Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

The one-sided massacre caused Ye Yu's killing points to accumulate extremely quickly. At the end of an hour, he had already risen to three levels in a row. From level zero to level three, he was only one level away from being able to truly "transform" into a human form. It's not "illusion".

Ye Yu let go of the mouse, and let out a long sigh with a happy expression.

"Xiao Leng, I'm thirsty, pour me a glass of water~!"

Staring at Ye Yu's face coldly, the corners of his lips and eyebrows twitched together, and a bitter face appeared in the blink of an eye.

Ye Yu noticed Leng Sha's extremely unnatural expression, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Leng Sha lowered his head and coughed to hide his snicker: "Ahem, ahem, ahem, master, you have spots on your face."

"Huh?" Ye Yu touched his face casually, but didn't find anything unusual.But looking at Leng Sha's particularly weird expression, Ye Yu thought for a while, stood up from the boss chair in front of the computer desk, and ran into the bathroom with big strides.

Not long after, a desperate yell came from the bathroom: "Damn it! I'm disfigured!!"

Tragedy becomes comedy when it happens to someone else.Leng Sha suppressed a smile and took out a big mask and peaked cap from his suitcase. His mind was full of those ridiculous spots on his Uncle Yu's face—the dalmatians don't have such a sad appearance—Uncle Yu's face There are small dark pink flowers all over the ground, each with a yellow-orange stamen and five small dark pink petals, one no more and one no less.The cartoon-like dark pink flowers are evenly distributed on Comrade Lao Ye's face, which looks extraordinarily...happy.

What's even more funny is that Ye Yu pouted in the mirror, and there were some sporadic mini dark pink flowers on Bai Shengsheng's shiny front teeth.Lengsha can almost imagine, when Lao Ye smiled and acted cute as usual, he showed a mouthful of white and shiny teeth sprinkled with small flowers... OTZ, Lengsha’s inner villain laughed and fell to the ground, ten thousand beasts running wildly couldn’t express it He is in a delicate mood at the moment.

"My handsome face!"

"My handsome teeth!!"

"My... charming little brother!!! Oh, No!!!" Ye Yu wailed into the mirror.

At such a serious moment, Leng Sha couldn't help thinking about a question "non-seriously": Could it be that my Uncle Yu has always looked like this from now on?

Thinking of this, Leng Sha smiled unkindly.The child tried his best to put on a serious face, and slowly handed the cap and the big mask to Ye Yu, and said in a low voice, "It's okay, master, I don't despise you as a slave. Who can't grow two years old when they are old?" Just pimples or spots or something..."

Ye Yu wrinkled his face, gloomy.

After a while, Comrade Ye finally recovered from the tragic emotion of being disfigured.He checked his status and found that he had become LV3, that is, the third-order dark poisonous mushroom.

Ye Yu's eyes lit up, and the fire of hope was rekindled in his heart: at the fourth level, he can transform into a human form like yoyo, maybe by that time, the spots on his face that are exactly the same as the small flowers on the original cap of the flower mushroom can be transformed into a human body. hidden.

Ye Yu eagerly returned to the computer desk, glanced at the battle ID in the battle room, and saw that the Messiah was still there, so he directly clicked on the option "Ready to start".

Messiah's new precious apprentice was tortured by Ye Yu to the point of collapse. He would naturally help his apprentice get it back in this case, so as soon as the previous battle was over, Messiah replaced his poor apprentice. position, waiting for Ye Yu to issue an invitation for the second battle.When Ye Yu entered the state of preparation, Messiah subconsciously clicked "Enter the battle"; after clicking, he habitually glanced at the battle settings, and this glance almost made Messiah spit blood on the display screen—— The opponent actually set up a three-hour time-limited battle!

three hours! ! !

Before the battle started, Messiah's hand twitched. He quickly turned his head and shouted at his apprentice: "Come here quickly, and help me take off the weight on my arm and wrist!"

Over there, Ye Yu took the opportunity to blackmail Messiah.

aggrieved...

