there is a zombie in love with you

Yu Chengjun dragged Jin out after lunch the next day, and he was also mysteriously unwilling to say anything.The old ghost smiled thoughtfully, while Ye Li was furious... Although he already knew that the scene between Yu Chengjun and Jin who looked like a prostitute and a prostitute the day before was intended to be angry with him .

It took nearly 10 minutes of a bumpy, harrowing drive -- at least for King -- to finally reach his destination.

After Jin finished vomiting, Yu Chengjun asked something irrelevant: "Yiqing, do you still care about your identity now?"

"No..." Jin held his chest in pain and said, "The only thing that made me care about it before I was alive is this car sickness that can't be cured no matter how fucking it is!"

"Then treat it as experiencing something you have never done before. Now you don't think that only bandits can cut their hair short?" Yu Chengjun looked at Jin Ban's long and uneven hair and said, "You should too. I changed my look."

They walked into a hair salon, there were no customers at this time, and everyone's eyes were on them...or Jin, after all, most hair stylists are short, and the two big men immediately exuded a powerful look when they entered. aura.

The two girls standing at the counter greeted them, and asked attentively, "Do you two want a haircut?"

"Only him." Yu Chengjun pushed Jin out, feeling a little awkward in this kind of place.

"Do you want to appoint a stylist?"

"Whatever...you can cut it well."

A female stylist who looked to be in her thirties skillfully asked Kim to take her place and asked, "Uh...excuseme? This..."

Yu Chengjun coughed twice and said, "He can speak Chinese, you can talk to him directly."

"That's good." The stylist seemed to be more relieved, and hurriedly asked Yu Chengjun to sit aside and wait, and served him coffee.Looking back at Jin's hair, he clicked his tongue and said, "Sir, did you cut your hair yourself? We have also encountered many customers who accidentally dripped paint on their hair, or wanted to cut off their burnt hair. Of course they will." Make a mess."

Kim said solemnly, "It was cut by my beloved, who wanted me to shave my head."

"Hey, does your girlfriend like bald heads?" The stylist looked at Jin regretfully, "It's very cold now, and you'll get a headache if you blow your head. At least you'll have to wait until summer. Your hair is pretty good, so shaving your head should be the same." It's very stylish, but I think it's better to use a refreshing shape..."

The stylist had a lot of discussion with Jin, and then he asked Jin with a smile, "What kind of cut do you want? Do you want to dye and perm? Now you can get [-]% off perm, dye and care."

"...Dye your hair?"

"That's right." The hair stylist brought up a sample book from the side and showed it to Jin. "Your hair color is very beautiful, but occasionally you want to change it? The color is very light and you don't need to bleach it. I can help you make golden brown highlights to make your hair look more layered..."

"This." Jin pointed to the sample book and said, "I want to dye this color."

Yu Chengjun leaned over and saw that Jin was pointing at a lock of black hair.

The stylist looked a little surprised and asked: "This is the darkest, are you sure you want to dye this color? Because it is quite different from your hair color, it may be dyed very close to the roots... Although we use plant-based hair dyes But try not to touch the skin, after all, it doesn’t seem to be good for the kidneys or bladder... If new hair grows, you need to re-dye it every once in a while, or it won’t look good.”

Jin nodded, and said, "It's okay, my hair won't grow anymore, because I'm dead—"

Yu Chengjun hurriedly kicked Jin's chair to make him shut up, and embarrassedly said to the stylist: "His hair... grows very slowly, so let's dye him this color."

Once the decision is made, the stylist starts work.As more and more of Jin's hair fell to the ground, the hairstyle slowly took shape.

Yu Chengjun looked at the newspaper leisurely at the side, occasionally glanced at it and praised the skillful hand of the stylist in his heart.

After the hair was cut and washed, there were more people in the store.The assistants were busy doing things, and the stylist had to leave Kim behind and adjust the hair dye by himself.

Jin sneaked up to Yu Chengjun's side and said triumphantly, "How about my new hairstyle? I think it can bring out my masculinity better than the previous long hair."

