[HP] When a son dresses up as an old man

"It's disgusting! I'm so mad!" Lily clenched her fists and walked up and down angrily.

"Well, Lily, calm down..." Snape sat on the steps calmly, alas, the roles were reversed again.

"James Potter is a bastard who should go to hell, why would Merlin allow people like him to appear in this world and pollute the environment!" Lily said so seriously, but Snape couldn't help laughing.Great, now Lily will never forgive Potter, it's over between them!There is nothing better than this.

"Let Potter go to duel with Lestrange, both of them are scum!" Lily exhaled angrily, blowing the bangs on her forehead.

"Well, that's right, let them fight." Snape had calmed down now, and a brilliant plan could not help but arise in his mind, and this thought made his whole body boil.That's right, let the two of them duel, preferably quickly. A rare smile appeared on the corner of Snape's mouth, James Potter, Cleon Lestrange, you two just wait for me!Snakes are the most vengeful creatures, and the time to fight back has come!

On the night of the full moon, at the top of Hogwarts, with Lupin's wolf howl, countless flying birds were startled.The wind is rustling, withered leaves are dancing, and the air is full of endless murderous aura.The man striding up from the west carried a mahogany, mahogany, mahogany eleven inches long, pale brown wand.And the man who had been waiting on the city wall was dressed in black and had a green scarf around his neck. Seeing a cold light flashed in his eyes, he immediately jumped off the wall with a trick called Flying Immortal.Don't get me wrong, I didn't jump off the building, I jumped into the house.

"coming?"

"coming."

"It seems that there must be a life-and-death struggle between you and me today."

"It's natural."

"Hmph, today is your memorial day next year."

"Then see if you have the ability."

"Woo-!" Suddenly there was a bunch of impatient booing sounds in the originally quiet surroundings.

"You two want to fight fast, it's so boring." The audience was very dissatisfied, so they stopped posing, everyone's time is precious.

James and Lestrange smiled sheepishly at the audience and scratched their heads.

"I have no experience in the first duel."

"Please bear with me."

But seeing around the two of them, there were quite a few spectators on the inner, third and outer floors, all wearing pajamas of various styles, obviously smuggled out.

"Good evening, friends at the scene, friends waiting in front of the microphone. This is the live broadcast of the final battle at the top of Hogwarts on the night of the full moon. I am your announcer, Jack Brown from Griffindor. Now, the two contestants They have already stood in place, and each of them has drawn out their wands. Dear friends, listeners, please hurry up and place your bets, buy and leave, as there will be no more stores after passing this village."

James nearly fell, and live broadcasts and betting, right?

"Sirius, have you placed your bet?" Petter pushed Sirius.

"Of course." Sirius nodded, that must be.

"James! You have to work hard! Come on! I bet a full ten Galleons to buy you to win!"

"Then I'll make a bet too..." Petter's pitiful opponent pointed to the ant. He didn't have that much money, so betting ten silver coins should be enough. It was a support for James.

Snape had just come out of the shower, and the live broadcast came from the microphone on the bedside. He lived alone in one of Slytherin's most dilapidated dormitories, which was Slytherin's performance of isolating him.But he really thanked those people for isolating him, he didn't like roommates.Coming out wiping wet hair just in time to hear Sirius shouting through the microphone, Snape sneered, stupid enough.

"Enjoy it in time, while you're still alive." Snape did something this evening. He accidentally put this kind of microphone in the lounge of the four branch deans, just short of Albus, the old man. Too shrewd, Snape didn't dare to take risks, he might steal money, but the four principals are enough to watch, aren't they!Such an interesting thing should be shared by teachers and students.

Snape was very happy, although knowing this would not make the school expel the student, it was unavoidable to make a few major demerits and notify the parents to deduct points for labor.Kill two birds with one stone, kill two birds with one stone, let them fight, the more intense the better, let the professors listen carefully, it is best to go to the scene to see.

Snape lay down on the bed, covered himself with the quilt, stared at the stupid little speaker by the bed with dark eyes, parted his hair and exposed his ears to listen carefully, because of this rare good show, he was even willing to sacrifice him tonight Time to review books.

"You must keep your word, Lestrange." James said solemnly.

"If I beat you, Snape will be mine, please make a detour when you see him in the future."

"I wouldn't mind giving that kind of disgusting guy to me. If you lose, Potter, I want you to undress in front of the whole school, and dance the cantata while doing so." Lestrange said nastyly.

