Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

After hanging up the phone, Ye Yu was very melancholy for a while.

Come to live at home = have to turn on the air conditioner = cannot plant glacier mushrooms to cool down = electricity bills are skyrocketing = Ye Yu is being taken advantage of! ! !

Ye Yu has deep resentment!

This kind of resentment lasted until the doorbell rang at home. Ye Yu slapped his forehead and thought secretly: The new house is full of dust and needs to be cleaned urgently.Isn't it free labor to kill yourself coldly and hit the door? !Thinking of this, Ye Yu swept away the decadence when she hung up the phone, and rushed to open the door excitedly.

"Little slave, you are so fast~! Master, I am very satisfied...me...me...who are you???" The expression on Ye Yu's face changed from rippling to solemn, because the man standing outside the door It's just not a cold kill at all.It was a young man in his 22s, and his chocolate-colored skin, which had been exposed to the sun for a long time, made him look extremely energetic.At this moment, he was looking at Ye Yu in surprise, and stammeringly replied: "I am the one who collects, collects, and collects electricity bills in the community, ah! That's right, I just found out in the main control room that your electric meter has gone a little bit." , I just want to see if there is anyone living in the house. Are you the owner of this house?"

Ye Yu hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly.

The young man who collected the electricity bill's eyes lit up, and then quickly took out a ticket holder with a wooden board from his satchel.He said cheerfully: "You haven't paid the electricity bill for three months. The total is two hundred and one and eighty-four cents. Please pay it." Tear off the clip, and quickly hand it to Ye Yu.

The corners of Ye Yu's lips twitched, and after a while, he took the electricity bill and asked suspiciously: "By the way, don't you pay the electricity bill directly at the business hall of the Electric Power Bureau?"

The young man quickly took out his work card from his satchel, and explained with a smile: "Our Tianying community has an independent power supply, and water, electricity, heating, and sewer maintenance are all under our property management. Did no one tell you when you bought the house? Have you ever been through these?"

Ye Yu shook her head vigorously, and replied cheekily, "No. I've only moved here for four hours."

The young man's face collapsed, he muttered something in a low voice, and asked Ye Yu again with a professional smile on his face: "What about the original owner? Please contact me and ask him to pay the electricity bill. Ah! Maybe You don’t know yet, our community stipulates that if you don’t pay the bill for more than three months, the power will be cut off directly.”

The young man's words can be described as both soft and hard, "good obedience" + "threat" - grasping with both hands, both hands must be hard.

Ye Yu is very old, no matter what, he can be regarded as a veteran.

When he saw the battle, he rolled his eyes and said nothing. He directly pulled out the invoice from the boy who charged the electricity bill, folded it and put it in his trouser pocket, then turned half his body, and let the invoice pass by the door. Make a path for people to pass.Ye Yu pretended to be mournful, and said to the boy who collected the electricity bill: "My boss owes me salary for several months, and now I don't have a dime on me. But you can go into the house and see if there is anything valuable , just move out to pay for the electricity bill!"

The poor real estate guy was immediately stupid. Most of the people living in this community are single white-collar workers, and their quality is high, high, high.Even if I meet two unqualified people occasionally, I'm not as shameless as Ye Yu~!

The invoice was taken away by him!

Tucked directly into the depths of the trouser pocket!

The young man who collected the electricity bill hesitated for a long while but didn't muster up the courage to go to Ye Yu's pocket to take out the electricity bill that he had just issued!What's more, Ye Yu looks so fair and tender, at first glance, he looks like the so-and-so who is very popular recently... the little loli who played the love of the hawthorn tree.The facial features are not very similar, but the feeling they give is exactly the same.

How do you describe it?

The guy collecting the electricity bill thought for a while, and finally found an adjective from his poor vocabulary: little white sheep.

Tender, bleating, soft and deceitful - the little white sheep!

These days, not only women's buttocks can't be touched, but also men's buttocks can't be touched (no explanation, you understand).

As for the proposal of moving furniture from the house to offset the electricity bill, it's even more fucking nonsense!

He is a real estate agent who moves things out of the owner's house. Don't mention the reason, this kind of thing is not justified, and he might lose his job because of it!So the poor real estate guy had no choice but to stare at Ye Yu bitterly, and resolutely accepted the dumb loss, turned around and walked away with heavy steps!