Yu Chengjun touched the ends of King Kong's cut hair.The new hairstyle is very crisp and clean, making Kim look younger, even if dyed with other colors, it will look good.

After being praised by Yu Chengjun, Jin laughed a few times, and then asked in a low voice: "I don't want to appear timid, but there are some things I must ask clearly."

"what?"

Jin quietly pointed to the other two customers in the store.There are machines for perming hair behind them, with circular hoods covering their heads, emitting bursts of heat.Another client, who was getting her hair dyed, had a pile of silver aluminum foil wrapped around her head.

"Jun, are they roasting their heads? I don't think it's a fun activity." Kim said palely.

Yu Chengjun could understand Jin's fear, because even he thought it was unbelievable. With so much aluminum foil wrapped around his head, it is estimated that adding an antenna can receive satellite signals.

Afterwards, the hair dyeing process went smoothly. Even when the hair stylist wrapped pieces of aluminum foil on Jin's hair, Jin was calmly afraid.

However, the dyed results are very good.Yu Chengjun looked at the freshly baked gold with critical eyes, so perfect that he couldn't find a single flaw.The smooth black hair made Jin's skin look fairer, and the deep facial features added a sense of mystery.

Jin still had a smug look until he left the store, and he couldn't help but look around at his reflection as he passed by the store next to him.

"I never thought I would be so suitable for black hair!" Jin excitedly said, "Why didn't I think of dyeing my hair black before? Why didn't I inherit my father's black hair? Jun, do you think I look like that now?" Do you look like a Han Chinese?"

"Not like." Yu Chengjun said honestly.

"Huh?!" Jin stared intently at the glass curtain, and then suddenly realized: "Is it the eyes? My eyes are blue?"

Yu Chengjun didn't know if he should truthfully say that Jin's problem was not the color of his eyes, but that his eyesight was really bad.After weighing it, he decided to let Jin understand the reality.

"Let's go, let's go to the glasses shop and get you a pair of corneal discoloration lenses."

Jin's eyes were red and he returned home, and Qian urged Yu Chengjun not to tell Ye Li what happened to him in the glasses store.

When the clerk helped him put the contact lenses on, Kim screamed in pain and couldn't put them on.According to King, since he is a zombie, his eyeballs cannot secrete fluid, so of course he cannot wear any contact lenses with such dry eyeballs.

Later, the clerk took ordinary lenses and asked Jin to try them on. Once he put them on, he felt dizzy and nauseated.After tossing for a long time, the two parties finally reached a consensus that "it seems that this business cannot be done".But in order not to let Jin paste in front of the TV screen, Yu Chengjun still helped him with a pair of glasses.

Although everyone has reservations about Jin's retro plastic-rimmed glasses, his newly dyed black hair has aroused a good response.

Ye Li did not hide his admiration: "It seems that I can no longer call you A Jin, why not call you Xiao Hei? My family raised it before..."

The old ghost touched his chin and said, "Oh, he's very handsome. Much more pleasing to the eye than that brad fart."

Jin was very excited, his eyes glowed and he said to Cheng Jun: "Jun, thank you for giving me such a good gift!"

"This is not for you, I have already recorded it on the account." Yu Chengjun reminded.

"In the past, I was always concerned that although I was clearly a Han Chinese, I couldn't look like a Han Chinese, because this appearance really made me suffer a lot."

Jin picked up a hair that fell on the clothes, it was as bright and rich as a wheat ear in the sun.

"Now I don't care about these things anymore, no matter what kind of face and hair color it is given to me by my parents... But it can't be denied, the lady stylist is right, I look good no matter what hairstyle I have ?”

"The last sentence is redundant!" Ye Li scolded.

"Not bad, little zombie." The ghost old man praised: "Although you have slept for 100 years, your brain is much more flexible than that of my old-fashioned apprentice. Of course, you can't be a man. It can be regarded as the largest ethnic group, there is no need to make yourself like those rambunctious Hollywood stars!"

"...Master, you completely misunderstood what he meant." Yu Chengjun said helplessly.

