Song Qingshu's journey of resistance

"Come on, eat this, and this one is also good." The chopsticks frequently picked up the dishes on the table and put them into the bowl of the person opposite. The more Duan Yu smiled, the happier he became. The staring expression is so cute, the fairy sister even rolls her eyes so charmingly...

Song Qingshu lowered his brows, his stomach hurts, the kid opposite who calls himself Duan Yu is too idiot, isn't he?Isn't it just a meal?What are you laughing laughing?Did the guests who didn't see other tables start to look here?You don't think it's embarrassing, this young master wants to save face!

"God...what's the matter with you?" Are you still not feeling well?Thinking of Sister Shenxian's delicate body suffering unimaginable torture, Duan Yu couldn't help but frowned with heartache.

"I'm fine." Glaring at Duan Yu angrily again, Song Qingshu decided to go out to find a contact person in a while, no matter what Wudang or Mingjiao he is, as long as he can get out of this kid's 'clutch', even if it falls into Yang Xiao's hands. .

"But God..."

"Shut up!" He interrupted Duan Yu's call that made him want to vomit blood again and again, took a deep breath, and Song Qingshu raised a stiff smile, "Mr. Duan, I'm thinking of Qiao Mingfeng, please call me Brother Qiao That's fine." Hehe, Duan Yu and Qiao Feng are a natural match, the little Song Qingshu should not be a third party!

"Brother Qiao?" At first, he was puzzled and then pleasantly surprised. It turns out that the fairy sister's surname is Qiao?But calling him big brother... Glancing at the person who was staring at him closely, he couldn't help shaking his head and laughing, Sister Shenxian is really naughty, okay, okay, as long as 'she' is happy, so what about calling him big brother? "Then Brother Qiao, please accept my bow." Standing up and cupping his hands, Duan Yu saluted with a smile.

"It's easy to say." Sitting firmly in the chair without moving, Song Qingshu cupped his hands lightly, but rolled his eyes in his heart, this kid is really capable of making trouble.

Standing up with a smile on his face, seeing that Sister Shenxian was finally not so indifferent, Duan Yu bravely asked cautiously, "Brother Qiao, do you have any plans for the future?"

"Plan?" Squinting his eyes, what does this kid want to do? "Of course I'm going home, where else can I go." Home, that's the place I've only been here for two lifetimes, and only by the side of my lover is my permanent destination.

"Home? You're going back?!" I was shocked, but more anxious, Sister Shenxian just came down to earth, why didn't she stay long before leaving again?Is it because I made Sister Immortal unhappy, that's why 'she' wanted to leave?Instantly his face turned pale, Duan Yu stared dryly, "Sister Immortal, you can't leave, you can't just leave like this, I..."

Everyone in front of and behind 'Pu' sprayed, and Song Qingshu's entire face turned green. You don't need to think about it, these people who sprayed must regard him as a transvestite.

"Duan! Yu!!" Looking for a draw, right?It's not eye-catching enough, is it? ! He stood up with a sound of 'Teng', first glanced coldly at the diners who were secretly watching the scene with grinning smiles, then gritted his teeth and approached the white-faced scholar opposite, "I warn you, from now on, how far will you go? Far away, let me see you again, I promise to hit you once, understand?!!!" He yelled and flung his sleeves and left, he really couldn't stand this one, who cares who will take it away, farewell !

"Sister Immortal? Elder Sister Immortal~~" Seeing that Elder Immortal was about to leave, Duan Yu yelled and chased after her. Now that Elder Immortal has no mana, what will happen if she meets a bad person.

I suddenly~~ I have nothing to say to the lunatic, my steps quickened, Song Qingshu trotted and hid his body in the corner, and didn't dare to come out until Yao watched Duan Yu walk away, lightly shaking the cold sweat on his forehead, lunatic Running all over the street, what's wrong with this world!

Leisurely walking in the opposite direction, carefully looking at the shops on both sides of the street, the more he looked at the shops, the more something was wrong, frowning, how did he feel...Suddenly, an imperial list came into view, making Song Qingshu suddenly stop in his tracks, that is ... "Great Song...Emperor Zhezong?" The emperor's seal on the signature made Song Qingshu completely pale in shock. This is actually the Great Song Dynasty?How could this be the Great Song Dynasty! "Get out of the way, get out of the way." Push away the person in front and read the imperial list carefully again, there is nothing wrong, I am not wrong...

Staggering back a few steps, my heart is a little bit cold, if this is the Song Dynasty, then I must not be in Yitian's novel at this time, thinking of the boy who has been by my side calling himself Duan Yu, and Duan Yu The fairy sister who was tossing and turning in Yu's mouth, another layer of ice formed in her cold heart, "Duan Yu..." squatting down in pain, Duan Yu is a character in Tianlongbabu, so this is Tianlongbabu?It is hundreds of years different from Yitian!

