Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Yoyo covered his eyes with his hands, his face was as red as dripping blood, he stuttered and whispered, "Dad...Dad...you, you, you are walking the bird."

Ye Yu's expression froze, and then he realized that the thing below was chilly.Ye Yu let out an "Aww", quickly covered the important parts, pulled out a towel with one hand and wrapped it around her waist quickly.

I don't know what stimulated the child Lengsha, but at this moment he popped up and said: "Lao Ye, your thing is small and white, it must be a place."

Ye Yu was shocked, picked up a pillow on the children's bed, raised it high, and said to Leng Sha angrily: "I will kill you! Don't run if you have the guts!!!"

Leng Sha laughed and fled around.

Because the murder weapon is just a soft pillow, it doesn't hurt Leng Sha occasionally to be caught up by Ye Yu and thumped hard.Leng Sha fled and called for help, but he had a happy expression, he didn't seem to be running for his life, but he seemed to be enjoying this kind of "chasing and killing".

It was probably because Leng Sha let the water go on purpose, or it might be because Ye Yu was really quick in reaching out; the process of the two chasing and fleeing only lasted 2 minutes, and Leng Sha was thrown to the ground by Ye Yu.

Laughing coldly: "The Mushroom King is merciful!"

Ye Yu shuddered when he heard the words "King of Mushrooms". At this moment, he reacted slowly: his biggest secret was exposed!

Leng Sha shook the phone, put on a wretched expression and said sinisterly: "Lao Ye, I didn't want your transformation process to be exposed on the Internet, so I quickly let you go, I have a big brother..."

With red eyes, Ye Yu pressed the pillow on Leng Sha's face and shouted, "I want to silence you!!!"

Leng Sha struggled, turned over with all his strength, and pressed Ye Yu and the pillow in his hand to the floor.

"Lao Ye!" Leng Sha shouted.

"Aww! I'm going to kill you and silence you! If you are sensible, let me go and let me beat you up to vent your anger, maybe..."

"Ye Yu!!!" Leng Sha changed to a serious and serious tone this time.

"Huh?" Ye Yu froze for a moment.

"Ye Yu, I like you, please go out with me!" After a pause, Leng Sha didn't know what to think of, and the serious expression on his face, which was close to the adjective solemn, quickly broke down.He shook his head violently, and said frantically, "Ahhhhhh—by the way, I have discovered your secret, Lao Ye. If you don't agree, you have to agree, otherwise I will announce the process of your transformation."

After all, Lengsha is just a child.

Before meeting Ye Yu, Leng Slaughter didn't say "eyes are higher than the top", at least she was "high-minded and arrogant"; there are very few people who can fall into his eyes, and the few who can fall into Leng Slaughter's eyes, He can't have any "unusual thoughts" towards others; Ye Yu is the only exception--the first time Leng Sha saw Ye Yu in the Internet cafe that day, he was shocked by Uncle Yu--Ye Yu It's the only one that makes Leng Slaughter's heart flutter.

In other words, Ye Yu is Cold Kill's first love.

Cold killing this unlucky boy seems to be open, but in fact he has never had any emotional experience in his nearly 20 years of life.

For Ye Yu, it was the first time in his life to coldly kill his "tempered heart"; it was also the first time to confess his love.

If Leng Sha had a brain-filling theater like the characters in the comics, the villains in the theater would have knelt down and sang "Uneasy" by now.

Maybe it was a century, or maybe it was only a second, Ye Yu suddenly withdrew a hand, stretched out his finger and vigorously poked Leng Kill's navel.

Cold and painful, he unconsciously let go of Ye Yu's hand.

Ye Yu jumped up quickly, and rolled his eyes at Leng Sha.

"Learn to be gay at a young age. MB's is a bad habit of cutting off children and grandchildren. How can you coldly kill you, a good young man with a bright future? How can you do such a nonsensical thing?! You can't learn it well!"

Cold Kill ==|||

"Old Ye, what right do you have to say about me? Let me tell you... the one I met on the road today must be your former concubine!"

"So what?"

Cold Kill: "Master, you have a strong taste, and your vision is not very good."

Ye Yu frowned: "Who the hell are you saying has bad eyesight?!"

Leng Sha smacked his bangs narcissistically, and said frightfully: "Before I saw him, I was always worried that my rival in love would be too strong, but now..."

Ye Yu was speechless.

