suddenly and grabbed the table, wanting to strike first.
but……
As the breeze blew, the Xiaoyao fruit on the table disappeared into a pair of white and slender hands.
"Oh, it's great that my little thing can stand up, Daddy kiss." As he said that, Ai Zha picked up Xiao Yu'er and kissed him on the face.
Xiao Yu'er stared straight at the chicken leg... oh no...it was Xiaoyaoguo, suddenly the light bulb flickered, and he figured it out.
"Daddy," Xiao Yu'er looked at Ai Jaw expectantly.
"What's wrong? Little thing?"
"Daddy, I have learned to walk, shouldn't Daddy reward me?"
There was a gleam in Ai Zha's eyes, and he said with a smile, "Well, it seems to make sense."
Xiao Yu'er pretended not to hear the word "as if", and asked directly: "Then how will Daddy reward you?"
"Well..." Ai Zha stretched out his hand, and a dozen pieces of soft fur appeared on the bed, and then Ai Zha carefully placed the little fish in the middle of the fur. The fur is extremely soft, let alone more than a dozen pieces connected together , so the little fish was submerged in the fur at once, only a small head was exposed.
Ai Zha continued to laugh, then took out the Happy Fruit and shook it in front of Xiao Yu'er's eyes.
Xiao Yu'er's eyes lit up immediately.
Seeing Xiao Yu'er like this, Ai Jai smiled even more happily, but after a while, he said: "Originally, Dad thought that the little thing hadn't learned to walk for so long, so he decided to give this 'Xiaoyaoguo' to Xiaoyu'er." You eat, so that you can increase some aura, so that you can learn to walk quickly, but since the little thing can already walk, let’s forget about this ‘Xiaoyaoguo’, so that you don’t have indigestion again. Anyway, Dad happens to have some If you are thirsty, let daddy do it for you."
As he spoke, he put the fruit to his mouth and took a bite. Suddenly, a sweet smell spread in the room...
Xiao Yu'er saw that the results of his hard work for so long were gone, and wanted to get up, but there were more than a dozen pieces of soft fur... So, Xiao Yu'er fell on the soft fur again...
"Wow... Daddy bullies people... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
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36, extra six...
One day after a long time, Xiao Yuer suddenly ran up to Ai Jai, hesitating to speak.
"Huh?" Ai Jai put down the jade slip in his hand and asked in question.
"It's nothing..." Xiao Yu'er said nothing, but his eyes were evasive, and it was obvious that it was "something".Obviously, it was difficult to talk about this matter, so he wanted to find a step to walk down.
"Oh." Hearing this, Ai Zha picked up the jade slip, closed his eyes and thought deeply, as if immersed in the mysterious world.
"Daddy..." Xiao Yu'er pursed her lips, tugging at his sleeve in reluctance.
"Huh?" Ai Jai looked over gently.
"No……"
Ai Zha picked up the jade slip again, ready to continue reading.
"Daddy—" Xiao Yu'er shouted loudly, his eyes widened, "won't you ask me what's the matter?"
Ai Jai looked at him like this, and said kindly: "Then what's the matter with you?"
"...No..." Xiao Yu'er felt that his own strength hit a ball of cotton, which was soft and useless, and he was very aggrieved, so he left in despair.
In the distance, Ai Qing looked at Xiao Yu'er and patted him comfortingly, but she laughed: "Why, you can't even ask this? You are so shameless."
This word "too poor" was taught by Xiao Yu'er, and now this word is being used to describe himself in reverse, Xiao Yu'er's face became hot, and he argued strongly: "That's not it! I'm just... I'm just..."
"Just what?" Ai Qing looked optimistic.
"...It's just...it's just that the sun is too hot right now, so I don't want to ask. I'll ask when the sun goes down." Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes and blurted out. , If you want to ask your father about that kind of thing, of course you have to be well prepared.That's right, you need to be well prepared. As the saying goes, don't fight an unprepared battle. This shows the importance of being fully prepared. When you are fully prepared, questions will naturally come out.
"Really?" Ai Qing expressed doubts.
"Of course, just watch it, I will definitely tell you tomorrow." Xiao Yu'er vowed.
……
Here, Ai Zha is holding a jade slip in his hand, on which is engraved a complex formation, but his mind is completely out of it. Now, what emerges in his mind is the question that the two people discussed: When did you fall in love with Xiaoyuer...
That's a really good question...
At first, at least before he was born, I didn't have this idea. Although I loved him very much, it was also the love between father and son. I wanted him to grow up safely and give him the best. Everything, so that he can break away from himself one day and gain a foothold in the cruel world of cultivating immortals.
So, when did this relationship start to deteriorate?Is it the loneliness and loneliness revealed in the soft little ball when I was a child; or in the later day and night together, taking care of myself like a little adult, although I don't need it; or, he said: We will always be together. not separate...
It's a long road to life, if you walk alone, how lonely it is, I know it, for thousands of years, with the improvement of cultivation, it is accompanied by the infinite enlargement of the inner emptiness.Daddy is accompanied by her father, and Ai Qing also has Tour by her side...
I've been lonely for too long, so after I got the baby fruit, I didn't hesitate to drip blood to cultivate it, no matter what, that kind of madness...
In fact, it really doesn't matter when they fell in love, the important thing is that they are already together, and they will still be together in the future tens of thousands of years...