"I was worried that this little zombie's hair was too eye-catching. If we go to rob the tomb, we can't be so flamboyant." The ghost old man looked at Jin with satisfaction and said, "You are qualified now."

Yu Chengjun asked in surprise, "Is it true that you said that there is a big tomb?"

"If you want to rob, of course you have to rob the real tomb. Who will rob the fake tomb? I'm still waiting for news, old man. This time, the four of us went together. It's probably unprecedented for three generations to rob a tomb together." The ghost old man laughed.

"Are you going to bring the two of them?" Yu Chengjun frowned.

"The tomb needs manpower this time, and you don't have to be a fool if you have it ready." The old ghost said confidently.

"It's two different things. Ye Li only went to the ground with me a few times, and Jin doesn't know anything about it. How can I let them go?"

The old ghost shook his head and sighed: "You really should study hard. Ye Li is small and thin, if there is a hole we can't get through, he will come in handy; and the little zombie is more useful, he has the invulnerable King Kong Bad body, if you accidentally activate some mechanism, wouldn't it be good to use him as a shield?"

Jin and Ye Li stood aside innocently, no matter how dull they were, it was obvious that Old Ghost regarded them as free porters and bulletproof vests.

Yu Chengjun dissatisfied: "Master, you did this to save money, right? The tools and equipment should have been prepared in the first place, how can you use them to pay for it?"

"Are you pretending to be generous at this moment? Or, you will pay for the equipment."

"Impossible." Yu Chengjun said firmly.

"Then the decision is made!" the old ghost said loudly, "They both have to go! If I face your poker face all day, I will be suffocated to death."

Yu Chengjun was about to object, but Jin tugged at his sleeve and said, "It's okay, I want to see it too. And I have to do something to pay off the debt, right?"

Ye Li stared at Jin cautiously and said, "I'm going too! I will never let Ah Jin stay alone with Master in that kind of place where no one is around. What if he suddenly becomes violent or lustful? "

"Your teacher will also go." Yu Chengjun reminded him not to forget the existence of Old Ghost.

The old ghost said irritably, "In short, I've got my word! These few days, I'll recharge my batteries and make plans after the news comes out."

Yu Chengjun sighed. If Ye Li and Jin did not object, he would have no position to refuse.Since there is a rare tomb, even he feels ready to move, not to mention how excited Ye Li and Jin are.

He figured in his heart that if he made enough money this trip, they should also change houses.Both Ye Li and Jin, who are in their adolescence, need a larger space... or a sturdy refrigerator that can withstand falling.

In the next few days, Yu Chengjun went shopping for equipment everywhere.All of a sudden four people have to go down, the tool preparation pays more attention to the division of labor, and the shopping list is listed in a large sheet.But Yu Chengjun spent his money with peace of mind...or it didn't cost him a dime at all.He found a store he was familiar with, and boldly recorded it all in the old ghost's account.

Jin did not follow him these days, but went out alone to find a part-time job.Now Jin is very familiar with the life of modern people, and he behaves like a foreigner who has fully integrated into the Eastern society when he advances and retreats.

However, Yu Chengjun felt a little empty. After all, he was used to Jin being around him, and his heart was full of emotions that a child would suddenly leave the nest independently one day.

When Yu Chengjun came home one afternoon, Jin was the only one who was bored watching TV. He looked cute in black-rimmed glasses.

"Why are you the only one here?" Yu Chengjun asked.

"Little Yezi had club activities today, and Lord Taishan ran out after saying 'four big men are crowded in a small room, I'm about to die of suffocation'."

Yu Chengjun put down the things on his body, hesitated for a long time before asking: "Today is not going well?"

"Hmm..." Jin nodded sullenly.

Jin’s job hunting process was not very smooth, because of his appearance—until now, Jin still doesn’t know why he doesn’t look like a Han Chinese even though his hair is dyed black—not many shops are willing to give him an interview opportunity, even though Jin keeps Emphasize that I am willing to endure hardships and stand hard work, but most of the resumes submitted are still nothing.