Ye Yu took out the invoice from his trouser pocket, put it in his mouth and blew it, and proudly shouted to the back of the property management guy: "Hey, that is Huang Lei (the name on the work permit)~ Thank you, I will help you with the electricity bill first." I'll put it on! When I have money, I will pay you back as soon as possible!"

This kind of behavior of Ye Yu can probably be called "behaving well while getting cheap".

The poor real estate guy was so angry that Ye Yu's feet went limp, and he almost fell down on the stairs.

Ye Yu, at first glance, is a soft and harmless lamb, but after getting in touch with him a lot, it's not hard to find out: Ye Yu has a bad stomach, and his bones are really bad!

Well, it's actually not that bad, but as an "uncle" who has been in the society for more than ten years and has already passed away at the age of forty, the most important thing Ye Yu lacks is the little cleverness honed in life .Such as stealing water by leaking water pipes, stealing electricity by pulling wires privately, rushing in when supermarkets are discounted and scanning goods at the speed of light...

Cough cough, cough cough, I accidentally talked too much.

Cough, cough, cough, in fact, this kind of thing-everyone knows it well, there is no need to publicize it, cough, cough.

Well, let's get down to business.

By the way, Ye Yu, the big bad wolf in lamb's clothing, finally waited until he was killed coldly.

Looking out from the cat's eyes, Leng Sha, the kid, was carrying a suitcase, with an easel on his back, and was standing neatly one meter away from the door.

After waiting for a while, seeing that the door hadn't been opened, Leng Sha stepped forward suspiciously and rang the doorbell again, then hesitantly retreated to a distance of about one meter from the door, smiling and standing upright.

Ye Yu saw the whole process through the cat's eyes, he couldn't help leaning on the door and giggling, but he refused to open the door for Leng Sha.

Unlike Ye Yu, a wild kid like Ye Yu, Leng Sha looked like a child with an excellent tutor.

Although Lengsha's dress and even his words are really rebellious, some small details of his walking, sitting and sleeping room all reflect the good education he has received.

Ye Yu suddenly felt that Leng Sha was probably the kind of "good boy" who would never knock on other people's doors vigorously with his hands.

But it didn't take long for him to think, the door panel that Ye Yu was leaning on behind vibrated vigorously: accompanied by a loud "bang bang bang" sound.

Leng Sha rolled up his sleeves, and slapped his palm on the door with a deafening sound.

The child completely disregarded his image, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Master, master! Don't sleep!!! I'm here to send you something good, my slave!"

good stuff?

what good stuff?

Out of curiosity, Ye Yu swished the lock and opened the door quickly.

The moment Ye Yu met Leng Sha's eyes, Ye Yu asked curiously, "What good thing?"

Lengsha grabbed the suitcase and quickly squeezed into the door through the gap beside Ye Yu.For a full 10 minutes, he was busy taking things out of the suitcase.

Ten minutes later, Leng Sha sat on the sofa in the small living room and cast a contemptuous glance at Ye Yu.

Cold Kill: "I didn't say I brought you something good, will you open the door for me?!"

Ye Yu didn't feel the embarrassment of being stabbed in the vitals at all.

He took out the "electricity bill" from his trouser pocket very naturally, walked over leisurely and handed it to Leng Sha, without changing his face and heartbeat, and said calmly: "Just now a bill collector came and said that we owe you money. I have paid electricity bills for three months. You can’t let me be a fool! I have only moved in for a few hours.”

Leng Kill glanced at the electricity bill, and said "naturally" in a low voice.He took out a three-fold small wallet from the bottom of the suitcase, stretched it out, and took out two hundred and one fifty, and said to Ye Yu with a smile: "Two hundred and five for you! No need to look for it!"

Ye Yu cursed secretly in her heart: You are the only two hundred and five, and your whole family is two hundred and five.

But scolding is scolding, money still has to be collected!

After Ye Yu took the three RMB from Leng Killer, he took out a fifty-cent coin from his pocket and stuffed it into Leng Killer, and replied with the same smile: "It's not a respect, brother Wu Mao, take this one. "

"..." Leng Sha struggled secretly: Which one is more serious, the accusation of "Two Hundred Five" or "Brother Wu Mao"?well?It seems that I have spent more than 40 yuan... I thought to myself: It seems that I have suffered a loss? !