The author has something to say: I wrote a lot of extra beginnings, such as their travels in the future, coming to modern times, etc., but they are all just beginnings... After writing the beginnings, they get stuck there... (As soon as I write There are various cards outside the episode)
So this article will be finished first, and those who wait for me to finish writing one day will open a new hole
Hold your head and float away...
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37. Chapter Seven...
Listen to the monster castle talk about the past ([-])
On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, a certain day, Xiao Yu'er ran outside again, and grabbed his uncle. This time, his purpose was not to listen to the story, but he got the news that someone wanted to come Kicking the pavilion... Ah, I'm not here to ask for medicine.What an exciting thing this is, Xiao Yu'er is particularly interested in this unusual "doorway".So he arranged the invisibility formation, sat on the side with a small bench, and took out a bunch of melon and fruit snacks on the table, eating with relish.
Unknowingly, the sun has already set to the west, but the person who is said to beg for medicine is still nowhere to be seen. Xiao Yu'er lay down on the table in disappointment, and said listlessly, "Uncle, why haven't you come yet?"
"Wait a little longer." Ai Qing ate melon seeds comfortably, turning a blind eye to Xiao Yu'er's anxiety.
"I've been waiting for a long, long time..." The star flowers next to it are about to bloom...
"Be patient." Ai Qing continued to eat melon seeds slowly.
"I can't be patient..." Xiao Yu'er grabbed a flower, tore off one piece: come; tore off another piece: no; tore off another piece: come...tear off the penultimate piece: come...
Xiao Yu'er frowned, puffed out his cheeks and let out a breath, the lonely petal on the branch drifted away with the wind...
So, the last piece is: come on!
Xiao Yu'er stared at the front with burning eyes.
At sunset, the sunset showed a smiling face, and the light flashed. Three figures fell on the open space. One was a handsome young man in a white robe holding a feather fan in his hand, the other was an old man with ragged clothes and hair like straw, and the other It was a young man with a sallow complexion who looked like he was malnourished.
"Uncle, Uncle, look, someone is coming." Xiao Yu'er said excitedly, holding Ai Qing's arm and pointing to the front.
Ai Qing glanced up, and continued to eat melon seeds with her head down. These melon seeds were baked by Xiaoyuer with butter, and they were fragrant and tangy. They were much more interesting than those toys that often appeared at the door. Moreover, Xiaoyuer was not free now, so it was even more interesting. Eat more.
Xiao Yu'er had no choice but to ignore him and watch with relish.
However, after watching for a while, the corner of his mouth twitched, he pushed the person next to him, and asked, "Uncle, what are they doing?"
Ai Qing looked up again, and praised: "Hey, this group of people are pretty smart."
Xiao Yu'er was 12 perplexed. After the three arrived, they got together and discussed together, and then they separated one meter away, each pouring some powder and water of various colors on their bodies, Frowning sideways.How is it now?Hosting a self-cooking competition?
"Uncle, what are they doing?"
"They're pouring stuff on themselves."
"..." Xiao Yuer rolled his eyes.
"Okay, they are painting something on themselves, so as not to be spit out by the guardian monster later."
Not being spit out by...?Xiao Yuer's eyes widened, unable to believe what he heard.
"What's so strange about this? If you want to enter this door, you first have to be swallowed by the guardian monster and turn around a few times. You can only enter the next level if you can hold it."
"How many times?"
"Yes, just turn a few times." Ai Qing stretched out her hand and drew a circle in mid-air, showing the extent of the turn, and then said regretfully: "This year is the polar turtle on duty, he is the laziest, So it will probably take another day, in fact, you can’t see anything when you come here, and they will be spit out tomorrow, and that’s good.”
Turn a day called 'turn a few times'?
"Uncle, what's it like to spin a lot?" Xiao Yu'er felt as if he had entered into a misunderstanding.
"Well, it depends on which guardian monster it is. I remember that snake is the favorite to play with. Once he swallowed a person. He turned and turned for a whole year, and then he forgot to vomit the person. I went to sleep when I came out. The unlucky ghost stayed in the snake's belly for 100 years. It is said that the snake finally remembered that he was skinny and skinny when he vomited him out. From then on, anyone who came to challenge him would fall Some powder or something on my body..."
"Spit them out quickly so that the guardian monsters can't stand it?" It's like sneezing when you smell the pepper, and you can't stand it when you sneeze and spit them out, so the first level is over.
"Of course not," Ai Qing said with an idiotic look in her eyes, "Guardian monsters have no sense of taste or smell."
"Then why did you make yourself like this?" Xiao Yu'er pointed to the three freshly baked "turkeys" and asked.
"Don't underestimate these powders. If I'm not wrong, they can last for at least 100 years."
"Why do you want to do this?"
"In this way, if the guardian monster really falls asleep and forgets to spit out the person, then these colors will tell others that someone is in the guardian monster's stomach so that he can be rescued."
Xiao Yu'er looked at the colorful scene in the stomach of the polar black tortoise, and was silent.
"Hey, no, Uncle, they are here to ask for medicine. Wouldn't it be a waste of time to stay in the belly of the guardian monster for 100 years? It’s long since there are no bones left.”
