Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Unexpectedly, Lengsha has such a narcissistic side, Ye Yu secretly called out cheating father, but Lao Ye thought about it: When he was reborn as a little mushroom and returned to Greentown penniless to join Lengsha, he seemed to be "pretending" too Quite "integrity", and now——Ye Yu roughly dissected himself, and instantly listed dozens of "bad" mushroom habits in his mind—staying in bed, neglecting housework, playing mahjong, playing games, pretending to be RY cheats equipment, money, and feelings in the game, and from time to time goes to the battle platform to cruelly abuse newcomers...

Well, Ye Yu rubbed her chin and thought, her own behavior is quite breaking down; then just reluctantly forgive Xiao Leng for his narcissism.Just after the transformation cooldown time passed, Ye Yu pretended to be thinking generously, and patted Lengsha's head casually.

Suddenly, Ye Yu smelled a sticky smell.

He sniffed his nose a few times, frowned and asked Leng Sha: "Xiao Leng, by the way, do you smell something burnt?"

Leng Sha came back to his senses, and under Ye Yu's reminder, he noticed a pungent burnt smell permeating the whole room.

Ye Yu slapped her thigh violently, screaming and ran to the kitchen: "Aww! My corn paste! My delicious corn paste!! And my dear oversized rice cooker!!!"

Just a second after Ye Yu ran into the kitchen, a scream from Uncle Yu broke the rare tranquility of the morning.

This was followed by the loud bang of the metal pot falling to the ground!

Without even thinking about it, Leng Kill rushed into the kitchen.

The kitchen was a mess.

Ye Yu's "dear oversized stainless steel rice cooker" has long been deformed, rolling down on the kitchen floor with black smoke.

Ye Yu, who had just transformed back into a human form within a few seconds, turned into a small mushroom again and collapsed on the side of the stove, looking like a severely dehydrated dried mushroom.

The blood faded from Leng Sha's face, and the child's brain suddenly lost the ability to think.He stood at the door of the kitchen, his breathing becoming inaudible.

Until the miserable "mummy" mushroom on the stove moved and said in an extremely hoarse voice: "I need a... a refreshing cold bath."

Leng Sha didn't react in time, he stood at the kitchen door for a while, and then resumed his actions like an old mechanical robot; his movements seemed to be a beat slower than usual, and he didn't even realize the speed of his speech slowed down.

Leng Sha couldn't control the trembling of his vocal cords, which made his words vibrate very obviously.Leng Sha heard him tremblingly asking in a voice he felt unfamiliar with: "Ye... Yu, what's wrong with you?"

The unlucky dehydrated mushroom was silent for a moment, and then reluctantly said: "Just now my skin directly touched the handle of the pot that was too hot, and the water was evaporated by the heat."

Leng Sha glanced blankly at the cauldron that had fallen on the floor and had been burned out of shape, and muttered to himself: "You are such a big person, how can you be instantly evaporated and turn into dried mushrooms?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get me a basin of water!"

Leng Kill took a basin of warm water from the small yoyo washbasin, quickly picked up Ye Yu and threw it into it.I don't know if it's his illusion, but Leng Sha always feels that Ye Yu's small mushroom-like body soaked in water is expanding at a speed visible to the naked eye, becoming plump again, as if full of elasticity.

Leng Sha couldn't help but use his index finger to press Ye Yu on the bottom of the water basin to test the feel.

The little mushroom spit out a bunch of bubbles, and curled up the cold finger with the mushroom stem comfortably.

Leng Sha breathed a sigh of relief, and his rusted thinking began to function normally.

"It's too bad!" Leng Sha couldn't help but commented, "It's a shame that you are still a big mushroom boss, a little high temperature can burn half of your life! It's really useless."

Ye Yu rolled his eyes, came up to the surface of the water, and argued loudly: "I just turned into a human form by relying on the skill of transforming into a potato boy. In fact, it is just a layer of simulated skin, and the inside is still a mini poisonous mushroom. It is small in size, It has a lot of water, so of course it can’t last long when it encounters high temperature! I’m not yoyo, it’s high enough level and strong enough. Yoyo’s transformation is the real transformation, and mine is at best a disguise.”

Leng Sha's face was a bit ugly: "So when I hugged you before, I hugged you with the 'skin' on your body?"

Ye Yu laughed dryly, and replied with a guilty conscience: "Little Leng, don't get excited. Last time Yoyo came back, I already asked it how to advance. By this winter at the latest, I will definitely be able to advance to the point where I can freely degree of metamorphosis."

Leng Sha was depressed for a while, and replied sullenly: "You are probably the most useless ultimate boss in the world, and you are not as good as 'yoyo'!"

