[HP] When a son dresses up as an old man

James, who had been scolded by Snape so comfortably, walked all the way to the auditorium, not knowing how he got there. Sirius beside him grabbed James' shoulders and shook them desperately like sifting chaff.

"James! Be sober! Go scold him back, go and show him some color! James, did you hear that!"

The atmosphere at Griffindor's table was very strange, Sirius was going crazy, James was in a daze, only Lupine shrugged his shoulders at Petter, expressing his helplessness, and he didn't want to, who made James lose his mind.

James came back to his senses, blinked, and looked at Slytherin's dining table again. Snape was sitting in the middle of the nobles, looking extremely desolate, and everyone seemed to isolate him deliberately, keeping a long distance from him.

Snape was keenly aware that someone was looking at him, and raised his head to meet Potter's brown pupils, what the hell kind of eyes he had! Snape's hands gripped the cutlery, his appetite gone.

James stood up calmly and walked towards the Slytherin dining table under the watchful eyes of everyone. This action immediately alerted all the students in Slytherin Academy. The little snakes stopped and squinted their eyes. what to do

bump! James' palm landed on the mahogany table, right in front of Snape. Snape looked up, met James's smiling gaze, and froze all over. Was Potter going to lecture him in front of the whole school? Snape thought, hum!Anyway, it's not the first time, no matter what Potter wants to do, he will never show weakness and give in!

"Hey." James said with a smile, speaking condescendingly to Snape gave him a strange sense of accomplishment, this is the terrifying potions professor Snape!Now he can also show off in front of the professor, which is wonderful!

"You..." James stared into Snape's dark eyes, and raised his eyebrows involuntarily.

"Can you... scold me again." James asked excitedly.

Sugar palm!Sugar palm!The elegant hands of the nobles shook, the fork fell into the porcelain plate with a crisp sound, and the facial muscles continued to twitch, hey... what the hell is going on?

"Potter, are you too idle?" Snape didn't want to lose face in front of everyone, so he could only warn in a low voice.

"Fortunately, there is some free time..." James' eyes lit up.

"What? You finally decided to go out with me and talk about that topic?"

"I'll never go out with you and talk about that damn thing, you'd better throw that down the toilet and forget about it." Snape forced the words out of his mouth.

"Don't be like this. I believe there is someone you must care about very much. I want to reach... some consensus with you." James said.

"There will never be an agreement between us!" Snape was determined, until James lowered his head to Snape's ear and said in a voice only the two of them could hear.

"Consensus about Lily Evens, don't you want to?" James looked treacherous, and Snape's face obviously hesitated.

"I promise you, if you don't listen, you'll regret it." James spread his hands and shrugged.

"You will regret it very much, regret it for the rest of your life... until the day you die, you will say, OhMerlin, why didn't I go out with James Potter to talk about that topic that day, why, why, for..."

bump!The heavy slap on the table stopped James from continuing to 'for'.

"I'll go out with you." Snape stood up stiffly, with his head lowered and his tone as unwavering as a machine.The slightly hunched figure walked around the long dining table and walked towards the gate of the auditorium. James smiled, then followed closely.

Walking out of the auditorium, the two came to the small garden. The warm sunlight shone over Hogwarts, the breeze was intoxicating, and the air in the forest was fragrant.

"What are you going to say?" Snape cut right to the point.

"About Lily, what are you going to do?" Snape was actually terrified in his heart, Potter was good at everything, got good grades, played Quidditch well, was handsome, and had a convincing aura of a leader... And what about him?What did he have... huh, he had nothing... If Potter were to take Lily from his life, it would be easy.

"Don't look like you're about to cry, okay, I didn't bully you this time..." James didn't like to see Snape's expression like this, as if life was gloomy and his eyes were empty.

"I'm here to tell you." James smiled.

"I gave up pursuing Lily Evens, she is yours, I won't snatch it." James didn't understand why, but the moment he said this, he was very depressed, probably because he pushed his mother to the professor with his own hands, so he was sad .

Snape froze, unable to believe what he heard, and without any joy, Snape just felt as if Potter had slapped him hard, in front of the whole world.Raising his hand, Snape punched the face that made him vomit without hesitation, the punch made James stare at him for a moment, and he staggered a few steps in a daze before he stabilized his figure, surprised Looking at Snape, he didn't understand why he was being beaten.

Snape didn't regret throwing that punch in the slightest, Potter would do anything to punish him for revenge!Check it out! What did Potter say to him like a beggar?She is yours, haha, how ridiculous.

"Is it because I'm too weak?" Snape said calmly, in contrast to the anger burning in those lead-colored pupils when he raised his head.

"Is it because I can't even match the star James Potter's fingernails! The opponent is too weak, and the famous Potter won't have any sense of accomplishment, so he quit the battle! Waving his sleeves mercifully like a saint, Throw the spoils in the loser's face and say what, she's yours!"

"I didn't…" James tried to explain, but was cut off immediately by Snape.

"No? What is that? What is your feeling for Lily? I used to think that at least you were serious about her. It turns out that the word serious doesn't exist for you! Lily is not an item, she is not a piece that can Rags that come and go! You insulted her... and me..."