"Don't worry too much, you don't need to pay back the debt immediately." Yu Chengjun comforted. "By the way, what happened to your hair?"

Jin's hair was combed into a ridiculous three-quarter-length suit cut, and it was meticulously attached to the head.Jin stroked his hair and said, "Isn't it pretty?"

Yu Chengjun looked at Jin and couldn't say "very funny" no matter what.

"Master Taishan told Xiao Yezi that if you want to find a job, you should dress neatly, and he also found a suit for me." Jin pulled the collar of his shirt and said with a bitter face, "But I'm really not used to wearing it, it's so uncomfortable."

The crumpled suit that was thrown aside, even Yu Chengjun couldn't remember when he had this suit.It seems that Jin can't find a job, and Bacheng and the ghost old man and Ye Li are inseparable.

"What kind of places have you been looking for a job?" Yu Chengjun asked.

Jin tilted his head and thought: "Well... convenience stores, breakfast shops... and chain coffee shops and hypermarkets, these places do not require professional skills."

Yu Chengjun sighed secretly.It's no wonder that Jin is dressed in a weird way, and these are places where he needs to face serving customers, so no one dares to use him.

"Jin..." Yu Chengjun quickly changed his words under Jin's resentful eyes: "Yiqing, you don't need to dress so...formally, the requirements of these workplaces don't require you to wear a neat suit."

Yu Chengjun stretched out his hands to comb the messy golden hair, and helped him comb it neatly, saying: "You don't need to comb your hair like that, unless it's a formal occasion... No, no matter what the occasion, don't comb this hairstyle again."

"Really?" Kim said in a daze.

"Take it lightly and try again. I think your expressive ability should be fine."

Yu Chengjun taught himself the things to pay attention to in the interview, but Jin's side was distracted and didn't listen at all.Yu Chengjun was standing very close to him, Jin could only see his clothes, feel the warmth radiating from this body, and his nose was full of that dizzying smell...

Jin resisted the urge to hug Yu Chengjun because he didn't want to be looked down upon.

A few days ago, Kim saw a women's discussion program on TV. The topic of the program was "annoying men", and then Kim sadly found that his behavior was completely classified as "Pig Brother".He doesn't quite understand what brother pig means, but it's not a good word anyway, so he tries his best to avoid acting beyond the rules.

Jin justifies himself in his heart, he is not Brother Pig or lustful, but the education he has received since he was a child is like this... But this kind of reason is hard to convince even himself, why he grew up reading sage books, but he didn’t learn the Han people reserved?

Yu Chengjun didn't notice the battle between heaven and man in Jin's heart, and asked, "Did you hear what I just said?"

"...Jun, you are as worried as my mother."

After Jin said something that he didn't know whether it was a compliment or a derogation, he pointed to the sundries piled beside him and said, "By the way, your phone rang for a long time just now. I wanted to answer it for you, but the TV said that couples should To keep a proper distance will not make the other half feel oppressed, so I can't peek at your letters or phone calls."

For Jin's eloquence, Yu Chengjun didn't know whether to thank him for his thoughtfulness, or to remind him not to think too much.He took out his mobile phone from the pile of books on the table and looked at the missed calls. The three calls were all the same number.

Yu Chengjun had no memory of this number, and when he was considering whether to call back, his phone rang loudly.It's the same person.Just after pressing the call button, I heard a loud and cheerful voice from the receiver: "Cheng Jun, you finally answered the phone, I have been looking for you for a long time!"

After hearing his voice, Yu Chengjun asked uncertainly, "You are...Professor Luo?"

Kim immediately made a disgusted expression.

"That's right. I want your phone number from the school. Chengjun, I remember your last lecture. There are some on-site photo materials and investigations of the ruins, right? Can you lend me those materials?"

Yu Chengjun said directly, "Okay."

"Also, I would like to borrow it from you."

"No problem..." Yu Chengjun blurted out before realizing what the other party said, and asked suspiciously, "You mean, borrow 'me'?"

Professor Luo's laughter could be heard even Jin through the phone: "I want to ask you for help. I have so much information here that one person can't handle it. The assistants also have their own things to do. What's more, I want to hand in It’s more reassuring to have someone with experience do it.”