"They are here to ask for medicine, but what they ask for is not medicine." Ai Qing scratched her head, obviously not knowing what to explain, and said after a while, "Actually, what they are asking for is not medicine, but spiritual energy, the spiritual energy of Ai's family The degree of richness is one of the best in the world of cultivating immortals. This gate has been here for many years, and it has accumulated a lot of aura from the Ai family. Therefore, they are here to retreat, to absorb the aura in the belly of the guardian monster, if it is to seek medicine If you want to go to the medicine hall opened by the eldest brother, of course, if you can really pass all the checkpoints here, you can also visit the Ai family and learn the unique alchemy of the Ai family."
Xiao Yu'er stared at the sky speechlessly... There are so many wonders in the world... There are actually people who ran into the stomachs of monsters to practice kung fu, even though these monsters only have souls...
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38, extra eight...
Listen to the monster castle talk about the past ([-])
Later, on a certain day in a certain year and a certain month, Xiao Yu'er felt extremely bored, and didn't want to be a farmer or a cook. He just wanted to listen to people tell stories, especially the adventure stories in the world of cultivating immortals.He is determined to travel every inch of the world of cultivating immortals, but his father said that he is too dangerous to go alone, so he is not allowed to go, so he is staying here now.There is a saying that if a scholar does not go out, he can know the affairs of the world, and it is not bad to wander through other people's narration.
But no one in the family told him stories. The two kung fu fanatics, Daddy and Uncle Three, savored life with teacups; Uncle hid in the alchemy room by himself while muttering and throwing some messy things into it. , And from time to time, a strange laugh of "giggle...hahaha...quack...".
And great-uncle great-fifth also doesn't have this spare time, he is busy teaching the former little white rabbit who just learned to transform into a human form but still has rabbit ears and rabbit paws to walk, and the little white rabbit, he still can't Telling stories, besides, the little white rabbit can't speak fluently, and only the fifth great-uncle has the time to listen to him spit out every word; A newly-acquainted little peacock girl has gone to sleep and fly together!
So, turning around, Xiao Yuer thought of those guardian beasts at the door. They have lived for so long, so there must be something at the bottom of the box. The anecdotes and strange things he saw were also good, so he exchanged several unequal treaties for a control token from Ai Jia, and went out happily.
The door of Ai's house still looks so neat and bright, spotless, and there is no smell of other strangers at all.Also, if everyone knows that there are ferocious monsters running over here, then he is either talented or sick.
The castle still looks so strange, but it has changed from a distorted 45° to a less distorted 75°, essentially the same.A long, smoky snake hovered above it, and the little fish tilted his head to look for a long time, but still couldn't find its head.
"Little brother, I didn't regret making such a decision at the beginning, and now no matter what you say, I won't regret it." Ai Zhan looked at him firmly,
Under such gaze, Ai Qing felt very sad when the respected elder brother pleaded in such a way, but she still gritted her teeth and said with difficulty: "I know, I will take good care of him."
"Thank you, Xiaoqing." Ai Jai said sincerely.
but……
"I told you not to call me Xiaoqing!" Ai Qing was embarrassed and shouted angrily.
"Hehe, but your name is indeed 'Xiaoqing'."
"Don't bark!!!"
"Ha ha……"
Outside the house, a man in a blue robe looked up at the sky, smiling very honestly and kindly.
The sky is blue and white, the sun is shining brightly.
Symbolizes that everything will be fine, doesn't it?
35. Fanwai [-] How did they get to Guiyuanxing
It is said that because he was injured before he was born, Xiao Yuer (actually Xiao Yuer was not called "Xiao Yuer" at that time, his father called him "little thing", but for convenience, except for his father's title, They are all called "little fish".) They are thin and small, not much bigger than Ai Zha's palm, and they speak like a kitten, Ai Zha is very worried.
You have to know, as a man, especially one who has never been married, never gave birth to... Well, it’s not quite right, he has "born" a son, although it was "planted", it should be said, there is no There are some things that a man who is married and has not taken care of children normally does not understand.He has no experience with children, especially a small and tender one, no bigger than a palm.
But you also need to know that as a well-known genius in the world of cultivating immortals, especially a gifted father who loves children very much, his learning ability is unlimited, and the years of his existence in the world of cultivating immortals are calculated in "ten thousand years" Under conditions……
The world of cultivating immortals has existed for tens of thousands of years. Although the idea of "Ascension to the Upper Realm" has always been the mainstream thought in the world of cultivating immortals with an overwhelming victory, there are always only a few people who can ascend every year, or none at all. During this period, there will always be some people who do not have that predestined relationship.
Among the majority of people, plus the small group of people who can ascend, there are always some people who are not ascetic monks. Therefore, in order to pass on their skills, or knowledge, those "people with lofty ideals" "I always choose to record it, so there are countless strange jade slips in the world of cultivating immortals, and they emerge in endlessly.
Under such conditions, Ai Zha studied the jade slips hard, such as "How to raise a thousand spirit beasts", "How to take care of a sick pet", "Intractable diseases in the world of cultivating immortals", "Rare treasures in the world of cultivating immortals". "And so on, etc., he read it over and over.
Not to mention, a genius is really different. After studying endlessly, he has really summed up a suitable parenting method for Xiao Yuer. Of course, the "suitable" here refers to it in his mind. We cannot It is expected that a handsome and noble son can suddenly become a 24-filial good father, after all, everything must have a process.