He covered his face with his hands and closed his eyes tightly, "Yan... Uncle Xiao..." What should I do?Qing Shu can't go back, Qing Shu may never see you again, "I don't want~~~!!!" Roaring sadly, he stood up and ran away, letting the tears from the corners of his eyes splash in the wind, not knowing the direction Regardless of things, Song Qingshu only knows how to run, as if he can run out of Tianlong and return to Yitian in this way.

"Ah~" In the confusion, he seemed to have knocked someone down. If he didn't want to see it, he would just fall down. With a silent and confused smile, Song Qingshu staggered and ran forward. I took a few steps back, covered the bumped area with my hand and blinked my eyes, why didn't it hurt?I don't know, I twitched the corners of my mouth and raised my steps before running, the figures in front of my eyes were screaming in my ears, they all... What's wrong?Why are you screaming?Why are you staring at yourself? "It's so cold..." Yan, laughing at Uncle, Qing Shu is so cold, does Qing Shu have a cold?Can you grab some medicine for Qing Shu?

Suddenly, someone grabbed her arm tightly, turned her head and stared at him, who was it?Who has the guts to stop him from looking for Uncle Yan and Xiao?Ai?This guy looks familiar, where have you seen him?

"Sister Immortal? Brother Qiao? What's wrong with you? Don't scare me." Duan Yu couldn't accept it as he trembled and shook the person in front of him. Sister Immortal had only been separated from him for a short while, how could she become the person in front of him? This look?

"Immortal...sister?" murmured, "Are you Duan Yu?" Yes, this person is Duan Yu, one of the well-deserved protagonists in Tianlong Babu, and the world I am living in is not Yitian, no more... …"Ah~~~~~" He put his head in his hands and screamed, why not?Why not?Obviously it was the immortal who sent him to Yitian to become Song Qingshu, obviously... he stopped abruptly and stood up, immortal?Yes, all of this must have something to do with that goddamn god!

"Fucking goddamn bastard, come out!!" Pointing at the sky and shouting, thunder rumbled from the sky, and it rained heavily in an instant, while Song Qingshu, who stood in the middle of the street and was treated as a lunatic and a fool by people, was still cursing with his head held high He said, "God of bullshit, I curse you for giving birth to a son with no butthole, giving birth to a daughter with an extra penis, breaking the right leg with your left leg when you go out, and being raped by a sow forever when you fall asleep, you%￥%￥￥%%"

'Kacha' A big thunder struck, and after the flash, the ground was scorched with rubble. The thunder was less than half an inch away from where Song Qingshu was standing. Maybe it was a coincidence or maybe it was a warning, but it scared everyone, but it didn't make Song Qingshu compromise. .

"Sister Immortal!" He was also taken aback, and temporarily forgot his jaw and glasses, and rushed up to grab Song Qingshu and wanted to leave, but Song Qingshu threw his hands away forcefully.

"Chop it up, chop it up, even if it kills me, I will scold you! Your family has no buttholes, your family is a shemale, and your whole family is a sow at night~" Neck hurts, and she stares at Duan in disbelief. Yu, this kid actually dared to knock him unconscious? !There were bursts of blackness in front of his eyes, no matter how unwilling he was, Song Qingshu finally softly fell into Duan Yu's embrace.

He pursed his lips guiltily, "I'm sorry, Sister Immortal." Duan Yu was also doing it for your own good, he smiled wryly and glanced at the crazy people who were rushing forward, gritted his teeth and picked up the "beautiful woman" and carried Lingbo Weibu I tried my best to go to the distance, if I didn't run, I would turn into meat sauce.

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The blue sky, white clouds, and waves rolled on the beach, making strange traces.

Crossing his legs and propping his head up with his palms, Song Qingshu pinched Bai Yun under the seat and said leisurely, "You mean, the magic weapon fragments are not only in one Jin Yong's novel, but the reason why I came to Tianlongbabu is Because all the instruments in Yitian have been collected?"

"Yeah." Replied with his nose, the anger in a certain god's heart still hasn't completely disappeared, he grinds his teeth, he really owed this kid in his previous life, let alone wipe his ass in this world, the two-dimensional world I still have to endure the scolding from this kid, woo~~ I blame my stinky mouth, if I didn't say that much at the beginning, this kid would have died and reincarnated normally, and naturally there would be no future There are a lot of troublesome things, but...if that's the case, the fun will be much less~

"I want to go back."

"What?" Picking out his ears, a certain god tilted his head and pretended not to hear clearly.

"I said, I, Want, Hui, Yi, Tian, ​​Tu, Dragon, Remember~~~!" Repeated every word, Song Qingshu showed the spirit that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and straight to the point A certain god was stunned. In this world, only the place where Yan and Uncle Xiao are are is his home. If he can't go back, then he would rather die!

"Oh my goodness, isn't this bad? At the beginning we agreed that you entered this world to find a magic weapon, but now you go on strike if you say so, so what should I do?" It depends on whether you are working hard or not.

