there is a zombie in love with you

After Ye left for class, Yu Chengjun stayed in the living room and worked on his work.

Although he was engaged in shady tomb robbery at night, Yu Chengjun had a very resounding title during the day—Honorary Doctorate from the Department of Archeology, University of K—even though the title was donated.

This trick was taught by Yu Chengjun's master, and of course the old guy bought one himself. K Archeology is regarded as the leader in the country, so it is also the fastest to get news from here.The Department of Archeology has always suffered from a lack of budget. Anyone who is willing to spend a lot of money can buy an honorary doctorate certificate. The tomb where Yu Chengjun stole the zombie was also known from the channel of K University.

However, being an honorary doctor also has obligations. Yu Chengjun occasionally gives lectures, which of course are not about analysis of historical materials, but field investigations or identification of cultural relics.

It was extremely complicated and trivial to sort out the materials. He struggled for a long time. When he looked up and saw that it was noon, he wondered whether he should ask the zombie to eat. But taking the jade pillow from his coffin is enough to offset it.

Thinking about it carefully, Yu Chengjun really doesn't know what the zombies want to eat.According to folklore, zombies are addicted to eating human flesh and blood, and they don't know if pork and pig blood soup suits his appetite.Seeing that his clothes are quite expensive, I hope he won't be a difficult master.

Yu Chengjun walked to the refrigerator and listened carefully to see if there was any movement inside.Ever since the zombie entered, weeping has been heard from inside, but now there is no sound.

Yu Chengjun reached out and knocked on the refrigerator door, and when he was about to call the zombie, he hesitated as to what to call him.Before he could think about it, the refrigerator door opened, and the zombie poked its head out timidly.

"Um...do you want to eat?"

After the zombie heard this, tears slowly welled up in his eyes.

"Engong, you are really my reincarnated parents. I have no way to repay your great kindness. Seeing that the family in Engong's house is surrounded by walls, life must be quite poor, but you can still be so merciful..."

Yu Chengjun hurriedly stopped him from continuing, frowned and said: "Wait, I really don't know what you said, I didn't do anything, I should thank you for saving us in the tomb. You──"

"My name is Kim, you can also call me Kim." The zombie blinked his eyes and said, his face was quite close.

Yu Chengjun took two steps back to widen the distance: "Okay, Jin. Please don't use honorifics or benefactors, I don't feel very comfortable. Just call me by my name, Yu Chengjun."

The zombie said shyly, "Is it okay to be called Jun? Jun, June, you must have been born in June?"

"I was born in February."

Although he was shot, Jin didn't care.He jumped out of the refrigerator and said gratefully, "Jun, I want to thank you solemnly, without your blood, I can't be resurrected..."

"……what?"

"Although I'm dead and lying in a coffin, my consciousness has always existed in a vague way. It feels like I'm drunk and wandering in a dream, but the dream has no content, and I can't feel time. Staying there is like the past. It seemed so long and unbearable for tens of thousands of years. Until...you appeared."

Jin turned around and took out a blood-stained cloth from the refrigerator, which had been wrapped around his body before.He touched it very much and said, "Your blood seeped into my skin along the coffin board, and at that moment, I woke up."

Yu Chengjun listened to him quietly, and also keenly noticed that Jin's tone of speech had changed.It seems that his previous Beijing accent was faked, and he forgot when he talked about the excitement.

"Afterwards, my skin grew out, my hair, nails, brain... Before that, I could be said to rely on my soul to think and feel, and then my five senses slowly came back..."

Yu Chengjun couldn't stand Jin counting which parts of his body could be used. To him, this beautiful skin was far less profitable than a mummy.

Yu Chengjun interrupted him and asked, "So, you have been fully resurrected now?"

Jin replied with a serious face: "It's not counted, baby, the most important thing about a man hasn't been—"

Yu Chengjun interrupted him: "Can you restore the original... the way you were when you just woke up?"

"Unless I die again and leave it for 100 years, then it will probably be..."

"Do you want to eat?" Yu Chengjun repeated his original question.

Jin tilted his head and thought for a while, "I don't know, I don't seem to be hungry, but I feel a little empty..."

"Really?" Yu Chengjun turned and left.It is best not to eat, and he also saves money.