All in all, Ai Jai summed up a good way to make his beloved little fish grow up healthily. He was very happy and decided to implement it immediately.
First of all, as a stunted late-born baby, Xiao Yuer had many shortcomings when he was a child. Among these shortcomings, one of the biggest shortcomings was that his resistance was very weak.At that time, there were no cold medicines and antipyretic tablets, but as a famous alchemist in the world of cultivating immortals, the most indispensable thing in Ai Zha's hand was pills, not to mention just to cure Xiao Yu'er's illness, even if it was just eating one and playing with one It's okay to throw one, so Xiao Yu'er's illness will be cured soon.
However, as the saying goes, everything has two sides, and the weak little fish at a young age is caused by the pills of today and tomorrow!Overeating, he slowly developed antibodies to those pills!What's more serious is that a lot of medicinal properties have accumulated in his body. If he doesn't guide it well, he will be in danger of exploding. This is a big event, a very important event!
Earlier, Ai Zha had expected that Xiao Yu'er was so small that he might not be able to absorb those pills, so he reduced and reduced the pills given to Xiao Yu'er, one became three, and three became one... Cough cough, no, all in all, it was painstaking, who knows, people are not as good as heaven, Xiao Yu'er still got the idea, and his face turned red day by day.
The red here is not rosy in white, nor is it over-nutrition, but a crisis of body explosion if you are not careful!
Ai Zha saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart. At this time, the importance of age and knowledge was once again shown. An old monk who was much older than Ai Zha and was familiar with jade slips gave him an idea: live.
That is to say, since the little fish has indigestion, then save those nutrients and let the little fish absorb it by itself when it grows up a bit.
This is really a good idea, and Ai Jai agreed immediately, but this method has a big disadvantage, that is, for a long time, Xiao Yu'er may have to lie on the bed, unable to move, why?The reason is simple, his body can't bear it.
Speaking of this, the problem came up again, Xiao Yuer had to lie on the bed for a long time, unable to protect himself, but due to his particularity (a great tonic that everyone envied), Ai Jaw's skills regressed again So much, so what about his safety?
Of course, this question is not difficult for the father who loves his son so much, so, on a dark and stormy night, the father and son disappeared like this... Of course, the Ai family also disappeared together. Countless rare treasures and panacea, spiritual fruit and spiritual grass...
So, where did the father and son go?The answer is Guiyuanxing, a small place that is not even on the map of the world of cultivating immortals. There is nothing there, and it is a place that a normal cultivator would not go to.
After coming to Guiyuan Star, he carefully found a beautiful and very hidden place and set up a tight formation. Only then did Ai Zha feel relieved a little, took out the house and arranged it on the open space, Ai Zha went in and took the little fish Put it on the fur of the soft seventh-level monster beast, the Ice Flame Tiger.
The Frost Flame Tiger's fur is considered a treasure in the world of cultivating immortals. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. It is necessary for home and travel. Long-term use can also improve aptitude.
In order to keep Xiao Yuer from blowing the wind, Ai Zha wrapped him up tightly. Xiao Yuer was very obedient, never crying or fussing. He was playing with his fingers with great interest. Seeing Ai Zha's smiling face, The little fish was spitting bubbles happily.
Seeing the cuteness of the little thing, Ai Jai suddenly felt that everything was worth it.
Stretching out his fingers maliciously to burst the bubble, Ai Jai tenderly looked at the little thing staring at him, his heart softened.
"Little thing, this will be our home from now on, are you happy?"
"Yeah..." The little thing waved his little hands and feet, trying to turn over, but because he was too weak, he failed.
"Hehe," Ai Jaw lowered his head to kiss him, but he didn't know if the little thing did it on purpose, the outstretched little foot just kicked him in the face, it looked like Ai Jaw deliberately lowered his head to get kicked Same.
"Giggle..."
Ai Zha didn't know whether to laugh or cry, stretched out his hand to pinch Xiao Yu'er's little nose, and said helplessly: "You
35. Extra Story ([-]-[-])...
This naughty little thing. "
"Giggle..." Xiao Yu'er danced her little hands and feet, revealing her gums with a few small glutinous rice, and smiled very happily.
36. Extra Story Three and Four
Little Yu'er was bullied by her father
When Xiao Yu'er was over two years old, he was able to speak, but he was not fluent. He could only speak a few sentences at a time.
Guiyuan Valley was still very small at that time, not as big as it will be in the future. There were only father and son living there, and at that time Xiaoyuer was still a dying little fish who was sick, either soaking in potion or lying on the bed every day.Due to physical reasons, Xiao Xiaoyu'er can only turn over occasionally, and can't do anything else.
Ai Jai is afraid that he will be scared if he is alone, so he always stays by his side. Xiao Feifei is also very understanding, flying up and down from time to time and doing some cute moves to please the little master.
This idea and method is very good. Although Xiao Yuer couldn't move around at the beginning, his father would accompany him every day, and he would tell him some fairy stories from time to time (at that time, Xiao Yuer hadn't clearly known him. I came to an incredible place, so I took those real stories as legendary stories), so Xiao Xiaoyuer is happy every day.
However, the good times don't last long, especially after Xiao Yuer can speak, things become different...