Ye Yu flattened shamelessly, stretched the mushroom stalk in a dawdly manner, and said slowly: "The boss of the useless firewood is so easy to be overthrown, otherwise, with your young green onion, how could you take down the experienced Lao Tzu? "

Ye Yu blew loudly, saying that he was "experienced in many battles", but in fact he himself was the most tender green onion.

Poor Uncle Yu, he has never even had a girlfriend in his life, so Xu Yuanfan dragged him home and became a housewife in a daze.When she was with Xu Yuanfan, Ye Yu narrowed down her social circle as much as possible, and stayed at home on weekdays, basically not mixing with men or women who could trigger Xu Yuanfan's sense of crisis.

If it wasn't for Ye Yu's job that could bring him and Xu Yuanfan a reasonable income, Xu Yuanfan would probably help him resign directly, and then lock Ye Yu at home—the surname Xu has a strong desire for monopoly, and he can't wait for Ye Yu to resign. He is the only one left in Yu's world.

However, after being rejected by Ye Yu, Xu Yuanfan drifted back to his residence in a trance.

It wasn't until he saw Chen Hang and remembered the bowl of handmade noodles mixed with ashes that Xu Yuanfan came back to his senses.

Xu Yuanfan knew he was crazy.

From the moment he heard the news of Ye Yu's death, he went crazy.

Xu Yuanfan knew very well subconsciously that the ashes he forced Chen Hang to eat belonged to Ye Yu himself; but on the other hand, he was sure that Ye Yu survived the explosion by chance.

He felt that Ye Yu was still alive and would forgive him and get back together with him.

Xu Yuanfan walked into the house with an ugly smile, picked Chen Hang up and turned around for half a circle, and then kissed him lightly on the forehead.

"Ye Yu," Xu Yuanfan heard himself say, "I'll ask you again, are you willing to go back with me?"

Chen Hang looked at Xu Yuanfan fixedly, they looked at each other for a while, Chen Hang suddenly laughed out loud.

He laughed so wildly that he even burst into tears at the end.

Those tears streaming down his smiling face seemed to have a subtle sense of bitterness.

"Xu, open your eyes and see who I am?!"

Xu Yuanfan hugged Chen Hang's arm tightly, and remained silent without answering.

Chen Hang just laughed, he slammed Xu Yuanfan's shoulder with his chin, and said loudly: "I've had enough! I've had enough!! I've had enough!!! Xu, are you a man after all? It’s fine if you don’t dare to admit what you’ve done, but who are you going to show the bitter drama you’ve been acting for a few months?!”

Xu Yuanfan's face darkened, and he pushed Chen Hang away suddenly, "What do you mean?"

"Ha, what do I mean? What do you mean by asking me??" Chen Hang wiped away the tears on his face, rushed into the room, and took out a half-folded A4 paper from a notebook with a black cover.He held the piece of paper back in front of Xu Yuanfan, unceremoniously threw the piece of paper on Xu Yuanfan's face: "Look for yourself!"

Xu Yuanfan picked up the paper that was falling powerlessly in the air, and he hesitated for a moment before opening it from the folded line in the middle.

A remittance receipt from Industrial and Commercial Bank of China fell out, and Xu Yuanfan didn't seem to notice it. He read the content on the A4 paper several times, his fingers became more and more trembling, and even the paper shook violently. Until he could no longer read the words clearly.

"How long do you still want to deceive yourself and others?!" Chen Hang grabbed Xu Yuanfan's neckline with his face flushed, and punched Xu Yuanfan in the face while furious, "You said you would give me a good life For you, I slept with that disgusting gas worker for a month! The result? You sent all the money you got back to your home, and you said your mother needed money urgently for surgery? Okay! I will bear it! I can wait! But What do you mean now? Seeing that Ye Yu is still alive, is this a 'resurrection of old love' or a 'discovery of conscience'?! It's you who wanted to kill him, and now you're here to pretend to be a good person. Where did you put me? ! How do you let me deal with myself?!!!"

"not me!!"

"It wasn't you??? It was you who said that Ye Yu was too boring, and you couldn't get rid of him, so you used this method to settle with him 'fairly'. But now? He's back again, and he's beside a handsome young man Master Kuan, are you unhappy again?"

"To shut up!"

"No! I'm going to say it! You insidious villain! Coward!! Crazy!!! What do you think this time? Do you want to tie your diamond-encrusted love rival for a vote???"

"Snapped--"

Crisp applause appeared in the small rental house.

There seemed to be two flames burning in Chen Hang's eyes. He stared at Xu Yuanfan with a calm expression. The clear palm print on his face made his face look a little funny.

Chen Hang didn't say anything, he just rolled up his sleeves, and then suddenly sent out his right hand, hitting Xu Yuanfan's abdomen hard.Along with his hand, there was also a sharp dagger with a blood groove...