After Ye Li pretended to be sick and came home from his first class in the afternoon, he saw a strange scene:

Yu Chengjun sorted out documents while eating as if no one was around—in fact, Yu Chengjun was working hard to study zombies, hoping to find the most efficient way to make money; while the zombie was sitting quietly by the side watching TV, with nimble fingers Zombies love you.Turning the stage quickly like a fly.

This scene can be called harmonious or weird, but Ye Li thinks that zombie looks super annoying.

"Why are you back?" Yu Chengjun asked.

Ye Li coughed twice and said, "I don't feel very well..."

"Oh, this is something that happens to everyone as a teenager, don't worry," Kim said smugly.

"Who talked to you!" Ye Li stared, "Master, what is this guy doing?"

Yu Chengjun spent some time explaining to Ye Li, Ye Li was listening and glancing at Jin, and Jin was talking to himself with a playful smile: "However, the world has changed a lot in just 100 years. "

Ye Li said dissatisfied: "Since this guy is awake, let him go."

Yu Chengjun thought that there should be something to use for this zombie, and he shook his head while wishful thinking: "He doesn't seem to have the ability to make a living, and he doesn't know anything about the outside world."

"Then send him to University K for anatomical research. I believe that the Department of Archeology or the School of Medicine should be very interested in how his body works." Ye Li said viciously.

Jin was taken aback, and the remote control fell to the ground: "Anatomy... you want to cut my body?!"

Ye Li took advantage of the victory and chased after him: "Yes, who knows if you have a human-like shell, but your body is full of maggots, carrion, or incense ash? I'm really interested."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jin immediately began to cry loudly: "I finally came back to life, am I going to die at the hands of a little eunuch again today? Your heart is really vicious!"

Jin was crying so loudly over there, while Ye Li was blowing his beard and staring with anger.

Jin cried a few times, turned to Yu Chengjun with teary eyes and said, "Jun, are you willing to kill me again? I have been dead for 100 years, and I have no one to depend on. If even you want to abandon me, I will have no choice but to do so." That little eunuch said, one death will kill a hundred!"

Yu Chengjun turned his head away.I have also thought about this alternative method myself, since he no longer looks like a zombie, it is not impossible to sell it under other names, such as a person who is still alive without breathing and heartbeat... and so on.But now this zombie looks very pitiful, if he sells him, wouldn't he be worse than a beast?

You can't sell it, you can't throw it away... Alas, Yu Chengjun deeply regrets his stupid decision to pick up the zombie.

"Hey, don't think that crying can solve the problem!" Ye Li gritted his teeth secretly.

He knew that Yu Chengjun was soft-hearted, and he couldn't bear to be begged like this.At the beginning, he tried hard to stay here for a long time, but in the end he sacrificed the killer @Tears@, and the zombies have grasped Yu Chengjun's weakness so quickly, this enemy should not be underestimated.

Sure enough, Yu Chengjun stopped Jin impatiently and said, "Jin, I will let you stay here until you find a place to go."

Jin immediately burst into tears, and his expression changed so quickly that even Ye Li couldn't help being speechless.

"Speaking of which, I really never thought about looking for your descendants or other relatives. Maybe you still have an old person alive." Yu Chengjun was eager to find out who this hot potato that couldn't make money was, and actively Asked, "What is your full name? Where is your home and ancestral home?"

Jin raised his head and thought for a long time, then spread his hands and said: "After 100 years, I have long forgotten. As for my life, I only have vague memories that I don't have the same memory. I lived in other places for a while when I was a child. Came here to settle down,

I don't know who it is.Where do you live and what is your name... I really can't remember. "

"Hey──" Ye Li clearly expressed his disbelief, "He still remembers that it was the third year of Xuantong when he raised his hair, how could he not remember his name."

Jin said gloomyly: "Don't you know how deep the dead man's obsession is? I still remember the hateful face of the man who killed me. I just want to find his corpse... It's a pity He should be gone, or I will let him die of fear..."

Ye Li spit secretly, this guy is quite capable of being a ghost...

Yu Chengjun looked at Ye Li as if blaming him.Unexpectedly, there are many grievances behind this zombie. It is pitiful to die so unclearly. He coughed dryly and said, "Don't worry, there will always be a way to find out who you are. You should be buried with your family. If you It would be great if you can recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors.”