You have to know that human beings live in groups, that is to say, human beings cannot live without human beings. Of course, as immortal cultivators, this extraordinary human being is different from ordinary human beings. This difference is reflected in their special ability to endure loneliness.
There is a reason for this, because as an immortal cultivator who dares to fight against the sky, he is also very resistant to loneliness, otherwise he would retreat every now and then and still not die of loneliness?
Uh, pull it away, pull it back
All in all, after Xiao Yuer was able to speak, things slowly changed...
Ai Zha is a male monk who has practiced for more than 1000 years and has never been married or in a relationship, so he has never given birth to a child. Ahem, no, it should be a male monk who has never raised a child, so he has grown up so much, and he has never seen him. Such a small and cute glutinous rice dumpling.
When his younger brother was born, due to special reasons, he did not see him as a child. Xiaoqinger was already 10 years old when the two brothers met for the first time.
So, as Xiao Yu'er's body improved step by step, Xiao Yu'er began to speak intermittently, and the evil emotions accumulated deep in Ai Zha's heart suddenly exploded...
Such a small, soft and cute glutinous rice dumpling can also tremblingly call "Daddy" in a soft and cute voice, hugging itself tightly with small hands and feet (lying! That's because you put others Lift it up with your hands! Xiao Yuer only does this because he is afraid that he will fall!), that way, not to mention how cute it is...
So, Ai Jai is immersed in the joy of teasing Xiao Yuer day by day (?)...
On this day, Ai Zhu took out some spiritual jade milk (Since the little fish was "planted", when he was young, he couldn't eat the food of the secular world for the sake of his stomach, so Ai Zha found it Give him the precious spiritual jade milk used to improve his potential), this rare emulsion is fragrant and rich in spiritual energy, and the little fish likes it very much.
So, after Xiao Yu'er saw it, she happily called out "Yeah", "Daddy... eat..."
Ai Zha also smiled happily. He put on a gratified smile and said, "Xiao Yu'er is really filial. If you let Daddy eat such delicious lotion, Daddy will not be polite."
Then happily watched Xiao Yu'erkuai's small face turn from happiness to astonishment, slowly put the bottle close to his lips, and drank the lotion inside...
After eating, he said with great interest: "Well, it tastes really good."
Xiao Yu'er was still very young at the time, a naive and lovely child. Similarly, he didn't know the true nature of his father. His first reaction at that time was that he had said something wrong. Because of his anxiety, what he said It's "Daddy... eat..." Although what he wanted to express was "Daddy... for Yuer... to eat..." But he was still young and couldn't speak well, so he said "Daddy... eat... ..."
Well, as a traveler with a sound mind, this kind of low-level mistake really shouldn't be made. Although he still can't speak well, it's not his fault that he can't speak well, but it's his fault that he has nothing to eat because of his wrong words. It's wrong.So Xiao Yu'er worked hard a few times, and managed to say a few more words: "Daddy... give... Yu (Yu)... eat..."
Yes, because he was too anxious, Xiao Yu'er made another mistake, he said "Yu" as "Yu", so Xiao Yu'er once again watched helplessly as his dear dad poured out his long-cherished jade breasts. On the jade floor...
When it was over, he said in a low voice: "Okay, little thing, Daddy gave it to 'Yu' to eat as you said, oh, why don't you want to eat it, little thing? This Lingyu frankincense is sweet and delicious. gone."
Now Xiao Yu'er was about to cry, of course, he was not angry, he was still young at that time, and he hadn't recognized the sinister heart of so-and-so at times.He was in a hurry. As a modern person, he actually went hungry because he couldn't express himself smoothly!What a shame!
And, most importantly, he is hungry, he is now growing his body (???), he hasn't eaten for several hours, can he not be hungry?
So, for the fragrant and sweet lotion, Xiao Yu'er spoke directly again.
"Daddy... Yuyu is hungry..."
Xiao Yu'er has his little finger in his mouth, his mouth is pouting, and his eyes are full of tears. He looks so cute, and everyone who sees him can't wait to pick the stars and the moon for him.
However, Ai Zha is not an ordinary person, he is a well-known cold-hearted person in the world of cultivating immortals, so when he saw this little fish, he smiled more and more gently.
"Little thing, it's really a pity. The last spirit jade milk has just been poured out. You have nothing to eat today, little thing."
Xiao Yu'er flattened his mouth, this time he really wanted to cry.
The child is not always hungry, besides, Ai Jai has learned the lesson that every time he feeds the little fish, he will not be full. He adopts the strategy of eating less and more meals, so that it is not enough for the meal every time. The little fish was hungry.
"Wow... Daddy... Yuyu is hungry... Woooo..."
Crying sounded again in the sky above Guiyuan Valley...
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Today is a very great day, Xiao Yuer is already three years old, what can a three-year-old child do?Xiao Yu'er is not very clear about what happened when he was three years old in his previous life, but he has just arrived at the age of three in this life, and he hasn't had time to think deeply.
But now to celebrate this rare birthday, Xiao Yuer decided to do something equally great, that is—practice crawling!He decided to climb from one end of the bed to the other end of the bed!Of course, this decision was made by him just now. It has nothing to do with the happy fruit on the white jade table at the end of the bed. Xiao Yuer is a good boy, so he doesn't want to eat that fruit I decided to climb over it hard, absolutely not!