Yu Chengjun hesitated and said, "I don't know if I can help..."

He and Professor Luo are not familiar, they only meet each other in school.Now Professor Luo asked him to help, which caused some doubts in Yu Chengjun's heart.Is there really such a shortage of people?

Professor Luo enthusiastically persuaded: "Absolutely no problem! It's just a simple way to put the data into the database, but it's quite trivial and complicated to do, so I hope you can help me, Chengjun. You have always been careful in doing things, and I believe it will be no problem to leave it to you. of."

Jin crooked his face and signaled Yu Chengjun to reject Professor Luo with his lips.

Yu Chengjun ignored Jin's distorted face due to jealousy, thinking that it was just a favor, and it shouldn't be a serious problem... He said to the phone: "If I can help you, I will be obliged. "

Jin said angrily, "Jun, this is so unlike you! You haven't even asked how much he is willing to pay! Are you willing to work for that weird man?"

"Shut up." Yu Chengjun pressed the phone and shouted in a low voice.

With an aggrieved expression on his face, Jin said loudly, "I want to go too!"

Before Yu Chengjun could tell him to shut up, he heard Professor Luo say in surprise: "There are others? Very good, please come here together. I am short of manpower here."

Yu Chengjun reluctantly exchanged a few words with Professor Luo, and after hanging up the phone, his eyes flicked to Jin who was sitting beside him.

Jin slightly flinched, but still said confidently: "I'm just helping you fight for your rights, otherwise the salary dispute will turn into a labor dispute, and you will have to go to court! At that time, you may go to jail!"

Yu Chengjun said lightly: "Do you know what a favor is? Sometimes unpaid help is for the sake of favor, not to mention that it did not cause me actual expenses. If you want to include labor expenses, your arrears But it’s much more than that now.”

Jin was speechless, his face turned red and white for a long time before he murmured: "I'm just worried about you... I saw a strike on the news, because the demand for a salary increase failed, and finally turned into a violent conflict. Many people They're all locked up..."

"Are you worried that I will be arrested if I go to Professor Luo to ask for my salary?" Yu Chengjun said with a smile.

Jin nodded. Although what he said was not entirely true, half of his opposition was selfish.

Yu Chengjun didn't say much, but turned his head to tinker with the spoils he had just purchased.Although Jin's concept was misguided quite seriously, he still cared about him in his own way, which made Yu Chengjun feel a little guilty pleasure.

He couldn't tell what kind of feelings he had for Jin, he could only vaguely realize that this was different from the love he had for Ye Li. At least when Ye Li also showed jealousy, Yu Chengjun would just laugh it off and take Ye Li away. Classified as a behavior that approximates a child's possessiveness towards a parent.

Yu Chengjun thought for a long time, and felt that he was probably bewitched by Jin's appearance and innocent smile, not to mention how can he maintain a normal mind when he is pursued so enthusiastically?

After careful calculation, he may not have had a girlfriend for a long time. After all, the only women in the tomb robber industry who can usually come into contact with are rotting corpses lying in coffins, and he has to take away their funerary objects. Thank goodness for that.

He began to think seriously, does the tomb robbery industry have a future?

Yu Chengjun doesn't want to live alone for the rest of his life. Although Ye Li and Jin are by his side now, they will leave one day.He should also make a career plan, hoping to get married at least before the age of 35 and have children before the age of 40... No, the children are fine, and Yeli and Jin are enough for him.

As for Jin, from his narration of the past, it is impossible to tell whether he had a homosexual tendency in the first place, but Yu Chengjun believes that Jin just fell into the chick complex, just like in dramas, according to the usual practice, the heroine wakes up again after a coma, Ninety-nine out of ten people will fall in love with the man who saved their life at first sight.

Yu Chengjun sighed.Jin was finally reborn, and he really shouldn't spend time on this incomprehensible man.Maybe he should help Jin find a job together, find a workplace with many women, and over time, Jin will naturally understand the beauty of women.