Snape listened, he was suddenly looking forward to seeing the result of this duel, he didn't care if Lestrange would detour when he saw him later, it would be best if Potter lost, then he could see Potter jump and undress The spectacle of dancing.

When the two sides actually fought, Snape heard only the chaotic sound of curses over there, mixed with Jack Brown's amazingly fast paraphrase. After all, Snape was a young boy, listening to him with the mentality of complaining, he couldn't help but start to get serious.

In fact, in terms of the past, James and Lestrange were indeed evenly matched.But everyone knows that James has been pierced. With James' current wrist VS Lestrange's IQ, the former is definitely more than one horsepower ahead. The difference in strength between the enemy and us is obvious.

Sirius was very excited from the very beginning, those who believe in James will have eternal life, this time they made a fortune!But Petter is regretting, he is so stupid, really, at the beginning he just donated ten silver coins as a friendship sponsorship in vain, why didn't he think that he would make money...

As the war gradually intensified, the blood of the students was boiling with enthusiasm, and the deans of the four branches were equally excited... Looking at the small speaker that was kept blablabla hidden in the corner by whoever put it in, the corners of their mouths continued to twitch , This, this is the situation!

bump!Slughorn slammed the table.

"madness!"

"Yes." Mag pushed his glasses, and then continued in a bad tone.

"Extremely stupid!"

Duel time is over, now it's trial time.A night out is scary enough, let alone a group night out!The culprits who caused this bad influence were obviously the two boys with their heads bowed in front of them.It is because of them, now, the deans of the four colleges have to sacrifice their sleep time, and conduct four joint trials in this office in the middle of the night, and there will be a whole day of class preparation tomorrow.

"Tell me, Mr. Lestrange, what's your reason?" Slughorn rubbed his sore forehead. It's definitely not surprising that this happened to the child of Griffindor James Potter, but under his jurisdiction It's outrageously stupid to have a black sheep like Lestrange in Slytherin!

"It was Potter who took the initiative to challenge me." Lestrange cleverly began to shirk responsibility.

"Is that so, Mr. Potter?" McGonagall obviously felt that this matter was indistinguishable, and it was because of James, the child was always a headache.

"Yes, Professor." One person does one thing and another person is responsible, James recognizes it very simply.

"Why did you challenge Lestrange?" McGonagall knew that the two had been at odds for the past five years, but she didn't think their hostility had sublimated to the point where a duel was needed. .What happened to intensify the conflict between the two?

"Because, because I don't like him." James didn't want to bring Snape into it.

It's a pity that James didn't want to, but some people were eager to make things bigger and involve as many people as possible. Lestrange immediately retorted when he heard this.

"It's because Potter wants someone from me. He seems to think that dominating Griffindor is not enough, and he is trying to extend the robber's claws to Slytherin College." Lestrange raised his head and said.

"What a mess, please explain clearly, Mr. Lestrange." Slughorn said impatiently.

"We are dueling this time for the ownership of Severus Snape. James Potter wants to take Severus Snape away from me, and I have to fight to protect the interests of the Slytherin students." Lestrange said that he seemed very great like.

"Why did you get involved with Severus Snape again?" Slughorn was even more troubled. They were all from their college. You must know that Snape's child has lived very peacefully for five years, and there has been no trouble at all.

"This matter has nothing to do with him." James raised his head and said.

"I just can't stand Lestrange and the others bullying Snape every day, so I want to protect him in my own way!"

Mag couldn't help but frowned in surprise, and looked at James in astonishment.

"Mr. Potter, there is really no credibility for saying this from you." McGonagall said, these children lived under her nose day and night, and it was a well-known fact that James and Severus were not at odds.

"The impact of this incident is extremely bad, I hope you two understand." McGonagall reiterated that it is simply too crazy to have a private duel that caused hundreds of students to go on a collective night tour, what kind of live broadcast, and even a gathering of people to gamble. .

James and Lestrange fell silent after hearing the words, and nodded awkwardly.

Finally, after the joint consultation of the four deans, the punishment for James and Lestrange came out.In view of the serious consequences caused by the actions of the two, the four principals decided after joint discussion that Griffindor and Slytherin would each deduct 100 points for this, and the principals would write to notify the parents of both sides.Until the end of this semester, James and Lestrange have to do voluntary labor every weekend, and at the end of the semester ceremony, the behavior of James and Lestrange will be named and criticized, so that everyone can take this as a warning.

Killing chickens to scare monkeys, deans, is really cruel enough...