But, then again, Xiaoyao Guo is not just delicious, it is really, really delicious!Last time my dad ate half of it for me, and then I felt light all over, as if I was in heaven.And, when I was sleeping at night, I had a dream.
do you know what i dreamedI dreamed about chicken legs!Do you know what chicken legs are?It's chicken legs, roasted and fragrant, and coated with honey, cumin, and chili powder. When you bite into it, it's crispy and tender.
The little fish lay on the soft unknown animal skin, stretched out his little hands, kicked his calves, doing warm-up activities, and of course, took the time to wipe his saliva from time to time.
Although after nearly three years of treatment, this small body is still a little weak, but it doesn't matter, chicken leg, chicken leg, here I come...
oops...
The little fish turned over vigorously, but his little arms went limp, and his whole body fell into the soft fur. He changed from a lying little fish to a crouching little fish...
The little fish sucked his little nose, forced the tears back, and then, like a small bug, arched, arched, arched, arched, slowly arched his little butt, and then pushed harder, and sat back...
oops...
looked up...
It turned back into the soft fur like it was at the beginning...
Woohoo, although the fur is very soft and comfortable to lie on, but what I want is chicken legs, delicious chicken legs...
It's not this one, although it is soft and exudes a fragrance, it is not sweet at all. I don't know what kind of animal hair it is...
Work hard, work hard, the future is bright, although the road is a bit tortuous, but it is not in the way, I have to go back to the original place before Dad shows up!
But... It seems that if you have to rely on climbing, I don't know how long it will take to be able to climb over there...
Xiao Yuer thinks and thinks, Xiao Yuer thinks hard, while thinking, waving his little hands and feet and dancing over and over on the bed, but the result is too absorbed in thinking, and if he doesn't pay attention, the whole person turns over in a circle...
After turning around in a circle, Xiao Yuer was very uncomfortable because the fur under his body was a little cold and no longer warm, but soon his dissatisfaction disappeared because he found that he moved!what does that mean?Move=climb=Xiaoyaoguo=chicken legs! ! !
So Xiao Yu'er supported the soft fur under her body with her small hands, and then rolled hard...
So, on that piece of white fur, a group of small red things rolled around, accidentally, rolled crookedly, oops, turned back again...
Finally, after going through untold hardships, Xiao Yuer successfully arrived at the destination - the end of the bed.
Just as Xiao Yu'er was panting slightly, and was about to make persistent efforts to stand up while holding onto the railing at the end of the bed, the door opened with a sound of "Yeah"...
As soon as Xiao Yu'er heard the doorbell, he thought of his father, the spiritual lotion from last time, and the Xiaoyao fruit on the table...
So, he stood up suddenly and grabbed the table, wanting to strike first.
but……
As the breeze blew, the Xiaoyao fruit on the table disappeared into a pair of white and slender hands.
"Oh, it's great that my little thing can stand up, Daddy kiss." As he said that, Ai Zha picked up Xiao Yu'er and kissed him on the face.
Xiao Yu'er stared straight at the chicken leg... oh no...it was Xiaoyaoguo, suddenly the light bulb flickered, and he figured it out.
"Daddy," Xiao Yu'er looked at Ai Jaw expectantly.
"What's wrong? Little thing?"
"Daddy, I have learned to walk, shouldn't Daddy reward me?"
There was a gleam in Ai Zha's eyes, and he said with a smile, "Well, it seems to make sense."
Xiao Yu'er pretended not to hear the word "as if", and asked directly: "Then how will Daddy reward you?"
"Well..." Ai Zha stretched out his hand, and a dozen pieces of soft fur appeared on the bed, and then Ai Zha carefully placed the little fish in the middle of the fur. The fur is extremely soft, let alone more than a dozen pieces connected together , so the little fish was submerged in the fur at once, only a small head was exposed.
Ai Zha continued to laugh, then took out the Happy Fruit and shook it in front of Xiao Yu'er's eyes.
Xiao Yu'er's eyes lit up immediately.
Seeing Xiao Yu'er like this, Ai Jai smiled even more happily, but after a while, he said: "Originally, Dad thought that the little thing hadn't learned to walk for so long, so he decided to give this 'Xiaoyaoguo' to Xiaoyu'er." You eat, so that you can increase some aura, so that you can learn to walk quickly, but since the little thing can already walk, let’s forget about this ‘Xiaoyaoguo’, so that you don’t have indigestion again. Anyway, Dad happens to have some If you are thirsty, let daddy do it for you."
As he spoke, he put the fruit to his mouth and took a bite. Suddenly, a sweet smell spread in the room...
Xiao Yu'er saw that the results of his hard work for so long were gone, and wanted to get up, but there were more than a dozen pieces of soft fur... So, Xiao Yu'er fell on the soft fur again...
"Wow... Daddy bullies people... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
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36, extra six...
One day after a long time, Xiao Yuer suddenly ran up to Ai Jai, hesitating to speak.
"Huh?" Ai Jai put down the jade slip in his hand and asked in question.
"It's nothing..." Xiao Yu'er said nothing, but his eyes were evasive, and it was obvious that it was "something".Obviously, it was difficult to talk about this matter, so he wanted to find a step to walk down.