"I don't care, anyway, you were the one who committed the foul first, and I saved thirteen lives, even if I did, it's worth it. If you don't let me go back... I'll put you in this place. All the magic weapon fragments in the world are smashed into powder and then commit suicide. I don’t believe that there will be no gods to take care of a wandering soul in this world wandering in the two-dimensional world. After ten thousand years, I will admit it!"

Uh~ Stupid, he just wanted to test to see how deep this kid's love is, and he never thought that he and the harem would be separated. Loyal dogs have everything, if you really dismantle yourself, you will be sent by heaven!

"Okay, for the sake of your affection, I will help you, but..." There was a strange light in his half-closed eyes, and a certain god laughed, "I want to go back to Yitian again." You can only wait until you collect all the magic tools. You know that my magic tools can reverse time and space, and only it can change the direction of time, so... Hee hee, little Yunyun, just keep working hard , I will support you spiritually." Covering your mouth and snickering, try to find Xiaogong, I have prepared a lot for you, and I will definitely let you enjoy it until you die!hum!Let's see if you still dare to scold me, saying that I gave birth to a son without an asshole, and gave birth to a daughter with an extra penis, it's too disgusting! !

"Is this the only way?" It's really frustrating, I didn't expect to go around and go back to the original point, but knowing that I can go back is good, so that I have a hope of living, and I suddenly thought of something Song Qingshu frowned leisurely, "Hey, can you give me more superpowers? Tianlong is not like Yitian. I have no sect to back me up, and secondly, I have no courage to fight for martial arts. As the representative of this poisonous Azi, I can do light work. In the world where Duan Yu is the best in the world, Qiao Feng is invincible in martial arts, Xu Zhu's luck is unbelievable, and in the world of the despicable villain Ding Chunqiu who goes through the motions from time to time, don't you think that I am a good-for-nothing?"

Uh~ A certain god blinked, is it that bad?Tilting your head and thinking about it, how can you say that Chen Yun is also his own person, and those who are caught by Xiaogong can be regarded as fun, but it is not good if they are caught and locked up by other people, "Well then, didn't you collect Have you got several magic tools? I will wake up the spiritual consciousness of the magic tools sleeping in your body, so that it will automatically save you when you are in danger."

Mo ~~ "In other words... you still refuse to give me more skill, right?" Song Qingshu gritted his teeth, who didn't have a lot of super powers when he traveled through time?Why can't I just be a waste material when it's my turn?Isn't it unreasonable? !

"Hehe..." smiled apologetically, "You don't know, skills can't be given randomly." Of course you can't give them randomly, if you are invincible in martial arts, how can you let Xiao Gong suppress it whenever you want?This is a matter of principle, never give in! "Hey, you know everything you need to know now, and I should go too. One last thing, don't you kid scold me anymore, did you hear that? Really, it's a pity that I rushed here to comfort you, you Is that how you treat me? This scolding is very hurtful, understand?"

Curling his lips, Song Qingshu didn't refute when he knew that he was right. He silently waved his hand, and then the scenery in front of him was reversed, and his body fell from the cloud suddenly...

"Ah~~~" Screaming and sitting up, the next moment I was stunned, the distance between the foreheads was less than half an inch, the noses were tightly pressed together, the lips seemed to have touched... Blinking eyes, Song Qingshu moved slowly Said the classic sentence of Master Xing, "Take a step back, I'm too close and I don't know who you are."

"Ah~ yes... I'm sorry, I...that me..." With a flushed face, Duan Yu stepped back a few steps, rubbed his hands together, lowered his head and then raised it, raised it and lowered it again, feeling panicked in his heart. Won't you misunderstand yourself again?He was so anxious that he wanted to cry, how did he know that Sister Shenxian would sit up suddenly, it was a complete accident.

Too lazy to pay attention to a certain innocent young man, Song Qingshu rubbed his lips with his backhand and said leisurely, "Go, get me a bucket of bath water." Chairman Mao said well, the body is the capital of the revolution, in order to see Uncle Yan and Xiao Xiao as soon as possible. You must keep your body healthy!

"Ah? Wash... bath water??" Duan Yu was at a loss, these two words were too ambiguous, making his ears turn red.

"Yes, I want to take a bath, right away!" I have already lost the strength to get angry with Duan Yu. Anyone who has seen Tianlong knows that Duan Yu's toughness is 10,000+ times that of a cow's rubber band. It can be seen from his utter devotion to Wang Yuyan.

He sighed secretly, it was just love at first sight because of the stone statue, this kid would risk his life for Wang Yuyan several times, it's sad, where did he come from? It's not good to jump out of the stone like Sun Dasheng?Now it's all right, I'm afraid I won't be able to get rid of Duan Yu even if I want to.

Speechless and tearful, feeling the same fate and different years, Wukong, how are you doing now?