Jin showed a gratified smile: "I accept your words. I hope that one day, I will forget my wish."

Ye Li also often tells lies, so he can tell at a glance that the zombie is not telling the truth, but Yu Chengjun has already believed the lie of the zombie, so he can only touch his forehead and sigh secretly.Ye Li knew that Yu Chengjun was soft-hearted and soft-hearted, his face looked cold, but his personality was stubborn and stubborn, once he made a decision, he couldn't say anything.

Yu Chengjun learned to rob graves since he was a child. He spent more time underground than on the ground, and he knew more about digging caves than people.If Ye Li had bad intentions, Yu Chengjun might have been sold by him long ago.

Although I have no problem, but that zombie deliberately deceives, there must be some intention, and I have to find a way to drive him away.

After the agreement was reached, Yu Chengjun continued to work on his materials, Ye Li helped to sort them out, and Jin watched the TV with great interest, his face almost stuck to the screen.

As a result of Yu Chengjun's questioning, it seems that Jin's eyesight is not very good, and he can't see clearly if he is not posted in front of the TV.

Before his butt was hot, Ye Li was unhappy with Jin's virtue, so he deliberately mocked him: "Hey, Ah Jin... I can call you Ah Jin? It's a good name. My family's golden retriever used to be called Ah Jin."

Jin replied slowly: "Of course you can, Xiao Yezi... I can call you Xiao Yezi, right? Calling you by this name will definitely make you rich and powerful. It seems that there was an eunuch named Ye in the former court..."

Ye Li and Jin's tit-for-tat confrontation did not affect Yu Chengjun at all.

He was thinking about how to find out Jin's real identity. Nine out of ten foreigners in those days were from the concession, but Jin's words could be heard to show respect for the Qing royal family, which was a bit contradictory.

Judging by Jin's clothing and speech, even if his family is not as rich as a country, at least it is a wealthy family sitting on one side.If it has not fallen by now, then Yu Chengjun should also be able to get a considerable reward... At least that's what he had planned.

There have been years of wars and xenophobia at the end of the Qing Dynasty. Many foreigners should have died in the war. If there is a way to investigate the data at that time, maybe some clues can be found.

"Jin, you said you were killed by someone? Do you remember who and why?"

Jin shook his head, looking a little dazed. "I really don't know what they killed me for. I have always been kind and charitable, formed good karma, acted like a chivalrous man, helped the weak... Could it be someone who is jealous of me?"

Ye Li looked like he was about to vomit.

Yu Chengjun knew that the zombie was talking nonsense, so he said with rare patience: "Think about whether you had any enemies in life, because...do you know that there is something strange about the place where you were buried?"

"What's so strange?"

"You should be able to resurrect because of this gift." Yu Chengjun pondered, "The place where you were buried is a corpse cave."

Yu Chengjun took some time to explain to Jin the principle of raising corpses, and Jin put away the teasing just now and listened attentively.

"...Therefore, if you have any slight clues, please tell me. If the person who killed you deliberately buried you in that kind of evil place, maybe it was to bring harm to your family and future generations."

Jin Mianlu asked doubtfully, "...is there really such a thing?"

Yu Chengjun said calmly: "The matter of Feng Shui fortune is a believer's Hengxin. I haven't seen it with my own eyes and I dare not judge it, but after seeing you, I think this should not be groundless."

Jin shrugged and said helplessly, "It's too abstract, I can't understand it."

"It's normal for you to have difficulty accepting it for a while."

"No, I believe what you said, both. It's just that I don't have any idea right now. After all, it's strange to be speechless, so it's hard to imagine..." Jin Bian pursed his lips, "But look at me who is not breathing and my heart is still beating. A body that can move freely is really ironic.”

Yu Chengjun's heart moved, and he asked, "Jin, how old are you?"

Jin coughed lightly, and said solemnly: "Our family is only twenty years old, there is no high hall above, no wife and children below, good character, no chronic illness..."

"You think you're on a blind date! Do you want to tell me how many hairs you have on your body?" Ye Li scolded.

...It should be counted as 120 years old now, Yu Chengjun thought seriously.

It turned out that he was only 20 years old when he died, no wonder a little innocence leaked unintentionally.He doesn't look like a treacherous person, it seems that it should be a dispute of the previous generation.It's a pity that he lived for 20 years and died before he had tasted all the ups and downs.It's just that it's good or bad for him to return to the world now.