Messiah's fingers fluttered on the keyboard, controlling the avatar to run on the map, and Ye Yu's second shot missed.

Messiah flicked the mouse, and the score became 1:1. Comrade Ye, who had been stunned for a long time, finally died gloriously.

It is not only the reaction speed that determines the winning or losing of the game, but also factors such as awareness, technology, and experience.Messiah has very few ineffective operations, and even has some small tricks that he has explored for a long time, so although his reaction speed is not as fast as Ye Yu, he can still stabilize Ye Yu in actual combat.

Ye Yu was killed several times, and the score between the two sides gradually became 1:16.

1 is Ye Yu, 16 is Messiah: Ye Yu, a fake master, finally fell to a real master.

Three hours passed quickly.

The final result was 907:1179. Most of Ye Yu's 907 points were obtained in the last hour.

In the last hour, Messiah seemed to be too tired. Several times, the characters he controlled stood still in a certain place, just giving Ye Yu points in vain.

A new message popped up in the chat box of the battle platform.

Moshiahch: The apprentice vomited (staring at the stereoscopic images changing too fast for a long time can cause vomiting), I have to take him to the hospital.Let's make an appointment to fight another day?

Ye Yu was extremely aggrieved by the loss. This insidious guy even wanted to fight for another 5 hours, dragging Messiah to a "fatigue battle".Ye Yu thought for a long time before using the Sogou Pinyin input method to type out a reply in the dialog box.

Mushroom Giant Chicken (he is the main attack): Tomorrow at 8 o'clock in the morning?

Moshiahch: Good.

In fact, it is not only Messiah's young apprentice who is useless, cold killing is also quite useless.

Satisfied, Ye Yu exited the Aim battle platform, turned off the computer, stood up and stretched her waist, ready to move her slightly numb fingers.As a result, when he turned around, he saw Leng Shalan standing behind the computer chair with a pale complexion, dark circles around his eyes, and pale lips.

"you……"

What's the matter? Before these three words could be uttered, Ye Yu spat out coldly.

What Ye Yu didn't know was that Messiah had dragged the wretched ID of Gujuji (he was General Attack) into the blacklist on the spot.

Masters are not scary these days, what is scary is a fake master who can make opponents cramp—Messiah updated his MSN status: Cao, shame on fatigue! ! !

These words were obviously written for Leng Sha, but unfortunately, Leng Sha was already thrown into the WC by Ye Yu holding the toilet and throwing up in the dark. Where did the American energy come from to browse the web...

Ye Yu didn't know that because of him, Messiah's hard training for maximum hand speed and endurance achieved great results. After that, he dominated the Aim League Championship for four years.And the person who pulled Messiah down from the altar was Messiah's little apprentice who was abused by Ye Yu until he vomited. His goal was to practice hard skills and defeat a game madman named Gujuji...

Of course, these are all later stories.

Ye Yu was squatting on the floor of the toilet, patting Leng Kill's back.

"Why did you throw up?" Ye Yu asked.

Leng Kill squatted on the toilet with slack eyes, and replied weakly: "I don't know, once the battle on your side is over, my eyes will be dark... I can't help (vomit)."

Ye Yu thoughtfully handed Leng Sha a cup of warm mouthwash, and said with a smile, "My husband thought you had it."

Leng Sha couldn't help but move his position, and stepped on Ye Yu's big toe who was trembling.

Ye Yu cried out in pain, "Oh my god, my father's feet!"

Leng Sha said in a slightly weak but imposing tone: "Pure man, you don't mind the pain."

Ye Yu was embarrassed.

The implication of Leng Sha's words is that Lao Ye, don't you call yourself "husband" and "father"?Don't cry if you have the ability, let me step on it.In the final analysis, Leng Sha is still a young man with a happy nature. When he was "sick", he was stimulated by Ye Yu and couldn't help but say such a childish remark.

But these words don't look like irony in the ears of others, but like coquettish...