James has never thought about this question. To be precise, he doesn't know what it feels like to love someone deeply. Of course, it is the kind of love. He likes Qiu Zhang and Ginny, but he has never sublimated it to such a deep love. , so he couldn't understand what the professor was feeling at the moment.He just wanted to return Lily to the professor, who knew that the professor would feel that he was insulting him... How can this be reasonable...

Snape clenched his fists, his chest heaved up and down, panting heavily, and after a long silence, he finally asked what he wanted to ask the most.

"James Potter... are you sympathizing with me?" Snape growled, shaking with rage.

"I really didn't...I just wanted to do something for you." James said in a panic, why is the professor so angry?

"I've never done anything for you." James lowered his head, he just wanted to do something for the professor.

"I don't need it." Snape rebuffed flatly.

"If you really want to do something for me, get out of my sight, get out of the way!" Snape burst out with hatred.

"I don't want to see you again, not even for a second!"

James suddenly felt aggrieved. He knew the professor hated him, but he didn't expect to hate him to such an extent that he didn't even want to take a look...

Snape now felt an uncontrollable nausea in the face of the person in front of him, even just looking at him like this, and turned away indifferently.

"Severus." James took Snape's arm.

"It doesn't matter what you think, anyway, I won't pursue Lily anymore. I hope you two can be together, really."

"hypocritical!"

Snape shook his hands and left, leaving him with a cold and determined back, just like turning around countless times in the past.

James sighed, and walked all the way to the lounge in a daze. Since the professor didn't want to see him again, he should try to appear in front of the professor as little as possible from now on.With color on his face, James walked into the Griffindor lounge, where many students had already gathered, and they all showed surprise expressions when they saw him.

"Merlin! James, you're being beaten!" Remus ran over and checked carefully, yes, there was a huge panda eye on his face, even the blind could see it.

"Hmm..." James lay down on the sofa in frustration.

"Is...is it Snape?" Although it was unbelievable, it seemed that this was the only candidate.

"Hmm..." James nodded listlessly.

"You two dueled? In this...Muggle way?" Remus was trying to choose his words, but he meant it in a low-level way.

"No, it's just that I said something that made him unhappy, and he gave me a punch." James explained.

Everyone was speechless for a moment, the world changed color, and Sirius leaned over in disbelief.

"Did you fight back? Tell me, you fired back!" Sirius turned into a roaring horse.

"I didn't…" James sighed helplessly.

"I said something I shouldn't have said..." James suddenly sat up and looked at Sirius. In his impression, Sirius seemed to be a playboy when he was young, so he must have a lot of experience in love. Just ask in a situation like Snape He might be able to solve the confusion.

"Sirius." James' eyes lit up.

"You said, two men are fighting for a woman, and one of the men gave up the competition. Why should a man be angry?"

Sirius was taken aback when he heard the words, and scratched his head, not understanding why James suddenly brought up this issue.Aren't we discussing his beating right now?

"That depends on why that man gave up the competition." Sirius analyzed.

"Why... I just don't like that woman anymore." James said.

"Of course I'm angry." Sirius said.

"At the beginning, the fight was messy, but now I just say goodbye if I don't like it, which proves that the man doesn't really like that woman at all, but just wants to have fun. If a man really loves that woman, he will definitely be angry." Sirius explain.

"Well... well, it's not because I don't like it anymore, it's because...it's because a man... loves that woman very much, so that man thinks that she should be given to him, so..." James struggled described.

"Hehe! That's even worse." Sirius smiled.

"The other party must feel humiliated and pitied. What's the most important thing for a man? It's face! You can't lose this if you lose anything." Sirius seemed to be very authoritative.

"Then what should I do?" James was at a loss, neither this nor that, love is too troublesome!

"You don't understand that." Sirius put his arm on James' shoulder, looking like a good brother.

"First of all, you have to show that giving up this woman is very painful for you. Then you have to properly show that the other party is a very good man, and that woman is happier with him than with you. Finally, waved away lonely Go, send blessings, this is the correct answer!"

"So there are still so many steps... I thought it was over after I said it..." James muttered to himself.

"By the way, what the hell are you doing?" Sirius strangled James' neck, looking like he was going to torture him to extract a confession.

"Cough, cough." James was struggling to breathe.

"That, I said, I said!" James said.

"I was going to give Lily to Snape, but after I finished speaking, he gave me a one-sided sunglasses. Look, it still hurts." James pointed at his eyes pitifully.

"Merlin's underwear, James, if I didn't know you too well, I would have thought you were going after Snape!" Sirius said with his hand on his forehead.

James sighed, speaking very seriously.

"Sirius, I don't think we can go on like this anymore, Snape is actually... brave, very brave, I don't want to keep embarrassing him anymore, and don't you think he's a good match for Lily?"

"I don't think so!" Sirius thought it was scary, a flower stuck in cow dung!

"That's why you gave up on Lily?" Sirius asked, it wasn't because he didn't like it anymore, and it wasn't because he was showing mercy, but because he felt that...Merlin, he thought the snot-nosed man was brave, so he quit automatically.

"I don't know how you look at Snape to see that he's brave. Anyway, I just think he's so useless that he looks like he wants to be bullied." Sirius felt his hands itch again as he spoke, wanting to slap Snape Curse the horse.

"Anyway, I don't want to go against him any more." Harry waved his hand indifferently.

"Well, well, you don't mind, what else can I say." Sirius didn't have any particular insistence on this, even James could give up Lily, what else in this world couldn't happen.