"Oh." Hearing this, Ai Zha picked up the jade slip, closed his eyes and thought deeply, as if immersed in the mysterious world.
"Daddy..." Xiao Yu'er pursed her lips, tugging at his sleeve in reluctance.
"Huh?" Ai Jai looked over gently.
"No……"
Ai Zha picked up the jade slip again, ready to continue reading.
"Daddy—" Xiao Yu'er shouted loudly, his eyes widened, "won't you ask me what's the matter?"
Ai Jai looked at him like this, and said kindly: "Then what's the matter with you?"
"...No..." Xiao Yu'er felt that his own strength hit a ball of cotton, which was soft and useless, and he was very aggrieved, so he left in despair.
In the distance, Ai Qing looked at Xiao Yu'er and patted him comfortingly, but she laughed: "Why, you can't even ask this? You are so shameless."
This word "too poor" was taught by Xiao Yu'er, and now this word is being used to describe himself in reverse, Xiao Yu'er's face became hot, and he argued strongly: "That's not it! I'm just... I'm just..."
"Just what?" Ai Qing looked optimistic.
"...It's just...it's just that the sun is too hot right now, so I don't want to ask. I'll ask when the sun goes down." Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes and blurted out. , If you want to ask your father about that kind of thing, of course you have to be well prepared.That's right, you need to be well prepared. As the saying goes, don't fight an unprepared battle. This shows the importance of being fully prepared. When you are fully prepared, questions will naturally come out.
"Really?" Ai Qing expressed doubts.
"Of course, just watch it, I will definitely tell you tomorrow." Xiao Yu'er vowed.
……
Here, Ai Zha is holding a jade slip in his hand, on which is engraved a complex formation, but his mind is completely out of it. Now, what emerges in his mind is the question that the two people discussed: When did you fall in love with Xiaoyuer...
That's a really good question...
At first, at least before he was born, I didn't have this idea. Although I loved him very much, it was also the love between father and son. I wanted him to grow up safely and give him the best. Everything, so that he can break away from himself one day and gain a foothold in the cruel world of cultivating immortals.
So, when did this relationship start to deteriorate?Is it the loneliness and loneliness revealed in the soft little ball when I was a child; or in the later day and night together, taking care of myself like a little adult, although I don't need it; or, he said: We will always be together. not separate...
It's a long road to life, if you walk alone, how lonely it is, I know it, for thousands of years, with the improvement of cultivation, it is accompanied by the infinite enlargement of the inner emptiness.Daddy is accompanied by her father, and Ai Qing also has Tour by her side...
I've been lonely for too long, so after I got the baby fruit, I didn't hesitate to drip blood to cultivate it, no matter what, that kind of madness...
In fact, it really doesn't matter when they fell in love, the important thing is that they are already together, and they will still be together in the future tens of thousands of years...
The author has something to say: I wrote a lot of extra beginnings, such as their travels in the future, coming to modern times, etc., but they are all just beginnings... After writing the beginnings, they get stuck there... (As soon as I write There are various cards outside the episode)
So this article will be finished first, and those who wait for me to finish writing one day will open a new hole
Hold your head and float away...
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37. Chapter Seven...
Listen to the monster castle talk about the past ([-])
On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, a certain day, Xiao Yu'er ran outside again, and grabbed his uncle. This time, his purpose was not to listen to the story, but he got the news that someone wanted to come Kicking the pavilion... Ah, I'm not here to ask for medicine.What an exciting thing this is, Xiao Yu'er is particularly interested in this unusual "doorway".So he arranged the invisibility formation, sat on the side with a small bench, and took out a bunch of melon and fruit snacks on the table, eating with relish.
Unknowingly, the sun has already set to the west, but the person who is said to beg for medicine is still nowhere to be seen. Xiao Yu'er lay down on the table in disappointment, and said listlessly, "Uncle, why haven't you come yet?"
"Wait a little longer." Ai Qing ate melon seeds comfortably, turning a blind eye to Xiao Yu'er's anxiety.
"I've been waiting for a long, long time..." The star flowers next to it are about to bloom...
"Be patient." Ai Qing continued to eat melon seeds slowly.
"I can't be patient..." Xiao Yu'er grabbed a flower, tore off one piece: come; tore off another piece: no; tore off another piece: come...tear off the penultimate piece: come...
Xiao Yu'er frowned, puffed out his cheeks and let out a breath, the lonely petal on the branch drifted away with the wind...
So, the last piece is: come on!
Xiao Yu'er stared at the front with burning eyes.
At sunset, the sunset showed a smiling face, and the light flashed. Three figures fell on the open space. One was a handsome young man in a white robe holding a feather fan in his hand, the other was an old man with ragged clothes and hair like straw, and the other It was a young man with a sallow complexion who looked like he was malnourished.
"Uncle, Uncle, look, someone is coming." Xiao Yu'er said excitedly, holding Ai Qing's arm and pointing to the front.
Ai Qing glanced up, and continued to eat melon seeds with her head down. These melon seeds were baked by Xiaoyuer with butter, and they were fragrant and tangy. They were much more interesting than those toys that often appeared at the door. Moreover, Xiaoyuer was not free now, so it was even more interesting. Eat more.
Xiao Yu'er had no choice but to ignore him and watch with relish.