"Jun, you are really a good person." Jin suddenly said something irrelevant.

Yu Chengjun was stunned, "What do you mean?"

Jin Wei tilted her head, her soft blonde hair pouring down. "Here, Xiaoye and I were both picked up by you, right? If I hadn't met you, I might have been arrested and dissected by now, and Xiaoye might have been castrated..."

Ye Li furiously said, "Don't compare me with you!"

Yu Chengjun said flatly: "Ye Li is not living here for nothing, I brought you back partly because I thought you had valuable funeral objects with me, and I am willing to keep you because you don't need to spend my money. In the end, if I find your family, I will inevitably make a big deal out of it.”

Jin giggled, not taking it seriously at all.

At this time, the female anchor's correct voice came from the idle TV.

What attracted them was not the voice, but the word "ancient tomb" she said.

Due to industry relations, Yu Chengjun and Ye Li were particularly sensitive to keywords, and they immediately focused on the news.

The content is probably that a tomb that was set on fire was discovered in a certain county. It is amazing that dozens of coffins in the tomb were burned to nothing. Currently, the age of the tomb and the arson suspects are still being investigated.

"These days..." Ye Li said, "Don't people know how to respect the dead now? It's such a big commotion, I thought it was the tomb of Ah Jin that we robbed a few days ago and it was discovered... But with this Compared with the news, a shabby tomb with only one stinky mummy is nothing unusual.”

Yu Chengjun glanced at Ye Li, thinking that before he was a teenager, he wanted to destroy the corpse to find property... He didn't touch Ye Li, but said: "I just remembered after seeing this news. I haven’t let go of those things last time, so I’m afraid there will be trouble if I keep them.”

Jin immediately opened his eyes wide, and said expectantly, "Jun, you want to go out? I want to go too."

Yu Chengjun hesitated and said: "I think you should stay at home for the time being... The outside world has become more than you think. The past 100 years have made the world completely different."

Jin raised his head triumphantly, pointed at the TV and said, "I've been watching TV for nearly three hours, and I have a certain understanding of the current situation. Don't worry, I won't buy things with anyone. I also know the dangers of the world. , Fraud syndicates are everywhere..."

Ye Li asked in a low voice: "Master, what did he watch for so long? Social record?"

Yu Chengjun frowned and said, "Your appearance is too ostentatious, I don't want to cause trouble."

Jin Zhuo pondered for a long time, and said in a rather awkward way: "Then... let me change into the same coarse clothes as you? It would be a pleasure to experience the life of the common people once in a while..."

Yu Chengjun had a feeling that Jin was like a pet begging you to take him for a walk with teary eyes, his expression looked extremely pitiful.

"Okay." He reluctantly looked at Jin's figure, "You can wear my clothes first, and your hair must be cut off..." Looking at Jin's waist-length hair, Yu Chengjun asked strangely: "By the way, why didn't you shave your hair? Or did your hair grow overnight?"

"Na, shave hair!" Jin said in disbelief, "Jun, do you like that hairstyle better?! If you want, I can try it a little bit, but I don't think that hairstyle suits me..."

With a mournful face, Jin held the top and jeans that Yu Chengjun found for him, changed clothes awkwardly, and complained that the clothes were too narrow and made him uncomfortable.

In fact, Jin and Yu Chengjun have similar body types. Even if the clothes are worn backwards, their well-proportioned figures are fully revealed.After changing out of a heavy robe, he looks much fresher. If you don't know that he is a century-old zombie, you will definitely think that he is a youthful college student.

Regardless of Jin's murmurs, Yu Chengjun pulled him over and sat down, and cut off that beautiful blond hair with a swish of the scissors.

Jin picked up a lock of hair on the ground, and said distressedly: "I really don't understand your modern aesthetics... At that time, only bandits could cut their hair short."

Yu Chengjun cut Jin's hair to shoulder length, and then there was nothing he could do, so he just took a rubber band and tied it up.

"...It's a bit badly cut, but it should be fine to wear the hat." He awkwardly comforted the frustrated Kim.

"It doesn't matter, since it was requested by Jun, there should be nothing wrong." Jin smiled miserably.

