Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

As soon as he entered the door, he turned his head and said to Ye Yu: "Uncle! Take off your clothes!!!"

Ye Yu's feet were weak, and he almost fell to the ground: "Pfft—what are you talking about, Xiao Leng?"

Leng Sha glanced at Ye Yu contemptuously: "Don't think I didn't see it. You put on a dozen pairs of panties when you went out. You wore three or four underpants! Are you as wretched as this?"

Ye Yu's conspiracy was exposed, but she didn't have a good attitude of admitting her mistake.He said angrily: "The clothes are so thin in summer, if I lose a few times, I will be stripped..."

Lengsha thinks that there will be friends on the mahjong field later, and then thinks that when Ye Yu loses and only has underwear left, he will take it off like this...

oh!Another one!Another panty is exposed!

Such a wretched thing, probably only Ye Yu could do it.

The cold kill was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.He glanced at Ye Yu, then suddenly rushed over and lifted Ye Yu up and threw him on the bed, never to reason with the awkward Uncle Yu again.Leng Kill directly took off Ye Yu's trousers, and quickly took off the extra pair of underwear on Ye Yu's body.

Uncle Yu yelled fiercely: "Ahhh! I will fight with you!" He stepped forward and was about to wrestle with Leng Sha.

Leng Sha was young and strong, knocked Ye Yu down with one move, then held Uncle Yu down with one hand, and quickly peeled off his extra vests with the other hand.

He said embarrassingly, "Lao Ye, you have prickly heat on your back!"

Ye Yu's armed configuration has become lower. He now only has a pair of underwear, a pair of trousers, a vest, and a short-sleeved shirt. This lineup is only enough for him to lose three times...

What?Obviously four pieces?

Is MLGB as wicked as you?Four pieces are enough!

Ye Yu looked listless like a defeated rooster.

Leng Sha felt uneasy: Lao Ye must be angry.He carefully put Ye Yu's shirt on, but he couldn't do anything with Ye Yu's trousers in his hand.

Killing coldly: "Master, you have prickly heat on your back. Why don't I find some medicine powder for you?"

Ye Yu shouted angrily, "What does it matter to you that I have prickly heat? Hand over my pants!" The angry Uncle Yu pulled off the trousers that were pinched by Leng Kill, and put them on vigorously.

Leng Sha kindly reminded: "Master, you are wearing your trousers backwards. Why don't you let Xiao Nu wait for you to change?"

Ye Yu threw herself face down on the bed, her ears were red, and she complained sullenly: "This world of MLGB! (Xiao Leng) expose my scars and take off my clothes! How can people live like this! Ah! Ah! I don't believe in friendship anymore!"

Isn't it just that a few pieces of clothes were stripped, but they were not stripped; Lao Ye, your behavior...is really worthless!

He was speechless and secretly worried. According to Ye Yu's level of conservatism, if he would kill Lao Ye in bed one day in the future—whether Ye Yu would be so depressed that he would jump off the building.Leng Sha really wanted to go home, log on to the forum, and post a post in the forum of "homestead}corruption conquers the world—it hurts to lay eggs!Seek a complete strategy to overthrow the shy sorghum (the type who easily becomes angry from embarrassment)!

Well, the matter of posting has to be pushed back for a while.

The card player's phone call has come.

"Cao thief, my mother has come, report the room number! My mother is going to join you!!!"

Cao thief is another nickname for cold killing, which belongs to a big-chested and sturdy LOLI.There is no need to look at the phone number or guess the voice, and without blinking, he replied directly: "Mimi, be a lady, be careful no one wants you! Come to the 010 lounge, you go to the front desk to book a floating ticket in the hot spring hall first." Card table."

"Oh! I'm here too!!!"

Ye Yu hadn't recovered from the admiration for the name "Mimi", and another even tougher one appeared: a beautiful girl with big eyes and ponytails wearing high heels with a pencil lead of 10cm by visual inspection broke into the room. A bright flash of light quickly flashed inside, accompanied by the sound of the shutter clicking.The beauty shouted loudly: "Sweep pornography!"

Ye Yu was embarrassed for a while, and suddenly heard a cold smile and said: "City management, where is Mimi?"

The beautiful woman called "City Management" laughed and refused to answer the cold question, but her eyes turned around Ye Yu several times.She laughed twice, and joked, "Xiao Leng, spring is here! Let me introduce you to the urban management aunt, what is the name of the child you abducted?"

Leng Sha narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Urban management, Lao Ye is already thirty! Don't bark like a child."

The urban management stood in awe, "Yo, Xiao Leng is capable! Pulling old weeds!!!"

At this time, a voice suddenly interjected: "Who cares! Did you get the photo? Use that thing to blackmail someone, and we will have all the ration money for next month!"

Laughing coldly: "Mimi, which cat food do you want? Let alone a month, I will pack and send it to you for half a year!"

Ye Yu looked at the three people full of energy, and deep in his heart, a group of mud horses galloped past.

Young people are alive!But but but... I was once young too! ! !I think I was also a good player at joking, chatting, and spanking back then, but now... I can't get in the middle of the conversation, oh, what a cake!

Ye Yu was a little sad.

His little frustration lasted until a group of people went to the table and finished playing a round of mahjong.

Probably because of bad mood and low energy, Ye Yu lost all the chips given to him before the cold kill after the first round of cards.

Well, the so-called chips are just a few pieces of flower cakes of different colors.So it's no big deal if you lose all your chips, the key is...

"Take off." Leng Sha was excited.

"Take it off!" Mimi was excited.

"Take it off!" The urban management officer raised his camera, but was shot off by Leng Sha.

Cold kill: "Urban management! Are you Edison Chen?!"

Mimi: "Who cares! Pick it up and shoot! I'll cover for you!"

Leng Kill glared at Mimi.

Ye Yu quickly kicked off the slipper on his left foot while several people were confronting each other, then picked up the slipper and shook it in front of the three of them, proudly said: "Uncle, take it off, let's continue!"

Cold Kill is both fortunate and disappointed.

The urban management protested with a troubled face: "I never heard that disposable slippers count!"

Mimi: "That's right! Kill your wife for cheating!!!"

puff--

If he didn't swallow quickly, Leng Sha would definitely spit out the mouthful of water he just drank.

Leng Sha secretly glanced at Ye Yu, carefully observed his face, and waved his hand: "Don't make noise, Mimi, the city manager. His slippers count, so do yours! What's so exciting about this?"

Only then did Mimi die down.

The urban management touched the camera. Although he was unwilling, he still put his precious camera back into the protective bag.

After rubbing in the next few laps, the four of them had different expressions.

Except for Ye Yu, Lengsha, Chengguan, and Mimi all looked disheveled.

Mimi, who was left with only her bra and little inside, slapped the poker table angrily, and cursed: "Killing your wife coldly pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger! It's so wretched! No way! You can't play this mahjong! My old lady wants Keep the festival!!!"

That's right, if you keep rubbing it, you'll be exposed, Leng Kill thought to himself.

There were a lot of colorful cakes on the small plate in front of Ye Yu. He comfortably squeezed a peony flower cake and threw it into his mouth, and praised triumphantly: "It's delicious!"

Mimi frowned, rushed over and pushed Uncle Yu into the hot spring water, splashing a big splash.

Leng Sha timely covered his face and turned his head to pretend to cough, pretending that he didn't see Ye Yu being murdered.He was shirtless, and even the earrings were pulled out as clothes to make up for it. It can be seen that the loss was bad enough...