However, after watching for a while, the corner of his mouth twitched, he pushed the person next to him, and asked, "Uncle, what are they doing?"
Ai Qing looked up again, and praised: "Hey, this group of people are pretty smart."
Xiao Yu'er was 12 perplexed. After the three arrived, they got together and discussed together, and then they separated one meter away, each pouring some powder and water of various colors on their bodies, Frowning sideways.How is it now?Hosting a self-cooking competition?
"Uncle, what are they doing?"
"They're pouring stuff on themselves."
"..." Xiao Yuer rolled his eyes.
"Okay, they are painting something on themselves, so as not to be spit out by the guardian monster later."
Not being spit out by...?Xiao Yuer's eyes widened, unable to believe what he heard.
"What's so strange about this? If you want to enter this door, you first have to be swallowed by the guardian monster and turn around a few times. You can only enter the next level if you can hold it."
"How many times?"
"Yes, just turn a few times." Ai Qing stretched out her hand and drew a circle in mid-air, showing the extent of the turn, and then said regretfully: "This year is the polar turtle on duty, he is the laziest, So it will probably take another day, in fact, you can’t see anything when you come here, and they will be spit out tomorrow, and that’s good.”
Turn a day called 'turn a few times'?
"Uncle, what's it like to spin a lot?" Xiao Yu'er felt as if he had entered into a misunderstanding.
"Well, it depends on which guardian monster it is. I remember that snake is the favorite to play with. Once he swallowed a person. He turned and turned for a whole year, and then he forgot to vomit the person. I went to sleep when I came out. The unlucky ghost stayed in the snake's belly for 100 years. It is said that the snake finally remembered that he was skinny and skinny when he vomited him out. From then on, anyone who came to challenge him would fall Some powder or something on my body..."
"Spit them out quickly so that the guardian monsters can't stand it?" It's like sneezing when you smell the pepper, and you can't stand it when you sneeze and spit them out, so the first level is over.
"Of course not," Ai Qing said with an idiotic look in her eyes, "Guardian monsters have no sense of taste or smell."
"Then why did you make yourself like this?" Xiao Yu'er pointed to the three freshly baked "turkeys" and asked.
"Don't underestimate these powders. If I'm not wrong, they can last for at least 100 years."
"Why do you want to do this?"
"In this way, if the guardian monster really falls asleep and forgets to spit out the person, then these colors will tell others that someone is in the guardian monster's stomach so that he can be rescued."
Xiao Yu'er looked at the colorful scene in the stomach of the polar black tortoise, and was silent.
"Hey, no, Uncle, they are here to ask for medicine. Wouldn't it be a waste of time to stay in the belly of the guardian monster for 100 years? It’s long since there are no bones left.”
"They are here to ask for medicine, but what they ask for is not medicine." Ai Qing scratched her head, obviously not knowing what to explain, and said after a while, "Actually, what they are asking for is not medicine, but spiritual energy, the spiritual energy of Ai's family The degree of richness is one of the best in the world of cultivating immortals. This gate has been here for many years, and it has accumulated a lot of aura from the Ai family. Therefore, they are here to retreat, to absorb the aura in the belly of the guardian monster, if it is to seek medicine If you want to go to the medicine hall opened by the eldest brother, of course, if you can really pass all the checkpoints here, you can also visit the Ai family and learn the unique alchemy of the Ai family."
Xiao Yu'er stared at the sky speechlessly... There are so many wonders in the world... There are actually people who ran into the stomachs of monsters to practice kung fu, even though these monsters only have souls...
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38, extra eight...
Listen to the monster castle talk about the past ([-])
Later, on a certain day in a certain year and a certain month, Xiao Yu'er felt extremely bored, and didn't want to be a farmer or a cook. He just wanted to listen to people tell stories, especially the adventure stories in the world of cultivating immortals.He is determined to travel every inch of the world of cultivating immortals, but his father said that he is too dangerous to go alone, so he is not allowed to go, so he is staying here now.There is a saying that if a scholar does not go out, he can know the affairs of the world, and it is not bad to wander through other people's narration.
But no one in the family told him stories. The two kung fu fanatics, Daddy and Uncle Three, savored life with teacups; Uncle hid in the alchemy room by himself while muttering and throwing some messy things into it. , And from time to time, a strange laugh of "giggle...hahaha...quack...".
And great-uncle great-fifth also doesn't have this spare time, he is busy teaching the former little white rabbit who just learned to transform into a human form but still has rabbit ears and rabbit paws to walk, and the little white rabbit, he still can't Telling stories, besides, the little white rabbit can't speak fluently, and only the fifth great-uncle has the time to listen to him spit out every word; A newly-acquainted little peacock girl has gone to sleep and fly together!
So, turning around, Xiao Yuer thought of those guardian beasts at the door. They have lived for so long, so there must be something at the bottom of the box. The anecdotes and strange things he saw were also good, so he exchanged several unequal treaties for a control token from Ai Jia, and went out happily.
The door of Ai's house still looks so neat and bright, spotless, and there is no smell of other strangers at all.Also, if everyone knows that there are ferocious monsters running over here, then he is either talented or sick.
The castle still looks so strange, but it has changed from a distorted 45° to a less distorted 75°, essentially the same.A long, smoky snake hovered above it, and the little fish tilted his head to look for a long time, but still couldn't find its head.
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