As for Ye Yu being able to transform into a mushroom, Leng Sha accepted it easily.

Perhaps this is the nature of youth.They have not been worn out by life. They have romantic feelings and all kinds of wonderful fantasies; they are very receptive to aliens.

In fact, Ye Yu's heart was moved when he coldly confessed his love.

Ye Yu already had a subtle feeling for Leng Sha, otherwise he would not be the first to think of Leng Sha when he returned to Greentown, let alone call Leng Sha for help.

Ye Yu subconsciously abandoned his "before death" relationship network, but only re-established contact with Lengsha: This fully proves that Lengsha's position in Ye Yu's mind is not just a game as Uncle Yu himself claimed The pure friendship between comrades in arms.

Or analyze it from another angle, cold kill is the best-looking in Ye Yu's circle of friends.Huh?If you look at it this way, maybe Ye Yu, who looks decent on the surface, actually has a "rippling" uncle's heart? ? ?

No matter whether Ye Yu's heart is fluttering or not, one thing is certain, that is, Ye Yu is not as calm as he appears.

There are two villains in Ye Yu's mind now, one is clamoring to "throw down the cold and kill immediately", and there is no such shop after passing this village; the other keeps telling him not to be impulsive.

The two villains were fighting in Ye Yu's mind, as if they were going to decide the winner.

Ye Yu actually hoped that the first villain would win, but Ye Yu didn't have the courage.When a person who has just been injured makes a new choice, he will subconsciously avoid all risks.

side story

[yoyo walking the bird and the serious dad]

someday.

Three poles in the sun.

Ye Yu went out early for a stroll.

There is no class for cold killing, so he huddled under the covers and stayed in bed, not thinking about it at all.

yoyo woke up early.

It endured for a long time with an empty stomach, and was uncomfortably hungry. After waiting and waiting, Ye Yu did not come home, so Yoyo rolled out of the child's bed and quietly climbed onto the big bed.

The little thing bravely tore off the blue plaid sheet wrapped around Leng Kill's head, and whispered, "Daddy, I'm hungry."

Leng Sha turned over, buried his head in the pillow, pretended not to hear Yoyo's call, and continued to lie on the bed cheekily.

Yoyo hesitated for a long time, and his voice became a little louder: "Daddy! I'm hungry!!!"

Cold Kill yawned.

The physiological mechanism of ghost mushrooms in human form is very close to that of humans, and it must replenish energy by eating.

If you don't eat, you will feel hungry.

Yoyo didn't eat much last night, it stayed up all night, and now it's so hungry that its chest sticks to its back; seeing that Lengsha refused to get up to cook for it, the little thing's eyes turned red, he bit his lip and jumped to the cold In front of Kill, he "pulled" Leng Kill's head from the pillow.

Yoyo tremblingly threatened Lengsha: "You, you, you... If you don't... get up and cook for me, I will sew your mouth shut." Sew XXX's mouth shut was Ye Yu when he was watching TV The mantra, yoyo has learned and styled, but it is a pity that it is used in the wrong place.

Leng Sha laughed at that time, he was so teased by yoyo that he lost sleepiness.Just when Leng Kill wanted to get up to cook for yoyo, out of the corner of his eye he saw a small white bud with a transparent texture dangling between yoyo's two short legs.

oh!Leng Sha took a deep breath, and the thing underneath immediately turned up.

Don't get me wrong, he is definitely not Lian (Crab) Tong's BT, he just thinks of Ye Yu's skin at once - Ye Yu's skin is white and tender, looks as textured as yoyo, isn't it the same as yoyo It's such an overly refined look.

Xiao Xiao has been thinking about Ye Yu for a long time.

Yoyo is Ye Yu's son - just thinking about it can make Lengsha's blood pressure rise, not to mention that he just thought of Ye Yu's second brother from Yoyo's naked bird.

Early in the morning, Lengsha was a young man with a lot of vigor.

The consequence of some kind of evil association in Lengsha's mind is "very pornographic and violent"——a certain unspeakable part is congested and high.

Ye Yu was not at home, so he turned on the air conditioner coldly and was rushed into the bathroom to have a cannonball with his Wuzhishan friend.

That day, Lengsha ordered yoyo to at least wear a pair of shorts in front of the "second person".

The first piece of Leng's family law is freshly released: No walking birds are allowed! ! !