Jin trusted him so much, but Yu Chengjun felt guilty. He perfunctorily took a fur hat for Jin to put on, and helped him tuck his hair into the hat.

Ye Li was upset when he saw the boss, knowing that Yu Chengjun loves to take care of others, but no one shared Yu Chengjun's tenderness with him before.

"Master, I'll go with you too!" Ye Li said loudly.

Yu Chengjun was giving the jacket to Jin, turned around and asked in surprise, "Don't you hate going there?"

Ye Li swallowed his saliva and said, "...It doesn't matter if you go once in a while."

"Didn't you leave early because you didn't feel well? There are so many people in that place, so you should stay at home and rest." Yu Chengjun didn't understand Ye Li's thoughts at all, and frowned, "It's too ostentatious for so many people to go, and now there is a lot of noise outside tight."

Ye Li thought bitterly, if he had known earlier, he would have used other excuses...

Yu Chengjun was completely unaware of Ye Li's remorse, and told Jin: "When you go out later, remember to follow me closely, and don't act without authorization."

"I will definitely behave like you modern people..." Jin said, picking up the TV remote control and attaching it to his ear: "While walking, I have to put one hand in my trouser pocket while talking to this, when I stop, You have to press this thing hard, I see it all the time on TV... But, this little box has a lot of uses."

Only then did Yu Chengjun know why education experts advise not to let children watch too much TV...

He took the remote control from Jin's hand and sighed, "I'll explain it to you when I get back. Don't say anything when you go out, and don't do any other unnecessary actions."

Jin didn't know why, so he obediently followed Yu Chengjun's instructions.

It wasn't until he got outside that Jin realized that the small screen of the TV couldn't show the shocking power of the real world.

"Jin, what's wrong with you?" Yu Chengjun asked after noticing Jin's strange condition.

Yu Chengjun's house is located in a small alley, about [-] meters away from the door will lead to the main road.At four o'clock in the afternoon, the four-lane road was full of traffic, and the sidewalks next to it were bustling with passers-by, most of whom were commuters.

Jin looked at the scene in front of him and felt a little dizzy. The dirty air and harsh horns impacted his senses, "...I, I'm fine, but I'm a little surprised to see so many gasoline cars for the first time." Jin said bravely: "Does everyone use that kind of tool for transportation now? It really opened my eyes..."

"Most families have at least one car for their own use, or even two or three. We also have to take a car. Have you ever taken a car?"

With a pale face, Jin watched a huge cement truck rumbling past, grabbed Yu Chengjun's hand and said, "I, I'd better ride a horse. Do you have a horse? If you don't mind, we can take a ride together. What about a horse... or a sedan chair? You can also take a sedan chair.”

Yu Chengjun laughed: "No one rides a horse now, but there are modern sedan chairs...but we have to go to the next intersection."

Jin nodded his head, as long as he didn't get into the four-wheeled iron cart, it didn't matter.

He followed Yu Chengjun, and the oncoming crowd also made him feel nervous.When had he seen so many people?Even the temple fair is not so lively.

Kim buried his face in his collar, trying to avoid the eyes that greeted him.Absorbing the smell of Yu Chengjun on the clothes, as if doing so would make him more stable.

He raised his eyes and saw tall and heavy buildings that seemed to collapse at any moment.I didn't expect that the world has changed so much. From waking up to now, all I can see are strange things, cold and stiff.

Seeing Jin shrinking but holding back, Yu Chengjun felt a little regretful.Sure enough, Jin shouldn't be allowed to go out so soon, because he seems to have no problem adapting to seeing him alive and well at home, so he hastily agreed to him...

And Jin's appearance also attracted a lot of attention, so it's no wonder he was so nervous.

"Jin, you should go back first." Yu Chengjun said, "I can't distract you from taking care of you. I have to talk about business later. You will hinder me like this."

Knowing that Yu Chengjun saw his embarrassment, Jin said with a sneer, "It's okay, it's okay, you have to try to get used to it, right?"

Yu Chengjun heard that he didn't even have Beijing movies, so he knew that Jin probably didn't have the extra effort to put on a show.He sighed, "I saw the sedan chair, you will feel better after you get on it."

Kim laughed and said, "Great, I really need some alone time...space..."

Jin's voice stopped abruptly when he saw a huge four-wheeled iron cart parked in front of them.